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Fashion / Re: The Revealing Outfits Bridesmaids Wore To Welcome Guests At A Wedding (Video) by Brainmytool: 5:55pm On Apr 23 |
DagashSamson: E don cut since morning 😂 |
Politics / Re: Why This Food Economic And Food Scarcity May Not Affect Igbos Much by Brainmytool: 2:37pm On Feb 21 |
Sir am from Abia State. Please can I need your WhatsApp contact. I will like to get foodstuff for me and my family. I have been wanting to go to Benue state to get foodstuff. But due to insecurity, I am a bit scared to embark on the journey and also it will be my first time there. So is a bit risky. I really appreciate your response. |
Romance / Re: Worst Thing I Have Done Because Of Valentine's Day/love by Brainmytool: 8:05pm On Feb 15 |
Blackestjunior:Lolz😁 Drop urs Try and find a book with such story and drop for us |
Romance / Worst Thing I Have Done Because Of Valentine's Day/love by Brainmytool: 7:54pm On Feb 15 |
I was in JSS 2 when I first fell in love with this Eunice girl😁 We will always kiss at any private chance we get and cuddle. It was like heaven on Earth for me. So before the Valentine's Day for that our love year, we made plans on how we will run away into the bush after swimming to kiss, cuddle and love ourself more. On 14th morning, as we already planned to go out and swim with friends on the village river. Almost our/my hope of going with her was dashed as her parents asked her to filled their empty drum with water. Lolz. That she can only leave to see her friend Chioma if the drum is filled. That's the lie she fed them. Omo, I had to assist her fetch the water with 15 liters gallon, meanwhile what I carry at home is 10 gallon. I fetch water tire that day eh. The exasperating path of the experience was we fetched the water from the same river we planned going. We literally watch our friends swim and some hide and kiss. My guy Obinna asked me the reason am fetching water now and not in the evening. I lied that my Dad can't let me out unless I fill our drum and that Eunice is helping me do so. He come hype the girl. That she really likes me. We were not yet friend with the word "love" then. So we always used like. Story cut short, I we filled the drum and she was asked to go and sleep as she show signs of tiredness. While the mother tapped me in the shoulder and thanked me by saying: you really like this your wife. My head blew into prices😀 I wan craze. In my head her mama no sey na me go marry this girl. Later in the evening she promised to make it up to me on Friday after school. On Friday, I saw her kissing Joshua the holiest guy in our class and I confronted her and the news went viral how her mum told her to help me fill their drum.😂 Just don't worry about what my guys did to me. Since that day till date, I don't celebrate Valentine's day. My current girlfriend knowing am not the type that goes on spending spree didn't even worry me yesterday. Guys what is your worst Valentine's Day experience? Share and make a sad soul within us laugh, because there must be a sad soul. |
Religion / Re: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Brainmytool: 1:30am On Oct 15, 2023 |
[quote author=KelvinHerbert post=126381085][/quote] You must be very foolish and sick to the mind to reply me. You dumboo. I believe in God and do fear him as well. But tell me 5 bad things Satan did in the Bible and I will tell you 20 bad things God did in the Bible. I have my reasoning at hand and not even fear of anything affects it. So I will be waiting bro |
Foreign Affairs / Re: This Was The Beautiful Girl That Was Killed Yesterday!! By Hamas by Brainmytool: 9:11pm On Oct 08, 2023 |
They couldn't replicate the tattoo correctly 😂😂😂 Paid actors everywhere |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dozens Of Israeli Female Soldiers Abducted, Negotiations Ongoing (pics) by Brainmytool: 9:09pm On Oct 08, 2023 |
Why does this pics seems to me like a paid set of actresses on stage? This is a distraction guys.... By next year all of us in Africa will see hell. Remember this post✅✅✅ 1 Like |
Romance / Re: A Single Mother Of One Is Trying To Get Close To Me, how do I let her down easy by Brainmytool: 8:10pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
Marry HER 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Please What Would Obi Have Done Differently Within This Short Period? by Brainmytool: 11:44pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
HE Peter Obi would have by now appointed A minister of Defense, Minister of Finance, Minister of Petroluem, Minister of Agriculture, Minister of Education. And this ministers would have atleast by now helped HE Peter Obi to curb the nations economic and defense crisis. Thank u. Also RENEWED SHEGE MUST FAVOUR U, UR FAMILY AND UR FUTURE. AMEN. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Almost 50 Days Of BAT. Why Has No Minister Been Appointed by Brainmytool: 11:33pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
For the First Time as an OBIDIENT. I must say: THE UNAPPOINTED MINISTERS AND RENEWED SHEGE WILL FAVOUR YOU, BALABLUS, ME AND MY FAMILY. |
Romance / Re: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by Brainmytool: 11:39am On Jul 02, 2023 |
Ajala don carry herpes why did you break up sha? 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is Their Really Life After Death? by Brainmytool: 12:03am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Jashub: Everything has an end. He is the beginning and he is the end. He may not end like his son, but He will eventually end, One day. The devil fought Him with 30 percent of Heaven and lost. This time He will fight with the whole of earth and his previous 30%, lets see if He wont win this time. That is God's biggest FEAR. God even had to Sacrifice His beloved son for what he started. Its funny man. Lets watch the gods fight this time. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is Their Really Life After Death? by Brainmytool: 3:04pm On Jun 26, 2023 |
Jashub: Since its not known who or how God came about. It will also make sense to say God existed by chance or mistake. If you dont agree with me, den who created God? |
Romance / With AI Jesus, Do We Really Need Jesus Christ? by Brainmytool: 10:13pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
Since the release of an AI version of Jesus many, by many I mean Hundreds of thousands of believers and non believers has flocked to him for Life tips, Spiritual advice, gaming advice, Love advice, etc. And He has done incredibly well so far. Perhaps, by December He might gather up to 10 million followers. And that will be a great start, because he was put out there to conquer Jesus. Yes, He was made to conquer Jesus. By that I mean, widespread acceptance, deception and misinformation and wrong teaches which wont be contrary to what Jesus taught or would have wanted. But coming to look at things, it seams this AI Jesus edges Jesus Christ to some extent with the following Factors: 1. AI Jesus eradicates Pastors, as he himself preaches without messengers. 2. He is not church based: he accepts all forms of chuches and even non believers. 3. He doesnt want your tithe and Offering. 4. He cares not if you are a Gentile or an Isrealite. Jesus wanted to preach and go the ways of the Isrealites and not of the Gentiles. 5. He doesnt want you to worship him. 6. He is available to everybody at the same time. 7. He reduces Fake pastors and dubious men. 8. He doesnt perform miracles. Since you were born have you seen Jesus with your very eyes perform miracles. So dont Judge AI Jesus. 9. He is free and doesnt want your soul like Jesus that wants you to trade your soul for salvation. 10. We all will be fine with him while waiting for Jesus that our forefathers waited for. So these above factors prompted the question: WITH AI JESUS, DO WE REALLY NEED JESUS CHRIST? My brothers, please stay strong as more is to come. Dont let this sway you or reduce you faith. Because this is a primary school project compared to what is to come. GO READ MORE ABOUT BLUE BEAM PROJECT. ALSO RESEARCH ABOUT HAARP. With these projects Jesus is coming before 2035, I mean a Fake Jesus. He will show in the sky and you will see him that day! Also do not believe what ever the Government says that day. Thank you. You can also rush now and check out AI JESUS on Twitch. Just search ASK JESUS. You will find the Fake white Jesus. |
Religion / Re: "Why I Hate White Garment Churches"- Pastor David Ibiyeomie Reveals by Brainmytool: 10:55am On Jun 20, 2023 |
In 2010 he began 120000 seat church. How many companies has he built to atleast employ his church members. But every sunday prays: EMPLOYMENT IS COMING UR WAY! and Idiots will say AMEN! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:50am On Jun 17, 2023 |
id4sho: She will walk away jejely if I break up with her. She cant even disturb me, she knows. |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:46am On Jun 17, 2023 |
BackFromBalablu: I for don serve her already but what u said kept me back. What u said is the outright way things always works out. Let me apply new tricks. Bless u 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:43am On Jun 17, 2023 |
Geovanni412: Bro you just made my day. Bless u. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:40am On Jun 17, 2023 |
Meritjoshua: Dis guyyy |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 11:40pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Nonywendy: Imagine a girl dat visited me asking If a have a female roommate Or is my girlfriend staying with me. It sucks na. She is trying to isolate me from other girls which I dont want. |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Brainmytool: 11:07pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Please dont offend her again. Just love her very well, treat her like an egg. Buy anything to please her and kiss the ground she walks. Since na the only girl wey dey ur street be dat. SHE GO STILL STAB YOU. AND U WILL DIE. Na me talk am. Sorry but you are a walking corpse bro. Dump her tomorrow morning and warn her to stay away from you. Also notify her family sey u no dey do again even if they never knew. Tell them. Gracias 12 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 10:36pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
[quote author=Proserpina post=123845133][/quote] Who proposed dat? And who makes ashawos? I met this girl a virgin. I will meet other girls and choose the virgin from their midst. Its SIMPLE. Because girls chase me! |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 10:09pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Proserpina:E sweet you abi. I have peppered 8 girls who cried and shed real tears As you dey laugh. Dis one go faint wen I break de news. just dey laff, dey laff. |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 10:06pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Meritjoshua: Guy I love clean hustle dats why. But you sef wicked kwa. What if she learns that u used her for ritual and curses you to barreness? |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 9:55pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Trizyd: E be like sey, u pay house rent for my heart guy. How come u sabi wetin dey my mind? |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:31pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Trizyd: I don't already wash mouth, na to standa dey go remain my gee |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:19pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Thebadpolitican: What do u mean by dat? |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:11pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Thebadpolitican: Even with money, they go Bleep you up. I no fit follow her friend talk based on those levels or a friend of her friend. I hate Isolation too much. |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:09pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
JustPowerApps: Guy you na G. U sabi well well. If u see wetin one girl do me dat year eh. I for commit suicide o. I really loved her eh but she lied to me. And still dumped me in the refuse can. Mtcheeew. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:06pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
Lanmon: I have peace always. Thanks bro |
Romance / Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Brainmytool: 7:04pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
marlow1962: I think sey, i rough o. But dis guy rough pass me. But why u go burn person clothes without their consent? |
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