₦airaland Forum

iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.

Eat 3 boiled (not fried o) eggs everyday.
(Someone suggested 6 eggs above. It's true o. Boiled egg. You'd see difference in just one week!)
Forget milk.
Just eggs with any meal

Then eat at least one full apple ( preferably red) every night before bed.

If you can, eat rice as dinner every night.

Then, learn to breathe in slowly as well as breathe out slowly.

Then, do at least 10 squats or lunges daily.

That is how I started adding weight.

Do everything religiously o.
...

Don't, EVER, take drugs.
#Experience

Don't eat junk o.
Your body would use the little fat you have to digest it.

Joseunlimited:
help me beg the guy above me

We don hear!

Lol..

pocohantas:
You really don't know me then...I don't give 2fucs about washing here and they are very aware of that.

The lady didn't say the guy should be spending the girl's money, don't twist her post, she said allowance...which I said is overboard because it doesn't sit well with the male ego.
...But gifts and treats would come in handy as at when necessary.

You think people are stupid?
Don't guard against loosing your identity as a woman. Be there and be giving porus opinions and be asking useless questions
Forgive me dear, I just fear for you.
-from a caring soul.

*I know you will soon reply and ask, "did I ask you to care for me?"
Don't be so predictable gal
You can ask questions for Africa Sha!

wristbangle:
Your opinion nowadays is given me a second thought about u

Leave am.

DouglasH92:
I have read comments from a lot of Nigerian men on this forum and other platforms on social media that basically assert that all women want from a man is money. These men believe that the only concern the average Nigerian girl has when dating or looking for a man to hook up with, is the size of his pocket. But is this really true? Of course not.

In my opinion, anyone who thinks this way has so stripped himself of any modicum of self worth or self-value and has heaved all this worth and value unto money, something external from himself. Such a person believes himself and his qualities not adequate enough to interest, intrigue, gratify or satisfy a woman, so he finds a savior in money to answer to all these needs.

Like let's be realistic here. Women are humans just like men are, and as humans women have needs other than monetary needs. They have qualities that they find attractive in the opposite sex that can interest them and satisfy a need, and cause them to invest themselves in such person. Money isn't everything. And I am not saying money isn't a criterion women look out for, but money isn't the only criterion like most men think, and most times it isn't even among the most important criteria. To be honest some women don't even place money high on their priority list when evaluating a man. There are other qualities that matter more and these qualities are subjective. There are women who would invest themselves in men that are intelligent, or men that are confident and hardworking, or men that are good looking and well groomed, or men that are highly skilled in a field that interests them, or men that are funny, witty or good with words, or men that are adventurous and well exposed, or men that know how to please a woman sexually. There are lot of qualities.

A relationship is a journey of different courses and there are women that love to explore these variety of courses based on their interests and likes. But when a man nests a flawed notion of women as just wanting a man that has money, then his reality begins to manifest just as he believes, and invariably these are the kind of women that he'll meet.

In my opinion, any man that thinks this way is either extremely ignorant or has low self esteem because he doesn't perceive himself as having qualities that can attract and keep women besides money. I mean for fucksake there are men who are being taken care of by their girlfriends. There are men their girlfriends would be willing to do anything for, whether monetarily or otherwise. In such cases it is definitely not money that's keeping her, then what is? Obviously it's other qualities the man possesses that she values higher than money.

Rarity is what separates the most sort out for from those who aren't sort out for. When you possess something that is valuable to someone, and that thing is rare to find, you will become extremely valuable to such person. Many people have money. Finding a man who has money these days is the easiest thing to do. Having money doesn't separate you from the crowd. What separates you from the crowd is the qualities you possess and to the degree you possess them. Instead of coming online to whine about how women only care about money, why not try developing your best qualities and use them to attract women. No one can love you if you don't love yourself first. No one can value you if you don't value yourself.

Funny enough, the men who whine about women and money usually got no dime!

Thank you ma brother for dropping this.

PM news and fiction!!!

Moi moi.

Ewedu, Amala (don't even go there)

cr7lomo:
Gift ain't beautiful ..lilian is beautiful...gift is nothing but ocha k'omaka ... Imagine her dark skinned...she go resemble bisola small

How can you be imagining a beautiful fair skin to be dark?
You leave reality to dey pursue hate??

Is that Lilian Bach?

Zeze06:


How can you pay a man for being your boyfriend.... It's like "paying" him for being "paid".....

enimooko:
Making life easy

winkmart:
I don't need your allowance girl. You are enough as my salary

I really pity this pocohantas of a gurl
The washing that Nairaland guys are washing girls is what she is swallowing hook line and sinker.
In case you don't know it pocohantas, the so called slay queens guys bash are the kind they usually go for. Men love to be men. When a man is the provider, know it today, he feels fulfilled.
Take that from him and get less.
The best you should do as a woman is to encourage your man and not swap places with him to be the man!

Any guy who feels comfortable spending ya money sees you as a maga dear.

Ishola87:
Which phone can I buy in 19k with good functions and mange battery??

Buy Prime Rhino.
17k
Runs in Android lollipop.
Battery is superb.

Go to glo.
Pay for 1 year data and get the phone free

Mazeltovscotty:
Point of correction.
The evolution and re-evolution of the Nigerian banking sector shares no blood or link with the influence of parasitic engineers (unqualified) working in the sector.The evolution of the nigerian banking sector started as early as 1952 with series of government reforms and policies which were supervised by the Apex financial institution. It started from the era of Banking regulation down to the golden era of recapitalization policy which every one believes that widens the scope of the Nigerian banking sector.

Secondly, the qualification ( Banking and finance) of the caliber of people working in Union Bank has nothing to do with the financial services they render.
Union Banks that we see today choose to deliberately capture a certain section of consumers which are mostly old men, pensioners and retirees.
If you can visit and of their ATM gallary, whay you will see displaying on the screen is the picture of on old woman wearing old school clothe with afro hair style and with "WE ARE OLD GENERATION BANK" scrolling underneath hence, the need to tailor their financial services that suit their policy and customers.
This does'nt mean union bank is sinking, they are only trying to create a monopoly power on the aged customers which is working for them.

Am I the one you wrote all these for??
Haa.

If only you know what non-virgins or sexually active people suffer, you will not listen to all these ladies and guys trying to discourage you from your honour.

Girls, haven't you noticed?
Guys are looking for easy lays.
They are looking for girls they can sleep with and boast about it!
They don't want to spend a dime of theirs on you but encourage you to be loose.
They want to have you without any sense of responsibility or commitment to you.
Guys can sleep with you without a single feeling for you o.

Boys, keep your virginity. Contrary to popular opinion, not everyone is doing it o.

Keep your self for your Sweetie.

MaziOmenuko:
Lol...thats what you get when you exaggerate that piece of flesh between the labia minora and labia majora. Not all guys give a fvckk about virginity, I wouldn't go close to one if I was in the dating game. WHo wants to spend their honeymoon nursing wounds? Would be quite frustrating I tell ya.

Anyway, the role Toyo played in the Jenifa's diary got into her head and she feels she could be that 'Toyo' in real life; afterall, that was what her fans saw that attracted them to her; the fake Toyo, not the real Juliana.

Always encourage virginity. Your girls are reading this.

rxgodwin:
Hmmm, this one weak me oooo.


Na ds kind news go make pesin discharge him wife on wedding night.


If i were a gal i wont throw being a virgin around.

That alone cant be my selling point.

You can be a virgin nd a bad cook, ill behaved and lustful.

Na virginity ur husband go chop

Na virginity ur husband, neighbours, inlaws, colleagues go live and interact with


Am not an advocate of promiscuicity, but its time to truly live by virtue amd high moral standards.



Persinally, all i need is tyte, nice chamber, good oza rum skills. Good culinary skill and manners. Aint much ryte?
#

Encourage virginity.
Your girls are reading it.

Uh-oh I don't know Vespa.

Fearlez:
Are you on support of MTN operating mobile banking in Nigeria?

Hmm, nice angle!

Iamzik:
Expect much more disruptive technology when robots go mainstream .... They are coming!

They are here already!

Mazeltovscotty:
Poor banking culture and High level of illiteracy necessitates this write up.
Further more, the nigerian banking sector is characterized by high level of unqualified staff. It is in Nigeria that you will see a Computer Engr graduate working as a teller, these are the thing threatening the stability of the system. In fact, banks now prefer to hire an engineering graduates to people who major in either economic, acclunting or even banking and finance

Engineers revolutionised the banks.
Union Bank is not employing Engrs but banking and finance graduates, look where they are today.

ITbomb:
Reminds me of Union Bank, those days, their old fat women used to make someone hate going to bank.
Them felt as if they were doing you a favor to attend to you.

I guess they never knew that someday people would be avoiding them like plague. Even to use their ATM, I rather trek a few distance to the next bank cos I don't know how many years it might take to resolve any ATM issues

Hahahaha..
Oh you spoke my mind.
Even the younger staff look like they've never seen civilisation, acting like they're doing you a favor.

No lies, the week I opened my account was the week I closed it, two days interval.

obataokenwa:
There is a spirit behind that evil habit. whenever the urge comes, use this words... I rebuke you unclean spirit and cast you out of my mind in Jesus name.... watch the urge will die off instantly and will reoccur again after some minutes.. keep saying it till the urge die naturally and you become free. I used it to kill fornication.

Addictedtodrugs it's true o.

farouk0403:
If you have never percieve it, then its obvious that you have never come across a notorious bleacher

But I see some of them around when I move about.

farouk0403:
I like fair girls but i dislike bleachers.

But can you tell the difference?

*But this fish smell is a myth to me though. I am yet to perceive it from anyone.

sekxy:
don't mind him..he wants you to subscribe to his foolishness. ...he needs to make money thereby forcing you to watch the video

Fortuneteller is this your alternate moniker?
If not, she`s damn rude!

Foul mouthed

Fortuneteller, do watch my other videos too, i`d like to feel your reaction

There is flood everywhere.
Don't ever make the mistake of driving through a flooded road in a terrain you don't know well.
Just look at this:
-Rachael



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkmLdeyENuE

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FortuneTeller:
Look closely dear. Neither one is touching the sky or any cloud. It is coming directly from the ground.

Gosh!
I have heard Nigerians are like this.

How can you talk so confidently without watching the videos first?

FortuneTeller:
Look closely and you will see the water does not even reach the sky. Both streams of water are coming from the ground. Those are geysers. Nigerians are already blaming juju. Sad...

How can that be Geyser?
Gosh!
Did you even play at least ONE of the two videos

dtruth50:
hmm God is great

Same thought I had for a while looking at the video.

Magic is happening all around us. Humans are just too busy to see.

malificent:
Geyser?

In Geyser, water shoots up. Hot water

But here, the camera shows the rain from heaven. Clouds.
You can see the water pouring down and splashing as against shooting up.
You can see the people having a feel of it in the first video

But the "black and white" photo woman does not look like the "colored" photo woman

Another one in Ghana


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQD6zFxk1SY