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Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by bright007(f): 6:51pm On Jan 17, 2012
Studio CFR:
MIKUS how are u boi are u alright? jackpot, grow up. . son of a b.iitch
Sees studio $ gives him å warm handshake.
Taps him on d shoulder repeatedly,be strong my boy.I know its not easy to bear d loss of d crown.Take heart,at least I personally gave u d award of d best copy $ paste poster of d year!
Is dat not good enough?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria’s President Should Appoint Tb Joshua As An Official Advisor by bright007(f): 6:42pm On Jan 17, 2012
@poster:Are u nominating to be GEJ spiritual advisor or contemplating on doing dat? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Price Fall On Lekki Land . by bright007(f): 6:07pm On Jan 17, 2012
This is d jokes section and not d market section
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 6:03pm On Jan 17, 2012
mikuz:
@bright,
*serves him 2 bottles of subsidy bitters*
wetin you wan do for vip lounge?
Where d peppersoup cow wings naaaa?
Vip lounge?errrrr,,,,whispers to him,u know dat lady dat runs d brothel/spa/lounge @ d other street?Âm having å TDB (till day break) with her tonight! wink wink
IslamRe: Muhammad Poisoned By A Jew, Why Must He Die Poisoned, After All He Is A Beloved by bright007(f): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2012
Sweetnecta:
^^^^^^^^ You are not so bright as you did not name the idol the noble prophet [as] worshiped, especially when moon is qamar and that is so far from the name Allah. do you know that Muhammad [as] split the moon as a sign the makkan disbelievers demanded from him, while your human god in your bible failed to spend 3 days and 3 nights in the belly of the earth, even if i allow a mere cave to be that belly?

food poisoning that took effect 3 years later must have been tamed in the body of the one who lived with it for that long, while hanging killed your god the same day [i dont believe Jesus [as] was hung]. if a man who survived the deadliest poison of his enemy for 3 years is not worthy of following, tell me how man killed instantly by hanging is God Almighty, bright man?

and it was the christian woman who started the thread and you expect us to let her and your miserable self advance your lies? mr. bright [not], thats not how the world works. responding to accusation is normal in every society.

i repeat, you are not so bright, so change your name.
Etymologically,the god Mohammad and his family worshipped before he decided to take his evil ministry to d next level is allah.I hope dat answers your first question.
Also wat do u understand by splitting of d moon?
Now regarding d departure of d greatest of all d prophet dat ever grazed d surface of d earth(JESUS) ,he knew and said it emphatically dat he was going to be crucified and rise d third day.That cannot be said of your idol worshipping purported prophet who did not know his next few seconds.
Eventually he got poisoned as å result of his glutinous appetite and died as å result of complications resulting from d food poisoning.
Let me ask u å question,If he was really å true prophet,shouldn't he have known before he was poisoned?
Jokes EtcRe: Q And A by bright007(f): 4:58pm On Jan 17, 2012
Where is d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: Presenter Good No Be Small by bright007(f): 4:55pm On Jan 17, 2012
rakel05:
I AM A BUSH WOMAN THAT CAME FROM THE MONKEY WORLD
Why u talk dis kain thing?
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 4:42pm On Jan 17, 2012
jackpot:
O boy see as queue don dey form for here o wink cheesy

Barman, i want my usuals. . .a bottle of Friend Beans and a plate of Heineken. grin

Er, cousin Bright, I dey for your back @ queue. Make I go outside piss first cheesy

oga bunmi, tuale! cool
Quickly walks to him, ,,,,errr bros,shey ya brokors dey forbid toilet? undecided undecided.Abi dat your Honda dey use mixture of piss $ fuel?
*Walks back to d reception*pls give me å plate of cow wings peppersoup $ 2 bottles of my regular subsidy bitters*
PoliticsRe: You Are Traitors, David-west Tells Union Leaders by bright007(f): 2:12pm On Jan 17, 2012
NLC/TUC current leadership is composed of å bunch of cheap traitors
Jokes EtcRe: Kc Fresh by bright007(f): 11:26am On Jan 17, 2012
hollandis:
i need gal frend
Where is d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: Holy Confession by bright007(f): 11:18am On Jan 17, 2012
Wen did u become å member of copy $ paste posters association of nairaland?
Christianity EtcRe: Giant Jesus Statue Hit By Lightning In Ohio by bright007(f): 10:39am On Jan 17, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=843534.msg9982503#msg9982503 date=1326787076]That is a sign of the falsehood
[/quote
.[/quote]Why are u religiously bigoted?You are always looking for an opportunity to showcase your stupidity.
Jokes EtcRe: Make I Write My Own by bright007(f): 10:23am On Jan 17, 2012
And so wat happened?





Or better still Where is d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: Hahaha Gej Badluck Dis Time Around: Lol by bright007(f): 10:17am On Jan 17, 2012
omokay01:
A plane with 5 passengers was
about to crash in midair and there
were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel
Messi: I'm d world's best
footballer, my fans still
need me. He takes one
and jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko
Dangote: I'm Africa's richest man. I
don't want to die now. He takes
another one and jumps.
3rd passenger,Goodluck Jonathan:
I'm the President of Nigeria,the
most powerful and intelligent
President in Africa. I have Boko
and Subsidy issues to deal with. He
takes one and
jumps.
The 4th passenger was d
Pope, Pope said to d 5th
passenger, an 8 yr old girl
"I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life
for Urs" but d girl replied "no need
for dat, there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked
Pope.The girl replied "The
Nigerian President took
my school bag, Ω̴̩̩̩̥ Ω̴̩̩̩̥
Wen did u become å member of the copy $ paste posters association of nairaland?
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by bright007(f): 10:14am On Jan 17, 2012
*just drove into this spa/brothel/bar/joint/lounge/hotel/motel/club in ma escalade*Warning:am high on my regular subsidy bitters*
IslamRe: Muhammad Poisoned By A Jew, Why Must He Die Poisoned, After All He Is A Beloved by bright007(f): 10:07am On Jan 17, 2012
*Enters thread $ sees å lot of moon worshipping bigots who have not only used their myopic reasoning to derail the thread but also showcase their profanity.
Instead of admit that their idol worshipping prophet died by food poisoning $ as such is not worthy of followership,they have resulted to become blasphemers $ fools without inquiry.Its so pathetic.
Jokes EtcRe: Stop With Stupid Jokes by bright007(f): 3:04am On Jan 17, 2012
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=847249.msg9979701#msg9979701 date=1326742039]I never knew I was this silly $ myopic in my reasoning.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Biblical Jesus Such A Great Person? by bright007(f): 2:57am On Jan 17, 2012
Take it or leave it,Jesus Christ was $ is greater than ur moon worshipping muhammed.
RomanceRe: Bb Babes Very Mode Is Activated by bright007(f): 1:58am On Jan 17, 2012
*enters thread $ sees two riff-raffs draging over nothing $ simultaneously showcasing their stupidity.
Its å pity!
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by bright007(f): 1:47am On Jan 17, 2012
Where is dis bar man self?I need 2 bottles of subsidy bitters $ wanna use the vip lounge today! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Wan Finish My Fuel Ooooo by bright007(f): 1:41am On Jan 17, 2012
Na so madness take dey start.
FamilyRe: Another Man Arrested For Impregnating His Daughter by bright007(f): 1:10am On Jan 17, 2012
*reads the story and immediately starts singing" na spiritual conji,this na spiritual conji,this no be physical conji.
Jokes EtcRe: Obj's Telephone Conversation With Jonathan by bright007(f): 12:07am On Jan 17, 2012
Where is d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: I'm In The Toilet by bright007(f): 7:35pm On Jan 16, 2012
Excelboi:
does it matter if I âm an imbecccile?
PoliticsRe: Abians Protest Peacefully Against The Killings Of Igbos In The North by bright007(f): 7:02pm On Jan 16, 2012
Its time to protest against d death of Abacha.
Jokes EtcRe: Fuel Prices by bright007(f): 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2012
bin gbagbo:
nadir of mental despair!
Âm å disgrace to my mother and my community
Jokes EtcRe: 1 Billion Naira For Gej Food: Check Out The Kind Of Food He Wants To Eat by bright007(f): 6:14pm On Jan 16, 2012
Where is d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: Fuel Prices by bright007(f): 6:09pm On Jan 16, 2012
bin gbagbo:
Come ask my momma!






I be big fooooooool






Also I âm å s.tupid boy!!
Jokes EtcRe: I'm In The Toilet by bright007(f): 5:56pm On Jan 16, 2012
otooro:
does it matter if I âm å fool ! angry angry angry
! Rubbrish! angry angry angry

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