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Where is d joke?

*On more serious note:Where is d joke?*

*ehen!You know no say this ur area na flood-bound area.See my silver rim don dirty naww*

*just drove by in my escalade $ intentionally splashes mud on donko $ mikuz *
Its shame to be poor*go $ buy your own car*

*enters thread $ sees boquee holding bunmi's priicck!
Omg!wat are u doing?I guess u are not subsidising his joystick.
Move closer to her,,,notices her flat booobbs hanging freely like suspended bra*
What!boquee!wat has happened to those things?
They have depreciated ooo.

@boqee:hmmm,,,,I know ur predicament.U are suffering from acute laughisitosis*U don't recognise jokes even wen u see one.

No problem,u need to take bottle of laughing gas*dat will cure it*Remember not to add water to it as u do wen u buy pepsi or coke*

*I sense dryness all over this place*

Where is d joke?

*where is d joke?

*wakes up*hmmmm where am I taking d strike to today ?
Just pondering on mount everest or kalahari desert.

Where is d joke?

@poster:u need 3 bottles of subsidy bitters to cure ur epileptic brain of its malfunctioning *

!u try

*driving along d express way*observes everywhere is empty*parks my escalade by d roadside*opens d boot $ brings out my mouka foam*takes off my shoes*walks to d middle of d road*places d foam on d ground $ lies on it*I will not get up until badluck joe lantern reverses to 65 naira*

*tell me its not true*So bunmi nai write this dry joke?



Guy u no try at all!








But wait ooo:Is dis a joke?

@poster:this person must be u.
Maybe u are d man on d left.

*correct girl*

*Haba!haaaa efe!why u dey fall your brother hand?Oya go take one bottle of subsidy bitters from my car*U really need one bottle of subsidy bitters*

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*two rugrats*

*bright was driving in his escalade $ watches as efe dramatically brings him down*parks by d roadside $ quickly collects d stolen gulder and gulps one bottle after another*

Now back to bunmi,,,,,brings rope ties him up $ orders for fuel**
Pls can any one help with fuel?

*@poster:next u are copying joke open ur eyes like dis:

Where is d joke?

@oto:they really need to open their eyes like dis:

*@cousin:no problemo! I will bring enough anacondas for your jokes section of d year gala night*

;d ;d ;d ;d

*mikuz:You be correct guy*Three kuli-kuli 4 you!

*mikuz:You be correct guy*Three kuli 4 you!

*At d bottom of d Red Sea protesting against badluck joe lantern**Even d pharoah of egypt is protesting in dis place*

@all:thanks for ur comments

*thank you my brother!I took d protest as sahara desert*tomorrow,m takibg d protest under d water*enough is enough*

@mikuz:why are u compounding STudio's woes.Since D guy see election sey him no win,d guy don to him village for zamfara state*abeg no let d guy commit suicide*