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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Death: Thecuteabiola To Reconcile His Father And Mother After 15years by BrokenCondom: 9:32pm On Sep 17, 2023
People still dey para, you dey join two different suspects.... Dey play. Wetin break them in the first place?

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Politics / Re: 'Tinubu's Transcript Has Implicated Him' - David Hundeyin by BrokenCondom: 8:30pm On Sep 15, 2023
Chizaam2008:


Oh yes! CSU has a history of fraud.
They should be indicted!
Too many shady deals with ZERO credibility!

Small wonder after over 40 years CSU still has no national or state ranking . ONLY “regional’?

That is what you call A ROGUE SCHOOL only the likes of TIEFNUBU can arm-twist with money to fabricate ANYTHING.

We know!

Meanwhile check out my school mates.😝

Wey im own? cheesy


You think say you wise...

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Crime / Re: Police Placed ₦101M Bounty On Gift David Opara '2Baba' by BrokenCondom: 9:37am On Sep 14, 2023
No pictures! This one na caricature. Enjoy your life mr most wanted. Our police no get clear pictures.

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Sports / Re: Full List Of The 24 Countries That Qualified For 2023 AFCON by BrokenCondom: 7:45am On Sep 14, 2023
robosky02:
All the big weights are here


World featherweight grin
Politics / Re: Officers Only Extort Young Nigerians With Ingenuine Means Of Income – Police by BrokenCondom: 6:32am On Sep 14, 2023
Sharpsharp00123:
This is just d bitter truth many Nigerians will never want to agree with cos blacks like to lie to themselves a lot

Me n my friends have been stopped many times n I realize the only thing those police officers care about is what u do for a living n a proof of it, once u can present these things they will just tell u to find them something

But u see all those yahoo boys, imagine a small boy driving a Benz with his name on it n he doesn’t have any proof to what he does/did to acquire that, then police will extort him cos he’s into shady things

I just laugh when some people talk about police brutality, don’t let us lie to ourselves everyone knows d criminals among us….enter anywhere be it eatery, mall or anywhere n u will b able to recognize youths that are into shady things

From d lousy wear to useless hairstyles to different piercings n tattoos police identify them easily n once they know they are guilty then they will have to pay

Before u quote me ask yourself if all these things are lies, even my 7 year old neighbor son can point a yahoo boy on d street by observing his dressing alone

We all know d truth but we take delight in lieing to ourselves

Which work is a secondary school boy from a poor home is doing that is making him use a phone of 400k?

Which work is a university drop out with no job doing to suddenly buy Lexus?

Which work is a university student doing to build hostel in his school?

What work is a jobless person doing to suddenly start flaunting flashy things?

People will turn a blind eye n even tag anyone that tries to question them “ jealous “ “envious “ bad belle n co not knowing they are emboldening criminals

In Nigeria we celebrate the thief n insult the police but when our property gets missing we call on d same police we hate

God bless you
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Buried In Ikorodu (Video) by BrokenCondom: 8:33pm On Sep 13, 2023
So many nonsenses flying around. The guy mentioning NM b4 death is a blunt signal of his mindset.

If this is not voodoo in action then the guy was definitely nut as described by NM in some videos making rounds.
Infact the Bella shmurda guy attested that the guy was about jumping off a cliff recently... wetin u call that?

I call it depression making him nut.

I feel NM will need to grant interviews and come out clean, if not, the dead may be right afterall. We all tend to believe whom we may not see again. His words are on marble.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by BrokenCondom: 8:26pm On Sep 13, 2023
Ha, this is gonna change religion and its standards.

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Celebrities / Re: If I Die Na Naira Marley Na Kill Me- Mohbad Old Video Resurface Online by BrokenCondom: 1:09pm On Sep 13, 2023
Naira Marley will need a powerful PR on this case. No evidence to probe him but....

His PR go too strong for a strong comeback & personally, i think that his speech has to do with voodoo, if not, Naira Marley is not only gonna need a new track but a strong PR to bounce back

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Politics / Re: Pull In Obi For Questioning, Heavens Will Not Fall – Lauretta Onochie Tells DSS by BrokenCondom: 8:56pm On Sep 12, 2023
arantess:

The broken condom allowed you to germinate on that day...he should have used double to spare us this dumb post.

BrokenCondom na Bastard grin
Politics / Re: Pull In Obi For Questioning, Heavens Will Not Fall – Lauretta Onochie Tells DSS by BrokenCondom: 8:00pm On Sep 12, 2023
The guy get sense, he don arm himself with headless brains/mobs

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Agriculture / Re: How Pigs Drink Water In A Modern Pig Farm by BrokenCondom: 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2023
[quote author=LocalFARMERS post=125521293]In other to maintain a clean and smell-less Pig Farm, modern Pig Farms have deviced a better way their Pigs drink water. This will eliminate unwanted water in the Pig Rooms and thier Rooms will remain dry/ smell-less all day.

Can i use this video to promote your farm? If so, please reply witg your company's name. Thanks
Crime / Re: Gboyega Odubanjo's Body Found By UK Police by BrokenCondom: 3:03pm On Sep 02, 2023
Every comment on there sha grin

Ronu mean THINK, which is not bad

But why are you guys bunch of unfortunate people? What this country is turning into sha, corruption won't kill this country, tribalism is worst.

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Politics / Re: Drop The Name Nigeria, It's Demeaning: Wole Olanipekun Advocates Restructuring by BrokenCondom: 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2023
"Niger Area" is truly demeaning.

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Politics / Re: Subsidy: One Round Now Goes For N500 - Commercial Sex Workers Lament by BrokenCondom: 1:35pm On Aug 27, 2023
TimT:
grin grin grin.. Let the poor breathe.... No market everywhere...

For here na 1k dem still dey do shortrest wink

For where? DM
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Things You Probably Missed In Jagun Jagun by BrokenCondom: 1:14pm On Aug 27, 2023
vic4real22:
How do I download the movie self
Go watch from Netflix
Religion / Re: Pakistan Christians Worshipping God In Churches Destroyed By Extremists(Videos) by BrokenCondom: 8:59am On Aug 27, 2023
You're aweful if you dey fight for God.
Na god u dey fight for

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Accepts Joe Biden's Invitation To Discuss At UN General Assembly by BrokenCondom: 6:36am On Aug 27, 2023
MEGAWATCH:



You love Buhari finish, Emefiele Buhari's boy come finish Una kpata kpata, and you leave Buhari come target Emefiele even after hearing from Buhari said he was aware of all the things Emefiele did during that period?

By the time Tinubu will finish with Una, Una go forget Una Papa name,

Na water full Una head sincerely speaking.

Most of you don commot for human beings.
Cry
Politics / Re: Tinubu Accepts Joe Biden's Invitation To Discuss At UN General Assembly by BrokenCondom: 6:35am On Aug 27, 2023
Taylor90:


Your parents dey IDP camp where Fulanis chase them commot from Benue

You dey Cotonou dey hype your oppressor

True true na Fulani herdsmen fit una

I see you’re new on Nairaland I guess you was just newly recruited into APC 32k miscreants wages

They must have told you to avoid me abi?

I be time bomb ooo just so you know

Bastards

Cry cry cry

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Politics / Re: 'It’s Too Late For Atiku To Use Chicago University Records Against Me', Tinubu by BrokenCondom: 4:55pm On Aug 26, 2023
Feintline:
Too late or too early should not be your problem.

I can't phantom why someone will be scared to have his "certificate" released. This should be a thing of joy.

A man with neither primary or secondary certificate has an opportunity to put his " chicago certificate ", the only certifcate of his life, yet he is playing ping pong

Tinubu na scam laslas.
He is a generational calamity that will destroy the young ones if not curtailed.
Little kids and teens are watching how someone with no primary, secondary or university background is supported by their parents.
Kids these days are far sharper than we were in our days. Very quick and sharp to grab things.
They are keenly watching how their parents are upholding a man with a fake identity.

I pity these parents because these kids will replicate these criminalities and bring tears to you.
That is how the world is wired.

Chicago university, do the needful before this being with an invisible background destroy the legacy of the university.


Cry, Cry Cry

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Politics / Re: Yul Edochie Declares Full Support For Tinubu, Adorns Cloth With His Image by BrokenCondom: 1:39pm On Aug 19, 2023
EyeCumInPiece:
Yul is a businessman. I'll probably do same if in his shoes.
But anyone who believes eBola will fix Nigeria, needs his head examined.

Oshiomhole's facial expression says it all...

If he no fit do am wetin you gain? How is this kinda thinking way forward to you?
Sports / Re: Disciplinary tribunal clears Amusan of doping violations, AIU vows to appeal by BrokenCondom: 8:56pm On Aug 17, 2023
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




If the entire world smoked a joint of Marijuana, there would be peace for 3 hours on the entire planet.



lipsrsealed


Really?

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Politics / Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by BrokenCondom: 8:19pm On Aug 15, 2023
Revolution2022:
The reason why I dislike lastma is that if a motorist is arrested for violation of traffic they will ask for a huge amount of bribe.If the driver cannot afford it they will take the car to their office and auction it.
Why will you auction someone's car?

Tinubu as an ex governor started this revenue generating system for lastma when allocation for Lagos State was withheld by Obasanjo.

Lastma was cteated 2000, Obasanjo withheld Lagos allocation in 2015.

You Lied grin
Politics / Worst Hit By The Current Situation in Nigeria? by BrokenCondom: 2:45pm On Aug 15, 2023
The Korope driver told me this after he needed to explain why i have to pay two times what i pay pre-subsidy removal.

He said they are worst hit by the recent situation.
He calculated 570/186 = 3.09
Whereas he is only billing two times of the old price, that he should be billing 3x or more than that grin

Two hours later i was still disturbed by that assertion, backed by this keke driver who charged two times what was obtainable this same time last year.
So i tried whining my way through his guts...

I asked... How are you guys coping with this subsidy palava?

Although not too confident, he poised Public Transporters are worst hit by the recent economic situation.

Then i asked that question that skipped my thoughts in the Korope,


I said...

"Guy, people wey dey give una money don dey collect double salary"

But the guy's reaction answered me.

Nairaland, who/where is worst hit by the current situations of Nigeria's economy?


Broken Condom

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by BrokenCondom: 12:11am On Jul 30, 2023
gaskiyamagana:

True. It their countries that this and other animalistic social behaviours can never cease to come up.

It's sarcasm, the whole thing was a makeup
Food / Re: Food: Whose Place Would You Visit? by BrokenCondom: 9:23pm On Jul 26, 2023
My Inlaw's is not a bad destination

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Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Motion To Release Nnamdi Kanu by BrokenCondom: 9:22pm On Jul 26, 2023
He'll evade bail again ni?
Romance / Re: Married But In Love With Someone Else by BrokenCondom: 1:02pm On Jul 26, 2023
If Simps weren't men, they'd be hermaphrodite.

You did every other things right but saying she shouldn't go man, you don dey simp. Let her go and take your kid seriously. Either ways the kid is with you or not. A woman who value her kid's life will not leave your side.
You also don't want to own your actions man, which one be say na the woman want your own semen?
Politics / Re: Invite PDP Leaders For Interrogation Over Attack On Atiku, APC Tells Security Ag by BrokenCondom: 12:59pm On Jul 26, 2023
kokoBoii:
I just wish the world would just end tomorrow, let all of us just die and go

Whatever you're going through brotherman, please go through it. I pray you'll come out of it.
Politics / Re: Olumuyiwa Adejobi, Mohammed Aminu, Others Promoted By Police Service Commission by BrokenCondom: 4:48pm On Jul 21, 2023
Sensational news, are we worth anything to our mainstream media practitioners?
This underestimating is too much!!!

Was he the only promoted policeman or was he promoted because he was slapped by Seun? Wow, anything to keep the business running
Politics / Re: Emefiele Will Expose Buhari, Governors, APC Chieftains If Prosecuted- Sowore by BrokenCondom: 12:34pm On Jul 16, 2023
We are the pawn
Health / Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by BrokenCondom: 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2023
Wahala sha no dey tire some people, which one be 'Beautiful' again?

That Octototo wey dey talk up there dey smell for Beautiful, that's why she felt offended by an unharmful comment.

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