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I have been a member of this forum for over 10 years and although I only just registered some months ago, I have to say Nairaland has grown steadily from competing with other budding forums ,as at that time, with dishing out free browsing tweaks, latest java and symbian hacks, PC tricks, etc, to a formidable town square where everything Nigeria and Nigerian is being discussed and analyzed properly, and also with the recent influx of very intelligent people, Nairaland has become a kind of it own encyclopedia with professional inputs, suggestions and instructions, and not to also forget the hillarious and rib cracking replies from some of us. I am very proud of Nairaland. However I have an Idea and although it's still very very crude, I believe with everyone giving one suggestion or the other, we can fine tune it better to suit realistic situations and varied circumstance. [size=15pt]The Nairaland Ride-Sharing Scheme (Lagos)[/size] Lagos is a very fun city to live in, We love Lagos and it has steadily transformed to becoming the model city for the whole of Nigeria as a country, although... one thing everyone would agree about Lagos is the fact that, Transportation is one very big problem with our beloved city. I am a fresh graduate who just started out his career's Journey, and I have to say, the past one year of working with several "Big" firms have really exposed me to the various parts and places that make up Lagos: the good, the bad, the ugly and even the forbidden. However, we have to admit that beyond the 'hustling spirit facade' of Lagos that makes you think it's one great city, Lagos is really hard to live in. Very very hard. Nairalanders don't like too much write ups so let me cut to the chase. Lagos can be summed up as IKORODU to CMS, (Please Correct me if err) every other area falls (or can be linked to) somewhere along that road. Nairalanders aren't the only people who you see share their Snake pictures for Lalasticlala, or their lovely pre-wedding pictures; we have Men and women, established and very well versed in their careers who are comfortable by Nigerian standards, likewise we have honest Young men and women who only want to make something honest for themselves and for that reason, are leaving their homes very early in the morning and getting home pretty late with a median of N500 - N2,000 naira on transportation everyday. I want us to look at a situation whereby 'Quoting Monickers' are transformed to real-life relationships and connections of people who live in the same area and are going to be sharing a ride to work everyday without any severity or bitterness and regret... Nigerians are hard to deal with, but I realised, when there is a Scheme where everyone is involved and would be of benefit to everyone, Nigerians are very good at cooperating and making it work out, (Case Study : Ebola Containment) I have a set plan on how to deal with security and verifying, to an extent, the level of reliability and decency between Riders and those they would want to share their rides with. I want the Mods to look into this and give it up for open debate so we can know if it's a possible scheme. I have discussed with a few friends here, those with cars and those who are still looking to own one someday, and one thing we can all agree is that, while we do have people who are willing to let you share their rides voluntarily and are already doing it, most people are very skeptical and careful, but with discipline and following appropriate guidelines which I would be discussing next after I see a few replies, it can be a long lasting scheme that would see thousands if not millions of Lagosians saving, a bit more off their meager salary by not spending so much on transport anymore, and we see those with cars, being able to exercise their will for charity without fear of being exploited in any way. Thank you very Much. NB: This is very open ended idea, meaning, modifications, critiques and even a total overhaul is welcome. It is also very voluntary and based on the belief that participants are going to be honest. It is not an organized programme with rules, but an Idea with guidelines that when followed through can make life easier for us Nairalanders
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1. You start to get the warning cramps. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warning-600x400.gif Brace yourselves, the storm is coming. 2. You have a completely messed up calendar so you walk around with an emergency pad in your bag. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Beyonce-running-fur-RUN-gif.gif *Playing police and thief with period* 3. And then it comes earlier than you expected. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Raven-symone3.gif You sly bastard. 4. Or it comes late. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/eye-roll-4.jpg Ya wehcome. How journey? 5. It just comes. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Ketchup-spill.gif Blood be screaming “Pharaoh let my people goooo!” 6. More cramps and you start to question your very existence. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Beyonce-cry-600x352.jpg Lord. Why me? 7. And then taking a shit is not as inspiring as it used to be. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Nene-leakes-time.gif Nah. Not today. 8. What about taking a shower? ![]() https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Blood-shower.gif Sigh. 9. You want to drink yoghurt with cake and scream at the person beside you because you felt their breath same time you felt one more pimple spring out. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screaming-woman.gif *roaring* 10. You sneeze and the tap opens again. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Blood-woman.gif Here we go again. 11. When you feel like you’re dying but someone still expects you to smile back. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screams-internally-chrissy-600x476.jpg Okay, you can have the smile. 12. Then someone who has never had a period says, “Haba! Is it not ordinary period”. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Stabbing.gif DIIIEEEEE!!!! 13. You just finished crying and now you don’t know why you’re laughing. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Uzo-fake-smile-600x275.gif 14. And then you look in the mirror and start to feel like you added 10kg. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/I-feel-fat.gif Whatttt?! 15. You can’t tell if the foolish boys are looking at your bums or a stain. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Raven-symone4.gif Vultures. 16. Making sure no one is watching when you get up so you can check the seat because you don’t trust these pads. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/side-eye.gif 17. And then suddenly, you realise your period has stopped. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Raven-Symone-dancing.gif Ameeeen! 18. But then it pops back again. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Raven-symone-life.jpg Why are you doing Ojuju Calabar 19. And then it finally goes. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Raven-symone-dance.gif Bye Bloodicia. See you next month!! ![]() Culled from http://life.partyjollof.com |
[size=17pt]1. “A is for God.”[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Oga-AT-The-Top-A.jpg Because I failed in school, I shall not let you pass. [size=17pt]2. “You think it’s me you’re doing?”[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Kanye-doing-yourself-600x387.jpg Just continue [size=17pt]3. “It is not compulsory to buy the handout.”[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Odunlade-buy-it1.jpg But class rep, write down the names of those who bought the handout and submit in my office [size=17pt]4. Attendance is not compulsory.[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Nod.gif Because education is a democracy. [size=17pt]5. But at the entrance of the exam hall, “If you don’t have 70% attendance, don’t bother writing this exam.”[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Stanley-Hudson.gif You think you have sense abi? [size=17pt]6. If you fail this test, I can’t epp you.[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Odunlade1-600x365.jpg A word they say is enough for the wise [size=17pt]7. That time you tried to explain to them that you missed the test because…[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Odunlade-sorry2-600x337.png [size=17pt]8. Last year, only 4 people passed this course.[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/counting-fingers.gif No, failure doesn’t mean I’m a horrible teacher. It means you’re horrible students. [size=17pt]9. Your area of concentration starts at the acknowledgments section and ends at the back of the textbook. That’s all.[/size] https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Obama-out2.gif See you at the exam hall. http://life.partyjollof.com Feel free to add yours ![]() |
Truth is, the human mind has very strong reflexes when it comes to averting danger, I have seen a woman dump her 2 year old in a burning house, up until people came to the little girl's rescue, the mother was just screaming that her baby was inside the burning house, the same burning house she ran out of. I believe the guy would learn his lesson but it's not enough reason to leave him. |
1. Discounts. you get discounts when you visit the cinemas. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/jackson_pop_corn-600x331.gif In real life, when you ask for a discount, the cashier is like, https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Odunlade-who-you-epp-600x364.jpg 2. Long holidays In University, you get a few months off school for holidays. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Caleon-dance.gif In real life, you go for thanksgiving over a 20-working-days leave. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Pray.gif Or even worse, everyday is a holiday because you’re unemployed. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Jordan-Crying-600x388.png 3. Partying on weekdays. In Uni, you can party on weekdays either because the next day is lecture-free, you don’t have morning lectures or you just don’t care. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/wiz-khalihah-dancing.gif In real life, party on a weekday, arrive at the office hungover, and the office is going to throw you another party. A send-forth party. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Angry-boss.jpg 4. Not showing up. In school, you choose not to show up, just because there’s no attendance. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tired.gif But in real life, you tell your boss, “Sorry I didn’t show up because I…” https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Odunlade-sorry.jpg 5. Making mistakes. In Uni, you make mistakes and worst case, you take the course again. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Meditating.jpg But in real life, in this harsh Naija economy, https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Black-man-mistake.jpg And you’ll just be there like. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/leaving-crying.gif Thank you for your time sir ![]() Feel free to add more examples you think makes school life way different from real life culled from http://life.partyjollof.com |
1. Arriving at the office with your second-to-last money. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Will-smith.gif This people better pay today. 2. How you greet the accountant https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Donald-Glover-Thumbs-Up-Wave-On-Community.gif How are you Mr Accountant? Come and listen to my amazing playlist. 3. Sitting at the desk pretending to work but all the while thinking about money. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/oooooooohhhh.jpg *checks the clock for the 16th time in 2 hours* 4. 2pm. No alert. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Latoun-lookalike.jpg These people are playing with me. 5. Your phone finally beeps. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Caleon-dance.gif Osheyyyy!!! 6. You check and its someone you owe money sending you a “Happy Salary Day” text. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Caleon-cry-600x294.png Why is this life like this? 7. When you see the Accountant walk past again and you start asking him with eye language. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Abba-Moro1.jpg You people are joking with your lives up in this place. 8. 4pm. You get an email from management apologizing for the delay in salary payments. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Astro-Crying-600x337.jpg Why are this people doing like this? 9. You’re going home with your last money, canceling all your turn up plans for the evening. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/MTNPulse8.png Why me Lord? 10. You’re there sitting in the bus and thinking about how life is just so hard https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Wizkids-Ojuelegba-cover.jpg When they were telling me to do blood money, I was forming holy holy. 11. You just go to bed straight telling yourself, “I shall not be hurt by this”. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Winston-Crying-on-Pillow-New-Girl.gif Nah mehn. I need my cry time 12. And somehow, somehow, alert enters. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/crazy-dance.gif Look at God!!! 13. But you're already calculating how many week, days, hours, minutes, and seconds left till this new month ends. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Confused-Gary-Payton.gif http://life.partyjollof.com |
I can't blame the OP tho, Nairaland is an online public forum where everyone is allowed to air their opinions, the problem here is that most people have taken some of these opinions for fact and others, even in the years to come would still fall victim to these cyberprints... Pls don't mistake opinion for fact. 50% of everything on Nairaland is user-generated. |
University of Osun’s best graduating student, Adeyemo Kazeem has an interesting story. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Adeyemo-Kazeem.jpg He was barely doing well in primary school, managed to pass WAEC with 5 credits. After secondary school, he became an Okada man for two years to make ends meet. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Surprised.gif In fact, he bought his JAMB form with proceeds his Okada business. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Clapping-crying.gif Then the long nights followed; the reading, the deadlines, the stress of just being a Nigerian student. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chuzzu-cry-338x600.jpg And then he manages to graduate, and not only graduate, but finishes the best graduating student with a 4.81 GPA. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Falz-boxer.gif And so in March, as a reward for excellence, the school management decided to reward his excellence by honouring him with a special gift, presented by the governor no less. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Adeyemo-Kazeem1.jpg A mug. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Caleon-surprise.gif It looks something like this, or close. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Mug.jpg Lets not focus on the fact that it costs about the same amount as a decent t-shirt. Maybe they are trying to teach him moral lessons that he forgot to learn while hustling as an Okada boy. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Tupac-gif.gif Like how not everything in this life must be about the material sturvs. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/02-Porsha-Killer-Eyes.gif Or maybe they blended tomato and put inside the cup, since tomato has turned to gold in the market. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Odunlade-shock.jpg That cup can fit about seven thousand naira of blended tomato. www.nairaland.com/attachments/3760204_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 Or maybe they folded money and put inside the cup, because cash at hand can be used as evidence against you at the EFCC. https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Buhari-2-600x325.jpg Or maybe, they were just trying to teach him an interesting life lesson. www.nairaland.com/attachments/3762524_capture_png78f16eee552a85331b9f4f38cd4a8a5f Source : http://life.partyjollof.com/uniosuns-best-graduand-getting-a-mug-gift-is-not-as-bad-as-you-think/
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You see that man on TV with stainless Agbada or that woman with her flawless makeup, there’s one thing you didn’t know about them or probably forgot; they fart too, just like you. And their farts stink, just like yours. A cool American journo, Alec MacDonald decided to follow the butts of his country’s presidential candidates with sophisticated equipment. We did the same too. Only this time, we are raising Agbadas to study what Nigerian Politicians’ farts are made up of. When we, along with concerned Nigerians sniffed their bums we found these ; 1. Olisa Metuh https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/olisa-metuh-600x600.jpg We hope that special delivery came through. 2.Tinubu https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tinubu1-600x600.jpg 3. Muhammadu Buhari https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/BUHARI-600x600.jpg 4. Olusegun Obasanjo https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/obasanjo-600x600.jpg 5. Alison Diezani https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/alison-600x600.jpg 6. Lai Mohammed https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lai-mohamed-600x600.jpg 7. Rotimi Amaechi https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rotimi1-600x600.jpg 8. Akinwunmi Ambode https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ambode-600x600.jpg 9. Dele Momodu https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dele-momodu-600x600.jpg 10. Ayo Fayose https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fayose-600x600.jpg Source: http://partyjollof.com/nigerian-politicians-fart/ |
You see that man on TV with stainless Agbada or that woman with her flawless makeup, there’s one thing you didn’t know about them or probably forgot; they fart too, just like you. And their farts stink, just like yours. A cool American journo, Alec MacDonald decided to follow the butts of his country’s presidential candidates with sophisticated equipment. We did the same too. Only this time, we are raising Agbadas to study what Nigerian Politicians’ farts are made up of. When we, along with concerned Nigerians sniffed their bums we found these ; 1. Olisa Metuh https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/olisa-metuh-600x600.jpg We hope that special delivery came through. 2.Tinubu https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tinubu1-600x600.jpg 3. Muhammadu Buhari https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/BUHARI-600x600.jpg 4. Olusegun Obasanjo https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/obasanjo-600x600.jpg 5. Alison Diezani https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/alison-600x600.jpg 6. Lai Mohammed https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lai-mohamed-600x600.jpg 7. Rotimi Amaechi https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rotimi1-600x600.jpg 8. Akinwunmi Ambode https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ambode-600x600.jpg 9. Dele Momodu https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dele-momodu-600x600.jpg 10. Ayo Fayose https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fayose-600x600.jpg Source: http://partyjollof.com/nigerian-politicians-fart/ |
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Nice write up |
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She might just have a very rich exbf. Go figure. |
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Thanks for the enlightenment. I know someone this same incident has happened to although in a different manner but it was done by a preacher, the poor lady ended up selling her Gold and other effects to meet up with his immediate spiritual demands to make it to the next year. |

