When the time comes you will be suprised to see that some of those who didnt ''date jesus'' will make it through and some of those like you who ''dated jesus'' wouldnt make it through.

I recently felt attracted to an older girl who kept me restless and breathless. I kept admiring her from a distance without her knowing it. I couldnt aproach her cos I knew she was my elder and may insult me if I did.
For this reason, I wish to ask the ladies how they would react if a younger guy walks up to them.

Nowadays no day will pass without me hearing or over-hearing someone talking about how corrupt our politicans are. Including here on this forum, posters say the politicians are corrupt figures countless times a day. But the truth of the matter is that we the followers are more involved in corrupt practices than the politicians we nail on the cross. The total amount of money that change hands in a day between the followers in the act of bribery and corruption may as well exceed the amount moved by the politicans in a day. See kettle wey dey call pot black. Can someone help me tell Nigerians to SHUT UP and remove the log in their own eyes first.

Dyt or whatever you call yourself, When did you start HEARING written words to say that am shouting?

Well, since Nigerians cannot fix their problems themselves, I think it would be proper for the developed countries to allow Nigerians free migration to their countries to continue as slaves. By the time a large proportion of the Nigerian population has moved out, the developed countries will then move part of their citizens to take over Nigeria, re-establish, and get down to real business of development. Nigerians are wasting land space on this planet.

With what? STD?

The following question doesnt apply to love-peddlers alone but also includes those girlfriends who practice indirect prostitutionn by rewarding their boyfriends with sex after they guys must have lavished money on them.
Why do men pay the ladies for sex when the ladies also enjoy the sex? Since the lady gives the man pleasure and the man gives the lady pleasure in return, why is the payment necessary? Wasnt the sex 50-50 like a mutual benefit?
Am sure if men decide to stop paying for kitty today, kitty will still be on supply. So why pay for kitty? See how ladies dey play men wayo.

Did the speaker really say that?

All races have corrupt tendencies when giving a chance to be corrupt and walk away freely. And when theres no law and order within communities of any race, there will surely be disorganization.
The whites are also corrupt in nature just like the Nigerian politicans, but they have fashioned out a system to check corruption and enhance a smooth and efficient flow of governance. The same thing applies to the asians. They are also corrupt in nature, but have worked out their way of minimizing corruption.
So the question is, why haven't Nigeria and other black african countries worked out their own way of tackling corruption and providing good governance? Does this have something to do with race?

ladi02, the fact still remains that the 2011 elections is between GEJ, Buhari and IBB if he doesnt get the PDP ticket. Its either you vote for the best among these three or you forget about voting.

chosen04, the truth is that one of those criminals will become president next year. Whether you like it or not. The best we can do is make sure that the lesser criminal among those three heavy weight becomes president. simple

ladi02, the problem is the mass poverty and poor enlightenment and not me. If majority of Nigerians were educated then people like pat utomi will be men to beat. Unfortunately this is not the case. If you think the uneducated ones needs to be educated, how many of them have been educated so far?

monkeyleg, I never said GEJ and IBB are ideal for the job. They may have achieved their popularity through unworthy means, but the fact still remains that they are popular. A lot of Nigerians are troubled and hungry that the have no time to listen to pat utomi's rocket science explanation on how he intends to fix Nigeria's problems. They masses are more intrested to know what GEJ, IBB and buhari are up to cos of their popularity. Its an advantage.

Chosen 04, whats the need of voting for someone who has no chance? Tell me.

monkeyleg, IBB and GEJ are in the same party, but the likely scenario to eventually play out is, GEJ will get the PDP ticket while IBB will decamp to another party.

The simple fact remains that someone like pat isnt popular enough to win a presidential election. There are people across Nigeria who dont even care about his upright personality. It takes more than that to clinch that seat.

Anyone you guys bleep, you should put a star on your dirck so at the end you can be ranked as a 5 star bleeper, 14 star bleeper, 50 star bleeper and so on.

We all know we have some personalities in Nigeria who sound upright and determined to profer solutions to the problems inflicting the country. We regard these individuals as people who deserve to lead the country cos they have a good vision for the country. Those who belong to this class may include figures like; Pat Utomi, Donald duke, chris okotie etc. But despite the fact that these individuals sound transparent , giving your votes to them may turn out to be a wasted vote cos these individuals are so unpopular and not widely accepted across Nigeria. In fact it will be so easy for IBB the evil genius to win a free and fair election  in Nigeria than for any of those saints to win. These saints are only popular among the very educated, enlightened and upright people amoung us. Unfortunately majority of the 70 million voters across the country are uneducated ( I don't mean the ability  to read and write ) so they have no chance to be elected   president. For this reason, I think we should narrow down our focus to include only Goodluck Jonathan, Muhammadu Buhari and IBB. I think these three names is what 2011 election should be all about. The rest of the presidential aspirants are like flies buzzing arround our heads to distract attention. You may say that those three names are criminals, but our duty should be to make sure that the lesser criminal among the three of them is elected.

The only things found in the brains of women are clothes, shoes, money and fashion. Are these what will be in their brains as they rule the world? The world will surely crumble in less than 6 months.

besides your post was too lenghty i couldnt read them all.

THIS POST IS TRASH COS YOU OVER EXAGGERATED THE SECURITY SITUATION IN THE SOUTH EAST. ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED IT. I STAYED IN THE SOUTHEAST FOR A WHILE OF RECENT AND ITS NOT LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN READING ON THE PAPERS. YOU CAN GO AND CHECK FOR YOURSELF AND SEE THE REAL SITUATION OF THINGS. ITS VERY MUCH SAFER TO LIVE IN THE SOUTHEAST THAN THE NORTH.

THE SOUTHEAST MAYBE GENERATING A LOW REVENUE, BUT DONT FORGET THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE SOUTHEAST HAVE THEIR INDISPESABLE TOUCH IN THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY. THE PEOPLE OF THE SOUTHEAST ARE ALSO LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER THE REVENUE OF LAGOS IS.

^^^Its quite a pity that all the things you said above were utter rubbish. What do you mean by smacks? How many smacks have I said about you? You said I ALWAYS go about making idiotic underhanded statements about you. That's big trash!!! How many bad comments have I made against you? Digg em up let me see. The only qualified bad comments am very sure I have said about you are the two that I said in two separate threads after you called me a dumbass and I earlier mentioned in this thread that you have slept with countless men, making it a total of three. Unfortunately it isn't enough for you to say I ALWAYS go about smacking you. Are you trying to say I only come to nairaland to track and smack you? That's buullshit!!!. Why should I ALWAYS smack you? What are you?
I guess you want me to join the party of guys here who are always going soft on you and loving you just for being female. Sorry I won't. Like I said earlier, am sorry for being the trouble maker.

Inked, I don't give a hoot about you and your effing sexlife. ok?. But I still wanna make it clear that you aint better than a dumbass which I am.
YES a sexcapade can involve only one partner, but unfortunately since its already known that you have had multiple partners, the above meaning has been lost in thin air in your own case. The quick assumption and meaning anyone will derive at your mention of SEXCAPADES will include the sum total of all experiences you have had with your partners combined.
I would have hit you harder, but am aware that I offended you first. So I have to tone down my words and also say sorry for being the first to throw a stone at you.

Wow!! were was I when that bitter lady fired my ass
**reloads bullets to gun**
Now listen inked whatever, just be ashamed that a dumbass like me will reveal the loop hole in your so called intelligent statement.
Thank God you said SEXCAPADES and also mentioned the fact that you have never disclosed the number of guys you have slept with.
By saying SEXCAPADES, it simply means more than one guy, and ''more than one guy'' means anything from 2 to 1 Billion in number. Therefore am right to say ''countless men'' cos I don't know the exact number in question. So my earlier statement still stands valid in a way.
Anyway am tired of reading words like ''dumbass'' and ''fool'' here on nairaland, these words are too common here that they have lost their ability to bite the target. Try another words next time ok.

By the time the poster sees the masqurade behind the pc, everything will change. Intelligent ko bold ni. Which intelligence is this poster talking about which I dont see. Someone who doesnt know when she
lost a case and keeps talking shit to cover up. hahahahaha.