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I came to check names



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Tell me your discoveries, I dey hear you...

akinze100:
when Broda Elijah who had been asking for her hand in marriage hears

Broda Elijah go be like: HOLY GHOST FIRE.

JAYTUNEZ:
I never believe I could marry my husband because I am a well read and educated woman, a business woman and a politician. In fact, my colleagues in politics didn’t believe I could marry someone like that but destiny is more powerful than any circumstance in life.


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/08/female-politician-expose-her-husband.html?m=1

What is the meaning of this statement? U did not reflect ur educational background and exposure with that statement ma'am. C hin knuckles sef as e burn burn. Iranu!


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mezynaija:
He has jumped bail severally.

“He was arrested again on August 24, 2016.

I hope he will not jump bail again...

Kontinu.... let me hear the song first b4 I comment.

missyadorable:
The woman will be praying he impregnates another lady

So she can get a private jet

What is this one saying

Who is FFK? E be like say he no know say Donald Trump hates that his oga's (GEJ) tenure pass shiit... Ediot!

Economy O ya gbera Fuye!

I hope say no be Kailondo be una host

finalboss:
Wonders shall never end oooo, my eyes saw something that my mouth cant just say Few minutes ago, it happened at where i work at bcj area in apata, ibadan, an hausa man came to buy a bag of rice and he paid the woman selling the rice #20000(1000 and 500 denomination), after he left, d money changed
to #10 & #5.....
What a world we are in!!!!


http://jeloser..nl/2016/08/strange-20000-changed-to-10-notes-in.html?m=1

Omo iya mi, ANOBO ni yen.... I miss Apata / Odo-ona... Am a product!

I observed that there was a strong EXCHANGE in the spiritual relm during that fake shake!

What is graphic about this? if a criminal is killed it is not GRAPHIC, it is called a LESSON!

PISO!

prof1990:
Am sure u blame buhari for your stupidity.

Dey talk, i dey hear u...

They will love themselves die! Wallai! Especially with that second pix. God created them for each other, they are happy together.

Omo eni o ki n dara ka fi sha ya... Ako mo ra yii po baba! Agbara Fuji!!!

Keneking:
- What about other poor Nigerians in his Church?

Even God did not enrich all the Christians alive, much more T,B. A TB can only do his best (as Holy Spirit directs) and leave the rest for u and I.
Who u, i mean u, WHO U EPP? U don baff?

Ishe esu ni!

ChappyChase:
Let the war begin!
On seeing the topic on Fp, I rushed to get my Goya oil but on siteing those sleepers on her chest, I lost interest
Abeg make I pass comot from this thread....

You don hook for here bro, o ya take...

DAt police man sitting no fit talk anything sha!


I trust Nigeria Police, very diligent, he go beat am with kondo!

4Qbitch:
I didn't come off as a saint remember. And Rome was not built in a day. Everything takes d grace of God and our decision and determination to be a better person.

Just joking bro, not really easy to win that tho. Just wondering how easy that theory can be... Thatsall

4Qbitch:
It's exactly 9 years now since I said no to pornography, that demonic thing that's designed to destroy young men.

Looking back now, I just thank God because I know that nearly everyone wif an access to internet occasionally checks out porn videos.

How did I quit?

Simple. I made a strong vow to God. I just took out a piece of paper and wrote: I hereby vow to quit pornography for life. May God punish me instantly any day I consciously watch porn videos.

It's that simple. I DECIDED TO QUIT. If you still do porn, I pray u also DECIDE to quit. There's nothing good about porn.



Mods ejoor move this to FP to help save our youngsters that re under d devilish grip of pornography!

Smoking nkor? did u remember to quit that too? Alcohol? carry women... Then leave hustling for us now, u dont need money!

Mpney sabi confuse women faa, see i go die wife.... na wa o!

Brymo:
Security is like virginity: you're either a virgin or you're not. You either have security or you don't.
Lennart Meri

I believe dat only one day, a dirl will stop calling herself a Virgin

ucee64:
Na every thing dis administration dey probe

Buhari be like Accountant, he will add his 10k to balance his account.

kov624665:
So peeps are talking about freedom of whatever. What if he had name the dog Jesus Christ? Does he still have the right?
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I'm sure the wife would be laughing while he was busy putting the ink on the dog. Now she seek public sympathy. #shior

Brother, you are a thief, how can you steal my mind

I no tell you?

holuwole12:
How dem sabi kiss, hug like that Cos dem be virgin oooo

Dem dey watch blue film

Vikky014:
yes

Yea I now believe that your philosophy is genuine! But mind you, not everybody will be opportuned to scale through with that... u did not reveal the secret tho!

Vikky014:
i ws referring to premarital relationship...see if God made me a man. i wont hv any business engaging in premarital sex wt my partner if she is a virgin bc sme guys r nt smiling. i will rather guard her jealously till i take her home...to avoid hrtbrk

What of you being a woman... Did (do) you wait till that day?

Vikky014:
and y were u sounding as if relationship cant survive wtout sex initially

Yes (NO), It cant! It can never survive. That is why you need to negotiate the mode of sexual life you want to have with your self, understand it and accept each other... depending on your terms and understanding. But let me re-assure that any marital relationship can never survive without sex. But ordinary or premarital relationship can endure it with very rare chance.....

Vikky014:
there is no proper way one can handle sex outside marriage jst get married and enjoy d full package which is having kids ,sharing ur joy and pains under one roof. nt hide and seek games

Among the Saints, u r 1 million correct... practically, u r getting it wrong. Get this straight, Relationship is not all about sex and child bearing.... its all about 'love', tolerance, negotiation and acceptance. Its beyond, I sex you, you no gree, madam.