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ibrews:
wow....so u are gay?. Sweet, I like gays

Thanks boo boo. Obama made the dream come through in America by legalizing Gay marriages in the all 51 states and while Our savior, President Buhari is the best thing this country has had, he will be intelligent enough to legalize Gay weddings. Africa needs a role model for Gay weddings and Nigeria will lead. Thanks again boo boo, thank you. More liberal thinking like yours is needed on Nairaland and amongst all Nigerians

prettythicksme:
A jealou gf/bf is a faithful lady/guy!do u guys believe this?

Gay men are usually more relaxed and faithful

[quote author=folajoseph post=35698016][/quote]Boo boo, why the cuss words? Please chill out. Boo boo I recommend a massage

folajoseph:
It's a long story though but will try to cut it short.

In 1998 when I was in SS1 I went to my mums office with my sister and my mum introduced us to her female boss, coincidentally her boss' two female daughters were also around on that day but we were not introduced but we were sitting quite close to them. Within a few minutes I heard one of the sisters telling the other that she likes me but I didn't do anything about it. Lo and behold she approached me and professed her Love for me, I was like Ok let's see how it goes.

I got home told my friends and they were all eager to see the girl, I invited the girl home after a few days and my friends said she's beautiful but skinny, I wasn't really feeling her too though but I didn't want to let her down so I continued the relationship but without sex, I later got tired of the whole thing and called off the relationship.

Fast forward to 2004 we met at an eatery in ilupeju and she just took my phone and put her number in it then flashed her number from my phone, I saved the number and she said something "call me anytime u need me" by now she had added flesh and was looking extremely gorgeous. I called her on that day and told her to visit me the next day, she even came earlier than the agreed time, she was looking very sexy and since we've never had sex before we were both eager. We had sweet sex and immediately after the sex she asked to borrow my phone that she needs to call someone in Yankee, I was like go ahead and the call went thus:

"Hey honey, how are u? What are u doing? Hope you're not doing what I won't do o! I just said I should call u, will talk to u later"

I was shocked!!! I didn't even tell her anything, I was like I need to get somewhere now so I escorted her and she left. Lo and behold she is married to that same Yankee guy today and they have 2 kids, I think the first is like 8 years old and she has moved to Yankee as well to be with him.

Isn't this life crazy....

Yea Boo boo, females are disgusting creatures and I never liked them. Once you turn Gay, you never go back. Boo boo are you slim?

Good Morning Guys, Boys and Men. How is everyone doing today and whats up wit y'all

Boo Boo their is Scarcity of Nigerian Gay men and this needs to be rectified

RaDaZaBaNa:
Bruv .I ain't gonna judge you over who u are.Dats you and I respect DAT
But y'all don't come here and bash d Black man.White dudes don't go rough..

Boo Boo, white men are more Gentle with the annnus unlike Black men who behave like wild animals. Boo boo, you sound like my kind of man. Are you slim?

Love is love. Who cares

RaDaZaBaNa:
come and see this Gay like commentary ..zbruv u gay??

Yes. Are you human?

laidian:
Really weird things are done on planent earth, different people with different lifestyle. Different cultures have different delicacies (weird to be specific) and techniques of cooking, recieving the warmest reception from an in-law for the first time, and its time for dinner.... will you eat this food?

*I post this on romance section because of the content in this dish.

That's a lovely mean I could eat any day

Black Gay men are too rough though. Boo boo be all over you like sticky flies chasing honey

christopheru:
HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY
1. He is Very Shy About Touching You
He asks for permission before touching your body...
A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so shy of
touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex
reduces in men who have been intimate before. You
cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is
shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a
guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private
and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.
2. He Dresses Awkwardly
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress
sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't
have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing
because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This
usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl
they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart
ladies.
3. He Kisses Awkwardly
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin
oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner,
it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty
good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no
matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people
get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out
for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most
virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..
4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a
feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear
passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male
virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know
how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of
them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through
social media than face to face.
5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is
going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to
ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter.
The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy
because he will be constantly thinking about how he is
performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of
intimacy on your part causing him to ejaculate quickly.
Guys with experience can control themselves a lot better.
GOOD EVENING GUYS...

I love this. Thanks & Regards

Jacksparrow0712:
Cc ishilove

jack sparrow is shy

iamtomi:
óde ní èleyi sha...u jst a useless gay who has no hope.. d dude u are wooing is straight! nd yes its my business...so take ur pathetic self away nd buzz off!!

Darling I can easily take your man if I like & shaking my bottom across his face will do the magic. I have done this several times so do not tempt me. Females not all that and we don't need y'all. Leave our men alone. I cant stand you females anyways

Jacksparrow0712:
Must you use swear word?

Who else would love to see jacksparrow0712 shake his nyansh & twerk to Nikki Minaj song called anaconda? I would

Jacksparrow0712:
Cc ishilove

Can we just talk like matured adults? Are you shy?

sweettease:
Your rectum don collapse abi? You for continue

I could take your boyfriend but I am not gay

Jacksparrow0712:
He's sick in the head. I'll ignore him

Boo boo,my apologies. I know you are shy & I believe you ain't gay but could you be kind enough to twerk for me while I play Nikki Minaj anaconda? Once you twerk,I will then give you a hug. Boo boo,may we put this into action?

iamtomi:
pls...did he tell u he is gay

Females are disgusting & is it any of your business if I want to f*** him? There is nothing greater than watching a guy like jack sparrow twerk on Nikki Minaj anaconda. Am trying to convince him to take up on the great offer. You females need to back out & leave our men alone. Ssssh off

6ty6ix:
no be small tin

I love slim men

Jacksparrow0712:
Yawns*

Boo boo can you do that again slowly?

Klinee:
Oh God! This person does not need to be alive now.

Thou shall not hater other humans be what so ever because all haters will go to hell

I would love to jack sparrow twerk to Nikki Minaj anaconda before I fuk him in the ass

demmy0325:
..Gay alert!.... Run for Ur life...

Boo Boo, Jacksparrow is a scared little biscuit. where is the love?

[quote author=Jacksparrow0712 post=35549344][/quote]Hi Boo boo, are you reporting me for being friendly? Boo boo, you are not a minor and don't be silly. Boo Boo we can work on this so what is your star sign? Where is the love on Nairaland?

Jacksparrow0712:
Enjoy your lunch

Hi boo boo, hiya. Would you eat my lunch or may I eat your lunch boo boo?