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Guy wait first how old are u?1,2,3 and u no see d one wey meet ur standard.guy u are confused

Hello people,this thread is strictly Q and A for riddles.check out d riddles supply d answer and if u have got any post it.I will start first.
A cowboy arrived a place on monday,stayed 4 days and left on monday.How is dis possible?

The guy is not okey

Guy u dey vex?wetin I talk wey knock u off balance?She no be ur papa born u?

Guys this thread dey boring

Noooh!I can only remember seeing u on tv calling for a community response to cure u of HIV OF THE BRAIN.did the doctor not tell u so

This guy is a true replica of his dad

You heard me right.

No,but in the first place I was'nt refering to u.
Is pretty much like u are just coming back from a psychiatric hospital.is that not so?

Oh!!sorry moyola I have forgotten He is ur father

Yes,for example ADAM
Are u ok?

Guy stop criticism!talk ya own

Yes,but with u
Have u ever told a lie?

A boy came from the village to the city in search of greener pastures and luckily for him He got a job as a cleaner in a five star hotel with a good pay.He started work immediately and everythong was going well for him except that he had a problem cleaning the door leading to the main entrance of the building.The problem is that the type of door leading to the entrance of the hotel is the type that opens when u get close to it,so u don't need to push or pull,just get close to it and it opens wide for u to pass but the boy did not know this.One day he was determined to clean the door so He took his wiper and a bucket of water and stood afar,then He ran towards the door and jumped to catch the door,He ended up with bruises all over.This he tried many times but all to no avail.He tried oneday and caught the side-door with his fore finger but the door injured him to the extent that blood was gushing out of his finger.The boy was very angry with the door but this did not stop him from being foolish instead he was more curious to clean it.The next day he took a bucket of water and and stood let sau 5 meters from the door,he ran as usual and quickly pour water in the direction of the door but the door gave way and the water splashed on people coming out of the building,

Guy no b by force to read wetin I post, jor oooh

Guy it is ooo

Once,I met this guy who told me He was looking for a job and he was so desperate that he said he would do anything.So I told him to write an application letter to one factory work which I knew about here is what he wrote:

7 old shasha road
Off cele busstop,
Shasha,
Lagos state,
23th sept.2010

To the manager,
Custard company ltd
24 adbila street,
off ojo b/stop,
Egeda-lagos.
Dear sir
Application 4 emloy
I am here to apply in your company the post wether sale representative or to assist in any category of work over there.Before I proceed,my formal place I,ve worked last was the paltry company when I was one of the suppliers over there.
Then incase of any position of sale or supply,then this is my line.Therefore I am able to do any of there,or if there's any casual work position then I am able.Or until when I am there to see and know how the procedure of work is
Because since I came lagos I try several kind of work so I have to say that as soon as is the company work,I will try my best possible to satisfy the company in any position I find myself.
Thanks and bye for now.
yours faithfully

Can somebody pls make sense here!Here are some basic facts that is worth knowing for those who want to know the truth,firstly do u know that the name ODUDUWA is a BENIN name if not what does it mean in yoruba.Another one is that it is the OBA of BENIN THAT CROWNS THE Ooni OF IFE during coronation.CAN A LOWER SEAT CROWN A HIGHER ONE.THE OBA OF BENIN STOOL IS HIGHER that is why he crwons the Ooni of IFE

Wat is d nature of d job

Yoji,do u know dat goal pass goal.anybody can miss a goal but yakubu missed d goal dat wuld hav taken us to d quarter final.another point is for example Gyan also lost a penalty but he has already helped d team cos he scored goals dat qualifed dem.wat about Yakubu d only chance to prove himself,d guy fall him papa hand down

And yet another,the popular tv drama,can't remember d title but remember one of d popular cast used in d drama which is WILLI-WILLI

No,may he is
a confused fellow. Is dat not so?

Hey guy u have met the right person I wanna sell my ps2 with gold lens for 11k call me on

Go and service it

Guy why are u asking such an open question,it is YAKUBU of course

Yap man bercelona for life

Hi which team do u think will win the uefa champions league for this season.pls no sentiment,give it to d club dat u think deserves to win it.As for me I think I it is bercelona cos of the current form of their players

Guys make una go form una own,or get copyright licence

410,Nairalanders b carefull

There is one thing everybody forgot to remember which is boarding the attachment seat on a commercial bus,if u really grew up in benin u will not forget dis,wen I came to lag 15 years ago there was nothing like d above

And lastly if u used ur money for launch to buy eleganza biro then u pour off d ink on a dirty water hoping it will spread out forming a mammy water image,

Hey I am single reach me on