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Jokes Etc › Re: Stop With Stupid Jokes by bright007(f): 5:52pm On Jan 16, 2012

Where is d joke?

Jokes Etc › Re: Need A Sugar Daddy Or Sugar Mummy? by bright007(f): 5:48pm On Jan 16, 2012

Where is d joke?

Sports › Re: Nigerian Ex International Felix Okafor Jailed For Hard Drugs by bright007(f): 5:44pm On Jan 16, 2012

Sharp ibo guy. grin

Crime › Re: Man Allegedly Impregnates 17-yrs-old Daughter: Blames It On The Wife's Incessant Travelling! by bright007(f): 5:10pm On Jan 16, 2012

This is really absurd!

Politics › Re: Soldiers Shoot To Disperse 'occupy' Protesters In Lagos by bright007(f): 5:01pm On Jan 16, 2012

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=847315.msg9978222#msg9978222 date=1326729375]To be frank i have served in kirikiri before.[/quote]Must u tell every nairalander dat u were once arrested for pick-pocketing?

Politics › Re: Soldiers Shoot To Disperse 'occupy' Protesters In Lagos by bright007(f): 4:53pm On Jan 16, 2012

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=847315.msg9977996#msg9977996 date=1326727850]I âm a big iddiot and an ex-convict.[/quote]Why are u abusing yourself?

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read This! Someone Should Talk To Gej Oh! by bright007(f): 4:36pm On Jan 16, 2012

ARareGem:
I just love acting dumb!

. And might I add that it has no humour in it.
So boqee,where is d joke?

Dis is wat u meant to say

Jokes Etc › Re: Fuel Prices by bright007(f): 4:32pm On Jan 16, 2012

Where is d joke?

Jokes Etc › Re: Advise To Jonathan: by bright007(f): 4:29pm On Jan 16, 2012

Where is d joke?

Politics › Re: Soldiers Shoot To Disperse 'occupy' Protesters In Lagos by bright007(f): 4:26pm On Jan 16, 2012

Wily1Wily:
Jonathan is not doing the right thing.he should tell the soldiers to shot the Yorubas at sight.

Why have u decided to be å fool in d midst of wise people?Your myopic reasoning has really entangled ur totality.

Politics › Re: Describe Labour (NLC) And Tuc In One Word by bright007(f): 4:11pm On Jan 16, 2012

Traitors.

Jokes Etc › Re: I'm Something. . . Your Take On This. . . by bright007(f): 4:06pm On Jan 16, 2012

otooro:
na joke oooo. . . . I no even sabi wetin i write sef

Are u ok?

Jokes Etc › Re: I'm Something. . . Your Take On This. . . by bright007(f): 2:55pm On Jan 16, 2012

*just drove past here in my escalade*

Jokes Etc › Re: You Must Read This! Someone Should Talk To Gej Oh! by bright007(f): 2:40pm On Jan 16, 2012

*20 seconds after entering this thread,I still cant find d joke or is this å comprehension passage?

Na wa oooo.
Na where is d joke?

Politics › Re: Labour Calls Off Strike! by bright007(f): 2:12pm On Jan 16, 2012

Watching that Labour president talking,I knew he was not himself.He talked as if he would die d next second.The NLC is å traitor.

Politics › Re: "If I were Mr. President" :your Advice To GEJ by bright007(f): 1:31pm On Jan 16, 2012

NLC has supended the strike.

Politics › Re: Protesters Defy Soilders At Ojota Picture Inside by bright007(f): 1:02pm On Jan 16, 2012

It happened in Libya,Egypt and others.Now is d time for Revolution in Nigeria.

Jokes Etc › Re: Dis Government Is Playing Us 419, click here 4 details by bright007(f): 12:26pm On Jan 16, 2012

;d ;d ;d

Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Don!. . .(projan) by bright007(f): 11:27am On Jan 16, 2012

bin gbagbo:
as the founder of "PROJAN", PEOPLE without JOBS ASSOCIATION of NAIRALAND, i humbly appeal to mr DONkollione d who is d same as my self to come back!this means dat âm å fool.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Orders Arrest Of Bakare, Falana, Melaye, Others by bright007(f): 10:12am On Jan 16, 2012

Beaf:
Lets hope that my brain is sanitized so that I reason with my brain and not my arse. I deserve a life sentence.

Well said.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Orders Arrest Of Bakare, Falana, Melaye, Others by bright007(f): 10:08am On Jan 16, 2012

Wily1Wily:
very nice, Jonathan should arrest his family members and members of his corrupt cabinet including me ,I âm an idiot who who is simply myopic in my reasoning.

Well said.

Jokes Etc › Re: I'm In The Toilet by bright007(f): 9:36am On Jan 16, 2012

Excelboi:
A gal xs passin on
okada, she saw her
boyfriend
withdrawin money
4rm ATM
machine, immediately
she send him this
message.
"My LUV if u re
sleepin send me your
DREAMS, if u re
laughin send me d
LAUGH, if u re cryin
send me d TEARS, if
u re eatin send me
your FOOD, even if u re
usin ATM send me d
MONEY, d guy
replied "I DEY
TOILET"

Wen did u become å member of d copy $ paste posters association of nairaland? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by bright007(f): 9:28am On Jan 16, 2012

jackpot:
come on, Efe, i trust you to fill up this thread. I know deep down inside, you feel like shouting "why is this thread sooo dry? Why only 1 extra page since New Year?"

Here we are, begging you to do your magic and fill up this thread. We know what you can do. You did it before and can do it again.

Seriously you have a way of filling up thread like posting:
*strolling past Idowu's Brothel*,
*gimme a bottle of Devil with a Hunchback*,
*have any of you seen my Sweet-rat Hamid?*

Post those your craps so people can comment and fill up this thread since it's obvious jokers are deserting this thread at it's infancy and Idowu can't import her people from Romance Sec to move this young stagnant thread.
Thanks for your anticipated concern and urgency to help this thread grow

Yours in Jokes,
King Jackpizzle

Buaaaaaa, buuaaaaaaa.
But wait oooo cousin, efe na my sister oooo.

Islam › Re: Tell me why Mohammed married a young Aisha? by bright007(f): 9:20am On Jan 16, 2012

*Muhammed was just more dan å craddle robber.
How can old man of his age profess love to å girl of nine?It is more of child abuse.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Biblical Jesus Such A Great Person? by bright007(f): 9:08am On Jan 16, 2012

@poster:Now I know who you are truly a sadducee $ å pharisee.
Even after your myopic brain has led you into blasphemy,I want you to know dat the Biblical Jesus was greater $ was more of a genuine prophet if compared to ur god-of-the-moon-worshipping Muhammed.

First of all:Jesus was born of å virgin and I believe ur comic book(d quran) also fed that in ur deaf hears.That cannot be said of muhammed who was once worshipping d moon.
Also,I believe those long-beared pharisee u call your imam should have told u that Jesus is d greatest of all d prophets that ever grazed d earth.
I pray Jesus will visit you the way he visited Paul.

Christianity Etc › Re: Comparison Between The Bible And The Quran On Certain Issues by bright007(f): 8:22am On Jan 16, 2012

@poster:Wake up from your dogmatic slumber.the god of the moon(allah) must be very stupid to have entangled the totality of your diminutive brain.

Politics › Re: Jonathan To Make Nation Wide Broadcast Tonight by bright007(f): 7:34am On Jan 16, 2012

This is not GEJ's speech oooo.

Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland : Must You People Curse One Another Online. by bright007(f): 7:14am On Jan 16, 2012

Homar:
And here i am thinking like å fool dat needs freedom.But here is GEJ and NLC here to anger me . Ok guys i will not insult cause of âm not suppose to do so. But dont push me to d wall for if you do expect my smelling mouth to fire back at myself.

Jokes Etc › Re: I'm Something. . . Your Take On This. . . by bright007(f): 7:08am On Jan 16, 2012

The answer is å hand glove.

Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland : Must You People Curse One Another Online. by bright007(f): 10:52pm On Jan 15, 2012

Where is d joke?

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