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E be like say na ifeanyi be the agent of those girls and he is bittered by the stoppage in the biz, no more hire and clients are waiting. I can relate.

TheHistorian:
Can someone send me that song again? I want to delete it

Don't worry, av added it to mine, everything is now in the recycle bin.

TheHistorian:
What is he feeling like??

When other musicians are attaining greater heights of being ambassadors to worldwide multinationals.

He's here joyful over some worthless tricycle picture poster.

Upon you being a historian, I ve never read of u or laid my hands on your piece b4 today na.... Even today you goofed!

I will like to also hear the comment of his friends, whom am sure, would have called him different names and passed insults like: 'egbe ni e, o ti go, otay ni e, o o ja, o ti maga e, u dey dull' and the likes.
I now wait here to read again that out of pity or compassion, one of them volunteers to go to prison with him.
Yeye, he too wan form big boy.
The reason I feel so much concerned is that there was a time I was almost tempted in a similar case, but I let go. I paid the girl and she felt like a mifiaress but today, am still alive and have freedom.. a lesson for the 'Burna boiz' in town.

Vibrant and effective marketing strategy. Kudos!

No be dar girl with that big nyansh be DAT?

COOLDK:
What are you saying sir?

What is the different between "AN OLD WINE IN NEW BOTTLE" and "A NEW BOTTLE WITH AN OLD WINE"?

Some pple have started banishing me, they don't like hugging the truth and that's why they keep kissing the pains everyday of their lives.
Abeg I dey come, let me quickly go and attend to them.

NigerDeltan:
What is this one even saying?

Trying so hard to bring Jonathan into this mess, u must be maaad!

Never cry, the moment remains small!
We are closer to them more than you do, we see them closely on their daily activities.
If u like trbalise this fact again, igbeyin lo n ye oloku ada.

Still, Gej went to rest but never did that in peace!
His name here and there.
When we were complainng back then that he was incapacitated of handling the affair of a whole country like Nigeria back then, they tribalised the holistic fact.
Now, he is supposed to rest now just like Obj n co but his incompetence back then will never agree with him... Ta ba wi fun omo eni, ki orisa oke je o gbo. And he was salivating on 2nd term as if it was not his subordinates that were dictating for him back then. Iiish!
The same fate awaits Buhari too if he is not careful with these nonsense dgs, directors n co. They are more wicked, heartless and ruthless than their (these) cohorts called polithievesians. Oorr, wetin o dey talk sef,no be their earthworm dey even turn to snake?

The last tym I saw him was on Vanguard Newspaper!

hazyfm1:
Misleading Headline/ Story


OP should learn Sarcasm

Which one is misleading there? Person neglected ego and stepped fwd to seek solution to his problem, u dey there dey type English. U better tell us your problem too may be we fit get soln for u. Iiish!

I received this message from Etisalat this morning. I actually did little research and did not find substantial info on their site nor anywhere. Since i believe this is where I could get adequate information about the loan, I thereby wish to seek the advice or guidance of experienced people here on how it works. I learnt its been launched since around July but I just got the alert now.
As I have choked up schedule denying me of going to their office for now, and you know all these their call centre agents, I believe more reliable info can be gotten through this means cos me I need loan o.
Pls advice via practical experience will be more appreciated.
Thanks

Gossiplover:
this is good. the greatest world bests... Ronaldo and Messi

Unlike Okocha wey dey claim nonsense.
Uhn, good thing dey enter him eye, the time e dey do anyhow for super eagles that tym, we dey warn am but he dey turn deaf ear, he com dey glue for world best now. Make he go carry him boot na.

izombie:
But nobody forced them to make that promise. They wanted power at all cost, even if they had to promise heaven and earth. Now that they have that power they are trying to tell us that they are fulfilling those promises even when its crystal clear that they are making things worse.

Really, they failed woefully according to the promises in that manifesto but I have a feeling that this present dispensation is greatly better than the immediate past one... That scores the worst dispensation in this current republic.

All these trials here and there will atleast sanitise our govt depts a bit, it will caution those reckless directors to an extent.

An ex-president has been jailed in this country b4 so no big deal.

ideology:
no mind them, selfish people



All I see in the meeting is Tinubu scheming

Wow! Deep Thinking!
It might actually be a force towards 2019. Whichever way, my instinct keeps informing me that the meeting is not to the benefits of their subjects.
They want more power to rule, they are not interested in leading...

If you hear this kind of headline and you dont realise that it has to do with a group interest, then that means you don't understand Nigerian politics.

Creative indeed! Some pple sha, they will just be desperate when they want to fvck. Why didn't he write the address in pidgin?

Primary school things

isnovic:
The Choice for Nigerians come 2019 is indeed very clear.

To continue with the failure of APC, repression of the press, ethnocentric presidency, ethnic division, a government for a certain few, impunity, high-handedness, I know it all-I know what is good for you Presidency or chart a different path.

A much more grounded president, a listening one, one not made by people but by the vote of the Nigeria people and hence answerable to it. One who is bold enough to implement the restructure we seek. One who will see through a constitution repeal and a re-write of a people friendly one or adoption of one tailored to our peculiarity.

These are the choices before Nigerians 2019.

We cannot continue like this, for the world is not waiting for us to get our acts right. Soon we will be the dreg/scum of the world at this rate.

And the person is....




Pls don't mention Atiku, you will spoil my day.

Naija which way?

I was awestruck after finding out that no Nigerian was in the event
Applying the new word.
O ya, Englishmen, judge me.

PointB:
Not hyping the issue.

I made a comment stating my displeasure. A few ignorant muses did have issue with my position. I was just happy to oblige.
That said, Nigeria Army is making it a happy posing with dead bodies; it's not a one off, and shouldn't be excuse as such. Perhaps, if we continue to state our displeasure, they'll understand we don't approve of their behaviour.

Noted!

SalamRushdie:
Ofcourse we all knew Buhari had to be aware of Mainas appointment because it was a top level appointment and only the Presidency can give the nod for such appointment to happen . Buhari must also do the right thing by also disengaging himself from the office of yhe President if he has any honour or except tge honour he has is the proverbial honor amongst thieves ... Sarrki where are you when I need your patriotic endorsements na

Its not a crime to endorse an appointment innerror but embezzling $2m is a No No!

PointB:
I don't see the point in posing with dead bodies.

We condemn it when Boko Haram do it, it doesn't make it better if it's done by the army. I don't see US soldiers pose with dead bodies. Yet I have no doubt they've killed more terrorists than Nigeria soldiers can even imagine.

It was only one out of them that made that bad move and I think ies pardonable. And as well should be corrected to avoid subsequent occurrence.
Mw, u should understand that its not easy, blood flows through their veins, so let's move on instead of hyping that as issue again.

morereb10:
Presidential aide on social media, Lauretta Onochie has lashed out on Femi Fani-Kayode, former aviation minister, for describing President Muhammadu Buhari as a “closet radical Islamist and Christian-hating mass murderer and salafist.”

Fani-Kayode on Sunday, October 22, shared a tweet where he said President Buhari was and I quote; “Christian-hating mass murderer.” Reacting through her Twitter handle, Onochie asked the former minister to get a life since the IPOB he was allegedly using as a tool to fight the government was no more.

Sharing Fani-Kayode’s post, she tweeted:

“There’s life after IPOB. get a life, Femi Fani-Kayode! “Igbo traditional leaders, south east governors, Igbo opinion leaders and even His Royal Cluelessness, ex-pres. Goodluck Jonathan, have all denounced your boy, Nnamdi Kanu and his idea of Biafra.

“It’s over. Go to rehab, clean up and get a life. Thank you. You are a Christian. Your are also a criminal.”

Editor's Note:

Frankly, I am indeed disappointed of how Nigeria government has degenerated to this kind of stupidity. Even if former government officials are bent on throwing tantrums, (which is what they are suppose to do as opposition parties) does that make the incumbent government stupid?

How can this lady be insulting an ex president of this country Goodluck Jonathan officially? Yes he can be insulted on social media and other places by the citizens but not through official channels and her words are too harsh. She can insult FFK, I don't care but an ex president? He is not his mate for God sake.

What do you think guys?

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/10/presidency-mocks-ffk-ex-pres-jonathan.html

Op, u dey jonzzz. Did u read the part where former govt official insulted the seating president? Finish that that topic first b4 jumping to the one wey no consiiiign u.

anuoluwapo884:
Sad You dressed to kill nice package

Is that other people's comment?

KEVIND:
Failed promises of Buhari.


1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities.

2. Ban on all government officials from seeking medical care abroad.

3. Implementation of the National Gender Policy, including 35% of appointive positions for women.

4. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company.

5. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power supply within 10 years.

6. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory.

7. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state).

8. Three million Jobs per year.

9.. Provision of allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for Twelve (12) months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programme.

10. Making the economy one of the fastest-growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging 10% annually.

11. Building an airport in Ekiti State.

12. Eradication of state of origin, replacing that with state of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first before anything else.

13. All political office holders earn only the salaries and emoluments determined and approved by the Revenue Mobilisation and Fiscal Commission (RMFAC).

14. Reviving and reactivating the minimally performing refineries to optimum capacity.

15.Creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter.

16. Construction of 3,000km of superhighway including service trunks.

17. At least one functioning airport is available in each of the 36 states.

18 Establishing at least six new universities of science and technology with satellite campuses in various states.

19. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70%.


20. Improving life expectancy by additional 10 years on average.

21. Increasing the number of physicians from 19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000.

22. Increasing the quality of all federal government-owned hospitals to world class standard within five years.

23. Requiring full disclosure in media outlets, of all government contracts over N100 million prior to award and during implementation at regular interval.

24. Free maternal and children healthcare services.

26. Stabilising the naira.

27. Ensuring compliance with policies and measures to halt the pollution of rivers and waterways in the Niger Delta and other parts of the country.

28. Free education at primary, secondary and tertiary institutions for Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) and

The time wey sickness wan kill another person's person, he no go run go UK?
Make sickness com kill am because of ordinary propaganda bah?

Wow

When there is no hope in ur country

Wawu!
Puma & Nigeria Police... they are like Tom & Jerry.
This Judge sef