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Thank you Mr Cork. No more Mr Nice guy.

dont Lawyers, accountants & doctors in Nigeria usually have pot belly?

its all about armani

tom28:
There are some nigerian ladies married to tanker drivers(not water tanker drivers) but such drivers are comfortable though

Lucky you. is your wife a tanker driver?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=697518.msg8576598#msg8576598 date=1308844186]Bro. Quit  tryin to impress the chick? they will chop you moiney! [/quote]Not a problem. I am loaded.

Hotie Tima:
u my dear Me cork needs help.

i think ima seen u on the next episode of doctor phil( the physiologist ) 

for your info Doctors, accountants and lawyers are very handsome.

wish i can say the same for all 

Well said my dear. I am a Doctor by the way.

well i almost did it but i didnt really do it.

Wislet:
Really? Or u mean hit & run?

only if you are offering: YES

I wish I could find a good wifey material from Nairaland

the berry the blacker the juicy the sweeter

Mr cork probably single

Boooooo!

I disagree with Number 7.

Lesbians are quite adventurous. They are fun

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=592573.msg7603249#msg7603249 date=1295992929][b]Ok. lets  imagine men dont exist:
                                                   whos gonna amire u? 
                                                  who,s gonna send u to the market?
                                                  who,s  goona check u out? 
                                                  who u gonna cook for?
                                                  who,s gonna look at yo Nyansh?
                                                  who,s gonna pay for your food shoppin?   
                                                   who,s gonna be yo role model?
                                                   who,s gonna give u lift
                                                   who,s gonna help u loose weight?
                                                  who,s gonna give u moiney? 
                                                 LASTLY, who r u even gonna dream about? Superman?   duh![/b][/quote]WORD!!

crazy

Hater!! she hates Mr Cork and its been said that she is always on his case

stole her pant

sammytb:
Well mine was crazy a bit,  My boss sent me a mssg which d end line was "u re a disaster" u no wat guys. Sme1 saw it & JOKINGLY dare me dat i can't reply. I replied by sayin"u 2 is a disaster" funny enuf,  I got 2 d office & was laughing at me dat he got my mssg,

and this is supose to be funny?

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=576885.msg7434204#msg7434204 date=1293720136]Mr Cork, AKA, 17inches Badonkey karata!! [/quote]classic

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=576501.msg7432860#msg7432860 date=1293705045]Madam it is illigal to spek IBO on Nairaland. U r not a lady. show me the nyansh, gademmit. cheers! [/quote]

buy a skipping row    

Merry Chritmas & happy new yr in advance to ya'll

Woke4all:
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ت

wha the hell

[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=572076.msg7380724#msg7380724 date=1292930691]***gently release pit bull terrier from Goat  cage to bite Mrs Eve in the Nyansh  ***[/quote] help, me belly falls off chair again

;d

wahala

Blaba mouth

[quote author=!Mr Cork link=topic=571572.msg7374164#msg7374164 date=1292853271]****sends pitbull terrier called **BINGO**  to bite mrs eve in the nyansh, twice ***[/quote] falls off chair oh boy or boy

ermm not really