₦airaland Forum

amaniro:
I'm homophobic piss off

Brother. You hate dik. You sound like racist sir.
You scared of dik?

Adaibeku:
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Immhotep afonja seeks biafran goddess's hand in marriage! ....................







What shud i tell him?

No man want u...leave us alone. Go away

falconey:
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Woa I was thinking it's you......



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I love you too sir. Can we kiss?

ellalina:
My male bestie confided this in me too. He is also a Nairalander.



I run a sharwama and agent bank outlet for over 3 years and it’s been a good business experience for me expect trust issues with my sales Girl. I have sacked over 6 girls in space of 2 years for attitude and fraud related cases.

One of the days when I have to stay at the shop because my sales girl did not come to work, a young lady walked in with her CV. She said she saw my vacancy outside, I collected her CV and went through it. She is a 22 years old ND holder who studies communication.

I asked her why she would not return to get her HND. She replied that she wants to continue at the National open university where she can work and learn.
I have her 1 week trial and that is the beginning of good things in my business.

She is so consistent, All customers I mean all of them always leave a good remark about her and why they keep coming back. When ever I return from my office to the shop, I notice how people keep giving her tips and she declares it everyday but I don’t collect it from her. Sometimes she makes up to 5K daily in tips.

Fast forward 1 year, I have taken another shop and expanded my business. I cannot remember the last time we recorded shortage in the shop. My business has become so profitable that Am thinking of quiting my job to expand the business as my salary is like 20% of what the shop now makes for me.

To reward her, I picked interest in her education, I bought her the direct entry form at the open university and she has started.

These days I noticed she has suddenly changed towards me. She doesn't ask how my day was, she avoids me and don’t look into my face when we talk. I was really worried because I have grown fond of her. I have admired her as a lady but I maintained a professional relationship.

There are times I want to ask her to follow me to events and outings but I keep controlling my urge. She called that her mum was sick so she would not be available. I decided to surprise her by paying her a visit, she could not believe her eyes when she saw me at her door step with a bag of provisions in my hand. I greeted the mum. The woman prayed for me a lot before I took my leave.

On getting home, I could not understand myself anymore. My experience at her home further boost her interest in my heart. I could not sleep that night so I picked my phone to chat with a random friend online. I saw Lucy was online too. So I called her at about 12:30 am. I asked her why she is not asleep. She said she has an emotional support that has been bothering her for days. I tried to convince her to tell me but she declined, I figured it’s about a guy although I never saw her with a guy or call one at work.

I told her I was worried too and she is the cause. I told her how she has been of immense blessing to my life and how I wish she would play a bigger role in my life. She went silent. She later hung up and turned her phone off.

She called in the morning to apologize for cutting the call. By evening, I was back at the shop. I opted to drive her home but she refused. This was very unlike her so I insisted. As we approached her neighborhood,I parked under a roadside tree. I asked her to open up to me what the issue with her was.

To my greatest shock, Lucy confesses that I was the cause of her issues. I went quiet for a while trying to figure out what she meant. I asked again how am I the cause, at this moment her eyes were laden with tears Lucy told me she could not stop thinking about me and can’t control herself around me. She said she is confused because the feeling she is having for me get her scared.

While I sat and steer at her, I knew I felt exactly THE same way for her. This time I was the quiet one. I just drove her home and back.

I am 29 and she is now 23 going to 24. I have a job and a good business. Why can’t I marry her.

She has helped me grow my business. She is adorable and well trained. I want to ask her to marry me any moment. I am strongly convinced that we can grow together and build a good business network.

What do you guys thing. Is this a wise move?

May I look at his dik?

buchisom1:
U will die in hell... I pit on ya grave

Darling be nice. Females are thieves and gold diggers. Is that what u want around u sir? They steal. Brother, if they leave me in a room with ya, I will make u disown females. Bro can u cook?

L4stl00k:
How many minutes per round

I go 4 rounds on men sir. How tall are u?

Chi59:
Clap for yourself. You just vomited a truckload of sh¡t.
With technology, even a 70 year old woman can conceive.

Go away please. No man want u. Leave men alone

JasonScoolari:
A fellow man calling me "Darling" because he is looking for an opportunity to drill my bony ass?


Wetin Chinedu nor go see for warehouse.

Brother. What a woman can do, man can do. Bro pls be nice.
would u sit on my lap and take sweet nice pictures?

amaniro:
LOL I'm not even current on nairaland again neither do I have time for the unnecessary tribalism here. I only converse with sensible elements. Piss off

Brother. Can we link?

JasonScoolari:
Special Guest of Honor; , the president of rotten vulture meat Barbecue association.

Hi darling. You die will get a chance to meet handsome men of all flavours sweet like honey. Females not invited sir. Can u smoke?

This is a free entry for all males. Men be free to dance with handsome men of there choice.
Females clearly not invited unless they willing to make payment.
Let's party y'all and please tell a friend to tell a friend. Preach.

collinsuchendu:
A young Nigerian man has taken to Facebook to lament after spending N50,000 to celebrate a girl’s birthday only for her to make it clear that she is not ready for any relationship. According to Fanta Boy Ekwem, pictured right, ”If I ask for my money back now or beat her up people will say am a stupid boy, but na the girl stupid pass. Why can’t she accept me if not for anything but for the sake of what I spent on her birthday.”

Read his full post below:
“Am heartbroken why are Girls this wicked? Where can this wickedness led you girls?

There’s this girl living in my street she came to me and told me that she is doing her birthday, she said she will like me to be there I said okay I will come. This last Wednesday was the birthday I told some of  my friends that we gonna go there and surprise her so we got there at a hotel in Lagos island(De Heavens hotel). I spent almost 50k to celebrate birthday for this girl that we haven’t even started dating properly.. but just a day after the birthday I walk up to her and declared my intention that I love her and I will like to date her that’s why I spent such money on her birthday.,

she made it clear to me that she is not ready for any relationship, I was disappointed after all I spent on her. If I ask for my money back now or beat her up people will say am a stupid boy, but na the girl stupid pass. Why can’t she accept me if not for anything but for the sake of what I spent on her birthday. In the picture is me and my friends I invited too. The person with Mark is me.


Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/03/she-rejected-me-after-spending-50k-on.html?m=1

50k ke? ...Is her name Hisduchess from nairaland? We don't truss that babe

amaniro:
I'm homophobic

Great. Brother, please u suk dik?

amaniro:
Who's this?

I am gay. Can we link sir?

Yomzzyblog:
From; YomzzyBlog.com

Singer, Paul Okoye and his wife Anita are celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary today.

According to the couple, they have been together for 15 years and have been married for 5 years.

In an Instagram post, Anita said:

'15 years of friendship!
5 years of marriage!!
3 Adorable kids!!! ������
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We bicker and argue, we quarrel and fight. But we still love each other with all our might.
We have differences which we grumpily bear but at the end of the day, we both make a great pair. Happy anniversary Partner!!'

Paul who couldn't hold back his joy wrote:

'It’s our anniversary #5yrs❤️� just wanna say thank you for #Andre #Nadia and #Nathan ❤️ most especially the love and peace of mind .... love you ❤️'

Gists via: https://www.yomzzyblog.com/2019/03/paul-okoye-wife-celebrate-5th-wedding-anniversary-15years-friendship.html

Who is he?

amaniro:
OP you sef how you expect IBB and Abdul Salam to control traffic? men wey go soon kick bucket.

Hello sweet one. Hi

Hisduchess:
me ooo

Okoro fraudster. You still haven't remove the fake photo from your profile, deceiving people u r lightskin.. abi? So u intend to find husband like this? You need help

[quote author=Element04 post=76888131][/quote]Brother. U wear bra?

Who looks better wearing bra

1. Davido

2. Wizkid

3. Revolva

4. Mrbolt

5. Oyindidi

6. Tekno

7. 2face

Oyindidi:
Corky, I need pink pant

Who is cork

AnalQueenluci:
Repent

Ain't u suppose to be happy I don't want to be gay no more. I deserve sex from u for my compensation

Adaibeku:
leave me i dont want again mchteww

U don't have taste. Ode

Adaibeku:
N1.5million for 3nights wt d goddess

arrh ok. So u saying with 1.5m, i can enter your annnnus, correct? Is that what u are agreeing?

Adaibeku:
stick 2 urselves n let us be

Ok please can i have sex with u so I can make sure am not really gay. I don't want to be gay no more. How much?

Oyindidi:
mtcheeeeew

She awake ooooo. She don wake up. What can we do for u ooooooo?

Adaibeku:
No u dnt..
Gaysex is a great sin

So it's a sin not to like women, abi? See your head like touch light. So because i don't like u it's a sin? I choose your boyfriend over u is a sin? U definitely going to hell if u don't repent sir. Anal sex good & My d will fit. Preach

*PINKY AWARD* coming soon. Guys you better watch out. Preach

lawman88:
Some Nigerian tailors don dey carry last....but that material from the guy too no follow

Its called fashion. Bush man!

delectablegyal:
it is a known fact that these nairaland guys are hypocrites. they take shots at you on nairaland buh go behind back to send you mails. they are tripping for the ladies. if you have a guy that is usually against your post or likes mentioning you then just know he is tripping. he will probably send you a mail. share your experience with such guys and also tell us the number of mails you receive in a day. thanks.



Sandra niniola.

Which mail?