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FNNEWS: Residents of a small town in Nigeria, have fled in panic after a chicken began talking in arabic before being slaughtered, police said.

Port Harcourt State Police said that the incident of the talking chicken occurred at a local market in Rumokoro.

Residents living near the Market, fled as the news of the talking chicken spread like fire. “I heard that the police have taken the chicken into their possession, and that is why the police station is so crowded. Everybody wants to see the chicken talk,” a woman who identified herself as Aishetu, said.
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barcanista: You are a Patholigical LIAR.

Kwankwaso DOES NOT Sponsor Christian or Muslim Pilgrimage. Hear his words....

"“There is nowhere Islam allows for the removing of public funds to sponsor individuals on pilgrimages,” says Kwankwaso. Admission to heaven or hell, if the scriptures are right, is strictly on personal merit. The state, a collective entity, has no business paying the pilgrim’s passage to paradise." - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/who-should-pay-the-pilgrims-passage-to-paradise/#sthash.kjOwv5lH.dpuf

Guk: Please tell me what manner of education you will receive on a school fees of 87Pounds Sterling or $147per annum How do you want to compete with others who have received quality education when its time for Job seeking?

barcanista: APC is the ONLY party where its members and supporters are not religious fanatics. The PDP parade itself as a pseudo political wing of Christian Association of Nigeria. Whereas the APC does not see religion as a factor to Leadership. The APC believes in the equality of all and put integrity and competency above religious affiliations

egift: APC is a breath of fresh air to the corrupt ridden PDP that has spent 15 years in making Nigeria a giant crawling on it stomach. APC is a viable alternative to PDP. Never in this democratic dispensation have we ever had an alternative that defeat the monster called PDP.

By voting in APC and voting out PDP, Nigerians will achieve 4 things in our Political Space:
1. That the Masses are the Boss. While our politicians are the servants.
2. It will mean the APC will not repeat the callous and nonchalant leadership dispositions that PDP have been dishing out for the last 15 years.
3. PDP will have the opportunity to go back to the drawing board to prioritize what is paramount to them (protect criminals or serve the masses).
4. And since PDP know how to steal, they will better police the FG under APC by exposing any imaginable malpractice even before Nigerians can find out.

So any Patriotic Nigerian will see that it is for the best interest of Nigeria to vote out PDP and elect APC come 2015. This nation will triumph again.

hazekctravels: Go get a job plsss

barcanista: As usual, the Police Force and its unprofessionalism and partisanship. Shame

Gbawe: Illiterate and imbecilic, almost to the point of retardation, is what you nuisance Jonathanians are. The man, according to the report, was arrested "at his Port Harcourt residence" and you are talking as if he accomodates a battallion in his house? Do you have any sense at all?

To any objective person looking at the trends currently, it is obvious GEJ and his backers are very jittery and scared of their own shadow. Hence the effort to silence opposition voices everywhere with overwhelming display of force which is never deployed when and where needed. I suggest you take your own advice and STFU.

Gbawe: Can you clannish bigots ever read, comprehend and speak in a moderately objective manner as even a child can do? Over 60 security operatives to arrest one man suspected of defacing GEJ election poster? With all the problem Nigeria is facing we are seeing this bullying, desperate and overwhelming show of insecurity-driven abuse of power and you are here talking crap about "reelection bid?

All I see are the desperate antics of a team very worried about failure and trying to cower everyone into backing a 'rejection bid'.

Karmatyra: I was sent in from my job.....was supposed to deliver books to the federal university wukari. I am suppose to live this morning. ...I was preparing when I heard gun shot in the air

Karmatyra: am sorry but I don't even know what that means....I came into wukari two nights ago and I don't know any thing about the town....I just wana get out! The bullets are too much jesus!

cjrane: [size=25pt]Let it fall!
Naigeria is doomed already.

Naigeria was doomed the day APC politicians decided to arm almajiri boys calling them Boko haram in order to use terrorism to acquire political power by force![/size]

lordsilver: If it is Allah's wish to hand Bama over to Boko Haram so be it. As far as I'm concern, boko haram is a Northern & some southern politicians in Abuja problem, e no concern me

berem: you're not making sense! Excuse me please!!!

koboko69: Wish u and ur family the same....my brother

luvinhubby: Obviously you failed English comprehension in school....Sorry!

luvinhubby: Obviously you failed English comprehension in school....Sorry!

luvinhubby: 1, APC winning elections in Edo, Osun states & Niger east senatorial district is because GEJ allowed free & fair elections in Nigeria.

2, I am eating locally grown & packed Nigeria rice courtesy of GEJ's transformation of the Agric sector.

3, I drive from Lagos to Onitsha in 5hrs now compared to 8 - 9hrs 4yrs ago.

4, 1 gallon of fuel i bought 8 days ago is still in generator, compared to daily 8 liters spent daily before, courtesy of GEJ's power reforms.

This is just a few of my PERSONAL experience, others still dey.

Demdem2: This is so on point from APC. Far before apc made his call, demdem2 called for the cancellation of the gathering simply because of Ebola concerns in PH. Sane men did the same but Jonathan saw no sense in such.
It's obvious now that the ambition of Jonathan to him supercedes the lives of all Nigerians combined together. The fool doesn't give a damn even if ebola wipes off his people as long as he is in aso rock.

smudge2079: Av dey passed deir SSCE? What certificate are dey entering with Funny country.