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MrCork: . ..^^^ see this donkey...brother..so u tink writing 29 pages will get u punny on nairaland?..abi?...foe the record,nairaland females only interested in moiney,Brazilian wig & phone credit (no offense)you're ignorant of whats going on here... asking is a virtue thats worth having... be more inquisitive. probably not your intention but your ignorance (of this topic) have made you disrespectful |
MisterLongman: Cool piece..... But SEAGOLD has won the GOLD alreadyi know but i had to clap back |
rozzay: Awwwww sweet don't I just love woman wrappering. Hehhehehehehe woman wrappering i dont 'wrap' maybe i can rap |
![]() oh uh im gonna get stashed MizMyColi: Typing |
THAINDIVIDUAL: more softness |
THAINDIVIDUAL: Softhearted dude!really ![]() |
Elantracey: You could have simply used the wooing thread .i did and lost... posting this now would be digressing. thanks |
you fascinate me. you're every man's dream, atleast a man with sane mind. you're so curvaceous, the shapeliness of your body is so sublime, a creation of out of this world. the enormousness of your beauty is such that by turning down and looking atcha, you are still beautiful, you have extraordinary pretty legs. you have out and out qualities. you're a perfection, if there is anything like that... in life there are darknesses and lights, you are one of the lights. a woman of noblity, this gives me hope that there are good women still left to make life happy. i have read time and time again, line after line in ecclesiastes the phrase 'everything under sun is futile' knowing you im incline to the supposition that it was just an ingnoratio elechi on solomon's part. your great physique when compare to the greatness of your heart and mind is just a mere bonus. with this i so wish to be in there, in your heart, it would be my greatest honor... you're everything i imagine and much much more, that been im going to importunate until the end of time to experience the moment of been in ur heart... im hopeful of this. the sun and moon are always on opposite direction. the sun comes up the moon goes down, the moon comes up sun goes down it keeps happening but someday the sun and moon meets and there's eclipse. this is evident that there is no impossiblities. i fear words cant say how much you're really worth or how i feel. you're much much more than words can describe... the sound of your heart beat is music to my ears, i go singing 'ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la la la la....' i dont even know what that means but you will agree with me that love is a thing best felt, aint it? walking down the aisle withcha by my side would be my greatest honor and achievement. please be my lady? te amo ------- p.s the thought of you gets me in some sort of trance, drifting in a tidal wave in the ocean, floating in space to meet you to the share the moment of love. stepping out of my dreamy state of you leaves me sitting here with my dic .k on hard, me so hor.ny me love you long time... ayoo im tire of talking so why dontcha come sit down on top of me -------------------------- mizmycoli i thought i didnt do justice yday's challenge... ideally this should have been my piece. seriously dont take the last part with any seriousness, and please pardon the punctuations. me and punctuations dont get along, the internet told me some nasty things about it, so i say fuckit to it... |
manhood |
zicoraads seagold you guys came out with all guns blazing and ashed me... dammnn i give you guys guard of honour one lesson i learnt, always be prepared ahead of time |
obayaya: Yeah!!!that's exactly where (mama's boy) i thought he lost the plot but his gargantuan text got her in a trance she just couldnt resist... dammnn |
MizMyColi: My Winner Tonightand he won just like that senor seagold me just looking atcha like this
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SeaGold: Good evening Sunshine.whoaaaaah whoaaah whoaaah whoaaah whoaah whoa what a gargantuan piece... very unfair on your part cos some of us didnt have time to write something with such an absurd enormousness... thankfully your large piece is not without flaws |
Dygeasy network issues have posted now i can have my oatmeal fingers crossed waiting for reply |
you are a classic lady, a woman of honour, you have a heart of gold...your beauty is out of this world... you are every sane man's dream i feel you through my whole body, from down my stomach to my heart and up through to my mind... love is a thing better felt not spoken or written i love you in every bit, viva. please be my babe? if you will |
Dygeasy: You join the lot then.okayyy |
MizMyColi: Dygeasy, I think he should take Customized13's place.....he hasn't been online since today.whoa whoa i guess the oatmeal can wait im a bit hungry so i'll be keeping it pretty short anyways i aint prepared so its gon be short |
time for some oat meal i'll be back |
Dygeasy: I wasn't supposed to pay attention.mizmycoli, she's already slotted, if coup d'état is allowed, im game |
obayaya: Win as much ladies heart as you can win because you guys are going trophyless this season as long as we get the women, trophies can wait!but i digress, after spending £150m a trophy should and will definitely come |
you werent paying attention ![]() there is still tomorrow right? Dygeasy: Sorry I don't remember you telling me you wanted to woo anybody. |
marieolae: Djgeasy alright I guess I just have to make a decison. Honestly it was really really hard. Cos all them put in soo much effortbravo bravo atleast man utd fans are winning the ladies' hearts... heartthrobs GGMU |
señor dygeasy when am i scheduled ![]() |
naijaboiy hehe doubt there'll be any roses in that forest much less pretty ones, then again is it really worth it? going to a dangerous place for roses? for what ![]() this is how folks end up dead for no good reason |
the censorship on nl is damnn too high... i just cant apprehend it... why this so much censoring on a forum? we are supposed to be hold to our views but with the censorship here, it makes this an impossibilty, we're not really saying what want when you type a word and another shows up, it becomes m.essy, takes the meaning right out of it... for instance i want to quote @evilkagawa's catch phrase 'cock a sucker' it gets censored to 'rooster...' thats not what @ek says, he says 'c.ock a sucker' another example, if someone recommends these movies; 1. c.ock fight 2. shi.t year 3. bi.tch slap you go searching for 1. cock fight 2. shit year 3. bitch slap, cos nl censored it, i doubt you'll find whatcha looking for. all the social media platforms/forums i have been to doesnt censor anyword, atleast none that i know of... we need liberty mr. seun im pleading to you to take a second look at censorship, scrap it, if you will, or atleast bring it a tad down... please, sire i might have put forward my supposition wrongly but im sure there are people here who can put it in better context if need be. p.s please do excuse the punctuations |
she's gaining weight, posted her nude online... what do you expect wiz iz wize |
MizMyColi: metaphorically of course |
Mention: Kul.. Specs?memory inbuilt, 32gb, 3gb ram, external memory up to 64gb sd card camera, 13mp, front cam 2mp screen 4.5in (453ppi) gsm: 4g lte cpu: quad-core 2.26ghz check above for more specs |
Les: Does it have secondary(front camera) if yes, I'm so getting this phone, and how about the Android runtime??yes, 2mp. it doesnt run the android os but the os blackberry |
GSM: 4G Network LTE SIM Nano-SIM Weight: 194 g (6.84 oz) Keyboard: QWERTY Screen: 4.5 inches (~453 ppi pixel density) MEMORY: Card slot microSD up to 64GB Internal 32GB, 3GB RAM CAMERA: Primary 13MP, 4128 x 3096 pixels, autofocus, optical image stabilization, LED flash Features Geo-tagging, face detection, HDR Video 1080p@60fps Secondary 2 MP, 720p FEATURES: OS BlackBerry 10.3 OS Chipset Qualcomm MSM8974AA Snapdragon 800 CPU: Quad-core 2.26GHz Krait 400 GPU: Adreno 330 BATTERY Non-removable Li-Ion 3450 mAh battery |
MizMyColi: T'was all good. Thanks.new acc?did i?dont really understand whatcha mean... imma new kid on the block |
MizMyColi:woke up to a flaccid d.i.c.k so im assuming it wasnt nice...pls do forgive the profanity...how was urs? |

i dont 'wrap' maybe i can rap
and according to the Bible, wise people comes from the east and also we share same complexion. Isn't that fascinating?



