₦airaland Forum

Eponyeeboz:
Illiterate, I was referring to the poster not the state.

All these ones that can't use their brains

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Jonathan:
Dude . Just fuck_ off already

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The guys family members are pushing him to get the baby I guess...
Kai! Fear fine girls oh! They can 4kup eeehn!

Oboy! This girl don fuckyala up ooh!

Eponyeeboz:
Lmaooooo

You Igbos really fear Tinubu o.

mumu! Is rivers state igbo? Aboki like u

krattoss:
he wan make aro baggars lynch am?
U no know say aye and aro deh like crips and bloods.
Dem no dey take eye see each other. And ph na Vikings mothers deck, while davido na aye man.
Em get luck say dem no knack am shots sef .

U grab! Bastard wan dance where vultures dey feed. I swear dem fit scratch am

ujampie:
They are good at killing innocent people..... When it comes to their match in battle, they leave their weapons and � run away

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believe the 4k u hear!

Allah akbah!
God be praised!!
Abdullahi!!!
We give you the glory, Lord God almighty.

You alone be praised... Many wont understand what u have done, bless those that believe.

Zoharariel:
Thank God for blessing China? You think China is like Nigeria?

The Chinese will even castrate the bastard if they get hold of him.

Keep your religious sentiments in your pocket. God only exist in Afrika, and that's why you're not progressing.

aborbi u dull scatter!

Idrismusty97:
Lol if God near China they would have long hanged him for corruption and incompetence.

U are DRY son. Get a life

janettee:
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Doctors only..

Ur turn is next. Start arranging ur gid doctors

lordm:
they are not Christians

God is not religious! He owns our lives, DAMN it!

All these careless talkers! Be talking what they have no idea about...Jonathan dey fear? He arranged and inititiated a free n fair election. Ofcos zombies wont understand cos they feed on flesh n blood

Lippy101:
Has his lips healed ?

Photoshop has healing tools

yarimo:
Happy birthday to you Mr president. Sir, nigerians are happy with your style of leadership.

may odin fyiork u from behind!

MrPresident1:
Why do you pay yearly rent in Nigeria? That's criminal and fraudulent. In Nairobi, we pay monthly!

that a man fuckx a small boy in kenya doesn't mean we shd follow the trend in Nairobi . We have the Nigerian constitution n u guys havr ur laws too

thebosstrevor:
jesus blood means rebirth. His blood is to watch away ur sins and make u a new person according to christians. Like wise in atr blood of animal means rebirth for the orisha. THe meat of the animal is shared to the community to eat.

ok, no be only watch. U from kaduna?

Preetti:
That's how yaba boys behave

the igbotic-yoruba boys are extremely horneee. Its tgeir nature

Baybii:

u from rivers right? I go like touch u after I pay bride price oh! How u see am? U too fine

These vigilantes thing sef. Everywhere in Nigeria na so so uniform, still crime dey high.
Hope the vigilantes write weekly reports.

APC govt issa SCAM!do the needful and avoid rigging too

Sinistami:
Hello! Good morning Dear Nairaland. Today we'll be going through 5 of the most Rugged States in Nigeria. First and foremost let me clear this up for you, Ruggedity doesn't translate to Violence. The People of this Seven states might be Rugged but not necessarily violent And life in Nigeria actually needs Ruggedity, but for this 5 States its a way of life . And in Numerical order from 5 to 1 we give you the most Rugged States in Nigeria.




5 Lagos State: owing to its diversity and being Nigeria's Economic and Commercial capital, Lagos makes this list by Default. I liken Lagos to Newyork City. A large population Of Crazy people why wouldn't anyone be rugged . Especially in places like Ajegunle, Mushim,Bariga,Ojuelegba,etc


4. Bayelsa: The Dream Jerusalem of the Ijaw Nation, Bayelsa is miles away more Rugged than Lagos which is only rugged in some Neighborhoods, In Bayelsa even the Villages are Rugged From villages like Peremabiri to Amassoma to Yenagoa places like Down Yenagoa , Obele, Amarata, Ekeki, owns Ruggedity in Bayelsa but no other states to fill the Gap so it stays in No.5. Bayelsa is one of the States in the South along with Rivers which has turned Cult OT Slangs like "Wida" into a normal Pidgin Word. That tells you something right? And Most Bayelsans were actually citizens of Places like Boro-kiri Portharcourt, Ajegunle etc when this people came back to Bayelsa coupled with the Effects of Niger delta Bayelsa crises. Ruggedity flows in their Veins.


3 Delta: 10 Gboka for Una. Warri Warri Warri. Una no de karri last kpata-kpata na draw! Normally Delta should have been number two or even one. But this is New Warri not Old Warri. Don't be deceived Delta is peacefull now. The Warri Crises is far over but still Ruggedity still flows in their veins and they're don't hide it and that's one reason I love this peeps.

2. Rivers: Home to Port Harcourt which I liken to L.A or Compton. Who no go no know. This state is called Lagos of the South and it can prove it actually is. Rivers is the Father of Bayelsa its to Bayelsa what Edo is to Delta. Its has been a hot Bed of Cultism, Militancy in the past so you know it flows in the Blood. The State still has lots of Serene places but..........

1. Edo : If I forget Baffi wetin I gain? The Ancestral Home of most Nigerdelta Groups. Edo with a population of 8 million people is the Host of the City Benin. Edo is like Delta in everyway but in Ruggedity? The other Four states are learning. In Benin if you're not Rugged then you're OYO on your own. Although One can argue it was the Deltans that made Benin Rugged because they were all one once. but Still Twale for Baba!!!!

ur hierachy is wrong. This is mine,

1- rivers
2- bayelsa
3-warri
4-Lagos
5- Edo

Earthbound:
Spare the rod and spoil the child. Better to flog her now than let her grow up without sense and end up letting a yahoo boy use her destiny for riches all because of disobedience.





Parents, when you want to discipline your child(ren) don't use Nigeria-induced frustration to carry out whatever form of discipline you choose.

Gbam!even an adult go find it difficult to chop planking like this oh. I feel the lady wants to murder this child maybe cos she reminds her of the wrong man she spread legs for 6yrs ago.

Girls and their bongafish mentality.

Blakjewelry:
rip just like an electrician killed by electricity

just like an ashiawo killed by pant thiefs

War face! Daaaaaaamn maaaahn! Why so ugly? Dont beat ur wife oooh!

originals1:
Mehn ! This guy is too talent, i checked out some of his works on instagram...



Meanwhile instagram page with 14k followers for sale, check my signature if you're interested

the guy is awesome no be small! Even IG dey fear am, they block most of his uploads. Nollywood cant afford him.

Reminds me of shooter season 2 when the UN in Afghanistan sabotaged the military operations too

Auladimeji1:
Just because your pastors are dancing, the devil is now in trouble. Someone should lecture that man that the devil is more powerful than their pastors all over the world all together because it's once an angel that heads all the angels in heaven.Your pastors are mere mortals

i won't comment! We go jam for hell. I go torture u prapra

thebosstrevor:
but jesus died for your sin, his blood to cleanse away ur sins

how is this wasting of animals blood. You do not understand anything

ok! Explain master

emeijeh:
PPA : Either Aso rock, or CBN

mumu! Both places u called are boring to serve as a lawyer