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Godskidk:
The heart of his players... This is a man that has never been sacked and has won every trophy in every league he has played in

You wrong darlin. Gay players are more reliable sir

MissSweet:
L l every guy that denies this is a gay

Darlin I get more man's than u and yes I am gay. Preach

MissSweet:
I have said it earlier I have nothing to say. You post says it all

I can take your man thou. Do you have a man. May I get his number?

HARDDON:
Sequel to wack threads such as this https://www.nairaland.com/2564661/15-sure-ways-live-happily and many others, I have decided to take the pain of Schooling the weak minded, friendzoned, balless, gameless, Wussbags out there, some of the ropes u must adorn in d WEB world of women. because itz a web, So many have been blindfolded by its threads, so many entangled, so many suffocating begging for but a single sip of breath, so many deballed, deballed n death is inevitable ( of what use is man without some balls?)

Call me love Don, call me Don Pro, Don Jaun, or whatever nomentature u so suit, don't give no hoot. Can't keep shut no more while men rot in dis web.
Battered n bruised
snuffed of life!
Let it ring to d unborn child
Let it sink into d fresh adam-apple growing dude
To all d players, playing balls or hearts
Wudnt u rather Dine?

For easy navigation n assimilation here are the links to the DRILLS and all the SENSE PILLS

DRILL NUGGET 1: WHY DO GOOD GURLS LIKE BAD GUYS? https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289 & https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#44815634

1b: Why are nice guys boring and Get friend zoned:
https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#44816115

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#44884410

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#44914163

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45168440

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45185360

DRILL NUGGET 2: HOW TO APPROACH LADIES( THE VERY BEST, YOU GOT TO HAVE STANDARDS NOW),
GET THE NUMBER AND GET OUT( WITHIN 5MINS)

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607

2a: Where to meet ladies( forget dating, make friends first) she cant friend zone some1 that friendzoned her from the start

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45037572

2b:Tools needed b4 u go making lady friends https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45037055
witty/sassy/funny lines to use when meeting women

2c:Things to avoid when meeting new ladies: https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45037970

2d: Examples of Situations of meeting ladies And on da spot lines:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45038157

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45106315

2e: witty/funny lines in meeting women :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45185484

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45188107

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45188926

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45228903


2f: When to place that first most important call, for how long and what for:

2g: How to deal with Rejection( Should you be)

DRILL NUGGET 3: SETTING UP THE FIRST OUTING And Subsequent ones.

3a: Where to meet
3b: what not to discuss
3c: Dos and Donts
3D: Always set her hairs on edge( anticipation, spontaneity, suspense)

DRILL NUGGET 4: THE FIRST KISS( EITHER MAKES OR MAR YOU)
4a: Get her into it
4b: tease her: one step forward, two steps back

DRILL NUGGET 5: Never Tell Her U luv Her! https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45149142

DRILL NUGGET 6: GURLS DONT CHOOSE WHO THEY FALL IN LUV WITH (CASE study : all d beauties n d beasts in the world over)

DRILL NUGGET 7: Who to Date and Who not to Date

7a: Bad Long Term Investment: No to close neighbors, don't
date anyone related to a close friend, and DON'T DIP YOUR PEN IN THE COMPANY's INK


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Here is a thread you should all read guys. hear it from a lady's mouth

https://www.nairaland.com/3061623/dangerous-mistakes-most-guys-make#44910074

Gay men are better in bed. They make the best date thou

falconey:
That's a woman's nature, if you don't pay they feel being used.

Hi brother. Please do/ can u suck fart outter anus?

Breakingfamous:
This slay king and handsome South African ATM cards scammer was caught.

He was attacked, stripped unclad and given the beaten of his life.

He was given serious graphic beating, he tried using his hands to cover his private part from the ladies looking.

Did he survive it?.......

Many South Africans have reacted to the viral video. While some are happy with what happened to the man, some others are not happy with the jungle justice.

Watch the disturbing video HERE and see reactions after the cut....

Source: http://www..com/2019/02/south-african-atm-cards-scammer-caught.html?m=1

He has a nice dik thou. I like him

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MissSweet:
I have nothing to say.

You are ugly. Please stop stealing our men

ayesco202:
It's either they're on guard, about to go attack some set of people or doing parade. We do talk at times and I do have this little fright just as one would feel in real life. I see soldiers too often in my dreams and I seem to be somewhat worried. I've been having these dreams for close to 5 years.

I've opened about two threads on this same issue and I seem not to have solution to this soldier dreams. Even my mum is helpless.

What could this dream mean?

Please, a brother needs help.

Brother. May I kiss you & tickle your neck?

Wordsfrombimpe:
This morning while reading Linda Ikeji post about the rumor that she stole her ex boyfriend condom without his consent and i never said anything because the business of online journalism some people are heartless that they only consider their pocket forgetting that the person you writing content for is a human being like you.

Click on the link to read my opinion ................

https://pereirabimpe..com/2018/12/opinion-linda-ikeji-is-not-perfect-lady.html

I will find u a good gay man

Brunosamel:
abeg which category of music under Grammy

Hi brother. Lets play a game but first, Are u man enough to suck fart out of a guys anus? You cone across handsome

KingLennon:
So who are u referring to?

Think about 12 men together in a changing room. What do u think happen. Being gay is natural

Cunninlinguist:
Mukina2, Mynd44 abeg take care of this troll na

Why are you homophobic sir? There are gay footballers in all leagues. Equality for all sir.
Grow up sir

deepwater:
so he fcuks everyone on the bench?

Madam Is that all u think about? Ass fukin?

deepwater:
so he fcuks everyone on the bench?

Use your uncommon sense, which is not common.
Gay men ate better comunicators & great at developing team playing

KingLennon:
ZINEDINE ZIDANE
The favourite, both with the bookies and United's disgruntled supporters, is Zinedine Zidane.
The Frenchman stood down as Real Madrid boss after leading the Spanish side to a third consecutive Champions League triumph with a 3-1 victory over Liverpool in May.
Despite his remarkable record in European competition, there are those that remain unconvinced by the former France international's coaching ability, with the argument being that he is tactically limited and also little more than a cup specialist.
However, such an attitude does Zidane a huge disservice, given he also won La Liga in 2016-17. There is no denying, though, that the most impressive aspect of his Real reign was the way in which he successfully managed a group of superstars, maintaining harmony in a dressing-room of massive egos and also rotating Cristiano Ronaldo regularly and effectively. One would imagine that one of the most revered figures in world football would have an even bigger impact upon on a United side that, despite Mourinho's protestations to the contrary, has been lacking in unity and confidence since the start of the season.

MAURICIO POCHETTINO
"For every single manager who is younger than him, he was an inspiration," Spurs boss Mauricio Pochettino said of Jose Mourinho earlier this season. "For everyone. I took a lot of things from him. So many things." It has is now evident that the student has become the master. Indeed, many have believed for some time that United erred badly by picking Mourinho rather than Pochettino to succeed Louis van Gaal as coach in 2016. By that stage, it was already abundantly obvious that the Argentine was one of the best young coaches in the game.
Of course, the critics will point to the fact that Pochettino has yet to win a trophy of any note in north London but it is worth remembering that he took over a club in disarray and now has Tottenham competing and starring in the Champions League.
Indeed, anybody who witnessed their victory over Real Madrid last season could not have been anything but impressed by the style and swagger of the display.
It was a similar story at Old Trafford in August, with Pochettino making a mockery of Mourinho's constant moaning about Ed Woodward's parsimony by beating United 3-0 with a squad that wasn't strengthened by a single summer signing.
The contrast between the pair, both in terms of style and personality, is stark and it is difficult not to conclude that Pochettino would get more out of United's players than Mourinho.
The big question is, though: would he really want to swap Spurs for United right now?...

MASSIMILIANO ALLEGRI
On the face of it, Manchester United have little hope of landing Massimiliano Allegri, who is under contract at Juventus until 2020.
The Italian even turned down Real Madrid during the summer, explaining in June: "I am grateful to president Florentino Perez for taking me into consideration, but I have always liked Juventus' plans, which are renewed every year with the aim of always winning.
"I will look to continue the improvements that we began four years ago, alongside [Beppe] Marotta, [Fabio] Paratici, [Pavel] Nedved and the president."
With Cristiano Ronaldo having since arrived in Turin, Allegri is now happier than ever before with his bosses, as he is now closer than ever to realising his dream of lifting the Champions League. However, we know that Allegri would like to work in England and the feeling is that if he were to lead the Old Lady to glory in Madrid next June, he would view it as the ideal time to leave Turin in search of a new challenge. As a five-time Scudetto winner and a two-time Champions League finalist with greater skills of diplomacy and man-management, Allegri would doubtless be a popular choice with both the board and players at Old Trafford. It's highly unlikely he'd be available until next summer but that could well suited United and the ex-AC Milan boss would be worth the wait.

RYAN GIGGS
Ryan Giggs's chances of being the next Man United boss always appear remote but it seems that no list of potential candidates can be compiled without the Welshman, given the strength of his ties to the club.
The former winger is, of course, an Old Trafford legend, having spent his entire 24-year playing career with the Red Devils, winning a staggering 13 Premier League titles and two Champions Leagues during that time.
He is, therefore, beloved by fans but a return looks unlikely nonetheless. The supporters would arguably love nothing more than seeing Giggs lead their club to success but even they would have doubts over his ability to do so..

Man.ut fans lets hear your say....
Cc: AndrewFarms

http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4055/mamain/2018/12/18/47350512/zidane-pochettino-the-managers-that-could-succeed-mourinho

Gay men makes best managers sir. They are rationale

Vianna:
My birthday is by sunset. Anyone around ikoyi should HMU .. Pool party tho. ... Anyway this is what I'm having for lunch. Who wanna join me eating this dessert? Yummy!

Darling can i sleep wit u twice so i can stop being gay?

N0favors:
nice boobsy

Hi. Hiya

Analeater:
I've been thinking about this fóreplay but don't know if Nigerian girls ever tried it.................. I'm not gay, I'm straight, I learnt anal sex can get one into greatectassy........... Check the link in my signature..


I need honest answer from ladies here............

Nogerian men do sir. Gay is the new thing

Jayslicky:
You're as useless as your dick, what do you hope to gain by asslicking.

My darling brother. You lick asshole? Great. Sir can i have your nomba pleae

thornapple:
Yes dear, you are on point.
Such is seeing in other democracies.

Please can i buy u pant. I dont want to be gay no mores

PaulAris:
My curiousity as always made me ponder if they really do the insertion and shii. Buh jeez, just seeing the ads and display photos only just makes me sick(I mean literally sick).
But hey, the Lesbians are fun and a real turn on to most guys, even the claimed "impotent" ones get aroused.
But I'm not sure if the Nigerian women see it as fun to watch, or they just feel irritated by it?

Most nigerian women are now into lesbianism and they enjoy it.. Just watch nollywood movies

Offpoint:
How much and location

Brother please calm. U act like u never suk dik be for & is ilegal. Grow up please. Bro are u sayin u will never suk dik no matter wot? Or u say it depend on location an how much sir?

gistfever:
Nigerian actress Daniella Okeke shares new photo as she slays and flaunts back side on red attire .

She wrote:


See photo:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/12/who-is-baddest-actress-daniella-okeke.html

Men prefer gay actors & i love peter

Why guys shy to admit they watch gay porn movies?

Kennyortega:
Uncle o...I dunno u or why u are attacking me so badly. Do you know me from Adam or did I steal any of your partner from you?

Stay away from our mens u gold digger. They dont want u. They dont like u. Nobody want u
Stays on your lane & leave us men to be happy. I dont like u

Kennyortega:
It's choose not shoose and nobody is one word. Is interested not is interest...jeez your blunder is too much...learn how to write correctly before body shaming people.

Carry on wit this atitude and u stand no shance finding man. Its women like u that make great mans remains gay. Shame on u 10 times. You shameless shames

Offpoint:
I'll leave you with my own very quote..."The day you realized you're mad is the day you stop being mad" offpoint 2018

U clearly offpoint to 2019. Repent!
Sir, watching porn movies really upset you? Be strong

Offpoint:
First of all... it's spelled "Skirt" not "sket"

You watching him wearing a skirt doesn't imply you should start wearing skirt too.

Kid use your head please.

Really? Sir, you represent your name with dignity *offpoint*.. meaning u clearly off point.
so u clearly believe watching 2 men kissing makes you Gay? My dear, you sir, are homophobic. Preach

Biglittlelois:
Is this suppose to be a question? ehn Op?? how can someone be this ewwy, ewww

I beg. Commmmot.