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Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by brodachu: 7:14pm On Feb 20
Hmm
Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife And DNA Saga by brodachu: 2:31pm On Dec 21, 2023
Efna55:
I got married to her a virgin and we never intend having babies early because I intend putting her in school, to cut the long story short she became pregnant and I was very sure about the natural methods I used, there were also many circumstances that made me think the baby may not be mine, the baby is few months old and I took her to do a secret DNA test while the mother went to school for some registrations, the diagnostic centre said without the mothers consent it cannot be done..
Pls advice..


Wow
Politics / Re: Youths Barricade NGF Secretariat, Demand Attention On Healthcare Facility by brodachu: 6:05am On Feb 26, 2021
NudeProducer:
omo

I made a movie guys, and it's so interesting


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVAOjRDpZho

What do you think?

Rubbish. Senseless. And the stupid yawns!
Family / Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test by brodachu: 5:08pm On Feb 07, 2021
We dey wait
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A House For His Staff (photos) by brodachu: 9:50pm On Apr 13, 2020
Staff Quarters he means! Mtscheeew

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Business / Re: Dangote's $13b Generator Arrives In Nigeria, Femi Otedola Witnesses The Arrival by brodachu: 10:27pm On Aug 23, 2019
Business / Re: Man Finds Decayed Monies In His Piggy Bank After 3 Years Of Saving by brodachu: 4:25pm On May 21, 2019
He should take it to CBN. They will change it.

Amagite3:
A man broke his piggy bank, only to discover that all the monies have decayed in Mushin, Lagos.

According to IB9JA, he has been saving for 3 years now. Watch the video below...

Watch video of the decayed notes here; http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/05/after-3-years-of-saving-nigerian-man-finds-decayed-monies-in-his-piggy-bank.html


Education / Re: Some Grammatical Blunders To Avoid by brodachu: 3:19pm On May 04, 2019
Rapmoney:
Some Grammatical Blunders You Should Avoid

We make some grammatical blunders everyday in our interactions with others. I once visited a private school and was disappointed that the instructors in the school were not laying a good foundation for sound grammar for the kids. Children are very sensitive to copying what they see or hear. Teachers in schools and parents at home should be mindful of this because kids copy a lot and are greatly prone to accept what they hear as correct.

Below are some grammatical blunders we should avoid while speaking, especially, to kids:

1) 'Stop matching me' (WRONG).
Instead, say ' Stop stepping on me'. To 'match'
means to walk with quick calculated steps in unison
by a group of people, especially, in the military.

2) 'He is my junior brother' (WRONG).
Instead, they 'He is my younger brother'.

3) 'On my way to Lagos, I'll branch my sister's house'
(WRONG). Instead, say 'On my way to Lagos, I'll visit
my sister or I'll go to my sister's house'. There's no
verb as 'branch' in English which means the same
thing intended by the speaker.

4) 'I saw your missed calls' (WRONG).
Instead, say 'I missed your calls'. The calls were
missed because you didn't pick or not disposed to
do that.

5) 'He is drinking mineral' (WRONG).
Instead, say 'He is drinking mineral water or soda'.
Minerals are natural deposits, they are not foods or
beverages.

6) 'My car is more better than yours' (WRONG).
Instead, say 'My car is better than yours'. MORE and
BETTER are both comparative adjectives. Two
comparative adjectives are not used in same
sentence.

7) 'On the long run' (WRONG).
instead, say 'In the long run'.

8. 'Either Bisi or Ade are coming' (WRONG).
Instead, say 'Either Bisi or Ade is coming'. There are
two subjects in the sentence but only one person will be coming which makes it singular. Remember, 'IS' is a singular verb while 'ARE' is a plural verb.

9) 'Those are the men that caught the thieves'
(WRONG).
Instead, say 'Those are the men who caught the
thieves. 'WHO' and 'THAT' are relative pronouns
in this context. While 'who' is used for humans, 'that'
is used for things and animals.

10) 'They are discussing about the weather' (WRONG).
Instead, say 'They are discussing the weather.

The rest are more of Oral English, Phonics or Speech. That's speaking right.

11) OFTEN, LISTEN - Pronounce them without the letter 'T'. Such as 'ofen' and 'lisen'.
12) PERFECT - Pronounce it as 'pefekt' and not 'pafekt'
13) ATE (past tense of eat) - Pronounce it as 'et' not 'hate'.
14) MARKET, POCKET, BUCKET, ROCKET, etc - Pronounce them as 'markit', 'pockit', 'buckit' and 'rockit'.
15) BUS - It's pronounced correctly as 'bas'.
16) SUITE (in hotels) - Pronounce it as 'sweet' and not 'suit'.
17) EXAMPLE, EXAMINATION - Pronounce them as 'eexample' and 'eexamination' respectively.
18) MILD - Pronounce it as 'mald'.
19) NEEDED (past tense of need) - Pronounce it as 'needid'.
20) COME - Pronounce it as 'cam'.

For those taking IELTS, TOEFL and other English proficiency tests, you need to pay particular attention to the LISTENING SECTION. You may easily misunderstand the speaker if you don't pay attention to things you think do not matter.

We all have an opportunity to learn everyday. Strive to learn new things everyday.

God bless you.


Abeggi

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Rocks Snickers On Native Outfit by brodachu: 3:21pm On Oct 18, 2018
[/size][size=8pt]It is called 'sneakers' not 'Snickers'. The latter is the Chocolate. [size=8pt][/size]

Nollyzonenews:
Nollywood actor and Rapper, Charles Okocha populary known as Igwe 2pac took to his Instagram to share some photos of himself rocking a snicker on Igbo Native outfit.

He wrote while sharing on his page....




Source: https://gidifeed.com/charles-okocha-rocks-snickers-on-native-outfit/
Crime / Missing Person Alert! by brodachu: 4:41pm On Sep 06, 2018
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS Person?

His name is Ponfa Dala. Last known to be on his way to Abuja from Jos. Last Contact was on Monday 3rd September.

He is in his late 40s. Medium build and height.

Please, help me find him.
If you have any useful information, please call Adejo on 0706 534 7738. Thank you.

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Religion / Eid Fitr Friday 15 June, 2018. Moon Sighted. by brodachu: 7:27pm On Jun 14, 2018
NEWS | The moon has been sighted in Saudi Arabia. 'Eidul Fitr 1439 will be celebrated on Friday 15th June 2018. In sha Allah.

Taqabbala Allahu minnaa wa minkum!

May Allah ﷻ accept from us all.

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Politics / Re: 300% Hike In Aedc Tariffs Prepaid Meter. Pics by brodachu: 10:26am On Mar 22, 2018
osuofia2:

i am surprise how and where he gets his 71units for 1k for.. because normally my 1k recharge from AEDC IS 38 UNITS

You are correct! 38 Units
Politics / Re: 300% Hike In Aedc Tariffs Prepaid Meter. Pics by brodachu: 10:24am On Mar 22, 2018
chloedogie:
Hello guys, just as a way of being conservative, I do buy 1000 naira worth of units for my phcn prepaid meter which gives me 71 units. Going to the office I saw the unit read 4.7 units left. I logged into my buypower account and did my normal1000 naira of 71 units only to see just 17 units.

You most likely have a debt owed to AEDC and it's being deducted.
Business / Re: I Have N10 Million. Which Do You Advice? by brodachu: 1:42pm On Sep 26, 2017
Yes I am very sure. How do we talk?

Chascop:
brodachu , are you really sure you want to make use of the money?


I can give you ideas on what to do with that (less than 4mi)..

not even this biticon stuff or whatever.
Business / Re: I Have N10 Million. Which Do You Advice? by brodachu: 9:45am On Sep 26, 2017
Thanks Greatnaija01. How much will the profit be investing in TB's as you have suggested? And why Bitcoin? I hear they have issues.

greatnaija01:
PLS DO TREASURY BILLS for 3 months then use the profit to buy BITTCOIN and allow it grow... YOU WILL NEVER BE BROKE IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN.

START A SCHOOL WHERE U CAN LIVE IN A ROOM n PARLOUR with bathroom n toilet there for a start... as the school grows you will be able to buy a house soon.


Business / I Have N10 Million. Which Do You Advice? by brodachu: 9:36am On Sep 26, 2017
Brief.

I came into N10 million. I dont have a house but plan to own one. I have the option of buying a house or starting a school business in a rented property. What would you advise? Buy house or start school?

Thanks.
Politics / After 2 Years, FCT Minister Makes Appointments. by brodachu: 6:35am On Sep 19, 2017
Home NEWS
NEWS
2 Years After, FCT Minister Appoints Mandate Secs, Aides
September 19, 201700

By Maimunat Moh’d, Abuja –

FCT minister, Malam Muhammad Musa Bello, has announced the appointment of mandate secretaries and political appointees into relevant positions Federal Capital Territory Administration (FCTA).

This is in keeping with his commitment to reposition the FCTA into a more robust and service-oriented administrative structure and enhancing its operational capability.

Those appointed secretaries included Adamu Abubakar Bappah – Area Council Services; Hon. Nzekwe Stanley Ifeanyichukwu – Agriculture and Rural Development; Senator Isa Maina – Education; Barr. Amanda Pam – Health and Human Services; Barr Muhammad B. Umar – General Counsel/Secretary Legal Services; Oladimeji Ali Hassan – Social Development; and Kayode Opeifa – Transportation.

The coordinators of Abuja Metropolitan Management Council and Satellite Town Development Department are Umar Shuaibu and Isiyaku Tanko Yamawo respectively while the MD Abuja Broadcasting Services is Ibrahim Damisa.

Similarly, the list of the various Political Aides include:

Mohammad Bashir Mai-Bornu – Chief of Staff;
Dr Bala Mohammed Liman – Senior Special Assistant, Finance and Economic Matters;
Olafusi Emmanuel Tosin Esq – Senior Special Assistant Legal and Multi-lateral Cooperation; and Abubakar Muh’d Abdullahi – Senior Special Assistant, ICT.

In the same vein the following Advisers on Community Relations have been appointed, they are Chika Alexander Nwatu, Abu Zarr Sulaiman Ribadu and Isa Dara Bwari.

The minister has stressed that the appointments are as provided by the relevant sections of the Federal Capital Territory (Establishment of Functionaries and Departments) and Ministry of Federal Capital Territory (Dissolution) Order No. 1, 2004 as modified.

They are also premised on the desire and commitment of the Administration to ensure quality service delivery, particularly social services to the teeming residents of the Federal Capital Territory.

The appointments take immediate effect, while arrangement for their swearing-in will be announced in due course.

http://leadership.ng/2017/09/19/2-years-fct-minister-appoints-mandate-secs-aides/
Phones / Re: How To Block Porn Sites On My Android Phone. by brodachu: 8:09pm On Sep 16, 2017
Phones / Re: How To Block Porn Sites On My Android Phone. by brodachu: 7:59pm On Sep 16, 2017
Look for kid browsers in play store with parental control. Or go to your browser setting and tick safe sesrch.




quote author=Papanonso17 post=60477578]Hi naira landers,

I have a little problem and I need help, anytime I drop my android phone my younger once seems to browse through pornograhic sites, the delete the page but I always see it through the browser history.

Pls anyone who knows how I can block such sites on my android phone should help.

Thanks [/quote]
Crime / Re: Taxify Driver Who Squeezed Passengers Tips Arrested by brodachu: 7:42am On Jul 29, 2017
It's not tips please but tits.

Online Etymology Dictionary. "breast," Old English titt "teat, nipple, breast" (a variant of teat). But the modern slang tits (plural), attested from 1928, seems to be a recent reinvention, used without awareness of the original form, from teat or from dialectal and nursery diminutive variant titties (pl.).

hollawaley2:
The first thread-https://www.nairaland.com/3952652/taxify-driver-squeezes-ladys-tips

The Twitter user, Juicy J whose nipples got squeezed by a Taxify driver today in Lagos has taken actions regarding the matter. The driver who sexually assaulted her have been arrested and would be charged with sexual assault.
https://twitter.com/juiciestofjays/status/891009076737585152
cc. lalasticlala, mynd44
if you missed the video-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZJtJuPlJIA
Education / Re: Brisket Bone Or Biscuit Bone? by brodachu: 7:58pm On Jul 11, 2017
https://www.google.com/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Biscuit%2520bones&amp=true

mezynaija:
I bet 99.9% of people in Nigeria are guilty of this wrong pronunciation. As seen on Facebook, one Chuzzy Ezeikel, just corrected most of us. See what he shared below:

So its actually BRISKET BONE and not BISCUIT BONE like most of us call it!
Chai... I bow my head in shame.



Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com.ng/2017/07/do-you-ever-know-it-was-called-brisket.html

lalasticlala, mynd44 i know you both are victims too, lool grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Who Can Tell Us The Name Of This Car? by brodachu: 8:24pm On Jun 14, 2017
Porche

AutoJoshNG:
Can you Identify or guess this blacked out ride with its silhouette and tail light only. Tell us the name in the comment section below.

Photo credit: cars45

https://autojosh.com/car-name/

Agriculture / Re: Our Ginger Farm In Kaduna South by brodachu: 1:54am On Jun 02, 2017
Thanks for this.
Agathabishen:
this is ginger farming season so am uploading pictures of the ginger farming process. enjoy and ask questions
Family / Re: 8-Month-Old Indian Girl Weighs 10lbs, Craves For Food & Eats Like An Adult (Pics by brodachu: 7:18pm On Apr 14, 2017
Explorers:
A baby girl 2st 10lbs

Michelin Tire advert. Lol
Fashion / Re: White Lady Darkens Her Skin, Now Black (Photos) by brodachu: 1:29am On Apr 14, 2017
/photos-white-lady-bleaches-skin-black/

OP, You can't bleach to black. That's an oxymoron.
Crime / Re: ATM Scam: The New Method by brodachu: 10:00pm On Apr 11, 2017
slex:


I quickly Hotlisted my Account by sending an sms with the Hotlist format and after that i received a message that my Account has been hotlisted from GTB


Thanks. Learnt about Hotlisting from your misfortune.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Greatest Mistake Is The Appointment Of Ishaq Oloyede As JAMB Registrar by brodachu: 4:30pm On Apr 04, 2017
Jilo83:
Don't mind him. Removing 1st and only Prof. in test and measurement and put prof in islamic studies to head an exam body.
Great mistake!

What are the achievements of Dibu?

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Politics / Re: Young Man Visits Ojukwu Bunker In Abia State. See What He Saw. Photos by brodachu: 6:53pm On Feb 18, 2017
Its not root but route.

CastedDude:
A young man by name Ejiblinks Ofoegbu, paid a visit to Odimegwu Ojukwu's Bunker/civil war home in Umuahia, Abia state. According to him, the bunker which is ninety fit deep and was built by local men, conserves Ojukwu's bedroom, parlour, kitchen, dinning room, documents small box severe, prison cell for defaulting soldiers, air pipe line were air can come in to the underground bunker and two escape routes...

There were also pictures of scenes from the war also there. There room has air conditioner holes. There is also a safe built to the wall of the room inside. See photos below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/young-man-visits-ojukwus-bunker-in-abia.html


Business / Re: Throwback Photo Of Palm Oil Awaiting Shipment In Nigeria by brodachu: 3:43pm On Feb 17, 2017
Mr ITK,
nairaman66:
The British gave their lives for this! Not knowing the real oil is on the way!!

By the way.., it's called oil palm and not palm oil!! Thanks

SEE

Oil palm is the general name term of Elais Guinensis palm tree. There are several countries in the world planting oil palm tree, Malaysia is one of major country with oil palm plantation. ... Palm oil is the product that comes from oil palm fruit.
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Commands Followers To Kill Suspected Terrorists - 2015 by brodachu: 4:47am On Jan 13, 2017
I dont think all Christians share your view.

DozieInc:
Amen!!!
***
@Seun Christians don't worship Jesus, we pray by his name, it is Jehovah, Yahweh, that we worship.

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Crime / Re: Warn This Scammer If You Know Him (photos) by brodachu: 9:18pm On Jul 29, 2016
Accept correction my dear.
tohpahz:

Educational system still
Crime / Re: Warn This Scammer If You Know Him (photos) by brodachu: 9:03pm On Jul 29, 2016
Education System not Educational System. You are a product as well.
tohpahz:
And i went on fbk and got hia pic and name.

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