₦airaland Forum

Ladycewhy:
if you say so

Listen up woman,u giving me stress seriously. Ain't female suppose to be nice & easy? It ain't like am asking u for free sexx. I am offer to pay u 5k cash & 1k up front. Why are u stingy & upgrade full?
Ok can we start again please?. Please please please can u give me sexx in return for 5k cash. I don't wanna be gay no more. How much?

Ladycewhy:
let your mother help you cure your gaynesss for free. Go fvck your mother,boy

But can't u let somebody sleep with u? It ain't like u r beyansi,u semi muscular tiger wood looking paparansi office looking plantain seller. I bet u don't have air condition in your face to face flat, goat.
Anyways I want u coz your hand written look like a man and u also look like beautiful man. Am really trying to help u so u can buy rice with 7k. I will like to sexx u please. Ok let be friends. How much do u want so I can sleep wit u please?
I will buy u extra rice

boluxta123:
Congratulations to ekiti people oo, iru e la ma ri oo

Please can u help me beg Ladycewhy. Am trying sleep wit her & ready to pay her 7k cash. I don't want to be gay no more but she keep acting like greedy gold digger monkey looking self fish area goat. Please can u help please?

Ladycewhy:
go fvck your mother ,she fits the description ,she is a manly female monkey and readily available to your penis .

See your teeth like lizard teeth. You r very wicked.do u realize u have sin & u be going to hell for not help a brother & allowing me to sleep wit u u greedy self fish living thing
Anyways u ain't all that. Please can i raise the money to 7k cash for sexx. I need to taste a female to no if I can like u people.
Women are suppose to like money. I am oferin u 7k cash for only 2 night with u please.
Can I hav your number please I will pay u cash

Ladycewhy:
Ask your mother ,I bet she still knows how much she used to charge .


By the way, you don't need to be interested in sleeping with your mother before you sleep with her ,konji is no respecter of persons isn't that what male nairalanders say? . And lest I forget if I am a grandma, your mother is an ancestor ,now go fvck that ancestor of yours let's have some peace.

Sleep wit u is all ibask but wot u do is insult me. U are a rude monkey. Just because u think u have Womanliness,u think u all that. Forget u mennn. U ain't all that. I get more man's than u anyday.u monkey.
Anyways u luckily I like females that look like men which is why I want to love u.pleas give me your number & let's have sexx I beg. I need to no if like women

chino11:
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Shut up dirty mouth ifeanyi, so you have been here since 2012, following Chino around? WTF

So who cursed you to the extent that you have been monitoring to be monitoring chino all these years? Who cast the spell on you? Tufia

Chino is a dynasty, and shall always be here.

Bro do u know how to kiss?

Ladycewhy:
well , your mother is closer and more available since states are on lockdown down and it's even free she won't charge you a dime,so go put your penis in your mother's vagina , motherfvcker

Calm down woman. Ain't interested in sleep with my mother.i want to sleep with u. Do u hav problem understanding English grama? U sound really confuse.
Anyways I don't want to be gay no more so I want to please sleep with u. How much, how long and what will u charge? I have 6k cash for u please

Ladycewhy:
your mother can help you cure your gaynesss for free , you sleeping with her will be like returning to where you came from . So you can use the 7k to buy rice and garri to keep ,we don't know when this lockdown will be over bro.


Cc
A concerned citizen

Now calm down u female. Am I not trying to help u? Y'all females r suppose to be gold digger and need money
I kindly offer u 7k cash for ordnary sex so I can stop been gay for a months.U sound ungrateful. Ok how much do u need so I can sleep wit u? I have money

Victory662:
I've known this babe for over two months now. She's 21. Each time I try to have sex with her, she always come up with an excuse that her mom said she will buy her a car if she marry as a virgin.
In my mind, I was contemplating dumping her or getting serious asap and tie the knot until I was shocked by the pregnancy test result I saw in her handbag; The test is actually negative. We are on quarantine, so I still made another move after seeing the test paper and she said that fvcking same thing. Omo, I don't know what to do oo. Wether to confront her abi make I just port.

Brother just tell her u happier to be gay & tell her to get lost. Females are gold digger & must never be trusted. Preach

Ladycewhy:
And the fact that you don't know shamelessness and self esteem don't go in the same pot shows how ret@rded you are just like your president who you already agreed is challenged . Shameless online Beggi beggi nation

Madam i don't really want to be gay no more. Please can i sleep with u for 7k cash paid in full?

missimelda01:
The bride doesn't look too happy
All the plans of being featured in Bella Naija has failed

What happened to postponing the wedding? Nigerians like to rush.

Madam i don't really want to be gay no more. Please can i sleep with u for 7k cash paid in full?

victorian:
You and your jailed husband had better change your ways, repent and lean on God.
He's the only that can soften your journey.

Just be strong, that's all I can advice.

I don't want to be gay no more. Please can i sleep with u for 7k cash paid in full?

Lamanii22:
One million naira or nothing...

I don't want to be gay no more. Please can i sleep with u for 7k cash paid in full?

ProfDview1:
https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/kaka-selects-messi-ahead-of-ronaldo-despite-real-madrid/7z0aub9a2ugz16eky8p7u5g4l

Any beautiful men want to chat about foot balls?

abokikhalifa:
Who would have ever believed that the popular Computer village market which is located in Ikeja, Lagos state can be ever peaceful and clean like this on a Friday afternoon?

The whole place looks deserted except from the man recording. If you visit this market very well, you should know what I'm talking about.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v6G85R2Ogc

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Sad,and very sad.
NO where to find beautiful men. Preach

Lamanii22:
Omg! The sharp knife on a short life.... He just wasted a the beautiful life of a young lady... How could he? So evil! Awwww she's only 27...

Will u grow u & stop making people's prick had for nothing u gold digger. Anyway hi are you today.
Please can i hav yor nomba for sexx
. Am now ready to pay 6k cash upfront. Can we link?pldasr

victorian:
You and your jailed husband had better change your ways, repent and lean on God.
He's the only that can soften your journey.

Just be strong, that's all I can advice.

Hello gold digger u again. Why are u computing with me? No man want u here. Please can i hav yor nomber I want to try a female please

chino11:
Lalasticlala, do you guys allow sick people to roam here?

Darlin, sir i was simply trying to love to be- friend you sir? Is be-friending u illegal? What did I do sir?
Babes Are you a racist?


Cc

Lalasticlala

agwom:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/task-force-on-covid-19-has-not-received-a-kobo-from-private-donations-lai-mohammed.html

Any beautiful men want to 2k cash for nookie?

chino11:
You dey mad?

My beautiful brother, hi are u sir. Bro I will giv u 2k cash for kiss & to enjoy u. What is your nomba

chino11:
Still trapped in Port Harcourt. Now moving around the city to see the level of compliance in Port Harcourt.

Hi boys. Any handsome gay guy like to discuss lockdown?

funmisticqueen2:
Don't you know who a bear is in the gay community again? Na wa for you o. Go & Dm arthur21.

Sharap menn

funmisticqueen2:
I have a bear that can pump your ass. Send him a DM. His name is arthur21. You're welcome

DID YOU SAY BEAR? You silly fresh goat

funmisticqueen2:
I have a bear that can pump your ass. Send him a DM. His name is arthur21. You're welcome

WOW thank you thank you thank you. Give me his phone number

funmisticqueen2:
I'm not one for poetry. Infact I am terrible at it.

I'm not one for receiving or giving flowery words. You know that already.

Jaubdu, I want you to know that I love you. Your person and character sets you apart from the rest. Your drive, ambition, sets you apart from the sore losers that call themselves. You are you, and I won't have it any other way.

I consider myself fortunate to be in your life. And even though the lockdown keeps us apart. Absence makes our heart grow fonder and the other measures we have put in place.

There are other things which I cannot say here

But always remember this, know that I love you. It may not seem like that every moment. But we know how we do things. Near or far I love you and miss jaubdu.

PS: if any of you cannot be Happy for us or have nothing positive to say, kindly Waka pass this thread or I will troll your miserable ass in the most effective way.

Who care? I don't! (Mwcheww)

mharyamikeola92:
Pls help me move this to front page.

I am a working class lady and I hardly demand things from whosoever I love.

There is this guy that I ave been dating for years now. I don’t know what to call his behavior, whether it is stinginess or the other way round.

I noticed that whenever he comes visiting, he doesn’t bring anything and I get to cook and takecare of him. I was forced to talk 1 day.

The last time he came visiting, he brought bread and other stuffs along which he ended up eating all by himself. I decided not to cook or do anything but I couldn't take it so we went out to buy stuffs. I needed to use POS and I forgot my phone at home. So I begged him to transfer 5k to the lady and that I was going to transfer back to him when we get home. We ended up using the money to get chicken, pepper and other stuffs.

On getting home I demanded for his account details in order to transfer the money back and to my surprise, he gave me and I transferred the money.

My major concern is that this guy has never given me common N10 and he is working. I don’t know if he's worth settling down with cos I fear for my future. Will he be able to give if he has more? This is the guy that is already telling me to come meet his mum cos she wants to see me.

Pls no insults, just advice.

Can you leave the guy to us and back off darling. Leave our man's alone
He gay and he don't want ya. Preach

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
pls i'm ugly , like d ugliest human being on earth. should be the 4th time that you're mentioning my moniker while making the same demand.

pls i'm STRAIGHT. not a gay , nor a bisexual.

i sincerely hope that this will be the last time am gonna tell you my sexual orientation.


goodluck!

Calm down babes,
Brother, if u ugly,u can were make up. As long as u were bra & lips sticks, u are fuckable sir. I hav 5k cash ready for u sir

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Deluded chelsea fans who think football started in 2012 will foolishly compare a sluggish cum non creative midfielder like mikel to PAPILO NWANKWO.


Taking a trip down the memory lane, i can stake my curved like banana cock , that john obi mikel won't make the super eagle starting eleven in 1996.

Brother, you sound very very handsome. Bro please do u suck dik & can u wear bra sir for 5k cash? Like this evening?

oruhobinna:
Uganda?... Ur nt Nigerian?

So what?
Brother, Uganda man fuk u in the nyansh, Nigeria man fuk u in the nyansh
What's the difference? We all human being sir

oruhobinna:
30 billion

Brother. U mean u will suck a dik for 30 billion Uganda dollar? That can be arrange.
What is your account number?

oruhobinna:
How can someone sound handsome
FYI... Learn to watch what you write

Brother from your hand written, u look handsome. Brother Please please please can you suck dik good? How much?

Azazeal007:
an straight no homo

Brother do u reliaze sucking good dik prevent u from catching gonovirus? Brother Please please please can you suck my dik?