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LEADERS INDEED!

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO RECOVER THE MONEY SPENT ON THE BEER COS I KNOW THE BUDGET WILL BE PADDED.

ALL NIGERIANS ARE COMEDIANS AND ALL COMEDIANS ARE NIGERIANS.

internationalman:
Bro please give them quickly next time cause they might shoot u for refusing.

SOMEBODY HAS SPOKEN NOW! B4 DEM GO COUNT 'ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE' FOR UR HEAD!

NwaAmaikpe:


Before I give my diverse suggestions,

Have you asked yourself the question I want to ask you?
For the 3years you were away from her...who serviced her?
Are you trying to tell me for the 3years nobody treated her sores?
I really doubt that.

Some tribe's deities frown against wife-adultery and offenders are punished with childlessness.
This could be the spiritual cause.

Anxiety could also be a factor....when you are so eager for something; it rarely happens and once you take it off your mind, it comes naturally.
This could be the psychological cause.

It could also be the Lord seeing your future and helping you plan. The country is in a recession, don't you think one child is good enough?
Some people don't even have any. You have one yet you are complaining.
This could be the economical cause.

When you were away from the country were you promiscuous? It's possibly you were and contracted an STI that has made you sterile.
Or you were very rough and have used up your own 15litres of Semen.
This could be the biological and physiological cause.

You can only be sure via one way.
Get a sidechick and see if you are still fertile.
Or get a trusted ally to sleep with your wife when she is most fertile..(the day her 'egg white' is transparent and most stretchy)
Either way, you'd have another child.

What's the fuss anyway? If you're so desperate, you can go to an orphanage and adopt a baby or ask your wife to visit a baby factory at Umungasi in Abia.
This is the logical option.

THIS ONE IS JUST WRITING AS IF HE IS A FARMER OR SOMETHING. WHEN DID HE TELL U DAT HE IS DESPERATE TO HAVE A BABY, FOR HIM TO BE TESTING THIS AND TESTING DAT, THAT YOU ARE TYPING HERE (I NO BLAME YOU SHA, NA THE OP MAKE MISTAKE BY SEEKING UR ADVICE, YOU WEY U DEY WATCH NOLLYWOOD ON YOUTUBE WHEN THE POST CAME IN). HOW CAN YOU MENTION DAT HE SHOULD TEST RUN WITH A SIDE CHICK OR VICE VERSA? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF MARRIAGE WELL @OP, MY ADVICE IS TO CONSULT A MEDICAL EXPERT ON THIS, NO AMOUNT OF GOOD ADVICE YOU GET HERE, YOU WILL STILL NOT BE SURE OF WHAT TO DO... B4 SOMEBODY GO COM BREAK UR HOME WITH MYOPIC DIRTY ADVICE.

THEY ARE GODDESSES AND THEY BELONG TO THE GODS/SINATORS.

FATHER WE THANK YOU!

This omo oni boli, where is she leaving? I need to find her!

what is the difference btw this man/woman and that animal that included 'Masturbation' as part of abstinence method in primary school syllabus. In fact Apes are greater than some parents. Say a word to her ko, come and fingah her nii... oshisco!

BBM is just a platform ni, the main thing is that the boy is successful. E gbabge oshi!

these one to go dey call dem selves soldiers; any their bosses know where they can perform sha

VanBommel:
remove benin and warri from that your useless map

u no even happy say he never carry Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom join.... wetin concern? Are you from Nigeria?
U no talk when Middlebelters draw map say na dem be whole Nigeria?

by the look of the space occupied or marked for middlebelt in this map, Nigeria itself should be considered middlebelt sef.... shaki n shay bi ora! OBJ don give dem small voice now, dem don the claim the whole country. smh. na stiii same OBJ dem go still dey open mouth dey call Worst President that ever happened to Nigeria. Awon Oniranu

osile2012:
Wawuuu.

Hgonhu:
Really

StarPlayer:
chei

48noble:
30

xmoohSPP:
AK48

even you
Association of Comment now, think later!


and YOU!

Scarpon:
Funny but it can kill

lets wait n see!

which kind constitution we have in this country? who are the people that sat down together to put up all these things wey dey contradict itself like this? One group go come in the morning come confuse us with constitution, another one go come in the afternoon come confuse us with the same constitution. I wonder not again, EFCC lost 8 cases in 30 seconds. me and person dey argue, he talk say we no get constitution, i dey defend nonsense, only me don realise now. Meanwhile, which one be Section 8 subsection 8 again abi na B the writer wan write because section 68 finish for subsection 3; infact nothing is working again seh: judiciary o, executive o, legislative o, social media, journalist, efcc, nafdac, dss n nia(infact all join). Even me and Seun sef no dey work again, let us go and meet Britain again abeg!

wawu!

na who know say this one still dey do politics?

holatin:
if not for anything, I want the recall to successful so all our sinator go know say, that high seat isn't permanent and can be snatched even before their tenure expire.

at least make dem fear small

all i see is no chill in nigeria @all... comments dey run belle o
some even dey rate BUBU pass glo sef
meanwhile i dont think mike adenuga will be using dat network sef

ok

chibuzorAbia:
I wo fin ye si le!

wA TUN SERE, GBA YII. MO TI KA JU N BE!

chibuzorAbia:
Omo iya wa gba yi!!!

THIS CHIBUZOR MONIKER THO!

jjjjj2017:
I just weak, if we are to do things by age then it means I suppose to handshake him as his age no even old pass mine but the mumu go expect me to prostrate for him. NEVER!

ABI NA, NO VEX JERE! HE IS A LEARNER.

jjjjj2017:
You dey mind that small yahoo boy made king?
The idiot ascend the throne with the assistance of APC abracadabra, no thanks to those corrupt kingmakers.

LOL! LIKE SERIOUSLY, THE GUY NO DEY TRY AT ALL... THIS ONE NO BE HUMILITY AGAIN, NA MUMUNITY. HE NO EVEN REALISE SAY HE IS NEXT TO THE GODS IN THE LAND OF LIVIVG 'ALASE IGBAKEJI ORISA. MUMU! I NO EVEN KNOW THE PERSON WEY CARRY CROWN DASH DIS ONE SEF. HIN DEY REASON AGE (ORDINARY NUMBERS OF YEARS WEY HE DON USE FOR LIFE), HE NO REASON THE HONOUR ATTACHED TO THAT CROWN ON HIS HEAD AT ALL. THAT CROWN IS BIGGER THAN THE COMBINATION OF OSIBANJO AND SARAKI WEY HIN DEY DULL FOR!

“If care is not taken, we are heading towards a serious problem because if they started collating signatures, the man will become a history. The House will not hesitate to concur with us. It’s going to be a one-way affair,” he said.
WON BI IYALAYA YIN DA, GBO GBO YIN LA MA RECALL TE BA DAN RU WO! NA ME TALK SO! (BEATING MY CHEST)

THIS OONI SEF, HE JUST DEY FALL MY HAND. SMALL TYM NOW, PPLE GO DEY CLAMOUR FOR YOUTH TO RULE, NA ONE YOUNG RULER DEY DO LIKE OLOBE... SHAME! ANYWAY, HE IS NOT ALAKE OF EGBA SHA, I THANK GOD FOR THAT.

AyoSammyTunDe:
scam money. abeg what is the reward of FTC. my second FTC today.

TALK TO DAMMY CRANE, YOU HAVE GENUINE REASON.

I THINK THIS MAKES SENSE OR WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Ehiscotch:
Tribalism is the only reason why threads like these make FP.

E PAIN AM!
#PEPESNEH

THIS AMOUNT IS NOT EVEN EQUIVALENT TO WHAT #GATE EMBEZZLED IN 2 YEARS.... MTCHEW!

GHANA, WHERE UNA DEY

YOU NO KNOW ROAD NI?