sikowitz17:
the day he came for us, he wasn't small ooo...he was the soldiers last resort to controlling us..the fear of adebayo is the beginning of wisdom...I chop slap one morning for front of cadets mess cos I wear ash inner under my white t shirt..doe it wasn't adebayo that slapped me but those prep wingers are not here abeg..with that iron wey dem dey put under boot

that kind slap wey u go chop to eat normal food no go hungry u again

sikowitz17:
SSC course 45 screening mates...I found him on Instagram.... The only cadet that will say pin and everywhere will be silent..ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...Adebayo

Lol see as him small..una no comot una slippers flog him head ni

EVarn:
Hopefully,if we both get shortlisted,you'll get a chance to buy me that drink.

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EVarn:
I understand not everyone is very brave. But if you genuinely love the army, then you should try your best to join. It is good that you are afraid, I'd think you foo!ish if you aren't, and I sincerely don't think we need people who will freely throw away their lives in service, but people who will freely live to serve.

Fear doesn't make you a coward, as long as your biggest fear is cowardice.

I love d last line. Where can I find u so I'd buy u a drink

Agent23:
Afaka here Afaka there, pls where is Afaka, who are those there, I just want to know what am going into. Though I prepared myself to become an army officer. I applied DSSC last year but this time around I filled SSC. I learnt better chances of getting shortlisted is in SSC.

Lol...Baba say who are those there. Honestly some guys go don dey think say na monsters we dey go stay with for afaka

NNAMDIII:
Oga sir i don't know if they've changed anything sha , I'm sure that it won't take a regular up to 10 months to hang lieutenant and it'll take SSC 3years

No baba. It's no longer 3 years

NNAMDIII:
Termer 2 go first you hang captain so how are they your juniors?

I disagree. Officially I know SSC will be mates with terma 3 although other factors can hinder someone

ugo4u:
Take it or leave it, SSC will be training at Afaka(NDA new site) while DSSC cadets will train at NDA(Old site, Ribadu).
All of you must suffer irrespective of the course, Those at Afaka will nearly die, but they won't die, Even terma1 that will be about three months older than you will chawuz ur skulls. Is that clear?!!!!!

But terma 1 nd 2 are supposed to be ssc juniors na

sikowitz17:
we go again brother....this is our time.. Lol they said their father has cardiomegaly...the guy that did my chest xray was so careless..
God knows best..don't worry this time we would sing victory songs...after 9 months, morale go high

Sapiosexuall:


The pop falls on the 23rd. Thanks so much for your response

Someone just said that NA said Corp members that will pass out October can apply nd i jus checkled he is correct. U can use ur call up letter but if you want to wait still, no harm in that too

ugo4u:

omo! that's automatic disqualification. Better start treatment immediately if you are positive.

Take this advice and please visit a hospital o. Don't start going the herbal way unless of course you have a tested and trusted formula

Sapiosexuall:
Please I have filled the application except for uploading discharge certificate. I will pass out from nysc next month, is there an effect if I upload my call up letter to show I will be done by next month instead?. Thanks

What is d date for ur pop? If it's b4 28th of next month just chill till you get it

KODACK:


Hehehe.

As a medical practitioner and an I.T(programming/network) enthusiast/guru am sure there is much I can give to the army.

On field and in office!

Only you. You be senior man jare. Wish u success

KODACK:


Apply
Original honey to help reduce the scar first.

After washing the honey off your skin

You can then, apply
Cucumber to reduce the wrinkle effect

See beauticians o...wetin u wan go find for army ni

ugo4u:

It's possible for someone to guess most especially when the BVNs are similar, just like phone numbers. Even me sef no sabi my BVN, I had to dial the USSD code to retrieve mine.

True shaa. He should just call help line or mail support

ugo4u:

Nigerians... And last minute mbagaaaari!!! e dey our blood.
You can't reprint those forms except they reopen the portal, which is unlikely. Simply look for someone that has not filled his to photocopy. I would have mailed you the soft copy but unfortunately it is not in PDF format. But seroiusly what have you being doing since? situations such as urs has being foretold weeks b4 now but why you chose to ignore the warning/heed to the advice is quite astonishing, last last na so the second coming of Christ (Rapture go be).

This legendary comment was made last year. Please you guys should print your forms in time and also save soft copies o. Don't wait till the last day, let us destroy the spirit of last minute mbagaaari

KennethNnolim:


This can only mean that someone has used a random number which happens to be your BVN to register (probably a double registration trying to increase his chances of being selected). If this happens to be the case then it's not fair on ourselves. These people doing this must have gone through the thread and read that BVN details doesn't matter now until documents vetting when shortlisted. But we should be mindful of hindering a brother's progress out of selfishness. I think the only possible solution is for you to try using random numbers since they won't be verified until during screening.

He should call help line. I don't think anyone has posted his or her bvn here b4. My siblings don't even know my bvn talk more of friends.

eniolaamos7:


That's why till today Nigerian army have not been able to completely defeat the boko harams. Those at the war fronts have the brains you just talked about but not the mind. Thugs, diehard criminals are everywhere not caring if tomorrow will come. They should be enlisted into the Nigerian army and given further training. By that time we will be able to surmount the insurgents of the boko harams. People that will make the list will be brainiacs, who do not even have an iota of strength for battle. Mind you, having a huge physique does not make you qualified for battle.

Thugs and die hard criminals ke. ..that was the mistake police made when they started sars. They wanted to fight fire with fire but now they are starting to train police officers specially for anti robbery. Trust me the 9 months will bring out the thug in you albeit an intelligent thug.

Maleeq01:
My DSSC 24 experience in 20BN Serti Baruwa Taraba State.
The journey from KD to Taraba was a 2 days journey, 16 hours from KD to jalingo and 3 hours from jalingo to serti ( i hear am no b small). Arrived 20BN serti very early in the morning, was signed in at the gate and was welcomed quite hospitably, i know say na formalities sha. Some candidates were already checked in and were seated on d floor @ parade ground already (this was to be our daily routine). We were to sign in at anoda spot inside were we were issued our mattresses and some 'yaro boys' were to help us carry them and show us to our hostels. Quickly changed into my salala, carrried my file and doubled up to d parade ground, i was d second pesin from my state (Osun), d first pesin was automatically d state leader, chest numbers were scattered on d floor, I picked OS11.
D main activity kicked of d following day, we were addressed by d board secretary Lt Colonel AU Abdul, board chairman Colonel DM Oyekola, d chetah of 20BN LT Colonel MS Adamu and Board president Maj Gen AB Omozoje, we started with certificate verification, this was done in the cheetah hall, were all ur credentials were vetted and any discrepancy found meant u'll be in d next available car to ur village and this was when d 1st set of casualties occured, Naso men begin drop o, e no funny @ all, i particularly felt sorry for one of my village men, bros resumed late on friday evening, didn't come with his ECG, went along with odas who didn't come with theirs to jalingo to do it on Sunday (this was cordinated by WO Faleye, lol, if u were in serti and u don't remember Faleye, u deserve sleep guard room), and bros was evicted on Monday morning.
Next was d 'almighty medicals', actually there nothing almighty about medicals until d day result was announced, stay tunned. Medicals was done in d MRS, CMD was Colonel Okoigi, i and my village men bought dis man's job, we pin head sotey hair no gree grow for dat part of our head again. One fair lieutenant was d guy in charge of proceeding. Medicals was divided into 4 segments:
1. Vitals: weight, height and BP: Brethren watch ur weight o and knw ur BMI (Body mass index). Some guys used BP suppresants and it was detected in their blood, so be wise.
2. Blood and Urine:This one is straightforward. My advice, drink a lot of water on dat day so ur urine can be clear.
3. Physicals: lol, u can see i'm laffing already. Shey u knw d way u use to be in d bathroom, ehen, naso u go de, naked and happy, lol. They'll check ur balls, check for pile, tatoos and body inscriptions, flat foots among others. I was checked by a female, she was just playing with my john thomas
4. Xrays
They latter did eye test after d above mentioned. Shortsigtedness, longsightedness and colour blindness.
Medicals lasted for five days. Whenever Major Bamiteko start shouting "is dat clear, is dat clear" upandan eh, just knw some candidates r about to be summourned by their village ppl. All d "big boys" gathered in d MRS, then Maj Gen Omozoje addressed the candidates, the atmosphere was worse than a burial, d silence was deafening, almost everybody in d MRS can out to witness d occassion. The board secretary took d mic and commenced, AB1 was d first casualty, brethren, more than half of d remaining candidates were dropped for one medical condition or d other, when ure called ur identity (chest number) is retrieved and u go in for counselling. I refused to pick my village people's call and 16 of us from my state were still standing after d medicals ( winch people, dem no gree go house, lol).
An exam was administered after d medicals along with a psychology test. The exam comprised of an essay "why i want to join the Nigerian army", this topic is almost always constant along with other objective questions, maths, english and current affairs. The psychology test was tricky, if u lie in d first question, be ready to lie till the end, so be wise.
We later reassemble on the parade ground were Major Bamiteko addressed us, i'm going to use verbatim here "all of u sitted here av been declared medically fit, which means i can deal with u to d fullest but i won't do that because tomorrow is going to be a life changing experience for you (interjection: d 3.2km race was slated for d next day), when ure running tomorrow, think of poverty, ure going to be running out of poverty, but when ure running and u begin to see white things please stop, or u see something like a coffin, please respect ursef (we all erupted into laughter). We retired for d day to prepare for d next day.
D next day wic was on a Saturday was a crazy day for I and my village men, because we ended our business in Serti on that very day. In d course of d medicals, we did a kind of "raffle draw" were numbers were written in papers and state leaders were asked to pick, d number he/she picks is d other in wic d interview was arranged, for example, we picked number 8, hence we were d eight state to be interviewed, that was y we did our interview on d very same day we ran. This idea was brought by d board chairman Colonel Oyekola.
At about 5am we were gathered @ d parade ground and briefed about d exercise. We marched outside d barracks were all cars were stopped and travellers became spectators. Naso we begin run o, we ran to a point and back into d barrack, we were given tags along d way so no short cut to heaven, a lady from Oyo was d "stallion" d gal run finish, sleep wake up me i still de run, lol, i heard she didn't make it d list though. Your's truly landed in 4th cage Aka i cannot coman die cage, lol. We were graded 1st cage 10 points, 2nd cage 8 points, 3rd cage 6points, 4th cage 4points and 5th cage 2points. Next was push ups and sit ups, already tired and exhausted but na we say we wan join army na, oya double up, lol. Come see different styles and forms of push ups and sit ups, i laff tire. After dat was obstacle crossing, actually na only one obstacle o, we climb one long rope like that to touch d metal bar, i couldn't do it o, aswear @ that point, my life battery was @ 1%, i just jejely go siddown, afterall dem no de beat pesin.
States with number number 1-10 were told to goan prepare for d interview dat afternoon/ evening. I was like kuku kill us na, then i remember say army job na mad man job, i reset sharply. D board chairman had already told us he doesn't want to see any form of hair on our head or face, though i had reduced d forest on my head b4 heading off to serti but some shrubs had started growing again. D fear of an officer's threat is d beginning of wisdom, i located d barber's shop and met a crowd, chai, see those yeye soldiers gladly reshaping our heads into rocks, all of us con resemble each other, lol. After d cut, went to d hostel, had my bath and wore a new set of everything: white shirt, singlet and shoe and blue short and evn boxers sef and set out to d conference room. I didn't have my interview until past 10pm, it was a friendly one, one Colonel was asking me about football, in my mind i was like " this one no knw me sha" lol, 2 field related questions, i got one and banged d other. D board president asked y i didn't apply SSC due to my young age, i had already envisaged this so my answer was a well rehearsed pitch, so he asked that if i was offered SSC instead of DSSC will i take it, my answer was yes o, all die na die, d next guy was about to ask a question, naso nepa carry light, lol, naso dem say mk i carry my wahala go o. D next morning i packed my kaya, signed out and left my beloved Serti.
2 weeks later, list was out and i couldn't find my name, for d 1st time in a long while i cried, i was so close to achieving my dream, so close to my eureka moment, but it just wasn't meant to be. Now, form is out and we go again.
PS: pardon any typo errors, biko na phone i de use type. Just felt i like doing this for posterity sake.
#victoryisfromGodalone

Thanks we've learnt a lot from this.

Estringx:
After registration, will I be able to print out whatever I want to print? Please I need an answer because I want to register with my phone ASAP.

Yes you can. But please don't use opera mini o

Mayor555:


Anyone can check you male or female doctor. A brother was checked by a female doctor last screening... SSC



Obviously, You've not gone for the screening before.

Yes I've not but from my findings, yes sometimes female officers check male applicants but I've never heard of male officers checking female applicants. Things might have changed though

merit1988:
pls sir,bad dentition includes having gap teeth? And the unclothedness part, will it include the women too?

Gap teeth is like having dimples, it can't disqualify u. As for the second question, I believe yes though you will be checked by female officers.

Prudent5217:


I have made it a habit of completing at least 3.7km every morning. Just working on trying to complete 4km in atmost 18mins. Not easy but Morale is high

Last enlistment I started completing 3.7 in 15 minutes then I won't stop, I'll jof back home.

Handsomebb:

Lol.....I can comprehend, last enlistment I developed knee injury for severe jogging.
All for the passion but it's worth it.

So I'm not alone on this table. I jogged to a point my knee started aching but I kept going.
Once again make nobody wey no serious waste our space biko
We shall be victorious

ugo4u:

Apply for corp similar to your course of study, maybe Finance or supply and transport. When they first opened the portal economic and marketing where listed under S&T, but seems like they've removed it, just try sha. In the column for corp just select different corps then go to the column for discipline and check if your course will pop up, sometimes some courses are listed in some corp but they didn't appear in the advertisement.

Another extreme measure will be to open a new account and tactically change the last digit of ur BVN in order for you to apply (making it look like an innocent error), then if you're shortlisted you go with the correct stuff and if asked why the discrepancy (which I don't think they would), you speak all the English wey dey ur head convincingly, you have to bring ur A game in lying. The BVN won't stop you from being shortlisted for the first stage.


So choose the lesser evil, you don already do mistake.

See bad guy. U wise jare

ugo4u:

Hope you ain't using opera mini? Use Google Chrome there is a column for height, course of study etc

Lol nobody uses opera mini for important things jare. Unless u want to open goal.com

samobaba4u:

To be sincere with you, your name will not surface among those that would be consider for shortlistment. You will do yourself a good if you can make it 27 by this September.
Your case is just like what pushed me to dig further last year. I argued with a friend and put in for last DSDC with 30yrs when the instruction says between 20 and 30 years. I went ahead and submitted the application thinking that I have perfected everything. When I discussed with a Lieutenant friend of mine how I filled my form, he told me I was over-age and I argued having been 99% sure of been shortlisted. So I decided to call those numbers and was told categorically that I was not qualify that I would be 31yrs by that January 2019 despite the fact that I just marked my 30th late 2018. That was how I knew the reason why I was told I was over-age the last time I faced Air force selection board. I thought the board secretary didn't like me when he told the chairman that the candidate is over-age because they said 29yrs I I just marked my 29yr before I went for the interview but I was wrong. He never hate me. I should have made my enquiries then but I still do strong head and put in for NA the following year. I want you all to learn from my experience that's why I'm sharing it for all of you. Thanks God Army increased the age to 32 this time. I will try my luck for the last time since 2011 that I've been applying.

Thanks for the information bro. We pray for victory

Gisborne6:
I'm confused someone pls help thr wrote on d site application submitted prior to 14 August is null and thr still said no double application

All prior applications are VOID. You can reapply in peace.

How far hv you settled that last year issue

ugo4u:
It's official you can now apply in peace.
See like the thread done catch fire, after the exercise all of una go run 440. Even those that got enlisted last year all of them done jaapa,(nobody one help out with one or two information).
It's well sha, if you're seeing this and you're lucky to make the final list remember "no matter where you go remember the road that will lead you home" no be to hang pip be the matter o, you have to give back to the society(thread) by giving advisories where necessary cos of newbies etc.
And for those that will not print their photo slip I've got you covered sha because I know say even if person shout from today till eternity make Una print photo slip and other documents some people must dey wey no go still print the slip, that one na dole.
I wish you all including the veterans like myself and newbies success. Hopefully we will have a reason to smile at the end.
Victory is from God alone.

Again we go. We pray for victory this time

eclipsehemmy:
I know it's been long I dropped a comment here.... But gentlemen get ready... Dssc25 and SSC46 would be out next week..... You heard it from here first.... Take it or leave it

� we go again

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Riversides2003:


Which type do u want, I have couple tokunbos pm me your watsapp number.

I'm in need of one too. Location is port Harcourt. I sent you a mail already