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[quote author=Racoon post=135542852][/quote]Roger Moore all the way.

Ernie and Byrd of Sesame Street.

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The Pope is from Chicago.

The "prezdent" scholed and lived in Chicago.

The "prezdent" has criminal records in Chicago.

Is there more to this "invitation"?

TimeManager:
https://dailytrust.com/fani-kayode-reacts-to-tinubus-handshake-with-pope/

Vegetable soup under $2.
You're a good resource manager and probably a die-hard bargain hunter.
Meanwhile, how many portion did you get from this?

Sunisonflex39:
Good evening nairalanders, it's me again.
Here is the soup made with #2,900

Let me not bore all of you with big big talks

Meat #1,000

Water leaf #250

Ugu. #250

Kpomo #500

Isam #200

Crayfish #100

Oil. #400

Onion #100

Knorr cube #100


To be young bachelor is not easy o..we learn to cut coat according to size...

Rate my cooking and management jare..
Let me manage Nigeria economy

It'll be nice to hear the type/kind of music she's DJ-ing.
There are Gospel DJs who vibe only Gospel songs.

ExAngel007:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/VideoCapture_20250501-123551_1746099918.jpg


https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJG-zA4szRL/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

The Police effort is commendable albeit this form of operation should be extended towards combating banditry, kidnapping and terrorism.

Wealthoptulent:
E don set! GREED won't let Nigerians WISE, ahoof!


Ahoof dey Run werin again?
Belle dey run now, una dey look for Phlagyl !

I've once been "arrested" for driving one-way somewhere in Mushin some year ago. When I told the "Olopa" that I could not have driven one-way with a sign, he parked me aside, asked me to get down to show me the sign. Lo and behold, the one-way sign was inside a gutter. I burst into laughter while the "Olopa" looked at me with all seriousness and said "I go see how you go laff wen you reach station". I had to call a contact from Ilupeju Police Station to come help me out.
It's just about harassment and extortion with these set of people.

Oh my goodness. This is just so sad.

anthonyuncle:
Commit suicide naw.
Why waste time telling us you want to do it?
You think your suicide will make her change?
Do it and see your ghost watch her move on faster than you thought.

Oga!
Go and have a shower.
Take a stroll to a motherless babies home and sing san da li li li with the kids for 2 hours.

🤣🤣🤣

Afodot0022:
Top of the day to my nairalanders family, God bless you all in all ramifications. I know some will be familiar with my stories here, if you are not, you can visit my profile to get familiar.

My girlfriend have been living with me for a month now and reason I took her in was that she was kicked out from her friend she shared an apartment with and got no choice than to accept her briefly pending when she gets her own accomodation.

Initially I thought it will be beneficial she staying as I expect her to support but she is sole dependent on me even knowing that she works and earn well.

Now the narrative is changing as this my girlfriend is getting too relaxed, comfortable and looks like she doesn't want to leave again and want us to live together. At first I wanted this cos I expected she will also contribute in the house but I noticed she has been keeping her money to herself despite her working and depending on me solely and making me take husband responsibility that I have not signed for.

She is kinda lazy even despite her living with me, I still do my chores, clean and attimes cook. She only do these once in a while. There was a time she wanted to do her laundry, our dirty cloths was in the basket, she picked only her own dirty cloths and left mine to wash her own alone, I was surprised she acted that way despite the help I rendered for her.

I was divorced 2years ago and don't even want to think about another marriage any time soon cos of the issues, stress and responsibility involved in marriage, now it seems this girl is driving me to that route which am not even ready or prepared for.

The last time I told her to get her apartment before this month end, she didn't take it well with me, she started crying and manipulating me emotionally. To myself, even if you want us to live together as couple atleast I should know your parents and do something on your head to prove that we are both married but truth be told, am not ready for such for now, am not ready for marital commitment.

Pls house, advice me on how to navigate through this situation, how can I get her to leave my apartment nice, as it is now, I don't even care if her leaving will be the end of the relationship, cause I remember she mentioned that if she leaves, she won't come to my house again never I just want to have my place to myself so I can plan and focus with the little am managing instead of her adding to my responsibility which am not st for.

Pls if you have once been in this situation, kindly drop some tips and advice that will help me out on this cos it's giving me sleepiness night and I don't want to treat her harshly or rudely. I will appreciate all you inputs

There's no greater revelation you can get than this to confirm she's not for you. How can a red flag be more red than this?
You must be decisive and insist she moves out to get her own place and not give in to any form of emotional blackmail or manipulation except you're ready for another future divorce (which may be worse).

naptu2:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Onobrakpeya

Indeed, one of Nigeria's and Africa's brilliant finest artist in modern and contemporary times.
God bless your day and new age Òse.

As I see it, Nigerians have become "endangered species" both home and abroad.
Where's the respite?

If he cannot walk on "sinful ground" on which ground does he want to drive?
How such people have followers is what I still don't understand.

For the first, Akpabio has spoken the truth.

As it stands, you qualify as a millionaire if you own or ride a keke.

The day any govt in power in Nigeria takes the bold step to indigenize or "Nigerianize" all South African assets and investments and restrict diplomatic relations, there'll be no end to all this rubbish from SA towards Nigeria and Nigerians.

A reputable commercial law firm located in Victoria Island is in need of corporate drivers for urgent employment.
Requirements
- Male
- Valid and current Drivers’ License and necessary driving documentation
- Must be resident on the Island or it's environs (between Lagos Island and Lekki environs)
- Must be in good health
- Not more than 35yrs old and no underlying conditions
- To start work immediately if necessary requirements are met
- Knowledge of travel routes in the South-West will be an added advantage.
- Two references with government approved ID cards

Interested and qualified candidates should send their resumés in either words or pdf format via email to; edgestonecareers@gmail.com.

A corporate law firm located in Victoria Island, Lagos seeks to recruit the following;

JOB DESCRIPTION – SENIOR ASSOCIATE, DISPUTE RESOLUTION
Office Location: Lagos

Position: Senior Associate

Sector: Legal Services

Reporting Line: Partner, Dispute Resolution, Advocacy & Tax

Experience: 4-7 years

Candidate must have general experience in a broad range of dispute resolution and advocacy matters with specific understanding and experience with assisting clients navigate knotty issues.
SKILLS AND COMPETENCIES
· In-depth specific knowledge of dispute resolution and legislation relating to briefs handled by the Firm e.g. Investments & Securities, Foreign exchange, Capital Markets, Mergers & Acquisitions, Banking & Finance etc.
· Ability to initiate and conclude all processes and trials in a matter with minimal or no supervision
· Ability to identify potential legal issues or pitfalls in matters and advise suitable case management strategy.
· Ability to see tasks through within timelines with minimal or no supervision
· Ability to manage own workload and that of Associates
· Uncanny eye for detail.
· Excellent communication skills: oral and written
· Ability to architect strategy along with leadership skills
· Excellent analytical skills
· Commercially aware
· Proficiency with MS Office Suite or related software.
Competence to build and effectively manage interpersonal relationships at all levels of the firm
Supervise, train and mentor associates
· Appraise and identify skills gaps of associates and recommend appropriate training to fill identified gaps
· Interact with clients and provide updates on matters as well as latest legal developments within client’s sector

JOB DESCRIPTION – ASSOCIATE, DISPUTE RESOLUTION
Office Location: Lagos

Position: Associate

Sector: Legal Services

Reporting Line: Partner, Dispute Resolution, Advocacy & Tax

Experience: 1-3 years
Candidate must have general experience in a broad range of dispute resolution and advocacy matters with specific understanding and experience with assisting clients navigate knotty issues.

Experience and Qualifications
Self-starter
Strong problem solving and analytical skills
Ability to multi-task
Able to work independently and learn new tasks quickly
Excellent written and oral communication skills
Proficiency with MS Office Suite or related software.
People-oriented and results driven
Excellent active listening, negotiation and presentation skills
Competence to build and effectively manage interpersonal relationships at all levels of the firm

Compensation package is competitive. Minimum of second class upper from either University and Nigerian Law School.
Interested candidates who are available to resume as soon as possible or latest 1st September, 2022 should forward their application and CV in pdf or word document to either to edgestonecareers@gmail.com.

Shortlisted candidates will be contacted via email or sms.
*VACANCY*

An executive assistant is needed in a corporate law firm based in Victoria Island, Lagos.

Person must be a *young male* graduate with good oral, writing and organizational skills.

He must also be *highly ICT proficient* and live preferably on the Island.

Will be involved in generally organising the activities of the Partner within the Firm as well as with other agencies, professional and other bodies and organizations to which he belongs, which shall include:

- time management and scheduling of his activities and meetings (including diarizing his activities and sending reminders)
- taking instructions and dispatching and responding to letters/emails on the Partner’s behalf.

- maintaining records and files of the partner

- providing general administrative support to the Partner.

- the candidate must be a resourceful and driven person who is able ro work with little or no supervision.

Interested candidates should send CV in pdf or word document to edgestonecareers@gmail.com

fatdon2:
http://www.punchng.com/news/mfm-splashes-n91m-on-members-with-first-class/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

OP, point of correction. The total number recipients was 108 and not 180 including 2 NYSC recipient of presidential award.

Also, the amount quoted is not correct as all the first class graduates from university got 500k while those of polytechnic got 300k.

OP, go ahead if that's your wish or plan at the moment and if you've found the right person that has agreed.

My parents had me when my Dad was few months to his 26th birthday and Mum a month to her 21st birthday.

Now, I'm seen as their younger sibling to outsiders.

He was already very comfortable then. Both of them professionals already working.

Wish you the best.

N3.5m? Your hubby must really think of you so cheap (trying not to say WORTHLESS).
He's the one that is WORTHLESS and should be "SLAPPED" to "SNAP" out of his nightmare.
He has just shown you his real person. He's got no shame and has no iota of respect or regard for you.
Play them both (hubby and boss) by recording future conversation(s), request that your personal bank account be funded before the "show".
Once you get the alert, call/text the he-goat boss and thank him for his 'kind gesture" towards your family and walk away. Worse case he'll sack hubby but won't be bold to ask for the money back. (I'm sure the money will be a good buffer for a while if well managed and invested)
But, if can't play them both, go report the poverty-stricken, sick-minded, lazy hubby to his parents and ask that they call him to order.

Archmed:
King Solomon jor!!
The scriptures cant be wrong!!
Person wey use raw gold build temple of God...na beans?

My thoughts exactly.

Meat wey you dey forbid, no take teeth share am.

"I no go fit climb up", na for ground you go talk so.

Try this PIN: 2B2BB02C.

Send a request and place your order.

All the best.

Some relief.

This kind of story is enough for any country to ask foreigners (including Nigerians) to go back to their countries.

Spending a whole lot of money silently more than she spends sure seems a louder way of screaming.

I humbly suggest a 30days emergency evacuation programme that will see the return of Nigerians by air and sea. Now you see why having a national carrier is imperative?
Thereafter, the high commissioner should be recalled and the high commission closed. Then the Nigerian govt will nationalize all SA economic interests and employ returnees to manage them.
Trust me, SA economy will be never remain the same again and the "GREEN PASSPORT" will once again be highly revered, respected and honoured globally.

How much per flat?

Nice one OP.

I humbly urge u Mafia gangsters to renounce and repent from this deception of the devil.

Thankfully a great number have turned away and even become pastors winning souls for the kingdom of God.

I minister to you as a converted one who has been saved from this path of destruction.

God bless you.