₦airaland Forum

kayustones:
Why is there so much discrimination against those who were not opportuned to go school. It isn't proper. Going to school is not a guarantee for success in life.
There are other means of education asides going to school.

Yeah! Come to think of it, koran reciting school is another means of education right? I always knew GMB would have made a fantastic imam

abdulkeks:
this form belongs to 1 abba sarki, checkout the email address and the Fone number. we re not illiterate like u. stop dis cheap blackmail. GMB TILL 2019

An abba sarki contesting for presidency under APC ? Aaaw pleeeazzz!! who is being illiterate now?

hrakabz:
And so what? Pointless attention seekers! That wudnt mean no sh*t to us! UP GMB!!! Sai yayi in sha Allah! Haters shud take a car and drive to hEll!

You must know the road to hell then.....................heard a rumour it was called buhari highway

asids55:
Gej to provide 2m jobs per year if re-elected.to get more
jokes,send JONATHAN to 088653 (otuoke )

Gmb to dash N5000 monthly to 25million Nigerians and raise the price of oil to $200/barrel if elected. To get more jokes, send BUHARI to 31871(daura)

Janedoe26:
I never at anytime insinuated at Jonathan's complicity in Yar'adua's death. Death is a debt we all must pay...the where and how isn't determined by us either. Jonathan became President after Yar'adua's death by the provision of the Constitution. This same constitution didn't provide for zoning. It is a party affair so its not a right per se. You get my point.

I know Jonathan is Law abiding and all but remember he said Boko Haram members were in his Government. Which member of his government has been prosecuted and if it was mere speculation don't you think it careless to make such statements in public without some level of certainty?
Imagine a nigeria with free, quality and compulsory education. Where the youths have a future...some will be brainwashed yes, but the numbers will nt be as many. I'm saying poverty and lack of education are not all but some of the reasons Boko haram thrives.

Lastly, my plea that tribalism be set aside is a message to all nigerians irrespective of zones.
I think it is mature to state your point without insults...using words like Senile and all were totally unnecessary. Your point would have been made without them.

senility is a natural process by which nature steals back her vitality from us and we will all get there if we are lucky. My calling buhari senile is while a thinly veiled insult also factually correct and that assertion was meant to be a double entrendre............why do i assert that he is senile? my dear his age is the greatest predisposing factor plus the fact that at odd times he forgets mundane information like his personal phone number and his vice presidential running mate's name.............do i hear you say inconsequential? once again my dear, the devil is in the details.

Also, not jonathan personally, but the SSS did prosecute a certain senator from borno state among many other people on charges of sponsoring, aiding and abetting terrorism but many were exonorated on account of insufficient evidence with protests of witch hunting and what not from the opposition accompanying the trial, well, your guess is as good as mine. Even if the current shekau were apprehended alive today, jonathan can not order his execution, he would have to go to court and be found guilty first and peradventure he were acquitted, would you logically be correct if you accuse jonathan of inaction or paying mere lip service?

Also, i might agree with you a little that jonathan's comment on the infiltration of his goverment was careless, but on the other hand it can be interpreted as a cry for help backed by deductive reasoning and supported by circumstantial evidence both of which won't secure a conviction in the court of law

MichaelSokoto:
U wan still c certificate? Ok!
Now repeat after me...

Say "I"
You - "I"

"Should"
You - "should"

"Go"
You - "Go"

"And"
You - "and"

"Kpeme"
You - "kpeme"!

hahahahahahahahaha
OK
i fromish tu faiyt kwurapshion afuta i gwo vak tu daura an finis framary seeks an mwamuriz mai fuone nuumba an ma veepeeee name shikena!! gaskiyani!!
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ilugunboy:
Mainly military rule....

oh c'mon! Spare me the rationalization. Military rule we know, by whom you should tell us and also we want your score card on this "mainly military rule" since you're so adept at giving scores like "rudderless"

Newkidoo:
Is this guy mad or wat!!
How is it buhari's fault huh
When asari dokubo was making different threats all over the news channels, where were u then?? Pls don't quote me again or I will curse u.. U r truly insane..

aaaw soyeee *wipes tear* didn't you see me on channels news saying it is my fault?

And for all the threaths, who has been killed by the acclaimed rabble rousers on channels in the south-south? How many northerners are running away on account of that? Has the opposition in the SS evaporated into non-existence on account of fear for their lives and well being?

Curse away boy, am curse proof

By the way, how is your accomodation at yaba psych? Hope you're following your drug regimen dutifully?

Newkidoo:
You have madness deep in your gene!!

no dude, me and my family are on the other side of the line......you know the line........that line...........do you even know the line?
That thin line on which on one side is lunacy and on the other side is genius
It's not difficult to figure which part of the divide you fall on
My condolences, well i guess yaba left beckons for you

Rawani:
Don't embarass yourself. We were discussing microeconomics and you're talking macroeconomics, your resort to invectives summarises your personaility. You should be the one claiming a refund from your headmaster.

NB: I usually don't respond to uncouth comments but I had to make an exception; kindly stay out of my mentions.

Cheers.

and to think you actually went to school and that you actually understand economics macro or micro
in your words, the companie whose stocks are listed on the dow jones index are responsible for americas economic strength right?

I wish i could say cheers and actually mean it.
But seriously, a little extra reading won't hurt you.

Janedoe26:
Well said. Need I add that zoning is a pa issue and not a national one coz it has no place in our Constitution. Besides, (1)Jonathan is running on Yar'adua tenure or is Yar'adua a SS man?

For those saying that Buhari is the sponsor of Boko Haram, (2)did he @ anytime admit to knowing who they are? NO Our President on the other hand (3)said he does and what has he done in that regard? Nothing..people are dying in thousands, you know their sponsors and you have done nothing? That is pure evil. Its just like friends kill his children.
(4)Just sad that intelligent youths cover their h religious and tribal sentiments.
Enough is Enough..we Nigerians shouldn't have it this bad.

1 - are you suggesting Jonathan is complicit in yaraduas demise, 'cos if not, the northerners only have themselves to blame for gross political miscalculation and it gladdens my heart that they are doing it again by championing an obviously senile(senility doesn't occur overnight, it creeps in slowly but steadily) buhari then peraventure he wins a does a yaradua, you'll now claim osibanjo is serving buhari's tenure abi

2 - c'mon, don't be naive.....were you really expect him to? To show he has no affiliation to them, let him come out and go beyond lamblasting the goverment for bungling the handling of the crisis and ACTUALLY CALL OUT BOKO HARAM IN NAME AND CONDEMN THEIR IDEOLOGY AND THEIR ACTIVITIES AND TELL THE WORLD IN PUBLIC THAT THEY AND THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT JUST UNISLAMIC, THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY ANTI-ISLAMIC but he won't do that would he? He would rather call them misguided youths reacting to poverty pervasive in the region, or he will say they are fighting against bad leadership or the best one is that they are goverment agents of destabilization in the northeast to prevent free and fair voting but he won't actually condemn them why? Because that would be him speaking from both sides of his mouth seeing as it is all just a chess game to him and the peoples of adamawa, borno and parts of yobe are not hausa/fulani and therefore expendable northern pawns.

3 - no he hasn't done nothing, he has done that and only that which he is allowed to do under the laws of the land which is prosecute those suspected of engaging in, aiding and abetting terrorism and that with little success because it is one thing to suspect and know someone is complicit, it is another thing to gather enough evidence to prove them guilty. Also, if you would remember that the law is so designed to err on the side of the guilty and the onus is always on the prosecution to prove guilt.
Also, it will be wise if you disabuse yourself of the notion that people like buhari or anyone else can be thrown into jail to await evidence being dug up against him on the basis of mere suspicion alone, this isn't buharis 1984 junta where you could rule by edicts and decrees, this is jonathans 3rd republic democracy where even the president despite his immunity can be held accountable by the people through the legislature and at the ballot box.

4 - isn't it rich that you expect other Nigerians to rise above religous and tribal sentiments when the hausa/fulani drones in the north obviously wouldn't? Nice try though.

ilugunboy:
It's actually 16 years of rudderless and mediocre leadership.

and 39 almost unilaterally northern years of . . . . . . . . . . . . . leadership before that.
Fill in the blank space and indict you GMB

ilugunboy:
It's actually 16 years of rudderless and mediocre leadership.

and 39 almost unilaterally northern years of . . . . . . . . . . . . . Leadership.
Fill in the blank space and indict you GMB

Newkidoo:
Can you quote one of the statement he made that you think incited such violence!!
If you could blame buhari, also blame Gej cos I believe if he had done great works in his 6years in office, this won't be the case!!

do you have a mental blockage somewhere?
Or is it selective amnesia
In btw, i hope you have enough blood for dogs and baboons to soak in?

Newkidoo:
Now, I see you are a real fool!! I won't descend so low to be exchanging words with a slowpoke like you! You will run back to ya hideout after the election!!
Btw, farming is a great occupation and I would be proud to be a farmer!! This is something a slowpoke like you won't understand!!
Better don't quote me!!

oh yes that's right, travelling across the SW forested spaces and lands, it becomes obvious how many south westerners have swapped their white and blue collars for the green collars of farmwork.
Come to think of it, isn't a large percentage of people actually doing farming as a livelyhood of south-south origin specifically Delta state
And yet you are going to take up the farming challenge? Right?
You should have told me you meant the greenfarm app on your android, or is it iPad...................joker

Newkidoo:
So is that buhari's fault
Girl, am sorry for wat is happening in north, some are really fed up of this administration and are ready to fight to this last to see that this administration doesn't return..
But, that is not buhari's fault in any way!!

no it is my fault, sorry your fault, i meant we faults, actually i was going to say them fault
IDIOT!!
How many northerners are running away from the SS & SE due to anticipated election violence
Now that you mention it, i actually think it was jonathans fault in 2011 and also in 2003 though i didn't notice that much violence in 2007
don't annoy me further with your rubbish

queencalipso:
I pity GEJ while buhari is enjoying a smooth ride in the ss and se his supporters here are being intimidated and threatened with death. Sometimes whe I read here how the ss ad se bRothers are clamouring for buhari it makes me wonder,hmm if only they live in the north the northern christains don't want buhari. I ve no problem with apc I only have a problem with buhari bcz that name alone is violence on its own. Here in some part of the north if u r not a buhari suporter you dare not argue about that else you will be. Attacked. While in camp we were adviced not to argue politics with any one can u imagine not being able to exercise your right for fear of being attacked just ordinary disribution of pvc here some one wa s stabed to death. No corper is willing to participate in the election everyone is planning to travel b4 the election. If only you ewarriors know how tense the atmosphere is here in the north u will only be praying for nigeria and not fighting each other on the internet. Mind u if north has the highest no of pvc collection it means nothing because there are also a lot of northerner who will vote GEJ. B4 u start shouting that I know nothing about the north I am a northerer by birth not by origin and I ve lived there all my life. If only apc had fielded another cadidate may be just may be we will be able to exercise our right without fear. As I type this now, people are selling off their properties and relocating some will come back after the election. Buhari has brought nothing but fear, intimidation and violence in nothern nigeria. Only God will save us in this election.

if only i had an angels trumpet to shout this out.....

Pity, even if i did, many still wont hear or they will hear but only what they imagine they hear.

And yet come FAILBUHARI they'll will be protesting that jonathan couldn't, shouldn't have won forgetting that as much as 40% of the northern(christian non-hausa/fulani) votes won't be pro-jonathan but rather anti-buhari votes.

blaqoracle:
yet the richest african is an Hausa man. dangote is richer than all the igbos put together.

#clapping


You
win
the
olympic
platinum
medal
for
naivety


GOSH!! i thought ignorance had been majorly wiped out from this generation I guess i was over optimistic

timilehing:
Quote me back on #FeBuhari-14. GEJ will bow out in shame

oh i agree too, come FAILBUHARI boyhari will weep again

Rawani:
He must think wealth is measured by cartons of spare parts or bales of Okrika.

oh but it is dumbass, cottage buisnesses and not mega-coporatations are the backbone and driving force of any economy
#gobacktoschool

MissMeiya:
Which side do you think is "winning" from what has been posted? There goes your own bias.

The guy is right. From the entries on this thread, GEJ supporters are less witty and more immature.

YOU look at what has been posted.

Shey you remember wetin dem dey call wording when we do as children abi? Or for those of una wen grow for yankee, the "yo mama fat" contest?
Now extrapolate it to this thread
Are you feeling warm?
Is your logic mechanism figuring it out?
Figuring out that THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT MATURITY, IT IS ABOUT HILARITY
Pheew!!! It is exasperating explaining the obvious to adults who are supposed to have understood already, it is like teaching A B C to a twenty year old.
As for who is winning, I would have thought that was obvious seeing as it is the pro-PDP posts getting the stick from moralists like you.

Just before i go

You mess he no do pooo he no do paaaaa he do mamaaaaaaangoooooooooziiiiii!!!!!

luluosas:
Really? So, you've lost all logical reasoning for refusing to access the images as posted and the shallow mindedness of those writing on them, especially on the camp of the PDP supporters. Stay well.

So much for your claimed neutrality

Logic demands that a neutral see first and foremost the funny part of these posts seeing as that is what these topic is all about-----a pictorial dissing contest. Even I laugh at the anti- GEJ posts so what's the big deal? In a dissing contest there is always a winner and since the currently winning side is not the one you prefer it rubbishes any claim of neutrality you claim.

Plus...............

Like say we no know before

luluosas:
Having viewed the images posted to this very place, I hereby conclude in my own assessment that:-
1. PDP supporters are trouble makers.
2. PDP supporters are inciteful.
3. PDP supporters are immature
4. APC supporters are more clever.
5. APC supporters are very matured and bravery.
6. APC supporters are tolerance.

This is my neutral position based on the images as posted. Thank you all.

If really you are neutral, all you're expected to see is the hilarity and comedy on display from both camps but despite your protestations to the contrary, the camp you belong to is very obvious

On buharis literacy

[quote author=jpphilips post=29780068][/quote]OH! u still here? Good

Still waiting for non-daftonomical answers from you

MichaelSokoto:
Jonaboy 6yrs report card

Security - F61
POwer - F13
Respect 4 elders - F9
Road. F9
Corruption. - F23
Baba Iyabo. - F9
Ekweme. - F9
Ndigbo. - F9
Immigration scam - F9
#1k cement. - F9
Subsidy. - F9

Ok ok ok ok ok abeg just show me boyharis school leaving certificate or his o' level results abeg, abeg just show me results of any exam written by buhari organised by a recognised examinations conducting body

Though I don't remember jonathan writing any exam o anyway sha na you bring exams and results enter the matter na oya do the need full

MichaelSokoto:
D latest iz...
Jona-boy - 0
Buhari. - 4

WoRd!

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That your crystal bowl when you been dey take see future when don crack when you use not so super glue take gum na I'm you dey trust him predictions? U no know say you suppose dey read everything backwards? Meaning.........

Goodest luckieSt Johnny Johnny 5 - 0 boyhari

Eeeya! Sorreee

Gbawe:
Who is this attention-seeking cretin? My uncouth friend, take a hike. I am not interested in your incoherent drivel.

Has there Ever been an olympics for coherence in which you were made the judge?

I wish i could meet you in person and have you call me cretin to my face, GMB and boko-haram wouldn't avail you then.....

If its all the same, pay heed to my warning and install a plug on your leaky buccal cavity before it recklessly leaks your life's essence away

Sheggy13:
Tell me which other tribe has the same level of intolerance as your people. You talk low of other people as if they're sub-humans but still live amongst them and expect them to love you in return. If you don't call them ofe mmanu and dirty people, you call them ewu Hausa. It doesn't work like that. Hateful comments of your people on a chieftaincy title bestowed on the former number one person of this country leaves much to be desired. This is not an exclusively Igbo affair as the recipient is not Igbo; hence the magnitude of hate shown on this thread.

Who da eff says am igbo?
Don't get confused......this is me critisizing the overwhelming boldness and vehemence with which some yorubas attack other tribes not just ibos and did i say that different tribes don't make different snide remarks about other tribes, the word for igbo in my tribe literarilly translates into man-eater and is more descriptive than insulting, the word for yoruba connotes someone unhygeinic but i don't go waving that in front of every ibo And yoruba i interact with do i? I don't even think about it consciously or sub-consciously in my interactions since those words were coined by my ancestors over 150 years ago to describe peoples they newly started interacting with and wouldn't correctly apply to their descendants, i believe every other tribe has words like this to describe other tribes so why should you take it as a personal insult when i don't when i hear those ascribed to my tribe that are not that condescending? When other peoples tell me what they think about my tribe, I laugh when i find it comical, debate with them when necessary, educate them how different we are now if necessary and when I don't succeed i simply live with it but i don't engage in bitterness and hate(except if you're hausa/fulani of course and even that i only do in a political context and only in a political season like this online not in the real world) and i don't go around acting like i am entitled to an opinion in discourse pertaining to other tribes internal matters and politics as some of you yorubas are fond of doing, i know some ibos do the reverse too and this applies to them too but the number of yorubas doing this is far too much to tolerate so learn to sit back quietly and observe without voicing that all too important opinion i know you're entitled to especially when it is prone to interpretations of tribal bias CHIKENA!!!!!!

Dreyl:
you this disgusting bítch you know you will soon be mine, you will be my sex slave after GMB wins the election!

Before or after I cut of both your tongue and that tiny teensy little excuse of a pinyatta you call your cahonAs