₦airaland Forum

*there is no j in this thread not to talk of joke*

*ignores d riff-raff*

*just coming from sahara desert where I went to protest against badluck joe lantern*
Errrrr, barman give two plates of peppersoup cow wings $ three bottles of subsidy bitters**remember dat subsidy bitters is now 141 naira each*

*i dey ur front*






But wait ooooo











Where is d joke?

@bunmi:it is in your block head!

*i hereby disfriend all my northern friends*From now on is gonna be bloody if u guys don't leave edo state*

*ignores d scumbag*

*Its not ur fault!You only used four months in d womb.Your half formed brain can never reason like dat of a cow not to talk of a goat*

*brings him out of d boot and places a tag on him reading ?FOR SALE @ cheap price?

More mtchewwww!mtchewwwwww!

I like d wey u take launch am but where d joke?

5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm anold
man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girlreplied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked Pope.
The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag!

5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm anold
man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girlreplied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked Pope.
The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag!

?Islam is religion of peace?
NA WASH!

*after bunmi has urinated in his mouth,bright farts on him $ throws him inside my bicycle boots*

Where is d joke?

@ola:I will wen u will stop bedwetting $ hallucinating

*ignores d scumbag more $ more*

Where is d joke?

Where is d joke?

Chei!this is too much even for an Immmmbbbeeeccciiillle to take!

Chei!choi!professor Dr first lady.

Mikuz get canada for inside him face me I slap u bungalow for sango-ota*

Mr bartender,where u go?u don carry our money travel abi?













But wait oooo,where is d joke?

Which name I dey trip for?shey na BULLSHIT or BULLPISS?

Where is d joke? : :PP

Queen B ko queen ? ni. But wait ooo where is d joke in dis bleeping thread*

*yepaaaaaa!how much is cow wings?a bottle of subsidy bitters from bros jonah is 141 naira*guy be careful ooooooo!

;d ;d ;d ;d

Donkollion script deleted.
Reason:its not interesting,not funny $ its too dull.

*Its unfortunate that badluck has connived with some educated illiterates to play d fool on Nigerians.How I wish Yaradua can resurrect.