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AgapeCharis:
[size=13pt] He is single!
Tired of it!
But
Doesn't know the way out [/size]

emusmith:
If it was in the days of Moses and Elijah them, who give such people power to do any of these in Church ?

Any small misbehaviour can land you "Angelic slap"

Grace sha

Some of them are...



1. Making Calls


You're in Church and will still be replying calls saying "call me later, I dey Church" or "sell am for #3500" - To whom it may concern


2. Browsing


Some folks have replaced Bible for iPad these days, so it makes it very easy to switch from Bible to NL or FB



3. Taking photos


Babes working outside the church like traffic unit, crowd control unit, ushers or even environmentalists are mostly guilty of this. Last Sunday, some even pleaded I snapped them...me too snap them


4. Turning back to admire or to see who is admiring you


This one tire me sha... She makes a new hair and every minute she is pampering it and looking back....hmm...some will just be looking around as if they're in church in search of a treasure- Treasure Hunt ni



5. Ladies walking in the aisle when the church is dead silent


She and her high heels... The other day, one almost fell right before me... Pastor is preaching, you go just cat walk from back to front with "one kind dress like that"...na wa o! Thus, causing an interference in the flow ...


6. Farting


Farting is real o..., Some people nor dey fear God at all...How you want make people handle the message? Some people dey fart through their mouths sha...When pastor say "Tell you neighbour..." I go look opposite oo or form seriousness


7. Breastfeeding


There is always a place for breastfeeding mothers to breastfeed, but some do it as occasion bids... Anywhere that the baby cries, them just bring the thing out... Them nor send you at all o...



I know some can't be controlled and a few of us have been involved in one or more of these...


Which are you guilty of?

Have a nice week ahead

Odunharry:
specialist900 where my money??
All of una dey here o...since last month im neva pay me and if i talk e go be like person dey vex...na when i call Police 4 u ur eye go clear..

Lepetitechic,breez.yrita,AGAPEC.HARIS,HF.OG AND ELA.NTRACEEY make una come tell una friend.

iceberylin:
Yea, ya'll are stupid

elantraceey:
I can do it for a year , as long as he allows me answer any important call and read my messages.

HFOG:
Present twice ma'am. My night was pleasant though too short. How've you been? You need to appoint deputy teacher o as you're MIA sometimes :p

AgapeCharis:
mine was fine. What's up for today?

emusmith:
Are you part of us? What happened na?

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

Ah! Hiohioohiohihiiiiii

That girl is bad! But make I confirm sha; D

naijaboiy:
Copy and paste

Odunharry:
u too?

Ehn o. I don join

emusmith:
Not so late...I kept a seat for you

oh! So you knew I had no val? Oya, tell me how!

Specialist900:
ad present ma.

But as teacher no come yesterday, how we go take mark you absent na?

Hope you're fine sha

I'm good Swidy! You wan dey count your teacher's absence? You're a bad pupil. [?font]

Specialist900:
are you trying to tell us that if you don't shout she wouldn't hear? Or is it that our teacher (BreezyRita) has ear problem?

[font=serif] Ask him o
Charis, I tell you say I no dey hear well??

MrIncrediible:
I'm suspicious of all female accounts opened this month with pretty girls as profile picture..I don't know why.

AgapeCharis:
[size=15pt] Present ma!!!

How was your night?[/size]

Flytefalls:
Because unfortunately, people change.