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Xbolmax:
Na wa ooo
I just checkout my mail and saw the message

I don't know what to do nah
The time is gone

Joeniz:
We dn try our best. May the best amongs us be favoured.

LogoDWhiz:
#1600

Mitocyan:
Briskroque enter this link make we argue. Lol

Mitocyan:
Lool. It should be clear enough from my post. I don't believe the claims of any religion after I re-examined the one I grew up in and others. I am atheist, if that is what you want to hear.

And NO, an atheist is not someone that is angry with "God" because without these religions we won't be speaking of "God" in the first place. An atheist is simply someone that doesn't approve of the claims of any religion contrary to what lots of people think.

To add a further note, the etymology of the word: A-theist, which means negation of theist I.e. opposite of theist. A theist is someone that believes in a particular religion. So an atheist is simply one that doesn't believe in any religion.

number5:
Na you and who take be Babylonians??

joobseekar:
Which one is next week again, abeg?
Next week no dey finish o, because after next week, na next week still follow o.

Mitocyan:
Abeg if this week pass without APL, we no wan hear any info again abeg. Una no dey taya?

darado:
Any Update from the Towers?

olaidefat:
Noted. Imagine if NNPC lose the case. Another recruitment will commence whereby the age limit for GT will be like 35 years and no age limit for EH.

Powersurge:
Download this one from my drive

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Donas11:
Merry Christmas FAM!!

Nelly2015:
https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1199355609365303297

Darado was Right....

I had to take it up on myself to confirm everything here on Nairaland... I know nobody, but through a friend i was able to reach a boss in the tower..

Here is the Bad News... NNPC is still withheld by the court, according to Boss, They are doing everything possible to settle this on a low key.

APL Date is definitely not certain.

Then he went ahead to assure me that the board is working on making sure that new intakes will resume by 13th of Jan 2020, that all hands are on deck to see that come December APL will be released.

From our discussion i was able to deduce that most people who haven't been paid are I.T people and few Engineers too.. i guess they should be Happy I want us to confirm this here please those that haven't be paid please lets know your field

Also some state where not complete... Niger, Jigawa, Kebbi, Borno, Zamfara and Gombe... if you come from any of this state lucky are you.

His Last word "...As it stands i want you to be calm, we are making sure this exercise comes to conclusion by this December, we need you guys, as a matter of fact, there is an urgent need for young Engineers and I.T personnel and others in an our project that will commence in Jan..."

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please lets calm down, this is why i said Darado is right, Dec looks like it but not certain, all we can do is just Pray it come to Pass

Salaam!

Eggovic:
You approached your source using nairaland as a reference? �

NoHatred:
I hope a psychiatrist would be in the Nnpc medical team that would conduct the medical tests.

NoHatred:
I hope a psychiatrist would be in the Nnpc medical team that would conduct the medical tests.

CircleOfWilis:
I don learn plenty things, and I don laf tire for here o....which be the CANCELLATION has been CANCELLED again

Chai!! NNPC!!

Napolitano2012:
Oga speak for yourself,. You and who is the US that is being forsaked

olaidefat:
He is very active on other threads. He must have really lost interest in this particular one!

darado:
Jarus don vex since. Plz sorry Sir.

NwanyiOkpa:
let's just pray they cancel this recruitment process and start afresh.

iammiracle1:
Why are comments been hidden? Any better information the cabals no want make we no?

BenFlash:
I got mine tomorrow morning

Enrypech:
Hahahahahahah.. Omo, I dey tell you

Gbriels:
We all have one....at bolded....
Ok, for d sake of whoever u worship, to what end is the statement...I have a binding agreement with my sauce?
I would have been very ok wit him saying...no bad news or, I don't have non for now, or something else..
U know d thread is for infor, and u are coming to tell d pple u have one but can't reveal...? Bro can u can this..?
The fact will always be that this APL has nothing whatsoever to do with what he says or not say..
U know local man is just hear to waste spare time not APL infor....

Ebenaba:
It's simple, No one would want to be the next easysnipermoney. So, everyone holds down the mute button.

Gbyms:
Guys! Check your email

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Slammmmmmmm:
LMAO����
I swear we are all mad.
Make we just dy cruise ourselves dy go sha, Shebi all of us want to be forming woke nii as regards the APL matter. Let's keep it up���

GospelEAPiano:
Briskroque, I admire your maturity, I thought you would pour out your own insults, I do admire you sir. I want to be like you ooo!

Rafiq2:
ok my brother, I agree with you

PS: I might be wrong though