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ShinqRambq:
I swear to God,iffa catch u for real life,I go beat u STRAIGHT.

Brother let's swap fun pictures & be friends. You too aggressive. brother please can we discuss this in a shower ?

kollinskollins:
There's this girl I met last year February in school and till now, she's still hoping I'll return back her love.

How it began. I was standing in front of my department, when she came saying hi! can I borrow your phone for a minute? without hesitation, I gave her.

On returning my phone, she asked for my number telling me she'll add me to a creative WhatsApp group. I gave her, but the way she smiled was suspicious, but I let it go. After months of bugging my phone with calls, she finally said; she loves me and the rest......

I like her, but not to the extent of having a relationship and I've made that clear to her last year. She text me hours ago, that she's still waiting for me.
I need advice on what to do... cos I really don't know what to do... sorry for the long epistle please....

Brother stop wasting your time with females. Can we talk?

ShinqRambq:
F a g got

Brother. What you need is a hug and a kiss. Can u twerk? Be truthful?

CjayMAX:
THUNDER RAPE U DERE

Darlin please calm down no need to be vulgar. Am sure u are sweet and nice deep down sir. You don't watch men twerk?

CjayMAX:
TWERK IN FRONT OF UR FADA,THEN ASK HIM HOW HE FEELS.NONSENSE

I take it you too shy to twerk in front of your parents? I can. Brother I can twerk good thou . How would you feel if I twerk close yo your face sir? Happy?

CreepyBlackpool:
I've never watched men twerk,

but I imagine it would be repugnant, irritating, cringe-worthy or just meh to watch

You can imagine men twerking? Brother I like that. You definitely a fun kinda guy. Preach

ShinqRambq:
Thread of a gay

What is gay about twerking? Sir are u nuts?

Oyindidi:
Watin this one dey talk?

Darlin you not on my level. I get more man's than you . Preach

ShinqRambq:
Blaady alternate-of-a-feminist

Bro you hate diks?

ShinqRambq:
gay,don't quote me in ur life again

Darlin but why do u observe boys and not men. You don't like men? Real men?

This is a real debate y'all. Let's be truthful. How y'all really feel when we watch other guys twerking on the dance floor?

ShinqRambq:
D way Assumptions fly around without Research in Nairaland ehhnn,Boys from single mothers possess the characteristics of a father-figure and are very manly and strong most especially dose only child.Dey grow up to fill in d missin number first in Kindergarten den in reality

Hi

Oyindidi:
Gay yawn to the left

Y'all don't think your thread is boring? Seeking for Mr from websites? Y'all tripping

Yawnn

Tamarapetty:
Lmao, nairaland guys, una don hear?? Stick with your fellow guy and enjoy a loyal relationship

You females are dishonest, trouble maker,, never honest, liars, Chester, thief and gold digger . Leave our men alone and stick with your kinda, ma

Gay men are loyal

Godskidk:
First off, I'm not your bro
Secondly, if I need a massage, I'd rather go for soft hands than iron...
Thirdly, I'M NOT GAY!!!

Baby, relax please. My hands are soft. Can u met N0favour?

habsydiamond:
E be like one okada man wey carry female boxer on top bike come dey press brake when pot hole no dey road just to dey jam her boobi.... The beating the babe give am na like when Mayweather finish MC Gregor that time

Hi babes

daviesblaze:
NO

HE IS A HOLE DRILLER

Bro you not my type sir. I cannot fuk you. Are you a loyal type?

Godskidk:
Please bro, not interested

Bro you don't want me to massage your chest? Why not sir?

Deicide:
Gays disgust me

Because they are loyal? Darlin can you be loyal?

Vidachi510:
U be gay

Not really sir

Like the song says * women aint loyal * by Chris Brown.

Y'all agree or disagree?

UrbanExotica:
Poverty caused it

Really? Women are useless. Gays are taking over

Godskidk:
WHAT MANNER OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU?
Good boyfriends eventually become husbands or best of friends outside marriage but in your case, the drumbeat has changed. DEAR BOYFRIEND! Why have you suddenly changed from the love and die bobo to a monster? All you do now is remind her of her ill past she confided basically in you. You eventually made it a permanent headline news. You extort from her at intervals because she availed herself to love you. You beat her like she has become your gym equipment for muscle formation. You penetrate in and out like you haven't had it in a long while. You issue out orders like you are her stepfather. You select her friends and place her on curfew like you are the head of human rights committee. You remind her of her poor background like you are the God that created her. You go about assassinating her character on social media without remembering when the going was still sweet and interesting. You demand and compel respect from her but you give out none in return. You call her names like she is your student in the class, etc. How I wish you can take your mind down the memory lane when you first toasted her and she accepted your proposal? Can you also remember your first date with her and you both were happy and promised each other Heaven and earth? What of how much love and respect she gives you unlike your previous girlfriend who doesn't respect your presence let alone give you what you rightfully deserve. If only you can understand that she is like your sister at home. In addition to that, that what goes around, surely comes around (the earth is spherical).
NOTES! 1. Respect her stand of *no sex before marriage*. Don't take it by force for law of karma awaits you.
2. Leave her with what she will remember you for in case you both decide to part tomorrow.
3. Appreciate her place in your life. Comparing her with other dates you had in the past will kill her morale instead of make her a better person.
4. Study and understand her emotions before letting out any ill statement.
5. Eulogize her good attempts for it will make her do more.
6. She owes you everything as much you owe her everything too. It is mutual not lopsided.
7. Treat her right if not for anything, because she is your fellow human. Let love prevail in all your dealings.
8. In most cases, you may be the only family she has. Don't make her regret ever having you in her life.

Great.Darlin please do u have a hairy chest?

kingxsamz:
In 2019 and you still don't have sense.
!You still don't have sense.

You hate wearing bra sir?

Man boobs do exist y'all and I honestly believe we need fashion statement, men in bra. If we don't need them then what is the fiction of the male nipples? We definitely don't need females they are horrible.

YK651:
Hi guys, am new on this platform and I need advice from you guys
My bf and I love each other and we are planning to marry soon but he called me one day and confessed to me that a lady has a son for him back in school days.
The lady is married and the boy lives with her together with her new husband and other kids
From the way he told me he send money for the boy's school fees through my bf uncle to this lady. My bf doesn't live in the country and he told me there's no way the boy can live with us bcoz of the distance and the child is closer to the mom than the dad(my bf) the only thing is to send money for his fees and that's all bcoz there's no closeness between them and they don't communicate, the boy is 12 yrs now
I love my bf alot and I told him not to worry cos I keep asking myself what if I marry another man and the man decide to impregnate a lady outside the marriage is it not worst than this? I don't want to lose my bf but the child is the issue here
Plz I need your advice on this
*No insult plz*

Stick with your kind, women and please leave our men alone. Preach

GreatResearcher:
Some women are golden.





I'll explain later.

Who cares about women? No man. Men should stick together and women should find another planet. Preac