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prazil:
She is not lamanii22! An she is neither a thief nor a gold digger. Thank you

My brother. All women is useless & they all look like gold digger Victorian. We don't need them sir. Can I teach u how to be gay so u can be happier sir? Victorian is useless too

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prazil:
She is not lamanii22! An she is neither a thief nor a gold digger. Thank you

My brother . All women are useless n we don't need them. Please can i turn u gay sir? U will love it because u hamdsome

victorian:
I just got back from a powerful shopping at the Mall sponsored by my gorgeous bf from nairaland.

All bills paid by him, my own is to appear pretty walking next to him as he pays the bills with his credit card.

But you, A smelling stinking f.a.g.g.ot who feels I'm fat,is online all morning, all afternoon even at night screaming no one wants me. Whereas you are the one, no one wants. Your life is too lonely. Don't get scared and intimidated about my looks. Sho gbo!

I know u envy my huge boobies, and pretty face unlike your bird chest and scrawny face. Ain't my fault.

Sorry but na God do am for me .

U scream and wail from now till eternity, that I'm fat? It's none of my business.
Keep screaming all over nairaland. It even boost my popularity the more with hundreds of followers.

Right now I have 500 followers. F. A. G. G. O. T deal with it!!

My fans and followers on nairaland love my fat! I love my buxom look and I'm rocking it.

And fortunately there is nothing u can do about it.

Miserable confused h.e.r.m.a.p.h.r.od.i.t.e.!

But no man want u. Why are u stealing our men u fat monkey. No man want u. Leave us alone n go n find women. Please can u giv .me your boyfriend number so I can chat him up to dump u please?
No man want u. Preach

Lamanii22:
Damn! See experience lol.. You make so much sense... Front page worthy.

Hi. You again. Please can i sleep wit u to gain experience so I can stop being gay again? U hav manly beautiful face

prazil:
Pardon my English and long easy as am a confused brother.

My girl was complaining of headache and after treating malaria and typhoid it persisted so on her own she did PT test and called yesterday that she think she's pregnant n I ask she go to a clinic and do a confirmatory test which she did and it came out positive.

Our Background
I am 30 and she is 27. We have been dating for four years now. She combines her education with a job that earns her 85k. She is currently in her first semester HND two.
I am running my masters and hustles where I earn about 120k per month.
Am the only child of my parent where as she is the first child of her parent with 2 other sibling.
Am from the middle belt while she is from the east. We live in the far north where the cost of living is a little lower compared to other region.

The problem
I we spoke at length today and she feels she can't keep the pregnancy.
She among some of her reasons are
Her education as she would be rounding up this year.
Her parent would be disappointed and she wouldn't want them to be disappointed.
She said is not sure she can face the shame that would come with the pregnancy.


I sincerely want her to keep the pregnancy as age is not really on our side and we would be taking a life We can't create. But I also understand I can't force her.
May I mention that her parent insisted she finished education before giving her hand out in marriage so the long dating period.

Am sincerely worried and scared for her. As she is seriously considering terminating the pregnancy and I want otherwise but she thinks am just been selfish as am not putting her into consideration.

Sincerely I don't see how am been selfish. We agreed we would be meeting Tomorrow to talk about it.

Please your advice would be well appreciated as I would be happy if she can keep it or at least point out reason why I should support her in terminating the pregnancy.
Thanks in advance

She is a gold digger & a theif sir. Is her name Lamanii22?. She ask me for money

Light78:
Good Pm to you all. So today I decided to do some sanitation in my home. It rained heavily today's morning which made me abandon some parts.

This evening I decided to continue, as I was working I see these two snakes crawling around. I quickly took a long stick and planked their heads one after the other.

I took precaution by putting on a rainboot, an eye glass(if it is a spitting snake), a cup of kerosene in case if it wants the fight in another way.

I found out that the two snakes doesn't have a triangular heads and the stomach linings close to their tail shows they are non-venomous. I checked but couldn't find any fangs just teeth.

Brother. Can I use soap to rub ya back Sir?

manuelFORBES:
my grandpa is a gay. Still spends up to 8hrs on d farm. U can dm me if u are ready to pay 50k per 30mins.

Sir you want me to fuk your gran pa? You are sick sir.
I rather fuk you twice sir. Preach

Lightangel65:
Yes sure, chipazines and gorrillas are your type. Gay.

Don't you read your Bible. How can you practice insanity

Darlin calm down sir. You love your brother, don't you.. loving your fellow man is like loving your brother sir. It is a great thing. Isn't it? Grow up sir

Any nice beauriful gay man here strong like cattle?

Lightangel65:
Don't reply him he's gay

You ugly man. You not my type

Felixamos:
I'm not and never will be... I hate gays more than naira marley.. As in, I hate gays like they they are the devil..

Your comment was just funny hence my "like" and "response"

Cool

Felixamos:
Lol.... Really funny...

Are u gay sir?

Felixamos:
his songs are Crap!! (feel free to quote me)... EFCC and nairaland has made him popular..

Ask those calling themselves "marlians" what it represents or what it stands for and you would see how stupid some youths are(cause they don't even know)... Those "follow, follow gang"..

#Shout_out_to_Simi_and_falz..

Brother. Hi. Can I rob your back with soap?

Moralgladiator:
I just wanted to make you sick to the stomach with words then I saw your signature and realized you are already sick enough...

Sir, say something sweet & nice or i will fart on your face. I have a big bottom you know. Preach

Ashawopikin (my boo boo). He is self made rich mechanic

Kingjames96:
I tickle my brother's wife on her waist sometimes and she laughs and don't complain. is it wrong? what is your opinion?

Brother may I tickle your neck to get you ready for sunsplash??

victorian:
It's divine appointment ministry international.

There was buffet on ground, serve yourself , everything sponsored by Pastor

Just got back home now.

It's was inspiring and fun. God bless Jesus Soldier! Reverend Ben Eragbai.

He try

Fat woman
Leave our men alone. No man want. You here. Go away

victorian:
Lolu has a strong heart.

He try, she looks matured and pretty.

Honestly lolu u get mind!


Truly slim small guys truly have strong mind and heart while the tall ones can fear pass lizard and u see them with plain looking Janes. After few years of marriage with the plain women, they will now start disturbing very beautiful women as if na we send them work to go marry a plain ordinary looking lady.

Watch all tall handsome guys, check their babes or wives. Purely plain looking

But average slim, or small guys goes for drop dead gorgeous women as wives.


To toast a pretty babe for a tall guy always becomes a thing of unrest in their mind.

Babes if u want to marry and settle down, go for guys like lolu. I take God beg una.

My man is not tall, Average height, slim with a strong heart!

They don't run away from your exotic looks.. They are not intimidated.

Word!

You again.
are fat. No man want u here. Leave our men alone and go away

Lamanii22:
One million naira....

You r a theif madam. No way

Lamanii22:
Lol you're effing gay...

Love to sleep with u so I can no longer gay men. What is your charge & how much?

victorian:
Wow! Even stinking f.a.g.g.o.t.s are talking!

Wow!

You are the fat n ugliest midget on nairaland. . I am beautiful guy n I can easily take you man (all your men). You are fake. I am real. Preach

mceze:
You are beautiful!

Bro. You are more beautiful than Victorian. She fat n ugly. Brother please can I date u?

victorian:
Thanks.

You are fat n ugly n no man want u. Leave our men alone. Preach

Lamanii22:
Swears... Especially oshodi buses
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Please can i sleep wit u twice so I can stop being gay?

Yungmil:
Guys Sometimes I wonder why a man will take the stress of wooing a woman, spend money on her to please her, satisfy her on bed, and finally still lavish her with gifts and money when it is obvious that girls ENJOYS and need sex more than boys? Sometimes I feel it should be the other way round. Just wondering Guys what do you think?

Man And man is free. Why pay?

Modikko:
Bleep you and go to hell.

Baby calm down. Bro are you really shy to be gay? I can help you

GuyWise101:
Often times you here guys complaining about their girlfriends but you hardly here single guy's complain....


So I am asking single guys here... How is life without a girlfriend.


As for me I don't have a girlfriend and life feel so good here... bank account intant, wallet full and no nagging and other sh!ts.

We don't need them.. Preach

Modikko:
Enjoy your gay life in peace and leave me out of your wahala. Bye Bye

Brother,calm down. 30 seconds with me & u will turn gay. Brother Please do u have tick lips?

Tessie01:
Read your Bible regularly and pray against it, fear is a spirit.

Hi bro. Are u gay?