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PoliticsRe: Lady K: How DSS Dehumanise Only Female Among 13 Detained Igboho Supporters - SR by BruncleZuma: 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Thousands Of  Godwin Maduka's Supporters Await  Next Political Moves by BruncleZuma: 6:02pm On Jul 12, 2021
I no understand this Alex ooo, shey him too nah governorship candidate...why e dey carry kayan banza for Maduka matter?
PoliticsRe: Adamu Abdulhamid’s Degree Is Fake - London Graduate School by BruncleZuma: 3:16pm On Jul 12, 2021
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PoliticsRe: NIMASA To Relocate Head Office To VI, Gets ₦17.47 Billion FEC Approval by BruncleZuma: 1:58pm On Jul 12, 2021
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PoliticsRe: There Will Be No Peace - GAFDAN, Fulani Group Warns Southern Governors by BruncleZuma: 1:32pm On Jul 12, 2021
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Digital Youth Nigeria: Who Else Got This Message? by BruncleZuma: 12:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
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This looks scammy
PoliticsRe: NIA Gets N4.87bn Budget To Track, Intercept Calls, Messages by BruncleZuma: 11:31am On Jul 12, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
Yes sir, especially unpatriotic citizens and foreigners of security interest and national security threat.
We can't continue to have just few among us terrorising the nation with sedition, hate speech, scam , cyberbullying, defrauding, identity theft and kidnapping the rest of the law abiding, innocent and patriotic Nigerians and allow the security architecture to keep reacting instead of nipping them into the bud.

It is these few individuals and those they recruit into their nefarious activities that will particularly be of interest so the security services are always ahead of them even before they unleash .

It's not new and you know sir wink
To come Ojota come slap you make the small sense when you get, come back to you.
PoliticsRe: Onochie & Sani Adam's Fate Uncertain As Senate Receives INEC Committee’s Report by BruncleZuma:
Dem go confirm her...every other thing nah scripted wulakanci.
CrimeRe: Woman Stabs Her Relative On The Head With A Broken Bottle For Shaming Her Son by BruncleZuma: 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2021
NaijaCoverBlog:
Are you a man or woman or do you want to cover your mouth?
Bia Chinedu leave that person focus on your hustle...the rest nah distractions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Business Can I Start With 100k Very Urgent !!! by BruncleZuma: 2:34pm On Jul 10, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
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Sunkanmi leave Nairaland for children, use your own advise and go make money; shameless old man.
RomanceRe: 'I Need Some Space': What Does This Mean In A Relationship? by BruncleZuma: 12:50pm On Jul 10, 2021
It means "It's over" in slow motion.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Die while Partying, 3 Kenyan Women Arrested by BruncleZuma: 12:48pm On Jul 10, 2021
huh huh huh huh

Kebor Kamar Omar? From which part of Nigeria, this sounds like a Chadian or Nigerien name.
PoliticsRe: APC Writes INEC, Postpones Congresses Indefinitely by BruncleZuma: 10:33am On Jul 10, 2021
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Foreign AffairsRe: Ex-colombian Soldiers, US Bodyguard Involved In Moise's Assassination by BruncleZuma:
Haitian Security Services and their Nigerian counterparts nah the same specie of animal. So nah this weapons plus brand new machet dem carry breach a fortified presidential palace?
PoliticsRe: Jalingo: ECOWAS Court Awards N30m Against Buhari Administration For Torture by BruncleZuma:
IGBOSON1:
Good luck trying to collect it! shocked
Him go take the court injunction go country when go enforce the ruling to sell any property belonging to the Nigerian Government.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa High Court Rejects Zuma’s Bid To Delay Sentence by BruncleZuma: 2:31pm On Jul 09, 2021
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RomanceRe: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by BruncleZuma: 9:17am On Jul 09, 2021
Yungmakaveli01:
Early morning certificate �
The alaye day claim sharp shooter
But now he don shoot him own leg.
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No mind the ekuke, ogbeni go and do things for her head jor.

You wan do input output but you no want schema results.
EducationRe: NDU Suspends Uniform For Undergraduates, Bans Indecent Dressing by BruncleZuma: 8:34am On Jul 09, 2021
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This school again, their VC sounds like a clown...

Nah you get to promulgate an unpopular policy nah you still want drag "disgruntled politicians" enter the ensuing fight.

Educated illiterates really full Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Magu Rejected As PSC Promotes Senior Officers by BruncleZuma: 4:34pm On Jul 08, 2021
Foreign AffairsRe: Zuma Hands Himself Over To Police, Begins 15-Month sentence (Pics, Videos) by BruncleZuma: 8:49am On Jul 08, 2021
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CrimeRe: Kingsley Onuorah Arrested For Raping Job Seekers In Lagos & Taking Their Nudes by BruncleZuma: 10:10pm On Jul 07, 2021
I keep trying my best and our people keep falling for fraudsters and phoneys.
PoliticsRe: Kwara APC To Punish Lai Mohammed Over Attacks On Governor Abdulrazaq by BruncleZuma: 6:06pm On Jul 07, 2021
Snake no dey swallow em own tail.
CelebritiesRe: Coral Edgar Used To Lure Her Ex To Flat Where He Was Tortured To Death (Pix) by BruncleZuma: 5:52pm On Jul 07, 2021
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CareerRe: See Where Oil Riggers Live While On Offshore Oil Exploration: Pics & Video by BruncleZuma: 5:39pm On Jul 07, 2021
This platform is for onshore operations ekpenu...especially for landrigs on the creeks...not offshore.

No carry Upstream matter come discuss for downstream sector - (This is a joke)
RomanceRe: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by BruncleZuma: 5:33pm On Jul 07, 2021
Zzoh:
You are wicked. So after fucking and impregnating me, you will come and post it on Nairaland abi? Or you think I'm not using Nairaland? I saw this your moniker on your phone the other day. God will judge you. And for your information, I'm not doing any Abortion.
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Jesus kick me nearer to the cross!!!

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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump To Sue Twitter, Facebook, Google & Their CEOs Over Ban by BruncleZuma: 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2021
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Sore loser, I thought Parler and the other free willing cesspools wanted his majestic presence.

Hahahahahahaha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Federal Government Agency Or Institution Is Currently Recruiting? by BruncleZuma: 5:10pm On Jul 07, 2021
None, except you've got really long legs...
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Didn't Need NYSC Exemption Certificate - High Court by BruncleZuma:
So why did she need to forge one...which the last time I checked is an capital offence and tantamount to Obtaining by Tricks (OBT)

Section 465 of the Criminal Code Act, forgery is defined thus:

“A person who makes a false document or writing knowing it to be false, and with intent that it may in any way be used or acted upon as genuine, whether in the State or elsewhere, to the prejudice of any person, or with intent that any person may, in the belief that it is genuine, be induced to do or refrain from doing any act, whether in the State or elsewhere, is said to forge the document or writing”.

Section 467 of the Criminal Code Act states the penalty for forgery in Nigeria thus:

Any person who forges any document, writing, or seal, is guilty of an offense which, unless otherwise stated, is a felony, and he is liable, if no other punishment is provided, to imprisonment for three years.

Thus, if you are tried and convicted of forgery, you are to serve a jail term of 3 years IF there is no other sentencing. What this means is that depending on what the accused forged, he or she can be tried and sentenced according to other laws binding the other area of trespass.

Note however, that the same section states that if the forged item is a public seal, the suspect can face conviction of life imprisonment.

An offender is liable to fourteen years imprisonment if the forged item is a register, security, title, anything related to revenue or an act of the state.

A forgery of court records, evidences, seals, process, exhibits, etc. fetches the convicted forger a seven year jail term.


Section 468 of the Criminal Code Act states that:

“Any person, who knowingly and fraudulently utters a false document or writing, or a counterfeit seal, is guilty of an offense of the same kind and is liable to the same punishment as if he had forged the thing in question”.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Killed 40,000 Nigerians In Last 20 Years ― ICON, PSJ by BruncleZuma:
Jesus Christ!!!

That's one stadium filled with people and it hasn't been 11 years yet...

Other actors such as the Nigerian Navy, Airforce, Army and their notorious little brother the Nigerian Police are still busy using their fellow countrymen for target practice.
RomanceRe: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by BruncleZuma: 4:41pm On Jul 07, 2021
Man up my dear, you have achieved a milestone most only hear about in the university...you're about to get one certificate early.

The Birth Certificate
PoliticsRe: Okorocha: I Gave The Name APC by BruncleZuma: 3:58pm On Jul 07, 2021
ChizzyBuna:
Dr Maduka: Are you sure I will win

Alexreports: I'm the one that gave the name PDP

Dr Maduka: Oya Let's go...

Alexreports:
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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Celebrates Richard Mofe-Damijo's 60th Birthday by BruncleZuma: 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
Cc Seun Myndd44 Lalasticala
Here's a troll. Don't let them kill our nairaland with toxic comments like they did with Twitter.
You've been jumping around Nairaland with your numerous monikers and you think I'm a troll. Wow the hypocrisy is strong with this grown-assed man. Dude you're 43 for gods sakes why are you this way. You could even open a pharmacy in Ojota and you'd be more successful than your brother. Dem swear for you?

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