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@poster:thank God for your life.Thank him for opening your eyes to know ŵĥŷ u have to leave å religion flooded by vampires.Å religion where an obligate murder is required for eternal acceptance.

*storms out angrily!

Where is d joke?

Who is home?
I need å bottle of subsidy bitters?

bashr8: knacking kpacus before marriage or morrocoing before marriage or ila otu tupu agba akwukwo

absolutely gibberish!

This survey shows there is no female nairalander who is å virgin!

bashr8: sex before marriage

wat is sex before marriage?

I don't like it wen å girl start asking me to lick her kitty because she has just given me å blow-job.
I don't like it wen å girl wants to replace her father with me on å financial basis.
Its so disheartening wen å girl starts making heavy demands right when u guyz are having sex because she knows u cant say NO to anything she ask at dat moment.

Other jokes ŵėřē cool but this last one na story.

mikuz: Its official.

this poster must be å chelsea fan.
Barcelona is g̶̲̥̅̊
o̶̲̥̅̊
i̶̲̥̅̊
n̶̲̥̅̊
g̶̲̥̅̊ to deal with you come nextweek.

Where is d joke?
Storms out angrily!

*Yams out loud*YOL...

Switching over to Etisalat right away.

*yawns out loud*yol...

* Yawns out loud*YOL.

booqee: stop copppyyyyiiing me!!! Can't u use ur own words ni? U nor fit use ur brain? abi pap has clogged ur own brain??

Removes one of booquee's breast from my mouth.....err...mm....its this milk coming from this your flat boobby dat has clog my brain $ I like it like dat....puts it back im my mouth.....

Incred: mine is 221 too for Biochemistry in uniben plse what are my chances??

As far as u score more than 200 in ur jamb $ u are d one who wrote it urself,u don't have any problem with pume.This is because PUME is m̶̲̥̅̊
účĥ more simpler than jamb but u cant use runs.its an exam where u have to show wat u gat in ur fucccking brains.

xynerise: senator kobo, I thought we have treated ur peoples's case?

that was for militancy!
Also,ŵĥŷ are u chewing stick in d house of rep?

Errr...*clears throat*this is Prof.,Dr.,ambassador,Chief Kokobiconbion representing d niger delta.I think we need to endorse d cashless economy to facilitate d ministry of our siphoning and gross embezzlement of hard currencies overseas.thank u.

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Kanimoe: The right thing is to brush after breakfast. Reason is one is expected to brush before going to bed so when u wake the following morning your mouth is still fresh with less plaque. Dentist say these plaque are neccessary for the whole digestion process

How can plaques be necessary for digestion process?wat å dental-tip blunder.

Haters keep hating....Bercelona keep winning!

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