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Politics / Re: Oil Bunkering Led To Okuama Killing Of 17 Soldiers by BrokenCondom: 6:52pm On Apr 16
Blitzerz:

An issue that took many lives?

Overflogged?

Una well so?
No
Politics / Re: Oil Bunkering Led To Okuama Killing Of 17 Soldiers by BrokenCondom: 10:15am On Apr 16
Overflogging issue
Romance / How Do You Cope Without Crossing, Do You Have to Wait For Long? by BrokenCondom: 4:01am On Apr 03
Do you know what 200 pounds will do at home? Oboy, konji na legitimate pikin for jand, you must nurse am.


It's lonely at the top but never lonely when your rod is between a warm black hole.
It sucks you in until you bust out your bit. In a world you don't have to pay with all sweat and sweet enough, it is a world of indecency too, where indomie and egg plus malt can get you a submarine that crosses the red sea every now and then. It's a sure thing!

But, that's back at home cry

My japa brethren who left that beautiful world behind and are here without a fleshy blanket, brothers, How una dey cope

Even if you dey make 400 pounds per day, can you use 200 just to cross the red sea? For one way ticket?
Immediately your isrealis cross into into a tube, sope otilo. 200 is gone, live in uk without bae easy?

And in a sweet morning after a snowy night, exercising on a warm hole shouldn't be bad afterall!

How do these bae(s) see upcoming JapaNairs?
You wey your leg no even strong
You that don't make what the bae is making is calling alákàrà pikin to come play pingpong?

You try bro, how are you doing it? I hope you won't consider a minor cus na gbege.

Sharp guys who are running the show inside this jand, please teach us the trick you're using to port your cue ball! Is your stick better?

Or its just a matter of time?

You think it's easy to get escorts? Teach us how you get their attention, where is them location? Who know dem Allen Avenue for this obodo Oyinbo?
I mean DIY on how to finally put the cable into a port.

Teach us na Rabbi!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Speak On Dating Abroad by BrokenCondom: 3:35am On Apr 03
Zonefree:
There are paid kpekus everywhere in the world.

Na over sabi men dey search for innocent girls to deceive in the name of Dating so they can be getting free kpekus.

Even if you dey make 400 pounds per day, can you use 200 to just cross the red sea? Just for one way ticket? Immediately your isrealis cross into a tube sope otilo. 200 is gone! Do you remember what 200 pounds will do at home? Oboy, konji na legitimate pikin for jand, you must nurse am.

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Romance / To Send Her Away Or Forget The Past As If It Never Happened. I'm In A Dilemma by BrokenCondom: 1:06pm On Mar 24
This will be quite an epistle, please bear with me
Thank y'all for your kind advices. I appreciate them alot!

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Health / Re: 5 Common Reasons People Die In Their Sleep by BrokenCondom: 7:59am On Feb 16
Best form of death wey everyone dey pray for, una wan spoil am now.

Anyways nice thread,
LIKE if you Like to die in your sleep at age 90
SHARE if you no like to die in your sleep at age 85

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Politics / Re: Tantita Apprehends Another Vessel For Oil Theft (pics) by BrokenCondom: 4:16pm On Feb 06
But they blame Tinubu
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Foils 'october 7-style' Terror Attack In Raid On Jenin Hospital(photos) by BrokenCondom: 8:24am On Jan 30
Isreal and Hamas no be ur problem my people. Open your eyes and hold your leaders accountable for making you dey eye wetin no concern you.

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Politics / Re: Come In, Lets Settle This Once! by BrokenCondom: 12:50am On Jan 23
Mr A is not stupid enough
Celebrities / Re: My First X Video Made Over $250,000 - MrBeast by BrokenCondom: 12:49am On Jan 23
Mr beast get preek?
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Died Without A Will, Says Management by BrokenCondom: 8:51am On Jan 16
So the man lied or this is a damage control?

Either ways.. #JusticeForMohbad

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Politics / Come In, Lets Settle This Once! by BrokenCondom: 8:05pm On Jan 07
Mr A makes Thousands of Pounds Sterling doing what he likes

Mr B makes Millions of Pounds doing what he doesnt like.

Who is Happier?
Which are you?
What is your take?

Sports / Re: Osimhen Extends Napoli Contract Till 2026 by BrokenCondom: 5:02pm On Dec 23, 2023
Won ti ba aye bobo yi je

Well, they will sell him better though.
Celebrities / Re: Elegushi Family To Sue Tosin Raj For Alleging Oba Elegushi Fathered Mohbad’s Son by BrokenCondom: 3:29pm On Dec 09, 2023
Not bad at all
Politics / Re: Ondo Commissioner Alleges Forgery Of Akeredolu’s Signature On Official Document by BrokenCondom: 7:53pm On Dec 08, 2023
Not just your governor hold everyone accountable

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Excited As He Witnesses Snow For The First Time In His Life In The U.K by BrokenCondom: 5:12am On Dec 01, 2023
Blessings for u this month...

No weapon fashioned against you shall prosper. Happy new month of December.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Inherited Dead Economy, CBN Under Buhari Printed Money Illegally – Soludo by BrokenCondom: 11:52pm On Nov 24, 2023
incandescentena:


You are NUTs and wacky to the high heavens.

What nerve?!

Nonsense Hypocrisy at it peak.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.


He talk fact you dey dey dey yarn akpata. Are we in a philosophy class? Arìndìn
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Depart Nigeria Saturday For G20 Compact With Africa In Germany by BrokenCondom: 6:47pm On Nov 17, 2023
Not funny anymore
Our President Is Working

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Family / Re: Is Contract Marriage Really A Good Idea? by BrokenCondom: 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2023
Una dey put unnecessary attributes to marriage. In my own thoughts,
NEVER SIGN ANY DOCUMENTS BINDING YOU TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE'S INSECURITY. Born Pikin wey you fit care, if you can't nvm, nature will take care of your curse... if you are tired of someone, allow dem do their own, do your own. Let them go. Life just too easy, na we too difficult

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Celebrities / Re: I’m In Charge Of My Father’s Account, Mr Ibu’s Son Debunks Actor’s Wife’s Claims by BrokenCondom: 8:27pm On Nov 13, 2023
Make dem no sha paheen the man angry
Business / Re: Tribapay Payment Link Will Help You Expand Your Business To Ghana by BrokenCondom: 2:29pm On Nov 10, 2023
If you're in Ghana and can send madein Ghana Artworks to me or from any part of the world. I buy at good rates...
Celebrities / Re: Person Papa Dey Tweet Like Small Pikin” — Dammy Krane Claps Back At Davido by BrokenCondom: 10:15pm On Oct 27, 2023
Woaw nonsense people

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Plans To Release Nnamdi Kanu After Imo Governorship Election by BrokenCondom: 3:11pm On Oct 13, 2023
Click bait abi na Election Bait. Dummbos will masturbate at this.

Two Keywords in Here, Tinubu + Nnamdi Kanu.

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Travel / Re: How Many States Have You Visited in Nigeria And Which State Did You Enjoy Most? by BrokenCondom: 4:48pm On Oct 06, 2023
Well the guy behind this handle is an old nairaland member, who "Wasere" always. Those who remember that siggy know the user behind that moniker is a gulliver, MC oluomo brother, always on the road like an agbero. He was always in problems with Traffic officers because of one road rage or the other. VIO palava to FRSC and so on. Unfortunately, he's only been to 30 Nigeria states.

Niger state is a nice state sha, but the almajiris there no send your papa if dem dey hungry.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All Stars Cost Us N5.5bn – Organisers by BrokenCondom: 3:53pm On Oct 03, 2023
What? cry

What is the difference between BBNAIJA and FOOTBALL?

Bearing in mind that the both are a form of entertainment. Meanwhile, one man's poison is another man's favorite.

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Politics / RE: Why I Thank God For Tinubu - Dele Farotimi by BrokenCondom: 4:03pm On Sep 30, 2023
grin grin grin

The voice behind the 'reasoning' You're about to read is talking from a position of pain. Read the lines well if I'm wrong.

Well thought Sarcasm. Nice Job!


Tinubu has been good at unveiling the true nature of people.

The man has been so unrepentantly and clearly evil, and they have found accommodation for him, and they are the ones excusing the evil, explaining the evil, looking to normalize the evil. They don’t even mind taking off their own garment of honor to cloak a filthy felon. Tinubu can only be thanked o! I thank GOD for Tinubu.

How would we have known how useless our judiciary is, if not for Tinubu? He has shown the decadence of the society.

BrokenCondom Na Bastard


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L12skXDRaTU?si=FKBRri6BU5bxW4q5

Politics / Re: Why I Thank God For Tinubu - Dele Farotimi by BrokenCondom: 3:54pm On Sep 30, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
Tinubu has been good at unveiling the true nature of people.

The man has been so unrepentantly and clearly evil, and they have found accommodation for him, and they are the ones excusing the evil, explaining the evil, looking to normalize the evil. They don’t even mind taking off their own garment of honor to cloak a filthy felon. Tinubu can only be thanked o! I thank GOD for Tinubu.

How would we have known how useless our judiciary is, if not for Tinubu? He has shown the decadence of the society.


The voice behind this reasoning is talking from a position of pain. Read the lines well
Politics / Re: Lola Ade-John Poisoned, Fighting For Life - Peoples Gazette by BrokenCondom: 6:53pm On Sep 29, 2023
Oga oo nawao

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Crime / Re: Serial POS Criminal Busted In Lagos. by BrokenCondom: 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2023
Okay, until proven guilty but since dem don touch am already.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Files Fresh Suit For Tinubu's Records To Be Released By CSU by BrokenCondom: 12:34pm On Sep 28, 2023
Taylor92:
Atiku wan bury Tinubu

E wan use suit finish Tinubu life

Guys keep your hands and dealings pure to avert future nemesis

Yes Tinubu might have attended Chicago university but he used a dead woman’s papers to gain admission

The dead woman is the real daughter of the Iyaloja of Lagos the woman Tinubu is claiming to be his mom

He used the dead Tinubus papers to travel abroad to push cocaine

You know back then technology wasn’t this advanced people used others papers to travel

That’s the identity Atiku is trying to unmask

Na wetin Gistlover talk no be me talk am

How will he ever Unravel this?

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Career / Re: Petroleum Agency Boss Komolafe Cancels 60th Birthday Celebration Over Economy by BrokenCondom: 12:28pm On Sep 28, 2023
How is this news worthy?

Which Kind whining be this for Nigerians nah angry

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Phones / Re: Which App Consumes More Data On Your Phone The Most? by BrokenCondom: 11:34pm On Sep 27, 2023
Nairaland.com

I am addicted

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