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Not all girls are wayward like the ones your kind meet last last

vanida6:
I just go to my boyfriend house and tell him i'm pregnant


Lolx

Kai ! Heart attack for boys wet never ready

ValZod:
Fingering a girl I don't know in a Danfo Bus on my way home from work.

how do ppl get to do this sef ?

Divay22:
Took a total stranger to my house and gave him food.
I prepared the rice in his present with just my protector locked with him watching my every move (from kitchen to room)
He could have harmed me but i just wasn't thinking about that. i just know someone is hunger and needs to eat that was my concern.
It was after he was done eating, the scary thoughts started creeping in.
Said he wanted to relax, had to dismiss him with"No one goes it or out of the hostel when it's 6 o'clock.

And again when my phone was stolen at gun point and right there i thought of running
(I got my phone back and i realized sometimes you just have to let God fight for you)

LOL abeg lets gist bout this. It sounds funny

Travelling to my village in the east just to vote Bihari in 2015

Rubbish

U go old here

With her big fat swollen abokee eyes... She should advice her papa on that topic

Just that small thing?! Kai...na next level joor

This bastardt just dey fall hands. Na senate member wey dey rep American constituency. His pruorities are so misplaced sha

visijo:
Men should always be careful when hugging a girl becoz they do use their knee to check the size of your d**k.

the ones compressing the girl breasticles while hugging nkor r

... But why must they demote that gallant officer who exposed the Chief of Staff in Bubaris govt? Even after been humiliated and tortured by the DSS

alBHAGDADI:
These heretic pastors keep increasing by the day. Imagine the junk this man just spewed from the pulpit, saying we are not under religion but in a relationship with God. Where is it written in the entire Bible that we are in a relationship with God? Is there even the word relationship in the Bible? Yet Christians are bring fooled by the cute phrase "we are in a relationship with God, not religion".

The sad part is that pastor Abel Damina said we are no longer under religion. Do these fake pastors even think people no longer know the Bible? How can you say we are no longer under religion but a relationship, when the word relationship is not found in the Bible, but we can find the word religion.

James 1:27 (KJV)
Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

As seen above, the Bible defines religion as visiting the fatherless and widows in their time of affliction and to also keep oneself unspotted from the world. Yet this fake pastor that Daddy Freeze the agrees with is saying we are no longer under religion. He simply means we are no longer obligated to visit the fatherless and widows, and we are not to obey the word which says we should keep ourselves unspotted from the world. He simply means we can now be like the world. No wonder he advocates that females can wear trousers, a thing God hates.

For all those who might think trouser is a modern invention, read the book of Daniel which described what Shedrach, Meschach and Abrdnego wore as males. It mentions hosen which means trousers .

Daniel 3:20-21 (KJV)
20 And he commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.
21 Then these men were bound in their coats, their hosen, and their hats, and their other garments, and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.

God has promised to destroy those who wear strange apparel because he hates it.

Zephaniah 1:8 (KJV)
And it shall come to pass in the day of the
L ORD 's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

Deuteronomy 22:5 (KJV)
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the L ORD thy God.

when u quote Bible verses abeg try dey back am up with new testament when life was renewed... All these olden days verses Na for lol of that time . As u dey quote so , make I tell u now say the holy communion was alcohol N unsweetened bread back then ...

na my girls from Igbo land. thunder fire Kanu and half of bubu for making ofonjas restless.

Firstorderwizard:
Justice must prevail

Wrong spelling

Oritsewhandey:
Cultism has left the walls of institutions.
Now into the street.
Who would control what happens that?

I swear, these miscreants don turn fraternity to evil cults.

Olalan:
A state of emergency needs to be declared on cultism in Nigeria, so much senseless killings around.

they donfinish fulani herdsmen matter? Bokoharam nkor?...ok, die it!SARS Killings, how far? a beg just let the kids play.

Insensitive thankful guy. Selfish faith

All those cash will be recovered thru maintenance charges
Thank God say I dey use bitcoin! Buhahahahahahari oooh

Yuceeluv:
This your story shaaaaaaaaaaa

dey there nah! Seems u r still lounging in heaven n u don't know whatsup with earthlings

Biglittlelois:
Lmao, no lady is that generous.

very true! Poverty don destroy naija girls big time

dollytino4real:
i knew ur type go like forking jambitoes dem

ahhhh! No ooh...the only one thing I missed in my school days was to fyiork! PH girls hard joor.my four years in sch, I no spread any babe legs for deeper ramming

Nigeria has the biggest solar energy plant in Africa. I hope we start reasoning alternative energy

TarOrfeek:
Boy: Your hymen is broken?

Nigerian Girls: I was riding bicycle.

or

I was a runner. Or I was raped. Or I used candle.


Own the fvck up!!! You're not immune from mistakes.

This one say he rubbed it inside or outside.

Idiot dey find beta cuck way go marry her.

LoL! Na portakut girls dey lie pass for this... The one I hate pass na wen I hear say na dem use their own finger

haconjy:
still better than your president that have not even rat tears

just one Wike is better than a hundred bastatd APC faggotz followers

yarimo:
Mteeeewwwww crocodile and looting tears

bastards like u are thrown overboard our ship

Nigeria now has tge biggest solar manufacturing plants in Africa. I hope we get to diversify and use alternative energy. I hope solar will be a cheaper option for we Nigerians last last.
...thunder please prepare a special package for our leaders who insist we must suffer to make it

IamaNigerianGuy:
You are not a leader, you are a thief who rigged elections.

actually he didnt rig it! The zombies of APC rigged it. He is so lazy he can't play that chess of politics. All he does is wait for the table to be set and then flex on

dollytino4real:
wat do u miss deltarising or lectures

hehehehe!happy to hear our word 'deltarising ' still exist. We formed that word in my set, I miss those days even though that mamilo at the gate refuse us entry from 5pm wq we go before that time n hanh around till evening

Jakumo:
Let us at least give the apprehended suspect a big hand for effort and the creative explanation he offered to police officers.

On the other hand, odikwa serious.

Let us be thankful at least that the police were able to get the upper hand, in this encounter.

That said, I must hand it to this man for his entrepreneurial spirit, even when things get out of hand in Nigeria.

Finally, all hands must be on deck, to make sure that we all have a hand in rebuilding our great nation.

In conclusion, I hereby offer a handshake of peace across the River Niger, in true patriotic spirit.

my hands no dey ooh! If dem catch u, who u go hands over this matter to? Na the cone headed republicans?

virgoquin:
Disrespect which men of God ?

where have you seen thunder striking a person before

stop putting these men in high pedestal they are also flesh and blood like you prone to mistakes too.

The way they go about carrying themselves as though they are demi gods really irks me

u promised me fyiork oh!