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czarina:
You sound familiar though. Do I know you? Just curious.




P. S
Not a Buhari fan or sycophant but I still believe if the cases of the marauding herdsmen and farmers clash had been nipped at infancy, we would be saved all this trauma. I live in Jos and I know how much I try to restrict movements daily because of the issues on ground, I know how much my people in the South worry about me still living there despite the tension, I know how much my friends in Jos south(bukuru)area of the city walk on eggshells because of the same unease. I have a particular friend who will never walk alone in an Hausa-Fulani area unescorted and guess what she's a southerner like me who has to stay there for her business. (you may ask, why stay in a volatile area when you can simply move back home? Well, for one, this wasn't the Plateau we loved when we first came as Corp members, yes, there had been series of violence but sanity was fast returning and we thought, yes, why not? Like every other person we expected and still expect the authorities to do something lasting but it doesn't negate the fact that if this nonsense had been squashed decades ago, we'd all be better off.)

I quietly read what you wrote and I can infer that you are intelligent. That said, I know that many Southerners especially Igbos feel at home in Jos and quite a number of them were born and raised there. However, there is always a time in our lives when we must take a hard decision regardless of its momentary inconvenience. Whatever business you are doing in Jos or whatever friends you have in Jos can always be replicated here in the South/East. Owerri is beautiful ditto Enugu among others, so why endanger your life in a place you don't feel safe? Believe me, it can only get worse over there and the authorities are not in the least interested in putting a stop to it. For your sake and your loved ones, PLEASE LEAVE JOS ASAP!!!

I'm really baffled at the sophisticated stvpidity and moronic delusions of the wasterners. To think that these reprobates are yet to smell the coffee makes me to shake my head in shock and awe. They can still go ahead and vote for the terrorist en mass while chanting their new song of no credible opponent. And you begin to wonder if anyone can be worse than the devil itself. Mark it today, what is happening now is just a dress rehearsal compared to what will happen post 2019 if the terrorist remains on seat. Even the cities will not be safe because these terrorist herdsmen would be making incursions into the cities by then. These foo.ls still shouting Sai Barberian will look back in anguish with regret but it be too late.
An Igbo adage says that you can infer how sweet sh!t will be through the smell of flatulence.
It's visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that this unfortunate country has finally come to its end yet they keep hoping that there would be a magic that would turn things around. Those in the central region are now between the devil and the deep blue sea, either way, I don't know how they are going to escape what is happening to them and even worse that is already in the offing if the international community fails to intervene.
It is deja vu once more, just like 1966, just like Rwanda and just like Bosnia.
God bless Nnamdi Kanu, he is/was a great man who sacrificed his freedom and life while trying to save his people. He will forever be remembered for good.

I'm really baffled at the sophisticated stvpidity and moronic delusions of the wasterners. To think that these reprobates are yet to smell the coffee makes me to shake my head in shock and awe. They can still go ahead and vote for the terrorist en mass while chanting their new song of no credible opponent. And you begin to wonder if anyone can be worse than the devil itself. Mark it today, what is happening now is just a dress rehearsal compared to what will happen post 2019 if the terrorist remains on seat. Even the cities will not be safe because these terrorist herdsmen would be making incursions into the cities by then. These foo.ls still shouting Sai Barberian will look back in anguish with regret but it be too late.
An Igbo adage says that you can infer how sweet sh!t will be through the smell of flatulence.
It's visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that this information country has finally come to its end yet they keep hoping that there would be a magic that would turn things around. Those in the central region are now between the devil and the deep blue sea, either way, I don't know how they are going to escape what is happening to them and even worse that is already in the offing if the international community fails to intervene.
It is deja vu once more, just like 1966, just like Rwanda and just like Bosnia.

SoNature:
Outsourcing of jobs to make more money

I love freelancing die

But my challenge is that my area is full of Yahoo boys and people may just assume I am one of them

Now that's another con. Illiteracy and ignorance has made most Nigerians to believe that everybody who is always working online is a Yahoo boy, and that's very discouraging and annoying. For one to keep late nights, struggle and work hard to deliver projects only for people to reduce your genuine hard work to fraud is terrible to say the least and not to talk about the menace of SARS that would also harass you. Nigeria is really messed up in all angles.

danjumakolo:
So
1.What do u do as a freelancer?
2.What was your last freelancing job and how much where u paid?
3.What is your freelancing i.d?I want to see your rating.


All above will certainly encourage me to start.
Thanks sir

Like seriously? You make it sound like you are doing him a favour by becoming a freelancer Are you going to share the proceeds with him or what??

There is sense in your epistle.

Cursed shithole!!

This is rubbish!!

Rubbish! You join the same terrorist to commiserate abi?

No feeling of anger, no declaration of national mourning, despite massacre of over 200 human beings including men, women and children in the most horrendous manner. Nigeria is not a nation!!

Switruth:
Just imagine. Na human life them dey compare like this oh.

My brother or sister, the thing just weak me. Can you imagine this blood thirsty vagabond comparing killings among states in the country he is supposed to be the president?? What daftness! What kind of iberiberism is this? Yet some useful idiots still want to vote for him again!!

The bastard terrorist has come again with his unintelligent and annoying comparison. How can this insensitive I'd!ot be the president of a country??

Rwanda is fast unraveling before us here in Nigeria!!

God bless you Ma. They are now crying hysterically to the extent that the terrorist has been forced to visit the Plateau in trying to douse the tension even when he is inwardly happy with what his fellow Islamic terrorists are doing.

Daeylar:
Is it the need to get high that serious that they resort to 10 days old urine?

Humanity has lost northern Nigeria!! This news is freaking surreal, I'm now covered with goose pimples Please who has the key to North Korea's nukes?

Nigeria is already breaking up, and more worrisome is the fact that it is happening violently yet so many people are blind to see it until it's too late. It's already getting late right now, because Rwanda and Bosnia may be a child's play considering that terrorist herdsmen are now killing from village to village while grief stricken villagers are taking over highways, dragging out people and killing them in reprisals!! Are these not exactly what happened in Rwanda and Bosnia?? Will the world watch idly while another genocide albeit a worse form takes place in Nigeria?? Time to act is now!!!! The world should call for a referendum now on Nigeria because when sh!t hits the fan as it's about to do so, the refugee crisis Europe is currently battling will be nothing compared to the surge of millions of Nigerians that would besiege their borders!!

Don't get me wrong, the loss against Argentina was so painful that it felt like the sting of a scorpion, but let's look at the bright side of it. Below are the reasons why our loss may be a blessing in disguise.
1. There won't be any distraction to our sorry state; if we had won against Argentina, there would have been a widespread euphoria to such an extent that we would suddenly forget the ongoing massacres going on the middle belt. All the headline news, blogs, Twitter, Facebook etc will be about the super eagles win, Messi's disgrace, the pig etc and any other thing would be pushed to the back burner.

2. APC and it's enfant terribles like Lai Mohammed, Adeshina, Garba would have hijacked it!
Nigeria is in a sorry state at the moment, we have never had it so bad economically, socially, security wise etc yet those in charge are less concerned and are even campaigning for second tenure. The aforementioned propagandists would have twisted the narrative to suit them as part of Buhari's achievement.

3. The loss will make our celebrities to stop looking for cheap publicity; every Nigerian who is active on the social media would attest to the fact our celebrities are really cashing in on this world cup to tell us they are still alive. Instead of engaging in productive ventures they are busy wearing jerseys and doing all manner of stunts all in the name of supporting super eagles but people understand the game. At least, they would now look for something to do than showing us fake Aba jerseys and dancing shaku or tweaking with their bums.
Thank God it's all over!!

Nice one Ohanaeze, the terrorist must never use our resources to build any worthless ranch because that is private business.

Bast.ard barbarians!!!!

Cursed 4th world country! Nigeria is a disgusting piece of sh!t. Tufiakwa, in this age and time?? This is what you get when you share a country with barbarians. Igbos will surely get Biafra in my lifetime.

vizkiz:
I will give two people 50k tomorrow if super Eagles beat Argentina.

Just quote my moniker with your account number. I'll credit the first two account numbers. GO EAGLES!

I know you think it will be impossible for Nigeria to win Argentina but in football, the unthinkable sometimes happens, so I hope you will redeem your pledge if by any stroke of luck the super eagles win tomorrow

Stop posting rubbish adverts if you won't have the decency to put a price tag on it.

JupiterGeekVII:
Women are typically better decision-makers than men.

Lies from the pit of hell. Men generally has a higher IQ and are by far better managers than women. What the op posted could have happened but it's more of an exception than the rule. In my own case, my father was the best manager and foresighted person I have known in my entire existence. He bought several lands and equally developed them. Later in life when things became difficult for us, he sold one of his lands and used the proceed to send me and my elder brother to the university while he used part of it to develop new flats in our compound but my mum was against the idea and told him he will only succeed in turning our compound into a public yard Sadly, she even rallied us to her side but my father (God bless his soul) didn't listen to us. Today, he is late but my mum has been enjoying the rent and has realized her folly back then when we always taunt her for the lack of foresight back then.

Vashti? Is he or she Indian?

Mrchippychappy:
So by letting the fulanis place 9 colonies in 10 states across the country, the igbos would have advanced productive political goals, right? Now don't take this the wrong way but you are indeed a monkey, that's an indisputable fact, so one has no choice but to pardon your way of reasoning, however, what baffles me is your ability to use the computer, honestly, I am surprised the management at Audu Bako Zoo, in Kano state now allow monkeys have access to the computer, I must say I am impressed! Computers in the zoo, a bit misplaced considering the large number of northern almajiri children who remain uneducated but still, I am astonished at the fact that an ape such as yourself has advanced computer skills, Impressive! I am in awe.

Chai, this is savagery but the baboon actually deserve it. The desperation of Buhari and his fellow Islamists in getting foothold in the middle belt and South is really alarming but it's equally comforting that there is a unanimous opposition against it. Buhari can continue with this madness and hopefully it will cause crises that will lead to the ultimate breakup of this useless and worthless union.

Complete super chickens. Teranga Lions are superb

Avoidable deaths all over the zoo. So sad!

omoelerin1:
See people wey dey fight for Biafra? they no even like one another

Are you new to nairaland or what? That bingo you quoted is a dirty imposter with many handles, so don't be decieved! On topic, the governor of Ebonyi state is a very stvpid and myopic man who is being used as a tool for destabilization in Igboland. This bast.ard won't have said anything if this was done by a northern governor, in fact, he would have been the one to defend them!! He is just trying to instigate the people of Ebonyi state against their kits and kins. Of all the important things in the world, this idiotic man is only worried about name change of a street!!? I'm from Imo state and although the name change may be for good reasons but that governor should either allow the status quo or rename another Street Abakailaki road in to stop the Judas called Umaru from bringing division in Igboland. The current crop of governors we have in Igboland today are all efulefus. Smh.