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bunmioguns: *draw him closer and speak quietly to his ear* common guy, u r nt d bright dt i knw before nw. . .u can do more than dis

*pat him on d head and walk bak on his way*

Sorry u did not know*i changed since wen I became d H.O.D of yabbing department which is å subsection of jokes section.So if I yab u,I âm bringing out d jokes in you.

booqee: ^^ I've tried it all, but its still d same

Ťĥĕ only reason d pics didn't upload may be because ur face too ugly.*No offence*its my opinion*

bunmioguns: sorry to say . .You guys av lost ur sense of Humour

Don't let me insult ur great grand mother in d grave cos she has not wrong me in any way.

bunmioguns: sorry to say . .You guys av lost ur sense of Humour

Don't let me insult ur great grand mother because she has done nothing wrong!

Where is d joke?

jackpot: hehehe. . .

and I even thought it's Peak/Nunu Milk

Yeah,u are partially right.the left breasssst contains concentrated nunu/peak milk while d right breassst contains diluted cowbell/loyal milk.
U take d right piece while I hold on to d left.DEAL?

jackpot: i said you shouldn't talk to me, you this frying-pan-shaped headed black kwashiokor-ed pot-bellied dwarf~

Falls from å banana tree while l̶̲̥̅̊
åûģĥĩňĝ!

Is dis d joke? Is dis d joke?

Ŵĥŷ is d MOD using å censored word?

booqee: Mumu! he doesn't even know how to quote!!

I may not know how to quote but not as illiterate as u dat don't know d difference btw photograph and autograph

Pls no offence*its all part of jokes*
Btw,I still long for ur conspicuous and bogus loyal/luna/cowbell milk.

Go $ never come back again.
Waves him bye-bye.

[quote author=booqee]you're dry [/quote
I âm dry but not as dry as your flat,2 unequal,iron-bra-holding breastssss.

Wakes up and starts singing....

Booqee uses iron-bra(No b wash))
Bingbagbo's prick stands erect while bending to d left(this one na true)
Vivly has å nice arse(na wash)
Mikuz is å fine boy(correct)

Yaba left is still very m̶̲̥̅̊
účĥ uncrowded and yet nairaland is still a host to so many epileptic brains.

booqee: yeah of course no offence! After 6pages and about 200 comment on my thread?! u'd think i'll take offence from a useless and boring comment from a mumu poster like bright? Nah nah nah! I'd never take offence.
Btw where were u when i opened the thread, when people were really commenting, when d fun was really hot? And u're just commenting now?? Pluto?? Or your village? Late comer oshi!

Thanks for expressing ur incumbent anguish.You really take delight in seeing people comment on this dumb thread which is a product of ur low mental capacity.
Pls go to d nearest bank and use d number of comment as well as d number of pages in this thread to get urself some naira.
Lest I forget,I like ur ever expanding milk industry.How d̶̲̥̅̊
ọ̥
I partake of its unparalleled resources?

@poster:are u high on paw-paw leaves?

Driving by in my escalade!

Falls from my escalade while l̶̲̥̅̊
åûģĥĩňĝ and faints!

This joke is as flat and dry as ťĥĕ posters arse.
No offence.

From ån opinion/advice thread to å toasting section!
Na wa ohhh!

Enters thread and all I see. Is crap!crap!crap.
Ťĥĕ only thing dat is sure to happen in nigeria is phucking nothing.Absolutely,phucking nothing will happen.

I wish this ŵăš å joke?

So how m̶̲̥̅̊
účĥ did u pay?
After cheating in d exam,some students still say 'I thank God'.

Faints!

Natinal banker:21,two sure:21-87.Perm 21-87-73-37

Picks up å bottle and breaks it on d invigilators head!
Who is next?

I love d idea cos I would love to see booqee's ever expanding milk industry coupled with her flat arse.

Frankly speaking/On å more serious note:Where is d joke in this thread?
After remembering the past poverty-stricken days,where did u put d joke?
Storms out of thread angrily!

Poor nairaland!Now å play ground for d array of gross mischief.