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Wale112: Do you know Ghana has the fastest internet speed in Africa?

The poor always trying to impress the reach.

abiodunalasa: The "Lol" acronym in Nigeria politics.
(APC as a case study)

As it is hard to locate the origin of "Lol" in social media, so its hard to be universal about its meaning.
Some said it originated from users of Yahoo messanger, while some opined that it is from medieval British comedians.
About it meaning, some said it mean "laughing out loud" , while some objected that it means "lots of love" .
Nigerians however did not give a damn about its origin, as it has become a 'do without' in their every day social media conversation.
Nigerians use the acronym every now and then to express that the other party's action or words made them laugh, even if thats not true.
In other word, Nigerians cast their lot with those who said "Lol" mean "Laughing out loud".
It is also worthy to note that Nigerians sometimes use "LOL" to mean that the laughter is so heavy. While they use "lol" to express a mild laughter.

Indeed, Nigerian politics is no different from comical shows. Many events , especially since the formation of APC, are so ridiculous and unbelieveable that if care is not taken, one may become hypertensive. Except you help your self by laughing it out as loud as you can.
The following are some of the "LOL" or "lol" worthy events.

PDP media soldiers said, APC agents are the ones who paid the ticket fee of Patrick Surya to Nigeria, so he could use Ebola disease to discredit Federal government. That, the plan was that Patrick Surya will infected people in Abuja, but unfortunately he broke down in Lagos. APC warriors too hit back saying, PDP agents hatched the plan to use Ebola to distabilise their states, as APC states are the only ones battling with the deadly virus.
Funny overfed old men. I give this one the big "LOL" !

During 2011 general election, almighty Tinubu went to Kwara state to campaign in support of Dele Begore under the banner of ACN (now APC).
Tinubu charged the people of Kwara to do away with the "Wolve family" feeding on the flesh of Kwarans.
He recounted Adedibu's popular quote about Kwarans. At the prime of Adedibu's reign in Oyo state, he was asked whether he will nominate his son for governorship election. Adedibu simply replied, "Ah, my people of Oyo are no morons like the people of Kwara who will allow one man to keep imposing his children on them" .
However, almighty Tinubu and those he refered to as "Wolve family" are now on the same table, dinning excitingly together.
And when he was asked about it, he simply retorted, "whoever God has chosen to lead, let him lead" .
This event made me laugh many times, and that is why I will give it a block "LOL" .

Chief Oyinlola, a former governor of Osun state recently decamp to APC, then APC media warriors said he made the right decision, he is a good man, he have the people's interest at heart. But when a power drunk Ribadu dump their party for his assumed "winner's party" , APC media Samurais deafen us with, he is confused, he has made the greastest mistake of his life, his career will never remain smooth again.
But i did not laugh so much on this particular event, so I will just give it a small "lol" .

Some years back APC governments, especially at Lagos state and Kwara state, proclaimed that standard education is highly expensive to provide, thus it will come with a very high price tag. And that was ably demonstrated in School fees of Lagos state University as well as Kwara state university.
But recently, many APC states are in the era of "school fees reduction". All of a suddenly, they announce more than 70% reduction in their school fees. Are they not interested in giving us "standard education" again ?
The fact is, APC faltered in Ekiti, and they barely came through in Osun, thus, the fear of 2015 election is the beginning of "school fee reduction era".
They think they can always fool the people. So funny, "LOL" .

When 'righteous man' Buhari narrowly escaped the recent attemp on his life, APC gladiators said, "Nigeria would scatter , if the attempt had been successful". But actually they did not mean Nigeria, they mean APC will scatter. Because if 'righteous man' Buhari dies, thats pratically the end of APC in the North. They just sugarcoat their fears. Very funny potbelly old guys. "LOL" !

Finally, I hope this last one will not land me in the net of SSS, because its about our beloved President Ebele Goodluck Jonathan.
I hope am not the only one that has noticed that our President cannot adress the Country without reading from a note prepared for him.
Even at the Fund raising night for victims of terrorism, our dear President could not adress the victims offhand, until he brought out the textbooks prepared for him, and start reading like a Secondary school press club boy, as usual.
Little wonder he did not talk at the US-Africa summit recently held in United States. Perhaps, he feared that if he start talking there from text books, the American journalist may ask him questions like, "are you formerly a newscaster, sir ? "
This does not make me laugh so well, thats why I initially gave it "lol" .
Until I saw a jingle on the TV where some propagandists were drawing similarities between our dear President and world superb leaders like Lee Kuan yew, Marthing Luther King jnr, Nelson Mandela and Barack Obama. And since then, I cant stop laughing. Thus, I will give this one "LOL" "LOL" "LOL" !

Thanks to Democracy, while the citzens can get busy with making fun of those they called their "leaders" , their "leaders" too can get busy with embezzeling public fund, and impoverishing the citizens. Lol !

R. K. Alasa

Lol

Atleast, we can show our superiority here, if they where Indians, Lebanese, or Brits fear no go let sentence them.

I hope Ghanians are learning from and begin behave or else they head straight to kirikiri

Thee beginning of this man madness is in sight, for how long will he keep feeding us with this procurement of new weapons?

The poor country is not worth all this stress, overhypesteve. Allow them rest Biko.

A country adenuga is richer than.

madamoringo: Hunger don hammer am! What can you say when even a whole Ribadu has gone to cut his share of national cake? To grovel at the feet of GEJ and in Aso Rock? With PEJ, Annenih, Bode George? They will all be laughing at him because what he sees now, they saw years ago and have been feeding fat on it while Ribadu was deceiving himself with some corrupt police work!

So what is your point? Tinubu also went to cut from the cake 2011 or you first die?

M0GIDI: You wake in the morning spewing rubbish and you go to bed still spewing rubbish. Na who swear for you?

Guy why you just use my guy rub ground like that na?

@topic, someone should tell eedris to give it up.

OneNaira6: I had to stop everything I am doing to type this. Idk what made me check NL but my God, I'm glad it did. since noone wan talk, make i talk. somebody, anybody Biko take Nnewi1stson's laptop or phone from him before he kills that anago dude. Make una call his parents or even girlfriend so make dem find something to get out of here. My God, I actually felt the insults and it wasn't directed at me. Jesus!! Una stay here watching a grown man getting smacked up by a little kid and no one offered or even tried to help the nigg@. Na wa ooo!! Una wicked oooooo. Every one way dey encourage am, una wicked ooo.

Why are teenagers so mouthed now a days. Chei. This sh1t reminds me when my little sis got into an argument on NL using my ID. Na wa oooo. Wetin dey happen to teenagers now a days?

Anyway sha na em I wan say, una bye bye. make I waka go sha

That anago of a thing na dog when don make up,e mind to lost, i don advise am make only em waka commot for this thread, em still dey go open dictionary to come comment here, 10 of em post no dey reach 1 of Nnewi1stson own, the boy deaf goon.

I've been advising govt. to subsidise the price of asssssshhhhhh, if the price was 1k per night to 100 per go,,I'm sure this dude won't be chasing dogs.

Nnewi1stSon: @Chino and Meforyou1 our Bingo is here and claims to have relocated to Niger . Maybe you need to reshedule the venue to Minna, that's if he wont claim to be in Cotonou by then

Banned by brownlord in Osun state Politics, The Mud And The Rust) thread for for violating rule 2 and rule missing rule 17. banned expire 2050

17. Don't fraustrate anyone out of this forum.

Kasynpaulsyn1997: ok sir! My father knew all these before he decided to contest..........nigerians must vote in the right mind,the right personality to lead this great nation out of tribalism,violence,underdevelopment et al

bros stop all this your rapping, Nigeria never develop reach that lvl, enugu pdp won't even vote for him in primaries

Nnewi1stSon: Bravo! Bravo!! Bravo!!! for the 1st time since you registered on this forum, you type something somewhat comprehensible... Though it took you a staggering 48 hours to compose 2 paragraphs... .

Singing

Omo see danger, wahala dey.

Funny but true, bros anago why you no rest and accept defeat for this thread and plan for this guy for another thread, this guy one post dey counter 10 ur own.

Op which part of Nigeria are you and the aspirant from? South East as in Ibo

Laughing in Chinese, even your efulefu brothers will be the first to frustrate him.

Until Ghana, Cameroon, Senegalese rule Nigeria, I don't see Ibo ruling this country soon, I thought some of your biaf-rat people already destroying their Nigeria passport in Spain? With which people do your father want to win the election, North will not trust you to give you their mandate. And I trust my Yoruba people with their slave mentality to always go with their master.

Sorry op, tell your father to consider governorship or better still join the idiat shouting Biafra all over the social network when there is no structure on ground to achieve it

overhypedsteve: re you joking with me? What do you mean by that? Nigerian cars are on the market since 2000 and you re telling me that one mumu is just testing a ghanian made car to see if its good enough to drive?
Please stop quoting me if you cant match the level of intellect i am displaying. Who is this Wale? I need to know who this person is. You seem bereft of all human reason and wisdom. Do you know the respect Nigeria receive in the international system? Do you know the respect even your president mahama have for Nigeria. Do you know that mahama is a regular guest at the government house calabar?
Whose is this person? Coming here to spill trash?
Were did you get th idea from that Nigeria is in need of a leadership position in westafrica?
We do need to proclaim any form of leadership, even your president know our role in African economy.
http://www.yohaig.com/nairaland/nigerias-protectionism-is-hurting-africa-president-of-ghana/

this one is here exercising his freedom of madness.

You quoted the dunce first and second time and he keep recycling the rubbish passed to him by his masters, yet you decide to waste your time on him. Nothing I'm Ghana for you to try convince him or worth the comparison

Comparing U.S of A to Honduras is not just foolish but barbaric and inhuman

Sincere9gerian: Meanwhile, it appears the current service chiefs are confused? Or is it just a mere coincidence that Boko Haram attacks increased significantly under their watch?

How about GEJ tell us who the sponsors are, this alone will cut off financial support of BH and also create problems in their camp?

dagentility: I smell hatred

You damn right, by Gbawe and Enemies of Goodluck ( EOG )

Gbawe: Rubbish. A total failure and the personification of abjectly poor leadership wants his "friends" to take over social media. What a joke. What are they planning to use for this 'takeover' when the lies and propaganda are all maxed out like an over-abused credit card? Are they going to tell the world how our army is being decimated by Boko Haram after $18 billion disbursed to strengthen their ability was embezzled by this heartless regime headed by a President who fails to acknowledge that corruption is a problem let alone fight it? Same government that preferred to situate Nigeria's military might in Osun for an election yet fails to lead a decent effort to squash Boko Haram ? "Friends of Goodluck" (FOG) indeed. The name even sounds dodgy ala thick and blinding FOG propaganda. Yeye people.

Double standard.

Meanwhile you and your APC pay per post members use the internet more than them, PDP la learner when it comes to propaganda before APC

Them won add another group to the 40 men lapdog crew? Hmmm spread mat and waiting.

This will further increase insincereNigeria's rank, em fit dey level 15 already.

Rest on gallant soldier

Proud to be a Nigerian, but one without the current politicians we have now

prophetone: Gov. Rabi'u Musa Kwankwaso of Kano state in a group picture with 25 students that were sponsored to study Marine Engineering in India last year. They are now proceeding to the UK to continue their studies for 3 more years.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1343543_KANO_jpg815a5f5483b438ce06fd8200c7ba259b

Yea, as usual all Muslim, is this not the same man that sponsored Muslims to hajj and refuse to do same for Christians?

barcanista: What is the human developmental index of Aks? What is the economic viability of Akwa Ibom state? Don't even mention Akwa Ibom when we are talking of performing leaders. In the SS it is Oshiobaba and Amaechi that are trying. In SE Chime, Rochas and Obiano. Don't even mention Akpabio

Which kind nonsense talk be that? What is oshiomole doing that makes him one of the performing governor in SS?

Good job boys, send them all to meet their 72 virgins

And to the gallant men that paid the prize, it's better on the other side, God bless your gallant soul.