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refiner:
....
I just feel like talking naughty tonight!!

he's tall
cute
intelligent
charming!
humble
and caring!

if u can predict who he is,then a kiss for u...lol!





no bashing abeg....we all should have some fun!....

my crush...I love u plenty plenty!!!

Boo Boo, leave men alone and stick with your kind, You female

firstEVA:
he will kill you before you come an inch close.

Boo boo, I love men. Boo boo, may i have sexxx with your man while you watch?

hungryboy:
I still remember that cool evening vividly,
Abacha was the Head of State and Garri was always in Our Plate,
Na so one woman were carry belle begin scream hysterically,
Na him her husband run go call the village Midwife,
Before dem arrive, people don already full the house like say dem wan do convention,
Dem make way for the midwife,
She come reach were the Woman dey,
She begin dey do her work, nuk, nuk (push push) she kept saying,
Me i just dey inside the womb the 'spyce' dem like James Bond,
I come look the environment sef, know say no be house were i go dey chop CERELAC everyday be dis,
But wetin i fit do nah,
I don see the cry of my Mama, i no want make she suffer again, i throw 'backflit' comot come like Jet Li,
My mama shouting finally stop,
My Papa,grandmama, aunties, uncles dem begin dey touch me one after the other,
Me sef just dey look dem like 'who touching don help'.
.*Scroll down for continuation*

Boo Boo can i hug you dear?

firstEVA:
It is common knowledge that the very handsome Former National Security adviser Col. Sambo Dasuki (rtd) has instituted an action against the Federal Government at the ECOWAS Court seeking his freedom from security forces after he was granted bail by two separate high courts.

The issue which arises is this, if peradventure the ECOWAS Court grant his prayers and orders his immediate release, who carries out the enforcement? I guess his overzealous lawyer didn't consider this

I want your man and I can have him

PureWays:
Many have tried to be a perfect gentleman and many have been reduced to being termed as a "Bad boy"..
What we seek and desire in life is different but more than 95% of human being on earth desire for sexual pleasure, Love and companion..

In recent years, guys around the world have discovered that being a gentleman is most seen by ladies as weakling so most men crave to be termed as a "Bad boy".

We don't just love, we see, think, feel before we do and the easiest way for a lady to feel anything for a guy is if she thinks the guy have all what it takes to be a man..
Yes, MAN!!

The definition of a Man by an average lady in her subconscious mind is a male with masculine, cocky, strong, confidence, emotionless and brave attributes..
Don't get me wrong, an experienced woman will desire or seek a man with other qualities like, gentle, caring, loving and all that but it's because of her experience with other men..

The choice of being termed as a bad boy is not what anyone can dwell into.. I personally think everyone to be his/herself, if you know you don't have the gut, balls or the stomach of being a bad boy, don't even bother to try because you will always betray yourself (if you know what I mean)..

Most dudes in here (Nairaland) will form cocky and all but in actual sense they are just looking for a medium to act their rehearsed fantasy... Lol..
They are as solo as a duck in real life....

HOW DO I BECOME BAD?
The only way to become a bad boy is to strangle your emotions, don't show much care about anything, this will eventually cause huge damage to your personality but if you think the juice is worth the squeeze, you can go down that lane...
I'll advise every guy to simply be who they are but if you are too weak to accept who you are, there is an option for you which is being bad but ask yourself, if it is worth the stress?

P S: To all the natural bad boys , there is still a chance to redeem yourself, I guess you are enjoying the life but always have it at the back of your mind that your world is in the wild where you can also be hunted or fall prey, and also that no one is born Bad..

Boo Boo May i kiss you?

Greene66:
Let's share

Mention the nairalander that you are crushing on and would like to meet and state your reasons. Perverts are not allowed please.

Let's enjoy

Hey Boo boo, hiya. Nairaland boys are hot especially Falconey. Boo boo are you hot?

captaindavid:
ur father there. U be fool.

Boo boo will you be the Captain of my Ship and whisk me away to the sunshine?

I am Gay and Happier. What about you?

captaindavid:
ur father there. U be fool.

Bo boo but why dont u want me to f*** u in the annnus?Boo Boo do you need cash up front?

firstEVA:
have you met durrentdbitch, iamdurrent etal?, you two should totally hook up and and paint your rectums red.

My dear, I dont like females and I dont like you. Leave our men alone

firstEVA:
this thread is not for pervs.

Oh dear, Go away you female. You scared I could take your man?

seanmozilla:
Nothin wae we no go see for here...Abeg na sh** you wan pack comot?

Education sir

STFUareyouG0d:
wrong boy! Quit quoting me with your BS


BYE

Lighten up Boo Boo, I could tickle your annus to make you smile. Boo boo what is your star sign?

SirWere:
Don't. It ain't gonna work :"

Really? Boo Boo may i tickle your annnus?

Defense is the best for of attack and this means if you get a a situation where the aggressor is much stronger than you and starts a fight. Use a wrestling method and the moment your hand reaches behind his trouser, use your thumb or fingger to tickle the his annus and I will guarantee you he will back off. Please try this.

captaindavid:
Anywhere I go, people say am more handsome than 2face Idibia. It amazes me soo much.But I really want to in hw true it is.. What y'all think?

Boo Boo, You are my type. May I f**** you in the asss?

STFUareyouG0d:
no qualms I sure will


But what bout you take me away with you?

Boo boo you are cute Gayslick dude . May i sit on your sweet rubber lips?

Eazyboy96:
Sorry dude i'm not gay.

Boo Boo I will pay you for your service and if you stay overnight, you will get a bonus. Can you come down to Banana Island today?

falconey:

Boo Boo may i f*** you in the ass and can we talk about this?

czarr:
So many ugly girls want me to'MAN UP' and toast them or their friends.

HELL NO!!

Here's why I won't do that...I need beautiful children.
That's the least I can do for them.
If I have to approach you,you must be noticeably beautiful...one was even telling my friend that I'm not that I must be shy cos I didn't talk to her ,no! I'm definitely not shy, I'm just not interested in fucking up my genes(cos who knows I may talk to you now and fall for you,den I no go see the wowo again,cos I'm sapiosexual)

And NO I don't want average girls.
,guys if wowo girls dey form for you e no dey pain you pass wen fine girl dey form?

I rest my case!

Boo Boo may i **** you in the ass and can we talk about this?

czarr:
So many ugly girls want me to'MAN UP' and toast them or their friends.

HELL NO!!

Here's why I won't do that...I need beautiful children.
That's the least I can do for them.
If I have to approach you,you must be noticeably beautiful...one was even telling my friend that I'm not that I must be shy cos I didn't talk to her ,no! I'm definitely not shy, I'm just not interested in fucking up my genes(cos who knows I may talk to you now and fall for you,den I no go see the wowo again,cos I'm sapiosexual)

And NO I don't want average girls.
,guys if wowo girls dey form for you e no dey pain you pass wen fine girl dey form?

I rest my case!

Boo Boo may i f*** you in the ass and can we talk about this?

Eazyboy96:
Morning.. How you doing?

Hi Boo boo. How are ya?

Hiya, Any Gay guys on these thread? Lets chat privately

Dygeasy:
The Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 is in top gear now and it kicks off soon. This is the point where our different candidates get their supporters, campaign managers and teams.

Pitch your tent somewhere and make it count. Push that beautiful, confident lady to win the crown.


Ladies, take this as an opportunity to showcase your beauty, your uniqueness, creativity, and knack for success!

Vibrant Campaign Managers....Which of them beautiful ladies would you rather campaign for?!
Make your pick NOW!!!!


See you at the top


And Please note that Nomination and Verification is still open.

we fancy Gay Competition for a Gay role model of 2016. We need one

falconey:



SIZE DOESN'T MATTER : guys with small joystick this is not true and you guys have more work to do during sex than guys with bigger dick.



YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN MY WORLD: so other guys are consultants? the truth is you are part of her world and other guys can take part too.

Hi boo boo, may i do you in the aSSS and would you fancy some a nice Designer Jacket in return? Are you free this evening and may i have your contact number?

Rubbish thread. All for or with Gay dark chocolate men.

PoliticalThuG:
you love me or u love thug? I dnt get

Boo boo, I would like to make love to you if you can handle it

Who are the cute boys?

PoliticalThuG:
Hot ladies alone who know what's up should Drop their whatsapp contact here. If you are not hot, you can fork off!!!

Hi. I love thugs

krak101:
nigger for real. Nah. I'll pass. So much free pussy in the world I wonder what you gays see in a fellow brothers arse. God forgive yall

Boo boo, how about I am ready pay you for two rounds

lebroske:
Dear nairalanders, please i need your advice on what to do. My wife had been seducing men in the compound where we live lately. We are just newly married, less than a year now. We live in a story building and the windows are made in glasses. One could easily see through them especially in the night. So, what she does is each time she finishes taking her birth, she exposes her body knowing quit well that men around can see her through the window. She does it in the morning, during the day when she notices that i am not around and in the night.

The day i discovered, i confronted her, she said it was her body that it was not none of my business. Though we were quarreling before then. But i knew that was not the first time, she has been doing it before because each time i open the windows in the morning, i always notice that people(men) will just be looking towards my direction. I kept wondering what they were looking at until the day i discovered.

Dear nairalanders, what can i do to make her stop it. Because its getting out of hand. Now she hides and do it and she knows i am not happy with her now.
Great nairalanders, please i need your advice. Thank you

Boo boo,it sounds like you need more men in your life. Marry me