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Cockyzy: Drop ya jamb reg no,pin or serial no and i go help you check am.Some1 helped me check mine yesterday and 2day i wanna be that help u need.drop it!

Pls help me check my friends own:25416412DJ

Pls help me check this one:25416412DJ.

sylve11: Mikuz how ur coffin market?

So mikuz na coffin maker?

Moses247: Mine is 221 any Hope for Political science and public adminstration?..uniben

Ŵĥŷ not?just try and pass 70% of ur putme and I bet u will surely get dat course.

One important Info for u guyz:if u chose uniben as second choice,quickly buy å change of institution form cos uniben don't accept second choice.
Also,u must get 200 and above to qualify for d PUTME exam.

Law is å professional course and as such,many arts student apply in their thousands.
Ťĥĕ only thing u got to d̶̲̥̅̊
ọ̥
is to work hard on your PUTME.

Na so madness take dey start.

bin gbagbo: madman!!

Don't let me yab ur pot-bellied father cos he did not wrong in any way.

dani1luv: hehe, wetin dey scratch u for nyash?? Who u wan ban?? Abi which thread u wan lock??

First,I go give Seun indefinite ban.Then I go strip Mukina off him MOD tag and replace him with Jackpot.
I will ban u $ Ben forever and make sure u guyz never come back here even with another I.D.I will replace u guyz with myself and myself.

Yawns out loud!

dani1luv: hehehe, u wan make dem c0m0t ben-10? NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST HIM SHALL PROSPER

I Rebuke u IJN

Henhen!if dem comot âm nko?
After all he is å dormant MOD.
I go form coup against una very soon.

Wrong opinion!it cant work cause dat would be another avenue to scam innocent jambites.

Hello aspirants,I believe u have checked your result and know where u stand in terms of chances of gaining your m̶̲̥̅̊
účĥ anticipated admission.
I know å u guyz have å lot of questions to ask,so I have opened this thread to help.
If u are in doubt about anything concerning uniben,d̶̲̥̅̊
ọ̥
yourself å favour by asking questions so dat u don't take å wrong step in d right direction.

Incred: Help me i scored 221 in dis jamb,but i want 2 read biochem in uniben,ll they gve me another couse bcuz of low marksurget pls

U are good to go with ur jamb score.just work harder in ur PUTME.

Gives him two unreplied back-handed slaps.

booqee: its hidden inside ur kpekus. But unfortunately ur kpekus has been sawed off, so we cant see d joke then.

U are just too boring and dry.
Make me laaaaffffff.

[quote author=booqee]young man, whats ur problem?? Don't u understand english ni?? I said stop been dry. You're just too borrrrring!
Make me laff abeg!
Make me laaaaafff![/quote/]
I just discovered u are d type that says NO wen she actually meant YES.
So,u have been complimenting me all along.
I must confess,u have got nice tits.

Daniruff...which kain phlay b this naw?this has been my prayer all along.

Where is d joke?

booqee: still very dry.....
make me laaaaafff!

Are u on overdose of viagra pills?

Must u copy my joke?

booqee: Still dry and unfunny jare! Abegi make me laugh joor......

booqee: Still dry and unfunny jare! Abegi make me laugh joor......

Whisper in her ear*maybe I should insert it through d back door*oya touch your toe*

Ruqaya: bloody replier

Don't let me insult your k-legged mother cos she has done nothing wrong to me.

booqee: you're still dry and boring abeg! try harder......

Haha!after how many hours of banging this ur dilapidated and wide baggy-like pusssy,u still want me to try harder.maybe we should apply alum to d help induce friction.

[quote author=~vicky~]u no well[/quote]U dey sick for under.

I love this initiative.let me quickly drop some names.

ITOHAN=MERCY
OSATOHANMWEN=God showed me mercy.

Uyimwen=character

Uhunoma=good head/a man with vision

Eloghosa=its not hard for God
Eghosa=God's time

[quote author=~vicky~]bomb dey dis ur empty brain


dis joke dry like stock fish
opkoroko [/quote]Na u set bomb dere?abi u be boko haram recruit?

booqee: Vicky why did u have to even resurrect dis old joke?? dry joke for dat matter?! Besides sef, bright how come there has been only 9 comment on this thread since january dat you've posted it??
I know d reason why, but i won't say.

There has been 9 comments on dis thread because only comments emanating from sane minds are allowed to stay here. Any other reason apart from d above is practically irrelevant.
By d way I still long for those balls hanging freely from ur off-shore.

Thank God my name is on dat list.its not easy to be wealthy as well as famous.

strangerf: Lucky, Joseph [/b]Date Printed: Saturday, March 31, 2012 EDO ESAN-CENTRAL Male 25398102GH 09912383 Institution: College Of Education, Ekiadolo Institution Type: Polytechnic/Monotechnic Institution: Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi Institution Type: University Institution: University Of Benin, Benin City Institution Type: College Of Education Course: Business Education Course: Public Administration Faculty: Social Sciences Course: Political Science And Public Administration REGISTRAR 1. This Result is Provisional and is subject to further screening. 2. You CANNOT use this document for employment or admission purposes. Institution Type: College Of Education Course: Business Education Course: Public Administration Faculty: Social Sciences Course: Political Science [b]Aggregate = 178 Economics = 47; Commerce = 49; Government = 41; Use of English = 41; Local Govt: Gender: ======================================================================================================================

Bros quickly start changing your magnitude and direction cos u havnt got å chance into uniben.

And so wat happened?