Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by bright007(f): 6:51pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
Studio CFR: MIKUS how are u boi are u alright? jackpot, grow up. . son of a b.iitch Sees studio $ gives him å warm handshake. Taps him on d shoulder repeatedly,be strong my boy.I know its not easy to bear d loss of d crown.Take heart,at least I personally gave u d award of d best copy $ paste poster of d year! Is dat not good enough? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria’s President Should Appoint Tb Joshua As An Official Advisor by bright007(f): 6:42pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Price Fall On Lekki Land . by bright007(f): 6:07pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
This is d jokes section and not d market section |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 6:03pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
mikuz: @bright, *serves him 2 bottles of subsidy bitters* wetin you wan do for vip lounge? Where d peppersoup cow wings naaaa? Vip lounge?errrrr,,,,whispers to him,u know dat lady dat runs d brothel/spa/lounge @ d other street?Âm having å TDB (till day break) with her tonight!  |
Islam › Re: Muhammad Poisoned By A Jew, Why Must He Die Poisoned, After All He Is A Beloved by bright007(f): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
Sweetnecta: ^^^^^^^^ You are not so bright as you did not name the idol the noble prophet [as] worshiped, especially when moon is qamar and that is so far from the name Allah. do you know that Muhammad [as] split the moon as a sign the makkan disbelievers demanded from him, while your human god in your bible failed to spend 3 days and 3 nights in the belly of the earth, even if i allow a mere cave to be that belly?
food poisoning that took effect 3 years later must have been tamed in the body of the one who lived with it for that long, while hanging killed your god the same day [i dont believe Jesus [as] was hung]. if a man who survived the deadliest poison of his enemy for 3 years is not worthy of following, tell me how man killed instantly by hanging is God Almighty, bright man?
and it was the christian woman who started the thread and you expect us to let her and your miserable self advance your lies? mr. bright [not], thats not how the world works. responding to accusation is normal in every society.
i repeat, you are not so bright, so change your name. Etymologically,the god Mohammad and his family worshipped before he decided to take his evil ministry to d next level is allah.I hope dat answers your first question. Also wat do u understand by splitting of d moon? Now regarding d departure of d greatest of all d prophet dat ever grazed d surface of d earth(JESUS) ,he knew and said it emphatically dat he was going to be crucified and rise d third day.That cannot be said of your idol worshipping purported prophet who did not know his next few seconds. Eventually he got poisoned as å result of his glutinous appetite and died as å result of complications resulting from d food poisoning. Let me ask u å question,If he was really å true prophet,shouldn't he have known before he was poisoned? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Q And A by bright007(f): 4:58pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by bright007(f): 4:55pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
rakel05: I AM A BUSH WOMAN THAT CAME FROM THE MONKEY WORLD Why u talk dis kain thing? |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 4:42pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
jackpot: O boy see as queue don dey form for here o 
Barman, i want my usuals. . .a bottle of Friend Beans and a plate of Heineken. 
Er, cousin Bright, I dey for your back @ queue. Make I go outside piss first 
oga bunmi, tuale!  Quickly walks to him, ,,,,errr bros,shey ya brokors dey forbid toilet?  .Abi dat your Honda dey use mixture of piss $ fuel? *Walks back to d reception*pls give me å plate of cow wings peppersoup $ 2 bottles of my regular subsidy bitters* |
Politics › Re: You Are Traitors, David-west Tells Union Leaders by bright007(f): 2:12pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
NLC/TUC current leadership is composed of å bunch of cheap traitors |
Jokes Etc › Re: Kc Fresh by bright007(f): 11:26am On Jan 17, 2012 |
hollandis: i need gal frend Where is d joke? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Holy Confession by bright007(f): 11:18am On Jan 17, 2012 |
Wen did u become å member of copy $ paste posters association of nairaland? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Giant Jesus Statue Hit By Lightning In Ohio by bright007(f): 10:39am On Jan 17, 2012 |
[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=843534.msg9982503#msg9982503 date=1326787076]That is a sign of the falsehood [/quote .[/quote]Why are u religiously bigoted?You are always looking for an opportunity to showcase your stupidity. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Make I Write My Own by bright007(f): 10:23am On Jan 17, 2012 |
And so wat happened?
Or better still Where is d joke? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Hahaha Gej Badluck Dis Time Around: Lol by bright007(f): 10:17am On Jan 17, 2012 |
omokay01: A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes. 1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps. 2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa's richest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps. 3rd passenger,Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria,the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps. The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girl replied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left. "how can that be?" asked Pope.The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag, Ω̴̩̩̩̥ Ω̴̩̩̩̥ Wen did u become å member of the copy $ paste posters association of nairaland? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by bright007(f): 10:14am On Jan 17, 2012 |
*just drove into this spa/brothel/bar/joint/lounge/hotel/motel/club in ma escalade*Warning:am high on my regular subsidy bitters* |
Islam › Re: Muhammad Poisoned By A Jew, Why Must He Die Poisoned, After All He Is A Beloved by bright007(f): 10:07am On Jan 17, 2012 |
*Enters thread $ sees å lot of moon worshipping bigots who have not only used their myopic reasoning to derail the thread but also showcase their profanity. Instead of admit that their idol worshipping prophet died by food poisoning $ as such is not worthy of followership,they have resulted to become blasphemers $ fools without inquiry.Its so pathetic. |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Stop With Stupid Jokes by bright007(f): 3:04am On Jan 17, 2012 |
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=847249.msg9979701#msg9979701 date=1326742039]I never knew I was this silly $ myopic in my reasoning.[/quote] |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Biblical Jesus Such A Great Person? by bright007(f): 2:57am On Jan 17, 2012 |
Take it or leave it,Jesus Christ was $ is greater than ur moon worshipping muhammed. |
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Romance › Re: Bb Babes Very Mode Is Activated by bright007(f): 1:58am On Jan 17, 2012 |
*enters thread $ sees two riff-raffs draging over nothing $ simultaneously showcasing their stupidity. Its å pity! |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 1:47am On Jan 17, 2012 |
Where is dis bar man self?I need 2 bottles of subsidy bitters $ wanna use the vip lounge today!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Wan Finish My Fuel Ooooo by bright007(f): 1:41am On Jan 17, 2012 |
Na so madness take dey start. |
Family › Re: Another Man Arrested For Impregnating His Daughter by bright007(f): 1:10am On Jan 17, 2012 |
*reads the story and immediately starts singing" na spiritual conji,this na spiritual conji,this no be physical conji. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Obj's Telephone Conversation With Jonathan by bright007(f): 12:07am On Jan 17, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Jokes Etc › Re: I'm In The Toilet by bright007(f): 7:35pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
Excelboi: does it matter if I âm an imbecccile? |
Politics › Re: Abians Protest Peacefully Against The Killings Of Igbos In The North by bright007(f): 7:02pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
Its time to protest against d death of Abacha. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Fuel Prices by bright007(f): 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: nadir of mental despair! Âm å disgrace to my mother and my community |
Jokes Etc › Re: 1 Billion Naira For Gej Food: Check Out The Kind Of Food He Wants To Eat by bright007(f): 6:14pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Fuel Prices by bright007(f): 6:09pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Come ask my momma!
I be big fooooooool
Also I âm å s.tupid boy!! |
Jokes Etc › Re: I'm In The Toilet by bright007(f): 5:56pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
otooro: does it matter if I âm å fool !  ! Rubbrish!  |