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rubey:
So i just thought i should make a thread directed to the ladies.

I am sorry if this is going to provoke anybody or make people angry with me, but i'v gat to type this.

in all of creation, i think one of the "stu*pidest". And "senseless" is the ladies!
Why do we keep making ourselves look cheap and stupi*d towards the guys?

Why do you girls keep asking men to buy you stuffs even your father didn't buy for your mother!

***baby please can you buy me Ipad, can you buy me Iphone 6, can you buy me this and that*** what is your gaddem problem ehn Why is it that you guys can't just do things yourself must you always ask everything from a guy!!!

Even the food you will eat to your own stomach you will be calling different guys for it, and if the guy takes you out you'll start forming porche whey you no. Be I am not saying there is anything bad if a man takes you for dinner or lunch, but please ladies, not every freaking time! Ahn ahn? Don't you have shame??

I can never ask a man to buy me anything because i am contented with what i have. Even if i don't have anything on me i call my father and he supplies my need. I am not saying all fingers are equal though but even if you don't have people to help you out, can't you get a job?
You get a job make cash and do anything you want with your money instead of depending on some men who will later get tired of you and dump your sorry ass.
Ehn please ladies i beg you all to stop. Making ourselves look stup*id and slutish. We need to hear what guys are saying about girls, it sucks! Please ehn?
Let's strive hard to be a woman of virtue and not some stup*id bit*ch who lives off guys because she's gat beauty >

stanisbaratheon:
@OP you're not looking bad at all oo. Can we be friends??

...I think say na only me see am .. o di ok.

rubey:
I have lots of people always sending cash every week. My dad wouldn't even let me ask for cash before giving me so i don't rely on men.

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firstEVA:
op there are no broke girls.

dechandel:
Lol
Nah. You should mail the mods. I think the anti spam bot should have a hand in this and not the mods
If they bully you.. You fight back. Dont be a sissy
And Goodnight to you too. Sleep well

dechandel:
LOL
Banned on what grounds?
And how n why would you think i have any thing to do with the ban?

dechandel:
Na Nyansh matter go kill you

dechandel:
Warrisit?

Braindamage

Braindamage ??... I don't smoke/sag ... not a heavy drinker too. Wassup with the ..need blanket/a hot tea..

Dayvhid:
Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things.These has led many guys into a life- time of regret .Let's examine and burst them one by one:
[s]1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96
[/s][s]2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are crazy about' Lepa'. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that 'Lepa 'girl will later look like her 'orobo' (fat) mummy. If you don't like the present look of her mum, you better don't marry her.
[/s]...I go for an hour cardio on weekends & don't joke with my exercise...should do the job for us[s]3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys.
[/s][s]4: Pointed bre.asts: Will her br.east remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Don't go for bre.ast, go for the best.[/s]Make I no talk
[s]5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny.
[/s][s]6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.
[/s]..showing some skin would not end the world[s]7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you won't. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.
[/s][s]8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and don't forget “Iro and buba”.
[/s][s]9: Brazilian Hair:Do you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid.
[/s][s]10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread.
[/s][s]11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Don't ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, don't marry her.If you do, she will make your life miserable.[/s]...she needs to be good looking sha...she does not need to be beautiful like kristina1, dechandel, mirexxx, marieolea...etc.. Thumbs up to all the pretty ladies on Nairaland
[s]12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.[/s]..we go learn

lalasticlala:
During a thanksgiving service at the cathedral church of the Advent Life Camp, Gwarimpa, Abuja on Sunday, January 11, 2015.

http://encomium.ng/president-jonathan-daughters-wedding-thanksgiving-service/

... Simeon Onyeamachi(been ages, the surname might be spelt wrong). My Headboy that year..FGC Kwali Abuja. Wife does not look bad. Happy Married Life.

Yosifperfect:
How many of our mothers still do this?

keppyy:
I don't care about all others but I must marry a guy that is romantic, I can't stand a guy that is not romantic....

I once dated a guy that was working and he did not have access to a telephone and I knew that but on the eve of my birthday he told a lie to his boss and used their official line to call me, that was extra romanticccc to me...Till date I always tell him of that moment....


Note: Romance is not about giving money..

Olasoonky:
lol! 1 bag of cement ke...haba, guys dont weigh that much o.

...should be 'girls don't weigh that much'.

Chipsy1:
Met dis pretty girl on one faithful day, her response was like a miracle...not until d next day, she say her fone fell inside wota! Chai, I consoled her by telling her "god will provide another one 4 u "bae"»»»(Relate 2 pic below) E no do, she say her mum dey sick, say she dey hospital, say she need 5k 2 buy medicine 4 her...na wha o! I told her not to worry, I'll call my pastor so he'll pray 4 her. Now she's getting furious...all dis while I neva see her london o! Now as a sharp badt guy way I be, I knew she go soon feel say I dey stingy(e no dey hard dem). I now told her I have a surprise 4 her...make she tuo down my house, told her not to worry about d cab fair, I'll pay! She came nd I gave her 20k nd I apologised 4 posting her 4 so long...ozugbo ozugbo, she gave me visa 2 her london...no be small tin o. Me way won ask her 2 spend d nite, she said she'll sleep ova! Job well done...but b4 den, I don already tell alobam make him come rob us 4 nite, say my door go dey slightly open...omo, na so I come get bak my money o...plus small change way she carry. She vex go d next morning...wetin concern me...after visiting nd flexing her london 4nd half times dat night...now d hunter has become hunted!!!

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe...

That's wicked!.

I give up.

SeverusSnape:
Hermione Granger??!!
That daughter of a mug blood!
She's my student, and student can not be greater than his/her teacher.
I'm ready for her...

SeverusSnape:
I AIN'T... INTELLIGENT LADIES ARE RARE LIKE DIAMONDS; I'M YET TO SEE A LADY THAT I CAN SIT DOWN WITH AND DISCUSS ABOUT HAPPENINGS IN THE NEWS, HISTORICAL STUFFS AND SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES. MOST OF THEM ARE JUST INTERESTED IN CELEBRITIES, GOSSIPS AND ROMANCE. JUST LOOK AT THE ROMANCE AND CELEBRITIES SECTION, YOU SELDOM SEE THEM IN POLITICS SECTION.

Beamborla:
I've been seeing threads about vurginity always aimed at ladies and i just think i should let it out. It's really Okay to write about virginity but when doing that, I think some group of people; rape victims to be precise should always be put into consideration. Threads of this nature and some comments therein could ignite their trauma leading to depression or cause more damage.

ATOB:
Great what lad? Stop whinning me.
Whachu mean really?

ATOB:
Hey lad. How are you?

ATOB:
I am positive most romancelanders may have noticed that most (if not all) of recent tosyne2muchs thread makes front page and I start to wonder if he is actually dating a mod or supermod. However, the most likely mod I could come up with is this gracious and beautiful mod called farano.

Are you guys dating?. Love shouldnt be secret you know?.

On the contrary, is it that he is the only one creating sensible threads on NL lately especially from the romance section.

A second look at my threads impressed a fact upon me; and that is the fact that he is probably the only one creating cool threads. None of mine COULD HAVE EVER made front page though.

Maybe I should date pasqal09 but I dont know his sexual orientation.

dechandel:
Braindamage knows all i've got for him is pure unadulterated love!!!

So nah.. He wont take that post to heart

CuteEmma:
1. When she walks away from you mad (Follow her)
2. When she stares at your mouth (Kiss her)
3. When she pushes you or hit’s you (Grab her and don’t let go)
4. When she start’s cussing at you (Don’t cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being)
5. When she’s quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billion times after she says 'nothing')
6. When she ignores you (Give her your attention)
7. When she pulls away (Pull her back)
8. When you see her at her worst (Tell her she’s beautiful)
9. When you see her start crying (Just hold her and don’t say a word)
10. When you see her walking (Sneak and hug her waist from behind)
11. When she’s scared (Protect her)
12. When she lay’s her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her)
13. When she steals your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night)
14. When she teases you (Tease her back and make her laugh)
15. When she doesn’t answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay)


NL Guys, how many do you do?

Lemme guess; maybe 3 (20.0%), or probably 4 (26.7%) or highest 5 (33.3%).

No lies

dechandel:
You need to assess 'em guys more
Theirs can be much more irritating sef

juianne95:
if I marry brain damage our child no go get brain @ all

...just seeing this, was a lil down yesterday. Fear not, our pikins go get the best brains