₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
If your wife doesn't have your pictures, she must be the dumbest person alive.

SHE MIGHT BE A CONSPIRATOR U KNOW?

obamabinladen:
Shataaap

SEE HOW U ARE INSULTING UR ELDERS AND VERY SOON, U WILL BE DREAMING OF BECOMING ONE.... YOU BA?

obamabinladen:
They just want to frustrate Osibanjo but his cone headed people don't know this.

TRIBALISM NO DEY TIRE U? AT UR AGE....

WETIN DEM TOO 4GET? AFTER DIGGING SUCH HOLE...

Tolexander:
Nothing so bad in the nigerian detectives snapping with Evans after a long term of evading arrest.

Snapping with Evans to the Police Detectives is just like winning the Olympic Gold medal and snapping pictures with it.

U R D BEST COMMENTATOR OF D MONTH, I GIV IT 2 U!
BTW, WETIN DEY WORRY KATE HENSHAW SEF? WHO IS KATE HENSHAW.... IN ABBA KYARI'S VOICE. SHE NEVER CORRECT ALL THE NONSENSE WEY DEM DEY DO FOR NOLLYWOOD, NA NPF SHE DEY GO, NONSENSE! . FOR NOLLYWOOD WEY 'NURSE GO FAINT AFTER HEARING SAD NEWS (FROM VILLAGE) IN THE HOSPITAL, THE DOCTOR GO STILL DEY SHOUT, BRING AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE FOR WHAT NA?

obiemurphy:
I've really taken my time to notice how this Nairaland forum is bent on defaming and painting a particular region black....and it is really unexplainable how all their news mostly crimes are related to the Igbo extraction of Nigeria.Your names are Seun and lalastica, I don't know what tribe u guys are from, but I wanna ask you these questions
1.Is it only in Igboland do have reports of crimes and horrible news?
2.why are u guyz so quick to publish an article that is crime related if the person/people involve are Igbos but if is other tribes u might not even mention the persons name....you will use "a nigerian man......."
What has Ndigbo done to u guyz..? I really need answers

UR PEEPS SHOUT LOUDER THAN OTHERS AND THEY GET THE KARMA THROUGH THEIR NEWS. SINFU!

sekxy:
lol....okay

THIS UR NAME SEF....

sekxy:
1) sorry for the typos

WETIN CONSIGN ME? ITS UR TYPOS.

WHO SEND THESE ONES DEY CLAW FOR PUBLIC, PIKINS!

UNA KID BROTHERS DEY HIGHER INSTITUTIONS DEY KILL DEMSELVES, CONTINU!

i NEVER KNEW HER BUT I KNOW FUNKE VERY WELL

wtfcoded:
What he did is what he's supposed to do.
If he was killed, we might not be agitating our biafra today...hope u're enlightened?

OH, HE WHO FIGHT AND RUN... OKAY, SO, KANU WILL STILL RUN TOO.... NO PROBLEM, I NOW UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF BIAFRA.




BIAFRA= BEWARE, RUN FA!

JUST CAME IN HERE TO SAY 'SHARAAP!
LET ME COME AND BE GOING....'

wtfcoded:
I don't need to ask ojukwu, I'm igbo n i know what happened.
We are not cowards like ur people, if not for the foreigners that aided Nigerian troops, u won't be here spewing thrash.
Now the world is aware of the whole truth, u don't wanna fight Biafrans again.

GOOD! ARE YOU ALSO AWARE DAT HE RAN FOR HIS DEAR LIFE?

Tahrah:
Okay I've noticed you.In clear terms,the governor should be thinking of how to pay the retired workers their pension.The people don't even want war.They've always been peaceful in their protests.

Now..........Swerve.

thanx for correcting ur erroneous opinion and i assure you dat av moved on immediately i noticed that...

wtfcoded:
Must we fight to achieve our biafra?
What happened to our peaceful protest?
This non Biafrans are making it look like we're bringing war to 'em...is it jealousy on being on our own?,is it cowardness?,is it stupidity?, or is it prematureness of the non Biafrans?
We igbos don't wanna shed anybody's blood,but if they wanna go to war, then lets take 'em to the war

go and ask the scores from ojukwu.

BestOnlineDeals:
I was hoping they would make it more interesting though. Pitching McGregor against Mayweather in a strictly boxing match is similar to pitching Mayweather against McGregor in a kickboxing match. Understand?

maybe they rope/tie one of weather's fist to his waist to balance up or what do u think?

Tahrah:
This governor wey people dey commit suicide for him state anyhow.First go and pay your retired workers their pension.Shey na person wey never chop dey fight war?

COMMENTS LIKE THIS DECEIVE ME, THINKING THAT 'F' STANDS FOR F00LISHNESS. COME FOR MY HEAD, AM INSIDE MY ROOM.

ARE THESE NOT THE GUYS THAT LIVE FAKE LIVES IN ABUJA GARDENS?

mario.... 90s kids should complete this. restricted to SW

BestOnlineDeals:
Boxing: Fists

Kick boxing: Fists, elbows, knees, legs

boxing has more focus on one skill compared to KB where u need to use many skills; unfortunate for mcgregor, he will not be able to use other parts of his body apart from the fist

rheether:
E Don tey wea Atiku wan become president of Nigeria

pls let us pity him come 2019

seunny4lif:
Name must be checked
Biafra rep of Cocaine
Reporting live from Lome Togo
Somebody please help with another pics
.

International Practitioners Of Banditry... HIPOB!

"Yes, I have small boobs but my Tips are bombshell. You don’t have to own monstrous boobs to feel you have great boobs. In fact the main treat of a boob is the Tip and I have the longest, most tantalising and sexiest Tips you have ever seen,"
All these FLATI girls sha, shay na movie she wan do ni abi mojo... na wa 0!
When a young girl lacks brain, her cat will suffer... that Pete Edoche's meme.

no developer could develop england for tem here... o ma shay o!

Rakitic4:
1. Nations like USA and North Korea are
testing ballistic missiles and Nuclear
weapons. Our dear country is dragging
Jollof rice supremacy with Ghana and
Senegal. Bikonu who did this to us? .


2. Have been having chest pain since
one slay queen told me "Beauty Lies In
The Eyes Of The *Decoder*" Abeg Sis,
which decoder DSTV abi GOTV Hold
me abeg I no wan faint .


3.That awkward moment When you are
too single that even when you type
"kissing" auto correct changes it to
"kidding."...... May your story change in
this 2017 .


4.People on WhatsApp that their status
has been "At the gym" for the past 3
yrs..Please are you preparing to destroy
the world? .


5.You will tell a guy you're single and he
will be like "That can't be TRUE" Uncle,
if you want toast, toast, don't be
dragging my singleness with me, is it
your singleness?? .


6.Some boys will wake up 2am to pee
and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't
Sleep" Idiot Who are You Deceiving
Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling
fine. .


7.Some guys and their indirect insults
sha. Please what is the meaning of "As I
see that trouser, I just know say na
you" Wicked pple... .


8. The reason why Nigerian women did
not go to the Olympics in Brazil because
they were afraid of meeting the owners
of their hair! BRAZILIAN HAIR .


9. Disaster is when you steal meat from
the pot, and you can't recall whether
the spoon was on top or inside the pot.
.


10. The way some people are black in
NIGERIA ehhhh ,if you shoot dem in the
night...the bullet will come back to you
and ask for torchlight. .


11.When You Want to Charge your
phone In a Football Viewing centre and
You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during
penalty shoot out.. shey you remember
when your mum always tell you that
your phone will kill you one day ?.. The
moment has finally come.. Just get
ready to die .


12. People will be doing "is that one
this,is that one that" thats how they will
do when trumpet blow,they will say
"trumpet that blow and left me
behind,is that one trumpet?? .


13. In Hollywood Merlin will just say
two words and a fire breathing dragon
will appear. In Nollywood ike mbe of
amadioha shrine will recite a whole
book of incantations (280 pages) just to
off candle Then he will tell you to bring
the following - 8 virgin rats - 10 married
ants - 3 pregnant mosquitoes - 2 lesbian
hens To appease the Gods naija i
respect una hustle...


14. That awkward moment when a
5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle
of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I
mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not
Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke
dat looks like Pepsi.


15. That moment wen your phone
battery is 3%, seeing your landlord
upload a pic with His family on Facebook
and you quickly try to comment "Kul
People" but auto correct changed it to
"Cult People" just before your battery
went off See!!! Don't bother trying to
explain, just find another house...

mugabe on it again... heh heh heh.

taylor88:
one naija remaineth d greatest scam from Ancestors


falz no worries

wen we need u in ph u go get visa

fraud! ph is not part of biafra.

kokoA:
People are different sha. I drive better when I am high.

when u r medium not high...

brunofarad:
If you misbehave for this place eh
Na panel beating go sure for you

MILITARY ZONE KEEP OFF
https://s18.postimg.org/gy8ofpqah/myre_1.gif

o ya remove that spider wey u put for my screen...

Unimaginable123:
when I graduated from university, u were still in kindergarten

PROVE IT... I GRADUATED 2006. PLS DONT LIE.

WEN I FIRST SAW ;DEFEND', I THOUGHT IT WAS IN A COURT OF LAW...

Unimaginable123:
If NDDC Director wants to bribe you, it's mere N150,000. Lies from the pit of the hell. Can u even bribe a youth leader or a student union leader with 150k?

GET THROUGH WITH YOUR TERTIARY EDUCATION AND COME TO REAL LIFE... YOU WILL ENCOUNTER WHAT YOU RE MISSING.