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Neiy:
Learn to mind your business and save analysis

you preach 'laissez faire' but you don't practice it, do ya?

If you were not so butthurt, you'd notice the source up there n figure... Now fuckoff

Could rap goddess Cardi B be the reason behind David's public display of affection?
Now David has had many GFs in the past but none had him doing the stuff he does for the current one. Does it mean he didn't love those before his present 'luva'? So what's different now?

Now Cardi is very public with her love life we all know that. But do we know if her loving Offset upsets Davido?

Lets dive into the hints...
So last year David and Cardi met and probably David somehow must have fallen for the goddess... With him posting a pic of them all smiles and tagging it with a love emoji... Cardi then saying his music is 'amazing' David must have thought 'jackpot' 'biych is tripping' so he zooms in like a hurricane and hoped to deliver a coup de grace given that Cardi n Offset's relationship was kinda shaky at that time. David thought bit-ches ain't loyal but he thought wrong cos this biych tight and she loyal. Biych ain't Nigerian and she got her own *she outta your league brah.

She told he off in the worst ways ever, forever delivering a fatal blow to David's ego. She must have told him 'this mouth sucks only Offset's dicck... This pussy only sits on Offset' *burn.

She gifted Offset a Wraith on his birthday in december not too long after meeting Davido *burn.

She delivered the coup de grace to Davido by releasing 'Bartier Cardi' penning in the lines in line with the words she must have delivered to Davido, 'Cardi puts... On Offset' (you kno the line) *serious serious burn

Some more of her PDA;
She got dry humped by Offset on IG live. She tweeted about almost losing it cos Offset haven't made love to her in a week.

Davido with his damaged ego after he must have cried like a baby fell back to Chioma for rebounce and clapback. Started his own PDA... Went crazy on social media, always talking about Chioma in a sorta manner to induce his own burns to Cardi...

His posts about his new 'luva' always had laughing n love emoji together like he's laughing at one party and loving one party.

He took his GF on a shopping spree n tagged it 'get yourself a David'. Again it looks like he's throwing a shot at someone.

He gets his woman a porsche on her birthday. Cardi B-like.

He releases a song about his lady, '...chioma my luva...'. And is doing Cardi's trademark -the tongue thing- all over in the video.


With all these it's safe to say Cardi caused all of it either by hurting his ego or she is his role model!

Wonder what's next? David dry humping Chioma live on IG? Or he sings 'david puts his dicck in chioma n thrust it nicely'? What
We wait!

Source: realimaginativenigga.spoof

this dude is trying so hard to impress a bit-ch and it's not chioma him luva

What kinda gift do you give to the woman that rocks your world?
What kinda gift will you give to th- thh- thix- these stunning... bombshell... radiant... foxy... beautiful goddesses if they were in your life?
A Veneno? A yacht? An island? A whole planet? Yo- your soul
They might deserve it but in a world that is unbalanced and unfair, where things happen with little reasoning, these beauties never gets the Veneno or the Wraith or even the Accord. Wouldcha give?

Beauty everywhere!
Love yours!

Impressing bit-ches will leave you broke faster than speed of light

What is this thing called love

simple 'i want you!!'

Nigeria

https://www.nairaland.com/4465913/shameful-mediocrity-nigerian-politicians#66927272

thats gangster

i wrote something about his kind just yesterday and here we go again.

https://www.nairaland.com/4465913/shameful-mediocrity-nigerian-politicians#66927272

Mynd44

We demand good
governance!
We need and deserve
educated and innovative minds to lead
us not mediocre individuals who
shouldn't even be leaders of anything at all.
We will use votes judiciously to elect
the scorn out to nursing home, asylum, jail etc where
neccesary.

In words akin to one of
our own, a certain PDP personnel, 'WE
WILL NOT TAKE IT!'

Mediocrity can not be
allow to fly. We can not continue to be
a joke.

'All that is necessary for the
triumph of evil is that good men do
nothing'' -Edmund Burke

So to the good
men of Nigeria, your country needs you more than ever,
stand for it and we will stand behind you.
This is our moment of calling, to
every Nigerian to step up to aid in
rebuilding a nation, a nation of great
things.


To freedom, peace, love, unity
and progress. To a new dawn.

Politics, politicians. Well, politics, is defined as the activities involved in getting and using power in public life, and being able to influence decisions that affect a nation.
Politician; a person whose job is concerned with politics, especially as an elected member of parliament.


From the above, you'll deduce politcians are very important people, they have absolute power in developing a nation and it's their job to. Nigeria has thousands of politicians tasked and well equipped with developing and upholding her so why is Nigeria not developing as fast as it can? Go figure.
Nigeria's major problem is the politicians themselves. They are dishonest, incapable, hateful etc.


With a population of about 180M, we always manage to elect the worst people, the scorn. Why? WHY? In capital letters.


Some very disgusting but true characteristics of your average Nigerian politician:

In office, we have; politicians that embezzle national funds to sponsor their extravagance lifestyles. They buy very expensive fast cars, bikes, biggest mansions etc while the masses suffer with minimum wage. 30k? How can a nation develop when many citizens are made to suffer, while a few live large as kings.

-They are good at talking carelessly without correct facts; we have a minister of info who forever struggles to give accurate info. A president that accuses youth of being lazy? Wanting free healthcare? In Nigeria?? Are you being serious? What healthcare system does Nigeria have? If we have healthcare systems in the country then why do y'all run abroad anytime you have a migraine? Or you just feel like wasting taxpayers money huh? How dare you accuse someone of being lazy when there are hardly 9-5 jobs? Hardly any job whatsoever and majority of the people work 7-10pm jobs.


-Quick assumption, they jump to conclusions like a pack of monkeys on bananas. Like tagging a cause group terrorists. Like 'it wasn't herdsmen, it's communal clashes, herdmen carry sticks not guns' etc


-Tendency to talk about irrevant things, on social media they can never be seen talking about national development, instead, you can see them flaunting fast cars or talking BBN


*They encourage division; well like they say divide and conquer. That's what they do by using means like instilling hate in one tribe with another. Tribalism is a major issue in Nigeria. A disease that persists even with the great numbers of literacy. There is no way the nation will go forward if we are in chains of tribalism. Which is exactly what they want. They have you looking at the next man from another tribe as an enemy but the real enemy is the politician. Tribe or race issues are baseless. 21st century folks, 21st.


-They don't care about human lives; they watch and laugh while helpless innocent people are getting killed everyday.

-They don't care about infrastructure; structures that were build in 1800s are not getting renovated every few years or restructured after many years. Bad roads everywhere they use them too and don't give a damnn.


-They commission anything even a retail store or ATM or electric pole or pothole patches.


-They don't represent the nation well; most of them who go to world conferences never really contribute and represent Nigeria well. They have the stage to talk but they run or are mute. Pretty sure they are not proud to be Nigerians, well no one should really be.


-They act like goons, it's not uncommon to see senators throwing punches in chambers or jumping over gates/fences or doing other rough stuff.

-They sorta speak in tongues; we have senators (that are maybe 'too educated') that speak english that the englishman too don't understand. What's the point of saying sh!t that don't no one understands?


-They hardly have public conferences; they avoid addressing the masses, cos they think they are not serving and so not answerable to anyone or anything rather they take themselves demi gods.

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What have we done to deserve these kinda people, sure don't know but do know that we can change things by demanding better from them. We need to be careful who we give our votes, we need political debates to access the candidates.


The fact that these mediocre politicians still have many supporters is hard to understand but harder to understand is the fact they use peanuts to garner the support they enjoy.

To those supporters when you realise you sold your kingdom to the devil, it might be too late. With the kingdom gone, hell will be your only refuge... Wake up people.

To any sh!t politician, you human and humans can improve and even change. Change for the better...

If you're still about the same old sh!t then know this we as a people will no longer be made to suffer for the few, NO! We change sh!t this time. We as a people are formidable, you can't mess with unity. We are taking out the trash.

Arsenal WIN vs WHU

Atletico WIN vs Betis
total odds =2.5+

Good? Can I stake 500k? Hehe just kidding

fit...sexy...dammnn
the things we could do!!
sexercise 5days a week, each session full body workout to failure.
aimm

bro dont come back saying 'after first time sex, she's not answering my calls again' or worse how ur head was bashed in after lasting just 3mins

thevideopilot:
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Some feel that saving money in the bank is a good strategy to building wealth. Though, it is very good to save, it is not a good wealth building strategy. The gains of real estate investment far outweigh that of saving in the bank for the following reasons:

1. Currency always diminish in value while real estate appreciates:

2. Return on savings is infinitesimal while returns on real estate investments are huge

3. Your money in the bank simply makes the banker richer while your money in real estate makes you richer

Key into this opportunity today and secure your future.
Prices keep going up as the lands value keep increasing as day goes by.

incomplete piece without how, where and when to invest in estate...more info please

rayopt:
guy u are already on it. . .74% is alot.

What you need first is a capital base. Go and get a good capital base, this is like your fortress. The bigger your capital base, the stronger you are.

While you are building base, be ironin your punting skills. . .if u can read all d articles on bettingexpert.com you are on ur way.

Make sure you keep your cashflow running. . .if u no get 1 naira for hand and you wan punt, you are most likely to make mistakes than someone whu get 5milla for bank.

You need to do something offlyn too. . .not just a job but other investments. I remember last 2yrs wen i won my first ever acca. I tied d entire money to an estate investment and i know how much dat cash is worth today so if some mo'f+++er crash my ticket, av got zero worries.

Try different investments. . .if i bet #500 on a 2 odd and won 1k, i fit sacrifice #200 from dat 1k and divide am into 2 to play big accumulator(whu knows, i can be lucky) but if e cut, i don't bother cos my bench mark odd is prolly 1.6 odds. . .hope u get my meaning?
In such examples, i dont limit mysef to playing my usual so that i don't limit my opportunity.

No worries you will come out of line soon but you've to be ready for your time. .dats d important thing

its refreshing having this talk with you...have read a lot on the internet, BE too, so much that i hardly come across something new now...it doesnt interest me much if its not about my chosen niche, talks about every other market gives me a migraine...goals market does it for me...mm strategies seem boring to me, talks of 100units bank just gives me goosebumps...i work with just 2units or at most 4units, tho i decrease stake when losing...i was suprise discovering the high strike rate too, its all from four months betting everyday even tho i knew good matches were scarce, i had winning runs of 7, 3, 4, 6, 8 multiple times except run of 8 which my best...rare losing run of 7 which my worse ever (changed niche).
Thanks for the advice, much appreciated.
i feel im ready for this challenge come next year

rayopt:
there is nothing like a pro jaare. . .am sure of the pros on NL like calebsky can testify to the fact that you can have long losing streaks. . .its a fact

so am not a pro. .i have joined so many groups on whatsapp for different sports and some of them gaan i pay for their tips, my williamhill horse racing is managed by someone i met from NL. . .i av a separate account for VFL(merrybet/bet9ja). . .when someone started dropping some tips on ice hockey, i started learning that too. . .buh, dont gehrit twisted each have its own lil acct. . .the tall and short of it all is money management!

I guess the problm is that everyone wants to become a millonnaire overnight. . .well i dont blame 'em cos thats d sort of mindset that lives i nigeria. So therefore if i advice someone here to put #1k on nairabet and be stakin #50 on a 1.5odd game for starters. . .they wud all say am stupid!!
Av been punting for like 5 yrs now and i can thank God!



Nuff said for me, i haf given my own token i hope u guys use it. . .wetin concern me, my own na to dey luk, dey watch and dey learn

you said quite a lot...hmm 5yrs thats a lot...me, im in my 2nd year hehe but read a lot on internet about betting this year, learnt a lot from the guys from season 1-6 i got tired reading cos of ewrestling matches on the threads that were becoming so common...there is one guy especially i admire a lot he has the best plan, strategy n mm wise imo but his pick fails him most times unfortunately...i feel guys know some secrets to help but they are afraid of the bookies cutting off the edge...personally i have been working on a model of picking games all year, going by records i have a strike rate of 74% on odds 1.6-2.1, base on the facts i should be in profit but im not due to lack of mm...then again luck always play a part, when a top team cant score at home to a bottom side...what did one do wrong analyzing the game?nothin just bad luck probably

That3:
Lol i don't want to make it seem like mocking or bad example, If the 500k had entered we would be praising or begging him . Everyone is doing what they can to make it in life.

thought so, was being insistent cos i might learn from it...well he definitely can handle it if not he wouldnt stake it

That3:
No need, I am just making a point. Your point too is valid though, If it works for you then good.

come on whats hard about what i asked? all good tho

That3:
I wouldn't know if he is a pro or not. But one thing is for sure, He is way better than you in punting. Some people rely on his tips and games here.

ok...he is here?pls mention his moniker

rayopt:
waa gbayii!!!

Betting can never give an ROI of 50%. .for where? No expert can achieve that in a long term!!!

long term maybe not but short term you can be close lol
are you a pro?how long have you been at it?whats your profit margins like?

That3:
Maybe you don't know of the guy who wanted to double his 500k with two odds and lost. Or you didn't see this guy who just lost 20k. Truth is the same game that will cut your N100 ticket with 1000+odds will still cut your 500k ticket with 2 odds.

funny i also dont know what sort of game he played but quite certain he went about it the wrong way! For one a pro might not never attempt to double capital in just one stake. Two, acca is to be avoided, if you must accumulate do not go more than 4games.
How did he attempt this money doubling scheme?

Elthugnificent:
Reasonable enough? WTF

not to in spite you just meant you seem intelligent thats all ...dont mind me

One way to be better at betting is to treat it as a business that it is! Betting is no difference from day to day trading and many other businesses and investments!
Compare n contrast, you will be suprise to see the business side of it. Then the lamentations might stop. The average gambler thinks betting is just luck and an easy 'get rich quick' scheme, and is blind with extreme greed to see things like;
-it takes money to make money...ask anyone who has a business how much they put into it, the obvious answer would be 'quite a sustainable amount' i.e it dont take 1h to turnover 1m not even 100k, takes much more than that in the world we live in, maybe its normally possible in spirit world i dont know but in the physical its very rare.

-there are work days...one cant be working everyday come on, some days dont have much to offer but the gambler keeps staking everyday 'nawaoo is dat how yu use to do'...
every other profession has a work timeline most like mon-fri...you're lucky to choose your own work days in this path.

-being realistic is key...a roi of 50-100% is a great deal, you will hardly find that anywhere, hell no, same here. Betting is hard work.

-a niche is a must...a car repair shop has the mechanics, the electrians, the designers etc, the hopistals have doctors, pharmacists, nurses etc they all have a specialty.
the gambler bets all markets, he's specialized in all markets according to him 'wehdone sir'
just a few points...

...Merry Christmas n a happy new year

Saw a thread '5 things highly intelligent people do differently' though i couldnt agree more with the 5 points, there is much more than these;
'1.they question mainstream ideals.
2.intelligent people dont worship idols.
3.they constantly are on the search for knowledge.
4.intelligent people turn their thoughts into action.
5.they value quiet reflection'

...here are more traits everyone will agree intelligent people possess.
-adaptability.
-they think they dont know enough.
-they think fast.
-they can connect the dots i.e they note patterns.
-they dont care too about their dressing.
-they are friendly.
-they are risk takers (well calculated risks though)
-they dont like to beg.
-they dont talk too much, they are the silent type.
-they dont seek cheap approval or approval at all.
-they are not motivated by money.
-they ask questions a lot.
-they enjoy mystery, thriller genre entertainment.
-they are innovators and inventors.
-they dont eat a alot.
-they are night owls.
-usually top in academics.
-they are great planners.
-not too good at social skills.
-they procrastinate.
-they're very imaginative.
-they know when they dont know something and admit it.
-social media platforms are mainly a news source.
-they forget old mates' names but know complex sci formulae or the periodic table or long written pieces.
-open-mindedness.
-have good sense of humor.
-they're sensitive to other people's experiences.

+add yours

Elthugnificent:
hmmm. There is a distinction between an introvert with an intelligent person

not defending the lady but there is a big chance that one that enjoys solitude turns out an introvert, n spending some lone time seem a trait here so cut the lady some slack...
you seem reasonable enough so what do you have to say concerning the write up, is it valid?

Viking007:
Gambling is gambling, whether you stake N100 or 30billion. There is nothing like going "pro" in gambling. Its still a game of risk & luck, the amount you stake changes nothing.

hehe oh well if you say so but fact is there are many (not many enough) pros in this game and you wont see them wailing cos they know what they are doing.
Gambling is gambling but there is a difference, come on, fishing is fishing but where you go fishing says whether you're a big player... I mean fishing in the river n fishing in the ocean aint the same gaddamnn thing!

Its the weekend and guess what? Wailing, wailing everywhere cuz some big team couldnt score vs a team at the bottom of the table, much less draw or win. Same sad story last week n before. Every damnn week... Its going to continue if you dont change your mindset about this game.

You see this game is fill to the brim with unrealistic folks that think they can win millions *ahem* well, they're right if you're staking 1m to win 2m, if you're staking 100 to win 1m then you're wrong. You can't beat those odds! You're not that lucky, if you had the luck in you then why havent you won yet? why It aint happening!! Is it when you climb everest or go to space or lose a finger before luck will smile on you? Wake up guys...

Go pro or go home broke.
...dunno shiit, just talking

anonimi:
Great words.
Can they be matched with action by a substantial number of us


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a new dawn is coming...
everyone has an 'enough, enough i can't take it anymore, nah things change this time' in them.
great quotes up there btw

maybe what the country needs is people with lots of guts to shoot a president who takes the nation to the gutters!
i mean who won't do a great job when people have a 'don't play with us, do a great job or your head is ours to collect!!' tag
...just saying

reach back like a p-imp and slap the ho! 'ell 'eah