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Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 11:14am On Sep 27, 2014
MrCork:

. ..^^^ see this donkey...brother..so u tink writing 29 pages will get u punny on nairaland?..abi?...foe the record,nairaland females only interested in moiney,Brazilian wig & phone credit (no offense) angry

you're ignorant of whats going on here...
asking is a virtue thats worth having... be more inquisitive.
probably not your intention but your ignorance (of this topic) have made you disrespectful
Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 11:04am On Sep 27, 2014
MisterLongman: Cool piece..... But SEAGOLD has won the GOLD already
i know but i had to clap back
Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 11:03am On Sep 27, 2014
rozzay: Awwwww sweet don't I just love woman wrappering. Hehhehehe

hehe woman wrappering i dont 'wrap' maybe i can rap
Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 10:59am On Sep 27, 2014
sad
oh uh im gonna get stashed
MizMyColi: Typing
Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 10:53am On Sep 27, 2014
shocked
THAINDIVIDUAL: more softness angry
Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 10:38am On Sep 27, 2014
THAINDIVIDUAL: Softhearted dude! angry
really
Romance / Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 10:03am On Sep 27, 2014
Elantracey: You could have simply used the wooing thread .



Nice poetry thou.

i did and lost... posting this now would be digressing.
thanks
Romance / Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by bountyhunter: 9:49am On Sep 27, 2014
you fascinate me.
you're every man's dream, atleast a man with sane mind.

you're so curvaceous, the shapeliness of your body is so sublime, a creation of out of this world.
the enormousness of your beauty is such that by turning down and looking atcha, you are still beautiful, you have extraordinary pretty legs.

you have out and out qualities.
you're a perfection, if there is anything like that...
in life there are darknesses and lights, you are one of the lights.
a woman of noblity, this gives me hope that there are good women still left to make life happy.
i have read time and time again, line after line in ecclesiastes the phrase 'everything under sun is futile' knowing you im incline to the supposition that it was just an ingnoratio elechi on solomon's part.

your great physique when compare to the greatness of your heart and mind is just a mere bonus. with this i so wish to be in there, in your heart, it would be my greatest honor...
you're everything i imagine and much much more, that been im going to importunate until the end of time to experience the moment of been in ur heart...
im hopeful of this. the sun and moon are always on opposite direction. the sun comes up the moon goes down, the moon comes up sun goes down it keeps happening but someday the sun and moon meets and there's eclipse. this is evident that there is no impossiblities.

i fear words cant say how much you're really worth or how i feel. you're much much more than words can describe...

the sound of your heart beat is music to my ears, i go singing 'ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la la la la....' i dont even know what that means but you will agree with me that love is a thing best felt, aint it?

walking down the aisle withcha by my side would be my greatest honor and achievement.
please be my lady?
te amo
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p.s the thought of you gets me in some sort of trance, drifting in a tidal wave in the ocean, floating in space to meet you to the share the moment of love. stepping out of my dreamy state of you leaves me sitting here with my dic .k on hard, me so hor.ny me love you long time...
ayoo im tire of talking so why dontcha come sit down on top of me
--------------------------
mizmycoli
i thought i didnt do justice yday's challenge... ideally this should have been my piece.

seriously dont take the last part with any seriousness, and please pardon the punctuations.
me and punctuations dont get along, the internet told me some nasty things about it, so i say fuckit to it...
Romance / Re: We Were Told To Write 15 Things That Begin With M That Ladies Love by bountyhunter: 10:56pm On Sep 26, 2014
manhood
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 10:14pm On Sep 26, 2014
zicoraads
seagold
you guys came out with all guns blazing and ashed me... dammnn
i give you guys guard of honour

one lesson i learnt, always be prepared ahead of time

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Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 9:50pm On Sep 26, 2014
obayaya:

Yeah!!!

You right about the emboldened. Though I think it's somewhat premature to use such lines.

that's exactly where (mama's boy) i thought he lost the plot but his gargantuan text got her in a trance she just couldnt resist... dammnn
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 9:43pm On Sep 26, 2014
MizMyColi: My Winner Tonight
Having read the lines from three amazing young men is:











[size=14pt]Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!


Give it up for...................





















SEAGOLD!!!!!!!!!!
[/size]


and he won just like that

senor seagold me just looking atcha like this

Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 9:20pm On Sep 26, 2014
SeaGold: Good evening Sunshine.

You know why I call you that?...cos you illuminate every dark negativity I'd harbour concerning love and life but now I have the inclination that there is a glimmer of hope, love, life, fulfilment and contentment. Something that has eluded me for far too long and I am sure you will have to make it permanent tonight.

One unique feature about you is your rare intelligence. I have followed your online persona and have come to the realisation that you are a quintessential enigma. A compendium of the best genetic build. You reverberate nairaland with your rare intelligence like the colossus you are. No wonder I find it expedient to "follow" you to tap into your reservoir of knowledge and brain. I must confess that in my years of nairaland I have never followed any female member but something strong beyond filial imagination made it possible. You are a bundle of beauty and brain, something elusive to great percentage of females around here.

I was discussing with my mother today and like every mom, she still pressures me to do the right thing and be responsible and when I broach about you and told her the qualities you exhumes, she was intensely fascinated. "my son, I have been noticing your charged disposition nowadays and the air of freedom and fulfilment that you exhumes, the happiness that reverberates around you is unexplained, could it be this same damsel we are discussing about having the magic wand? If it is she, please go for her for it is time to retrieve her from the virtual world and bring her home to me.

Certainly, we have a lot in common. You read Agric Economic, I'd economics toogrin and according to the Bible, wise people comes from the east and also we share same complexion. Isn't that fascinating?

I wanna spend the rest of this world with you. I wanna be the man that can tell the future in your eyes. Nothing is better than waking up beside you every morning and watching you bring those wonderful kids to our world. Sunshine, just say yes cos there is no future without you.

I have wander far too away looking for you...I wanna take you home to my waiting parent.

Love you to the moon Mizmycoli

I got you this flowers from the wild of serenghetti, its a rare species, no one has ever named it...please give it a namegrin

whoaaaaah whoaaah whoaaah whoaaah
whoaah
whoa
what a gargantuan piece... very unfair on your part cos some of us didnt have time to write something with such an absurd enormousness...
thankfully your large piece is not without flaws
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 8:43pm On Sep 26, 2014
Dygeasy
network issues
have posted now i can have my oatmeal
fingers crossed waiting for reply
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 8:38pm On Sep 26, 2014
you are a classic lady, a woman of honour, you have a heart of gold...your beauty is out of this world... you are every sane man's dream

i feel you through my whole body, from down my stomach to my heart and up through to my mind... love is a thing better felt not spoken or written
i love you in every bit, viva.

please be my babe? if you will
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 8:14pm On Sep 26, 2014
Dygeasy: You join the lot then. smiley
okayyy
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 8:13pm On Sep 26, 2014
MizMyColi:

Dygeasy, I think he should take Customized13's place.....he hasn't been online since today.
Just checked now

whoa whoa i guess the oatmeal can wait
im a bit hungry so i'll be keeping it pretty short anyways i aint prepared so its gon be short
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 8:06pm On Sep 26, 2014
time for some oat meal

i'll be back
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 8:02pm On Sep 26, 2014
Dygeasy: I wasn't supposed to pay attention.

The rule says "TAG ME". I couldn't possibly have gone through all the pages you know. There's tomorrow. Who is it?

mizmycoli, she's already slotted, if coup d'état is allowed, im game
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 7:54pm On Sep 26, 2014
obayaya:

Win as much ladies heart as you can win because you guys are going trophyless this season tongue

grin grin grin grin as long as we get the women, trophies can wait!
but i digress, after spending £150m a trophy should and will definitely come
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 7:45pm On Sep 26, 2014
you werent paying attention cheesy
there is still tomorrow right?
Dygeasy: Sorry I don't remember you telling me you wanted to woo anybody.
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 7:35pm On Sep 26, 2014
marieolae: Djgeasy alright I guess I just have to make a decison. Honestly it was really really hard. Cos all them put in soo much effort







I mean kiddablingz made my heart melt. Naijaboiy was classical. And ayukdaboss was sweet and simple. But I have to choose one. Aww its between kiddablingz and naijaboiy. Its sooo harddd. I'm not being bias with this decision. But I just felt like it was more original and breath taking! Arghhhh!!








































................................................................My winner is..














Kiddablingz!!!!

bravo bravo atleast man utd fans are winning the ladies' hearts...
heartthrobs
GGMU
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 7:20pm On Sep 26, 2014
señor dygeasy when am i scheduled
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by bountyhunter: 7:08pm On Sep 26, 2014
naijaboiy hehe
doubt there'll be any roses in that forest much less pretty ones, then again is it really worth it? going to a dangerous place for roses? for what

this is how folks end up dead for no good reason

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Nairaland / General / Nairaland A Church Or Mosque? by bountyhunter: 10:54am On Sep 26, 2014
the censorship on nl is damnn too high... i just cant apprehend it... why this so much censoring on a forum?
we are supposed to be hold to our views but with the censorship here, it makes this an impossibilty, we're not really saying what want when you type a word and another shows up, it becomes m.essy, takes the meaning right out of it...

for instance i want to quote @evilkagawa's catch phrase 'cock a sucker' it gets censored to 'rooster...' thats not what @ek says, he says 'c.ock a sucker'

another example, if someone recommends these movies;
1. c.ock fight
2. shi.t year
3. bi.tch slap
you go searching for
1. cock fight
2. shit year
3. bitch slap, cos nl censored it, i doubt you'll find whatcha looking for.

all the social media platforms/forums i have been to doesnt censor anyword, atleast none that i know of...

we need liberty
mr. seun im pleading to you to take a second look at censorship, scrap it, if you will, or atleast bring it a tad down... please, sire

i might have put forward my supposition wrongly but im sure there are people here who can put it in better context if need be.

p.s please do excuse the punctuations
Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Files For Divorce From Wiz Khalifa by bountyhunter: 12:50pm On Sep 25, 2014
she's gaining weight, posted her nude online... what do you expect wiz iz wize
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by bountyhunter: 10:44am On Sep 25, 2014
MizMyColi:

undecided

cheesy metaphorically of course
Phones / Re: The New Blackberry: Passport by bountyhunter: 10:34am On Sep 25, 2014
Mention: Kul.. Specs?
memory inbuilt, 32gb, 3gb ram, external memory up to 64gb sd card
camera, 13mp, front cam 2mp
screen 4.5in (453ppi)
gsm: 4g lte
cpu: quad-core 2.26ghz
check above for more specs
Phones / Re: The New Blackberry: Passport by bountyhunter: 10:27am On Sep 25, 2014
Les: Does it have secondary(front camera) if yes, I'm so getting this phone, and how about the Android runtime??
yes, 2mp. it doesnt run the android os but the os blackberry
Phones / Re: The New Blackberry: Passport by bountyhunter: 10:24am On Sep 25, 2014
GSM: 4G Network LTE
SIM Nano-SIM

Weight: 194 g (6.84 oz)
Keyboard: QWERTY

Screen: 4.5 inches (~453 ppi pixel
density)

MEMORY: Card slot microSD up to 64GB
Internal 32GB, 3GB RAM

CAMERA: Primary 13MP, 4128 x 3096 pixels, autofocus, optical
image stabilization, LED flash
Features Geo-tagging, face detection, HDR
Video 1080p@60fps
Secondary 2 MP, 720p

FEATURES: OS BlackBerry 10.3 OS
Chipset Qualcomm MSM8974AA
Snapdragon 800

CPU: Quad-core 2.26GHz Krait 400
GPU: Adreno 330

BATTERY Non-removable Li-Ion 3450 mAh battery
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by bountyhunter: 10:06am On Sep 25, 2014
MizMyColi:

T'was all good. Thanks.
I do forgive the profanity.

Let's hope it's a one time thing @Profanity wink

Why'd you get a new account anyway?
new acc?did i?dont really understand whatcha mean... imma new kid on the block
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by bountyhunter: 9:56am On Sep 25, 2014
MizMyColi:

grin How was your night? grin
woke up to a flaccid d.i.c.k so im assuming it wasnt nice...pls do forgive the profanity...how was urs?

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