₦airaland Forum

May God help us!

Sermwell:
I feel going to church is just a waste of time since they are all going to be repeating themselves everyone here in our house is busy preparing for tomorrow's sunday service but I don't see the big deal and I'm already making up my mind not to attend any church service anymore! I'm just tired abeg!! I hope this is normal!

It is normal when the church you attend is Kay Roo Boo where they do service of 11 hrs (9am - 8pm), all through prayers as if spiritual war is 3rd world war and the WORD is not actually given much attention. Another one is where they bore you with 'Owo igba', 'owo awo', 'owo ikoko baba isasun' and the likes. when they will not use good time to teach you how to recoup all the monies back and live a decent life in Christ.. They remix their outdated sermon every week to your hearing, how u no go tire. My brother, find good work, get married if you have not and enjoy the rest of your life (but try to locate a good place of worship where they share the gospel of 'Good Living in Christ' with you.

KillerBeauty:
I recently just got a job and i wasn't offered an employment letter. They just told me my salary, period of probation and when to resume verbally without making it official. I'm kind of skeptical about the offer because the firm is a new one.
I want to know the implication of this before committing myself to the job.

And you call that one job... Na understanding dem dey call am for street, shaybi u sef no drop certificate na

Advanced slavery!
You did not mention the Nature of the Business they run there... But if it is a beer parlour, dont worry your self it is normal.









But if it is a corporate organisation (not recharge card dealers o), that means the owner of the business is one of the Remnants of defunct 'Penny Wise' or 'Wealth Solution' in Dugbe Ibadan. They are wanted by Nigeria People Force, Ibadan Unit, Please report to the nearest place you can lay your hands on. Thanks for being a good citizen of Awa Idia Nashon!

Na inherited problem. Na those Adoke's dem go negotiate 'radarada' just because they had a deal of getting BIG share of the deal. But as Igbo man being what he is, he changed the card and Adoke and his team sensed 'FIPA', they decided to delay a bit, so as to compel Mr Gunrun 'Apa tanwun' to succumb to their agreed 'Apapin'. But unfortunately for them, their time and tenure lapsed during the process. The Problem now, now is the current Mallam abi wetin wetin; aiint gonna do that shiit without having a concrete deal as well. So, mr 'Gunrun Apa tanwun', my Judgement is, 'Drop that Case Now' or you face 'Abacha's Fate'. Awon Wherey!

Montaque:
I doubt if u are what u say u are. Seriously

D guy ruined his fraudulent career here with DAT statement... Hi ah!

babdap:
No sane Nigeria will support corruption, let's us unite against the war on corruption.

May be I did not get u right

greatgod2012:
Aunty, one can prepare ila alasepo with 500 naira, but it won't be rich at all.

Let me give it a try....

Okro-100 naira
Dry pepper-50naira
Smoked fish (panla, don't know what it's called in other places) 250 naira.
Palm oil, seasoning, salt- 100 naira.


Ila alasepo is ready!

Lol.....

Where is d kero na You dey fall my hand o. R u a learner?

SAMBARRY:
I've not finished

Pomo 5 pieces for 100 naira
remaining 70naira.buy maggi 20 naira.Palm oil 50 naira. Stew Don ready na

H2O don dey rep dpk koh

Space not for sale

HitlerIsBack:
I understand your plight bro.. buh u called it social media. we have to be social you know

Av heard you

HitlerIsBack:
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I don't. tell me about that.

You know, very few pple have the ability to endure your KIND on social media. I deserve a THANK YOU for even responding to your comments

HitlerIsBack:
throw it!

U r supposed to pay me for being kind to you... You know

HitlerIsBack:
who was talking to this one ?

Catch ur fun!

Abeg write the one that will suit buhari's economy Jere.

HitlerIsBack:
what is this one saying

Even if u r as ugly as monkey (oshiomole) and u av money, u can marry a beauty Queen like iara. It's not my fault if u don't get it this time around , I av come down to ur reasoning point

Full house. Is everybody in da club?

HitlerIsBack:
mumu

He did not put the main: you can only be an oshiomole to get an iara

NZAGHA:
me too am not sure if its from kenya or... But well i don finnish read am oya get them here.... Yu can have it

Thanx, i mean this kine tho

cameroun or kenya? where is my google, i want to be sure!

Kgdavid:
NOT the same guy!

Sibling koh?

Sugabelly, a puccy, cursed this guy around last year. His father died after the curse and now, the son in a big mess now... Fix the remaining story. Esan a ke!

I was happy when she was not around. Now....

ogorwyne:
I just did an evaluation using myself and I concur. What we call love is an attraction. Something that might fade if that feature we got attracted to ceases to exist. There is always a reason why we love our partners, that 'reason' is why we still say those 'I love U's. That's Love with conditions. I tried to imagine my partner without some of the features that got me attracted to him. Hmmm

An elderly man once told me that 'Love' fades in almost every marriage at a particular point in time and that when couples get to that stage what keeps them together is the Friendship they built over the years, God, and the vows they exchanged.

This topic is a bit complicated though.

Did u notice my 'like'? Fifth on your list . I dedicate my LOVE for u... For a reason: your comment

NA, can you copy that?

Some pastors can whine!

Ambassador (JP), CON, OON, GCFR, upf, UME, Unicef, SMS, MMS, CMS

giftedheart1:
issorite...if I talk now...

Omo karo o jiire! I got you there!
Omo osan ni ko pompoh ba iya! We are sorry on his behalf

CHIJIOKE1314:
You will not accept legitimate complains from schools and work towards improving them, rather you result in threatening the poorly paid teachers with more sanction.. What more sanction can the teachers face worse than their salaries and conditions under which they work..

Some teachers don't even have enough seats in the staff rooms..some teachers do sit on pavements..
Most schools in FCT has empty or no science labs..



You want principals to deliver Harvard standard in Gwagwalada or Wuse Secondary school conditions?

You want principals to turn to miracle workers overnight but APC has already shifted Zombies mind from expecting any miracles from their saviour...

'Infrastructure or no infrastructure, resources or no resources', don't do your work and provide the above (and yes, adequately too) and expect the principals to use their kwashiorkor salaries to do it.. Big lies!!

Mister Minister, be ready to sack all Principal in FCT..

For your mind now, you don castigate the minister's speech abi? So, you expect the minister to start begging the principals to perform. I understand your background immediately you mentioned APC and ZOMBIES. I knew that you did not think deep b4 you sent in your myopic comment. So, Buhari and the Minister caused the poor education 'standard' we have righ here in Abuja, abi? ... and in Nigeria generally? So, if you are in the shoes of that minister, you would have left the 'Personnel' most esp. the heads behind your mission to revamp the poor status of the educational system of your district or domain. C'mon, dont be ridiculous! Or do you suggest that increment of salary would have performed a miracle or do the magic in this situation. Be aware of this, for you to achieve anything reasonable in this kind of situation, you need to start from discipline, i mean self-discipline. Logically, 70% of Personnel handling the affair of this particular department of our great nation lack the necessary GUT to help the situation. The Economy is bad, no doubt about it! and the whole country is in mess but it takes individual sacrifice and commitment to take us back to the good days. You and I need to contribute our own quota bro! Forget about the sentiments of APC and PDP (they are all bunch of Liars, I tell you!) but my instinct tells me that if you see just ONE out of them that PRETENDS to know what to do, lets all turn good attitude and leave out sentiments. Justify it that a lot of lapses coming out from those secondary schools are not being influenced by the school authorities and their subs because of their crooked ways. In schools, you will find out that an English Language (subject) teacher will not be able to construct a good sentence conveniently (not that ridiculous anyway) but will not make him/herself available for self development (the cause: No infrastructure and improved salary) my brother, how did she or he get that employment in the first place? (No infrastructure and good pay abi?) They helped him out right? so why cant he try to develop himself to level up with the favour he received sometimes ago. Alas! No commitment! If you have passion for your career, regardless of the situation, you will like to have a success story (most especially when somebody charged you with YOUR responsibility). Your suggestion of the minster 'making available necessary infrastructures and encouraging welfare package' is good but before that comes, everybody MUST show concern first, that is where or when you have a claim. A lot to mention but many to keep. Takia Bro!

susolzik:
Is the sheriff you're talking about not the son of alhaji ariyayo azeez? If he's the one, bro sherif is no more

Wow! May his soul rest in Peace!

susolzik:
I met Mr oware mr owusu, baba emida, Mr abubakar, Mr ojo, Mr abiodun etc. I also know the oloshos, yagboyajus, bro sheriff azeez is no more though (he's the son of ariyayo azeez of because). I had in my set balogun Ibrahim, saheed odekomaya, ridwan kadri, sulaiman lamidi, kazeem adeeyo, alimi sadiat, Busayo Lawal etc. The funny thing is that we still contact each other, thanks to social media. How is your family bro

Baba Emida created an Award on my behalf: The 'Best Behaved' Student I dont know may be they continued tho!
Funny thing (the Irony) about the Award is that, my mum followed me to school and challenged Baba that he made a mistake and also gave the award to a wrong person (me) . Baba was able to convince her that 'I merited the award, that she should study me very well'. I retained the Award #BackToBack . I will never forget that man. Do u still hear about him?

susolzik:
I met Mr oware mr owusu, baba emida, Mr abubakar, Mr ojo, Mr abiodun etc. I also know the oloshos, yagboyajus, bro sheriff azeez is no more though (he's the son of ariyayo azeez of because (confirm)). I had in my set balogun Ibrahim, saheed odekomaya, ridwan kadri, sulaiman lamidi, kazeem adeeyo, alimi sadiat, Busayo Lawal etc. The funny thing is that we still contact each other, thanks to social media. How is your family bro

We bless God my brother. U made mention of SHERIFF, I dont understand... Pls explain!