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Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 5:35pm On Apr 02, 2023
[quote author=KelvinHerbert post=122242901][/quote]Okayyy

Am never an atheist. I believe they is a God out there but the folktales in Bible doesnt add up at all.
Where is ur brain? Can you read the Bible and see how chaotic and unjust God were to people he created.
Jesus sounds better than a jealous father of his. How will ur angels be raped by humans? Didnt he know they will be raped and sent them on that particular message?

ASK URSELF QUESTIONS BRO AND WAKE UP FROM THIS DELUSION.
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 12:36pm On Apr 02, 2023
Lemos14:
You either have two options

1) go and beat your parents for birthing you in Nigeria or

2) emigrate to another country and naturalize there because your rantings wont change your current situation
Lolz
So make i beat up my mama and papa wey born as a Nigerian grin
this guy dey craze oh.

No 2 is the only way out sha.
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 12:24pm On Apr 02, 2023
Lemos14:
Even if your parents decided to birth you abroad...it wont change the fact that you're a Nigerian that has dual citizenship because obviously your parents are Nigerians so what is the point of your argument? Location?
Yes LOCATION and IDENTITY
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 12:16pm On Apr 02, 2023
Lemos14:
You're beginning ask dumb questions..

The famous Nikola Tesla was a born Serbian and then moved to the United states to apply his God given gifts...did he allow where he was born by his parents to stop achieving his dreams?

Allow your parents to decide your destiny if you like...I'm most likely even quoting a kid self
You are the one that sounds unstable.

You were destined to be a nigerian before ur birth. Now who destined you to be a Nigerian. Your parents or God?

Is very simple to understand and answer. Did ur parents know u before ur birth? A resounding NO. But God did know u before u were put in your mothers belly. Who put you in a Nigerian woman's belly? And you are telling ur parents decided for you an unknown being to be a Nigerian.
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2023
advanceDNA:
We all chose to come to earth and the location......we have just forgotten.....

Evidence is free will.... grin
Correct!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 12:01pm On Apr 02, 2023
Lemos14:
Yes your parents are responsible because God won't tell people where or where not to have sex...your mom may have decided to travel abroad while pregnant and deliver you in the UK God has no hand in that
This guy is a comedian grin

So is it God that decides ur Destiny or ur parents?
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 11:46am On Apr 02, 2023
Lemos14:
First of all it's your parents that are responsible for where you're born not God but where you're born cant stop you from fulfilling your destiny

Second of all every country has their own problems ..I may be ashamed of nigerias embarrassment...but if I could choose again I will still be a Nigerian abeg...the level of comedy in this country is second to none cheesy
Lolzz

So i should blame my parents for being a Nigerian and not God that put me in the Belly?

Naija funny die no be lie but ah can never be a Nigerian again if given an option.
Christianity EtcWill You Blame God For Ending Up In Nigeria by Brainmytool(op): 11:39am On Apr 02, 2023
Will you blame God for creating you and putting you in Nigeria or blame yourself?

If you had the chance to choose will you ever choose Nigeria again?
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 11:33am On Apr 02, 2023
SeriouslySense:
smiley smiley They did not understand what they were doing, just like Eve did not understand what she was doing
They did not understand?
Are u ok?
Angels that are smarter, wiser and more intelligent than humans or are angels same as humans?

Dont dodge my questions. So if Jesus had sinned on earth. It will be he didnt understand?

Also tell God on the judgement day you didnt understand and see his wrath.
Christianity EtcRe: Name 1 Thing God Did For You And Tell Us How You Feel by Brainmytool(op): 11:29am On Apr 02, 2023
AnyanwuSilas:
God has done nothing for me,
ok o
Christianity EtcRe: Name 1 Thing God Did For You And Tell Us How You Feel by Brainmytool(op): 11:16am On Apr 02, 2023
kelechi50:
Great is his faithfulness upon my life

I don't know how many to count out of his abundant blessings.
Be proud of God and state just one of his blessings and give a proof the blessing was from God.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 11:13am On Apr 02, 2023
SeriouslySense:
This things we desire as humans are temporary, compared to eternity, its like a moment, its better to seek what last forever.

The body we desire will grow old and fade.

Those Angels who lost their place in heaven are furious with us, since we will get the opportunity to enter that heaven.

We the weak mortals , with little time on earth, who are so fragile, have the opportunity to get to that place that the fallen Angels don't want us to get to.
Why will someone leave a perfect place for nyash? Dont angels know about hell before leaving? So why leave a perfect place to enjoy nyash on earth?

Please answer me.
Christianity EtcName 1 Thing God Did For You And Tell Us How You Feel by Brainmytool(op): 11:09am On Apr 02, 2023
As the topic implies, name just one thing God has done for you and how you feel about it.

Also remember to drop a Physical proof or any other verifiable proof that it was God that did it for you.

Belows things are not testimonies of God's deed for christians as it is general with everybody
1. Being alive today. Native doctors are alive as well as politicians.
2. Being healthy and other health related testimonies.
3. Being successful as many non christians are successful.
4. Married, happy or sad.

Give ur testimony and a proof God did it for you.

HAPPY SUNDAY ALL
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 11:01am On Apr 02, 2023
SeriouslySense:
Surely we are in the last days, i know God is coming soon, and i have heard a voice, telling me to prepare. If you do not know God, please , its not hard, just believe and accept in what he did on the cross, seek him for yourself, there is a lot of distractions but trust in him.

Depend only on God
Ok o
while am preparing to go to heaven angels are leaving heaven for earthly big big nyash and quick quick pussi. Ok o

Make i catch u for hell dey try book olosho. Ah go trim ur blokos.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 10:52am On Apr 02, 2023
akinis09:
they claim the God in the bible knows the beginning and the end of everything and he created devil 😈 but did not know that devil will betray him in the nearest future. Go and read genesis with an open mind u will find a lot of errors. Genesis 18, the God in the bible didn't know the total number of righteous people in sodom when Abraham dey wine am from 50 to zero righteous people. we are talking about tribalism, no unity in the world today as if it was not engineer by God.
People Neva imagine how the world would've been if will are all united? (Inrespective of our skin color and also speak one language. (Read genesis 11) and see what the God in the bible did to divide us. If u read genesis with an open mind u will find out that the God in the bible is not one and u will also find out that Adam and eve are not the only humans on planet earth. After reading all with open mind u will question the author of the bible because will can all relate that if truly the bible was written by God should be the perfect book free from mistakes and flaws because he's all knowing.
Where sweet me pass na angels from Heaven came down to collect quick quick pussi.
And Lot's story where human beings use their pim pim dey Bleep some weak fresh male angels. Are humans ok? Do they know who they are fucking? Angels angels for christ sake!
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 10:35am On Apr 02, 2023
thatigboman:
I so wish I was alive to witness that great war among the angels. And watch angel gabriel remove his apparel and change into military fatigue and engage angel lucifer in hand to hand combat in the precious war of supremacy in the peaceful heaven. Mad people.
Yes o. From boxing to full blown combat grin

You are very funny my broda.
Also remember that angels left that perfect to pursue women on earth. They came down to collect quick quick puss.i. Who will leave a perfect place because of nyash?

I will meet them in hell trying to book olosho and ah go shoot their blokos. Ah swear.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 10:25am On Apr 02, 2023
Vladcmr:
Oh you think Hell would be fun, maybe you should go on youtube and listen to bill wiese, or try Brian Melvin , or maybe just Laurie Ditto hell testimony.
That was their testimony, You havent heard mine. Have you?
Wait for my testimony.

I promise not to shoot u when you want to return from Heaven to Hell to collect quickie. Angels from Heaven left heaven for to collect quick quick puss.y on earth. Ask yourself how will heaven be?
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 10:06am On Apr 02, 2023
truthCoder:
Hell would be fun.

All these pretty girls would be there. There would be people who can reason logically and not under the brainwash of an assumed deity. All those beautiful cars and wonderful food.

For starters, there wont be self-righteous people who look down on others there. Those ugly girls wont be there too.

And if you think those beautiful cars, houses, great food would be in heaven, you are mistaken. Who do you think designed them? Na the free thinkers nah.

The only food in heaven would be thanksgiving and praises. You go sing tire like LG home theater. And the songs will be boring because there are no drummers or instrumentalists. Oh. You think those guys dey go heaven? LMAO. Most of them would get jobs in the plentiful night clubs in hell.

I would open a business of smuggling good stuffs from hell to heaven because after some time, some of you guys in heaven would want a good pussy. The price would be triple since we would impose an happiness tax on your fellows.

For my salaried work, i would be a hell sniper posted to the border with heaven. My job is simple: shoot the illegal immigrants who want to cross from heaven to hell.
Dis guy just made my day grin
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 10:01am On Apr 02, 2023
thatigboman:
dont mind them. Let them be there and be singing hell like chorus while putin is there endlessly bombing Ukraine and trying to decimate every human being there.
I went to London last year to attend my sister's wedding to her guy and was dumbfounded when one small girl (whose great grandfather brought bible and christainity to igboland) that call herself the presiding officer from the department of marriage defined marriage as the coming together of 2 people (people? Not man and woman again as their bible defined it)? I wanted shout mba! Oyibo deceive black man no be small.
Experience teaches a lot bro. Ur eyes are opened no body will decieve u again. They are coming to tell u the devil has planted a seed of disbelief in you in 1 2 3...
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 9:58am On Apr 02, 2023
[quote author=Kingpele post=122236233][/quote]Satan became holy because of a misunderstanding he had with God? grin you sound unreasonable.

So once you challenge God ur holiness is lost? grin

Why cant God forgive Satan since he said forgive and forget?

Is God not Omnipresent again, did he know he will create you before preparing hell for you? Answer me bro.

Why is God's people the Isrealites?
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m): 9:24am On Apr 02, 2023
Gtwix:
@Brainmytool. Your mumu no too muchhuh.
Receive sense in Jesus name
Ask urself dis question:
If heaven is a perfect place why did misunderstanding and war broke out in it?

Why has God lied that Devil is in the Bottomless pit and is also on earth at same time tormenting Job and tempting jesus as well as ruling all the Kingdoms of Earth.

Why will ur loving father before ur birth prepare a lake of fire to punish you at same time commiting mass murder. Is he not supposed to be in His Hell too?

Again wake up brothers.
Christianity EtcRe: Whose Side Are You On? by Brainmytool(m): 8:10am On Apr 02, 2023
I think Devil is preferable in live as he never wiped the world because of anger which he forsaw.

Kill an entire nation to save his so called people. I see that nation wasnt his people because it seems he didnt create them.

A god humans can rape his angels but calls himself Almighty God.

An imperfect heaven where the first ever war broke out grin

A god that supports slavery, raping, stealing, Fornication, greed, uncontrolled anger doesnt worth to be worshipped and lived with.

So wake up bro.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Still Remember Watching This? by Brainmytool(m): 8:04am On Apr 02, 2023
This is the Hell fire crew grin
It is always a hell fire movie. It can never be anything else. Those who participated can testify.
RomanceRe: Should I Help My Girlfriend In School? by Brainmytool(m): 8:01am On Apr 02, 2023
Anoda boy dey bang puc.ci you dey pay for the sex grin

Ask her to wait till next week and her react immediately and by next week will show if she is into you.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool(m):
Hell would be fun.

All these pretty girls would be there. There would be people who can reason logically and not under the brainwash of an assumed deity. All those beautiful cars and wonderful food.

For starters, there wont be self-righteous people who look down on others there. Those ugly girls wont be there too.

And if you think those beautiful cars, houses, great food would be in heaven, you are mistaken. Who do you think designed them? Na the free thinkers nah.

The only food in heaven would be thanksgiving and praises. You go sing tire like LG home theater. And the songs will be boring because there are no drummers or instrumentalists. Oh. You think those guys dey go heaven? LMAO. Most of them would get jobs in the plentiful night clubs in hell.

I would open a business of smuggling good stuffs from hell to heaven because after some time, some of you guys in heaven would want a good pussy. The price would be triple since we would impose an happiness tax on your fellows.

Someone below made the above statement and it made my day. grin
now read mine below and answer me Heaven boys.

Heaven that angels left to collect quick quick puss.y on earth? Didnt they know they was hell? Nyash sweet and nyash will be free in Hell my brodas.
Free ticket to hell remaining 1 billion pieces and we are over 8 billion already. Rush for ur Hell ticket nowwwww.

We are in Hell already so no other Hell out there when you die.
Learn this and learn peace.

If u think am lieing. Then ask urself this questions:

1. Why doesnt the following men want to go to Heaven
Elon musk and all the other billionaire crew
Politicians
Highly educated people
Muslims
and Isreali people the brothers and sisters of Jesus?

Your answers will help u alot if you want to really learn than fear.

2. Why will humans rape angels in the bible? These are angels of an Almighty God. Why whyyyyyy will a human bring out pim pim and starting raping angels from a perfect place called Heaven?
I know angels are all male does it mean angels practiced homosexuality? Angels of an Almighty God? Una bible dey craze

3. If Heaven is a perfect place, why did the first ever misunderstanding and war break out in that so called HEAVEN?

4.Why will God kill innocent first borns of egyptians? Is that not murder and doesnt he suppose to be in His hell for that sin? Since the devil challenged and fought against him deserved Hell, if he is a just God he should be there as well to punish himself?

5. Why did he killed and entire civilization and accused the Devil as a killer and destroyer when according to the bible the Devil never did kill any body nor destroy properties of people?

6. Why does ur loving father create a lake of fire before creating u to punish the uncreated you?

7. Why is everything about God the isrealites? Are arabians, egyptians, Africans, Indians not his children? Why only the isrealites?

8. Why does a just God in a perfect Heaven support slavery, rape, stealing, destruction of properties, uncontrolled anger and threats. Why does he kill non isrealites? Didnt he create them?

9. What is an Almighty God, just and the creator of the Universe jealous of? Tell me brothers.

10. Why is Jesus different from his Father?
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Most Popular Conspiracy Theorist On Nairaland? by Brainmytool(m): 7:26am On Apr 02, 2023
Aloof:
OurTruth24 has Deactivated.

I wonder why, buy i enjoyed his works.
Maybe they came for him. But he shouldnt have........ He really opened my eyes to alot of things.
Please if anyone with his kind of knowledge is still in nairaland should step up. We must be enlightened by fire by force.
EducationRe: Boom: Something Exciting Is Coming To This Forum by Brainmytool(m): 10:04am On Apr 01, 2023
This will be the best university in Nigeria in the forseable future. Lolzz

I just enrolled.
Gimme matric number

I will contest for the post of SUG presido of this great and aspiring University.


Brainmytool
Aspiring SUG President, Uni of Otuology.
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Most Popular Conspiracy Theorist On Nairaland? by Brainmytool(m): 3:08pm On Mar 29, 2023
Ourtruth24 and he is very good at what he does.
I appreciate the guy for what he is doing.
BusinessRe: How Is Expernaire (affiliate Marketing) In 2023? by Brainmytool(m): 3:04pm On Mar 29, 2023
Una no dey hear word grin
PoliticsRe: What Exactly Did Labour Party Achieve In 2023 Election? by Brainmytool(m): 8:41am On Mar 27, 2023
You should ask this about NNPP which had structures before the elections and not a structureless party that got:
1 president
2 governors
many senator etc
A party that changed the narrative of politics in Nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by Brainmytool(m): 2:03am On Mar 27, 2023
I can testify that Nutfunny is only a Hypocritical Christian that behaves like a immature fowl.

How will you be causing nuissance and claim to have something upstairs. No hard feelings but you are a Kid.

Questions for you:
1. You said God is love. Why will God send Isrealites to slaughter every living thing in a nation and spare only virgins whom they are to take home.

2. He created everything and before he started creation he knew the end of everything why still create when the end will be sadistic?
3. What is an almighty God jealous of?
4. Why is the devil accused by God to be a thief, killer and destroyer when the devil never did destroy nor killed anything in the bible. But the accuser wiped and entire civilization off the surface of the earth due to uncontrolled anger and still warns you to control ur anger? Meanwhile being a hypocritical God.
5. Why cant you a true christian argue or preach without cursing people? Anyways you are like your God of anger and curses. grin

Remember am a christian too but we dont behave like you. Be open minded and learn something new everyday.

Finally, what if you cant prove that God exist?

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