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*Reports has it that they have been sighted along Benin/Ore road trekking but their gucci sandals all chopped up!

*the original of this story u pirated is funnier than this crap!You should have copy $ pasted d original version.All the copy $ paste is crime punishable by NL laws.

*It happened in Libya,Egypt $ Ivory Coast last year.What are nigerians waiting for?Go out there,place ur sleeping mats on d main roads $ sleep.Let the women go naked.Let men come out with whatever weapon they have to defend themselves.Revolution is now or never.

**brings out bomb from pocket $ blows up the thread with all d peeps inside*

*this one don old*no be joke again*

*this one don old*no be joke again*

**shey dis wan I be joke?I lap in boko haram!

;d ;d ;d

*happy subsidy removal*

@Studio: u dey post killer number*

Where is d joke?

*where is d joke?

*mr Bones?*

*where is d joke?

*just drove into motel/brothel in ma escalade.

@bunmi:shey u don dey rob ni?

@changes:lot of thanks for your advice.

*parks ma escalade inside garage and highlights with 50 litre keg**walk straight to bartender**emmmm, ,I wan buy fuel.

*keep searching*U go grow green bear-bear*

*@poster:learn to remove dirts from your eyes spotting another man's own.Take critical look at your signature and tell me the difference between u $ presido wife.

**where is d joke?*

**I need to fix my joystick somewhere $ its very urgent**
Can anybody help?

*I smear dat President Jonathan has username on nairaland.I suspect he is d initiator of this silly thread or maybe one of his allies.The suffering vested on nigerians by the insensitive removal of fuel subsidy surpasses the ghost reason given here.GEJ government is disaster waiting to happen.

*Happy subsidy removal**

*Now dat jackpot have won the jokes section poster of d year award,I think studio deserves one award too.Studio has been consistent $ hard-working this previous year.
I will like to give an award which I think only he deserves.
I hereby bestow on studio the award for the best COPY $ PASTE POSTER OF YEAR.congratulations bro,u deserve it.

Thanks to everybody dat contributed to this thread.Your opinion/suggestions have helped me one way or the other.
Special thanks to ma peeps from jokes section for recognising one of your own.
I have been able able to talk with her on d issue and d conversation went well without any quarrel between us.What ensued in our conversation is confidential $ as such,I won't like to disclose here.

Is dis joke?

@bin:Go and subsidise your brain!

Where is d joke?