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B055:
Only God know wetin op smoke

I swear, Op don kolo

This debate started right from days of Adam,
Adam was One cool of a guy carrying out his duties naming animals and places as God had instructed him, he has been doing that for week, months, years decades or perhaps centuries.
The moment God gave him a help mate EVE' a.k.a snake language straslator was the beginning of his fall. I hope u get the point I made ?

OR..!!

Because when a man is rich, he wants more women.

But when the reverse is the case, they think they don't need a man, not even one.

OR..!

Maybe I'm CRAZY..!

Food don ready for waillers of ass lickers


#free Yoruba nation,

#free Biafra nation,

Me mueevv ..!

My legend kaka

Friends call me kaka back then because they believe I have similar skills with the legend .

I miss u my football hero, long life and good health is all I pray for u in Christ name, Amen.

Wiliwili app,

Strictly for ogbanje's

E get as this offer be o

Waiting for the elders

Liliantalks:
we wey single nko ? I just tire for this country

U re not alone mhen.!

Bro na the only platform for home girls to do their marketing instead of them to be hanging around in every street at night, more especially mummy/daddy's girls

The hustle is real bro..

TheOldGods:
This will be my very first giveaway. Giving out upto 100k as the spirit leads .

Anyways I'll post a randomly.
How it goes

First winner 5k
Second winner 10k double in price
3rd winner 20k double in price.

We go back again to
First winner 5k
Second winner 10k Double in price
Third winner 20k double in price

Until money is exhausted.

This is my first give out.

This will be on every month.

What I mean by first winner," the first person who takes 5k" second winner is for the second question which is double by the former 5k"


Students only. Once you win, I will ask you to send a school id or proof you're a student.
Come back to this thread and post your feedback.

finishing up.......

Please remember, this be randomly dropped, the first questions will be the easiest. Etc



First question.

If I give you the first 5000 naira, what will be the first thing you will do with it. The winner will be announced by 8pm today.

firstly will thank u,

Secondly, don't have an idea.!

Ember month agents at it again.

Only a fool will say there's no God.

Abeg no come complain to us,

Na we tell u to date a G boy? As if you didn't know he was a G boy because he has money, now he has used to add to his account.

Ntorr.!!

Trendy05:
Honestly... they keep having meetings with little or no results.

Poverty keeps increasing.
Bad roads, poor education, no electricity and increased taxation.

Hmmm

Tired of shithole

Congratulations to ur demon achievement,

Kwantinu..!

U mean a SIMple man to toy with however it suits ur fantasies?

Every time meeting and yet nothing comes out,

Just say they're meeting to share their loot/national cake, simple..

Calm down, you'll be fine

Look her back too with an ogbonni eyes,

She go get sense.

Dude u re an asshole.

Get lost..!

Yes, with Buhari they can,

Never seen an ass licking regim like Baba's own .

What Sai baba can't control in his government doesn't exist.

All na lie

Oyibo and their reasonenigs when it comes to pertnership battles me till tomorrow.

Hmm which kind nonsense arrest be this kwan?

A time will come when a man and woman will be having a concentual sex and the man releases first before/without the woman at once, the woman will sue the man for bridge of pre-cum.

E go soon happen.

The first man in green is giving,

While the second man in red is recieving..

Though is 50/50.

Because there is no woman or ladies in them anymore but virgina,

To them that's the best thing they could offer u, no sound mind or a way forward but just virgina, an they brag about how they were there for u with their virgina

U wan die or commit suicide

Sex for the first time was nothing but curiosity as friends talks about it almost Everytime we gathered.

Though I was a shy during my secondary school time, and a churchy type, most of the girls then liked me, in fact my first love was a girl that initiated(word me). We never did anything other than sweet words and the likes.

After secondly school, I kept to the faith that I ain't gonna have sex until I marry as a guy, the pressure and temptation was much, at 22 I haven't mate with anyone girl, it happens that I work in a guest house as a genitor.

Ok one faithful day like that a guy and a girl came in just as usual hotel patrol, seems like the had misunderstanding or sort then the guy left with anger, I went in to clean the room, saw the girl almost have naked, talked with her and like a magic I started presing her breast, she too figured out I was a novice from the way I was handling her breast and asked if I've don't it before which I said no, piam, she unclothed, told me to give her 1k, I did, she puts condom, we started, she was on top, but trust me I feel no shit, no sweetness or sensation as i was told, my dick stood very much strong, after she had satisfied her self, she came down and nodes her head like why i haven't released. She went in to the bathroom, took her bath and gave me her contact to call her so she can teach me more, it appears that hanty nancy was an coded olosho that just like me. After the did, I felt rejected, confused and worst of it was that I thought it was a dream, I cried in my silence praying for time to go back So i can correct it.

Truth is I wasn't ready as of that time, and it doesn't worth it, more especially with a stranger.

Some evening desperados go accept shapa shapa .

They're even here on nairaland .

Baba's regim has really delt with people of different calibers ..


Sai baba Sia baba

Op that's ur personal choice and don't force it down our throat.

Like me now, I no even fit marry a virgin, for what? Not that she'll be an alosho but a regular girl boyfriend type of girl is ok for me.

And to tell u the irony of life, I've dated 5 solid girls but 4 were virgins that I confirmed by myself and I broke up with them because of it, I don't know maybe I'm crazy but that's me, can't marry a virgin Period..!!

Don't wanna talk about it,

It's brings back memories

This one na another version of igbo.

Bring it on mhen..!

Na for Z world this things dey happen,

Of u like call ur woman morning star, if u no get money she no go answer u.


Make money, and more money.

Period...!!