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shamecurls:
Sigh!

Cant u get busy....

Get a lubricant and self-service out the stupidity in you.m

like you do? bwahahahahaha!!

Never needed that, not with your wanton sister around

shamecurls:
#Daunce! Get a life!

It's actuall spelled this way (dunce) ignoramus!!!

shamecurls:
#LowLife

you'll see a real Low Life if you perchance just sneak a peak at a mirror

shamecurls:
#Mofo

Like doug rightly told ya, looking for a dunce? There's one staring back @ ya already from your mirror

shamecurls:
The article does not still erase the publicly known fact that Ayo and David were beneficiaries of GEJ's largesse

yes, it is so public that you alone have proof of it, proof you're not willing to share



Idiat!!!

Ehiscotch:
This guy, LOL. For how many years did Abacha rule this nation & how long did it take him to loot us dry? Do you think the Swiss returned all the Abacha loot or that we have repatriated every kobo? Abacha's wife reportedly said "they would never be as poor as Dangote" I don't know how true is it, but that is for another day. Most middle eastern countries today (who export oil) can boost of the richest men in the world today, we can only boost of the richest political office holders (politicians). The actual $200 billion I believe was inflated, yes.

I rest my case!

5starmilitant:
Kikikikikikikikiki

Oboy see this guy won take my office o. Bros I go fear who nor fear you o.

chisos! see me see trouble! oniovo you no go calm down, i be founding father and grand patron for this we level oh abi your presidency na the youth wing own? Bros as our forms don dear pass platinum now no use am run private shows oh remember say na highest bidders first by the way, aisha buhari codedly ping me say she fit dash me zahria for half form

Ehiscotch:
Asking if I know what $200 billion struck me as a rhetorical question. I presume u don't know what it is either. If u do, wetin be $200 billion, eh Uncle? And yes I have asked myself.

$200billion go be like @ least btw 70%-90% of our budget over the last decade so you tell me wetin $200billion be to you and why till now nobody don hear Pim! about the matter until rivers state election cast? abi our former ruling party politrickcians turned opposition turned current ruling party just dey wake up? abeg carefully and clearingly answer my questions like klint da drunk.

NobleAngell:
My dear there's no need to get aggressive. Lets have a mature argument. So wait are u saying Ese was under a spell? Do u know what went on behind close doors? And u talk of constitution, how many people even knw what the constitution says? Did u know what the constitution says when u were 21? Is it Yunusa that will know that under the law, ESE is underage and whatever decision she takes is just out of childishness? Have u tot of d possibility that maybe and I repeat maybe he is just as ignorant as she is?

am not being aggressive its just that your arguments are very disappointing given your gender and i assume, your maturity. since you now tacitly agree with me on what the law says and the only possible interpretation and outcome if the law is followed to the letter, let's talk about ignorance, when has that ever been an excuse in the eyes of the law? yinusa's ignorance will prove too costly for him and an example to others, so you want him to be forgiven for being ignorant about our Nigerian laws while being conscious and knowledgeable of the parallel Islamic laws that permit the crime up north, Islamic laws whose protection he sought and fled to and had esse converted to to make it legal under that same Islamic law? right! not gonna happen! why didn't he run away with esse to just his own residence within that locality since it was all about childish love? why all the way to kano? do you know what it feels like as a parent for your teenage daughter to disappear suddenly without trace or warning message? I pray you never find out. whether esse was hypnotized, placed under a spell or not is irrelevant here since she can not be held accountable for running away with her childhood crush under the law but yinusa being 21 is an adult and is culpable under the law period!

Ehiscotch:
Small boy? where did you get that notion from?

bigman answer my two questions

angels09:
I USED TO THINK YOU WERE SMART EVEN BEREMX WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE

even omenka no believe am

IYANGBALI:
PDP and Jonathan finished dis country. Wailers wetin una think? I know say una no go gree with me.





















Yeye people

so you believe the inconclusive $200billion story abi? eeya! zombies dey suffer sha! dey can believe anything.

Ehiscotch:
When wailers hear about how their hero & his goons wrecked this country they scream "propaganda". Even when they are abreast of the slow process of the judiciary they wail "they only arrest, why haven't they jailed them". When a PDP member is arrested they wail "selective anti-corruption, witch-hunting" when Saraki is arrested "Tinubu doesn't like him" . They can't stand the fact that the only thing GEJ achieved nothing but accepting defeat.

smallboy you know wetin $200billion be? ask yourself how much naija don earn in the past 16 years first!

omenka:
200billion dollars??
Lie.

even you? ! okay i shut up

funlord:


$200 billa? The goats wey wack dis 1 wack pass yams oh? Na yam, egg and fried plantain plus fanta be dis 1 abeg!



Meanwhile dis source sef? Wetin be "dawn till dusk news?"

in other news, an attempt to criminally rig the rivers state elections was foiled by massive voter awareness and watchfulness, the failed attempt was so embarrassing but as usual we doubt any one would be prosecuted.
now put that into context, aha! shebi you don code! correct!

Zoharariel:
I know you are not trying to shift the narrative. You are only practicing the standard Nigerian playbook of stupidity: Your evil justifies and rationalizes my evil.

The tragedy is that Nigerians hardly ever mobilize cultural alibis to defend what is good.

Mention any social or political or economic malaise, they will rootle the archives to find that it also happens elsewhere which, in their fevered brains, justifies, explains, rationalizes and cancels out the current issue.

Mention genocide and this category of foolish and irredeemable Nigerians will tell you that Hitler also did it.

You mention a particular politician who has just stolen, the idiotic Nigerian rushes out with : why haven't you mentioned this other one? Just like what this foolish poster just did.

How tha fvck can we ever progress with this fvcking mindsets?

tell me this isn't an attempt to divert attention from the dubiously and criminally bundled rivers state election?

5starmilitant:
There's nothing like wailing zombies. We have the wailing wailers which I happens to be the Southsouth zonal chairman, and Zombies which you happens to be one of their chieftain.

You people gave us wailers, and we accepted. We gave you zombies, please be proud of the name.

Enough said............

oshare calm down, when you overthrow me? which jazz you take run am?

slap1:
And they still had to kill her after rap!ng her? Did she recognize any of them?

I think so

NobleAngell:
And u think the guy doesn't have a mother? Be realistic pls. What if u are d guys father and u knw somehow that your son is being accused of something he isn't totally guilty of? U guys should open your eyes to reality. Nowadays, what a 14yr old child knows, u didn't knw at 27. Trust me.

that other guy totally figured you right, your thoughts are disturbing coming from a woman and the more you talk the more you disgust us, let's assume like you claim that esse chose to run away with yellow, yellow is 21, ease is 14, what does the Nigerian constitution say about this scenario? didn't it occur to you that by our "secular" laws esse doesn't have the right to make that decision for herself without her parents consent and since she doesn't have that right she can't be held accountable under the law but any adult who aids and abetts that decision by her without parental consent has commited a crime under our law and if that said adult is sexually involved with her the crime becomes paedophilia? if you claim you don't know that then consider yourself educated but if you know and say it doesn't matter, please when your daughter turns 13 or maybe 12 surrender her custody to the nearest illiterate imam run quaranic school so that she can freely express her love to any randy paedophile yinusa or yellow available and don't forget to encourage her, afterall, there's nothing wrong with it

authority2006:
If Buhari recontest again in 2019, we will still vote for him. It will do you a lot of good if you learn how to respect the choice made by others because you still have a long way to go. Fulanis/farmers crisis is not new, why now associating it with Buhari's administration? Because you are a tribalist. Elopement is not new either even if it involves minors. Have I lied? Then what is the Buhari's fault or those who voted for him in the two cases? Bitter loser.

your "we" is growing smaller by the minute and come 2019, your "we" would be on the negative or left hand side of zero automatically transferring to "them" or "us" so continue we-ing yourselves into irrelivance and oblivion

ionsman:
Whoever thinks PDP will win Edo election is a DUNCE.

thanks, am happy to be a wailing dunce, like i was when i thought PDP would win bayelsa, akwa-ibom and rivers

thagift:
go sit down mr PDP can you compare what useless lucky did to what Oshiomhole is doing now?

that was then, this is now operation flush APC out everywhere possible is underway.

NgeneUkwenu:
Silly IPOB Youths above: Whoever gets APC ticket in Edo is already the governor...

oh! so you're still alive and posting? "armchair analyst general" the elections are not far away, i'll remind you after the results

herbie27:
ur right in all u've said so far bt u still got me wrong.

Why i said men are cynical is true and a fact u can't even deny for example...der was a guy i dated for 3yrs and we do breakup and makeup...he was my type of man and i knew he loved me 4 who i was bt the problem was that his some1 dat's into women and i can't stand dat.

At first he made me believe i was the only one in his life and wen Eva i suspect a fowl play he gets angry.

Until i caught him and in each of the occasion he had something to lie wit because i didn't catch him in the act bt the 3rd time i caught him he had no lies to tell me again because it was glaring.

Now!, he loved me bt i can't stand a cheating guy...the question is...why cheat on me wen u love me?...and is because he jst can't help it since he wasn't ready to settle down.

tis true all you said and i myself am no saint, we men are polygamous by nature and we love sampling as many dishes as we can and am not saying that that is a good thing neither will i sermonize and hypocritically condemn what i indulge in and say it is bad (from a guys perspective of course ) i'll just say it just is, but the same happens to guys too so its more of a human thing rather than a guy thing, matter of fact in my first foray into an emotional relationship as a very young guy i got badly burnt and i ended it when i found out but after a couple of months of bitter "why me?" type of introspection i got back with the b1tch (sorry bout the language) afterall, she was too hot, i couldn't resist her and i had invested so much love in her besides other guys were still scoring points with her but i killed my feelings and built the great wall of China round my heart and i let her multitask without complaining, i on my part multitasked openly too and gradually weaned myself of her charms, she was the first to complain and started confronting other girls i rolled with warning them of and i was like WTF! aren't we in an open ended non exclusive relationship anymore? but i learnt, i learned that girls love players more than loyal dudes and they're their own worst enemies so now am a regular normal guy and i don't do that poisonous stuff called love, not if i can consciously help it anyway and funny enough am grateful to that b1tch who removed the scales from my eyes and open my potentials to me as i was a good "do no wrong" mommy's boy before she schooled me in reality, life and street so without defending your ex i'll hazard a guess here and say he like me might be the product of another b1tch's schooling and you being the most recent hapless victim of this continuous cycle wouldn't give a damn about that anyway so my advice to you is to wall of your heart and get back in the game and live your life like there's no tommorow and please don't go moral on me saying that's bad advice, just know it works (for me @ least) and the choice to or not to take my advice is yours just don't let bitterness and regret consume you chikena!

herbie27:
i knw dat sha.

U guys are only interested in urselves.

is that what you mean by being cynical? what exactly do you mean by being interested in self? my own opinion is that that is completely natural and very human but the "only" part is the red flag here, i don't believe that for one minute everybody has interest in someone else and if you think a guy doesn't have genuine interest in you, probably you've not given that particular guy a reason. to be interested in you, remember what i said about personality keeping or hooking a guy so if as a guy i find you hot and nothing else, naturally all i'll want is sex and more sex, but if I find you witty, engaging, brilliant, classy, neat and what not, i'll hang out more with you socially seeing as I'm enjoying your company. having said this, i'll like to believe that somewhere out there is a guy who'll be interested in you as much as and probably more than himself so goodluck

Seventeen:
my bros u are so wrong on the bolded. Most ladies do experience orgasm, just not during sex with u guyz, guess why, because truly truly, even though u maynot agree with me many of u have no clue how to bring a lady to climax. So we help ourselves(masturbate) mostly wen alone. Thats not to say ladies dont hv orgasms during actual sex, with experienced lovers, ladies do hv orgasms, but many just pretend so that their man dont feel bad about his innability to satisfy her, trust me, many times wen u guyz are doing sometin thats not pleasurable, some ladies just pretend to hav come, so dat u'll just get it over and done with. (this shuldnt b the case though, communication is key to good love making)
Bottom line is, we do have orgasms, plenty of it for dat matter, just dat its mostly not during sex with guyz. Cos many guyz are inexperienced in how to pleasure a woman, not neccessarily that they are bad in bedmatics.

About female orgasm being a feeling like being pressed to pee...... Oooooh booooy, i cant even begin to tell u how wroooooooong u are. .

@bolded, so what exactly is an orgasm and what does it feel like from your personal perspective because experience tells me that you girls have more than a single or general method of experiencing it and as a guy i want to know too

herbie27:
i hope airing my views here doesn't give any1 a wrong impression of my personality.

Talking abt experiences, i jst happen to have few as a young girl in her prime.

Have been in relationships b4 dat am happy i got in2 cos have learnt a lot bt frm November to date have been SINGLE cos have come to realize that men are cynicle.

Don't have any business in being in any relationship until the next guy can define what he wants and if his definition of what he wants is what i want and if he can prove me wrong that men are nt cynicle den i will gladly dat him.

So the experience is little and like i said... i like them moderate.

we guys are attracted by looks and physique and hooked by personality, so what've you got to offer in both departments? and what exactly do you mean by guys being cynical?

for one mudun of rice? haba osun! hunger bad sha

KashyBaby:
I totally agree with u OP...the thing is so many men wanna marry but their are not financially stable...a lot of couple lives in paycheck to paycheck & kids are the one suffering from the things they never asked for...

and what in your own opinion are girls supposed to bring to the marriage table? apart from the slit between their legs and high expectations?

fasho01:
Lol

Never! Some of us could perceive the stench of their deceit long before now.

you meant stench of their APC right?

anonimi:
Don't blame the APCshit zombie followers too much, bro.
Not their fault, really.
First they used the party's witch broom to sweep out their brains and then gave them Aisha rice plus salad.



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mehn! you no get chill

fasho01:
It's high time the dictionary adopted 'APC' as a synonym for 'deceit'.. One would think they have something to offer with this their win at all cost mentality.

Sadly, 10 months on, we know they are bereft of i deas on governance

I hope you were never "APCied" by their change chains jingle!