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Religion / Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by Bruno3000(m): 8:38pm On Jul 07, 2022
Haha... Fear fear
Keller20:
Yes, it is true. I can testify to that. I was once a mortuary attendant, I was not supposed to be on duty, I was helping my colleague who was home sick and by night, I was resting or should I say sleeping when I heard as if someone opened a door and walked out. I was frightened but I man up and decided to go and know what was happening and as I got inside, it was as if I saw two people walking to my direction and as soon as I switched on my touch, lo and behold, it was actually a walking corpse and the worst part was that eyes were opened. I literally bed wetted as though I wasn't lying on a bed. They were actually like five feet away from me which gave me time to know the next step but I was frozen on that spot and as they were closing in, I took to my heels straight to the bus-stop luckily I saw a bus by to 1 in the morning and I paid a thousand naira and forgot my change and ran straight to my house and started hitting the door as if I was being chased. it was one of the most shocking moments of my life. Remembered and decided to share with you cos you brought it up. I actually resigned the next day though.[/b]
Religion / Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by Bruno3000(m): 7:37pm On Jul 07, 2022
Wow... So this jinn has the ability to disappear?
Saladdin:
Those involved in the 'death industry', you guys are really trying to be honest. cry

As regards the topic, if such stories are true, then it's obvious that a 'normal' corpse, waking and living as it has previously lived defies all scientific laws and cannot be possible. Something else is happening....

The corpse do not wake and live physical life anymore, rather, it's their Genie/Jinn (which everyone of us has and has been with us all our life till death) that take their form and continue 'living'.

These Jinn know, you in and out. It knows your deepest secrets, fear, vices and touch points that makes you happy. In essence, it can imitate you.

Hence, when you hear popular stories where someone who has died and is living in another place, know that it is this Jinn for a dead person can never come alive in that form, and not when everyone is not yet dead. Ghosts do not exist, it is this Jinn that takes on this form to make it seem so.

If you think this is wrong, I'm open to debates on this current topic, exorcism, necromancy, spirit spouses and death.

...
Sports / Re: Chelsea Football Club Release 2022/2023 New Kit by Bruno3000(m): 6:11pm On Jul 07, 2022
Very ugly... Arsenal remain the kings of jerseys.
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me Just Because I Didn't Call Her For 3 Days by Bruno3000(m): 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2022
Typical naija girl...
cfree14:

Why all the insults? Last I checked, his comment was not directed at or any girl in particular

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Crime / Re: Blasphemy: Muslims Riot Over QR Code by Bruno3000(m): 9:27pm On Jul 06, 2022
Fake religion. Fake prophet

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Brazilian Nurse Plunges 70ft To Her Death In Unsafe Water Park Accident by Bruno3000(m): 7:13pm On Jul 06, 2022
E no go pass selfie
biafranrealson:
What was she doing there
Romance / Re: “I Look Like Am Alright, But Wallah I Need A Husband” - Beautiful Lady { Photo } by Bruno3000(m): 7:14am On Jul 05, 2022
I totally agree with u
killmods:
Yea them plenty like this. Single and beautifully designed physically but near them first u will know why they will always remain single despite thier beauty. 90% of them are lazy, selfish, self centred, spoilt and entitled brats.. with a long list of does and don'ts. Some wil tell u no washing dishes or cooking certain types of foods.. In fact most can't play wifey role but would want u to be perfect for them. No be juju be that If they don't want to vacay every weekend in mars or the moon they are craving private jets every now and then just because they're fine. They think thier beauty is currency for trading. Unrealistic, beautiful buffoons undecided
Romance / Re: What Physical Features In Ladies Turn You Off? by Bruno3000(m): 9:37pm On Jul 01, 2022
I fckn hate lesbianism. I can murder any lesbian that even nurse the idea of toasting ma sweetheart...
Sports / Re: Manchester United Have Completed The Signing Of Tyrell Malacia - Photos by Bruno3000(m): 9:31pm On Jul 01, 2022
Close-up, oral-b see potential brand ambassador o. Why is he shinning teeth like dis na?
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 4:01pm On Jun 30, 2022
Haha.. Her homo journey will end in disaster. Even her fellow lesbians will use and dump her werey ass.
Thantayo:


There was a comment from a guy about homosexuals being likely to get depressed. I think i get it now. You are so keen to defend what you think you are which is a problem.

Second i never mentioned impose.. you were so quick to think of a comeback insult you actually started making up things i didn't say.

3rd you can put me in my place if it makes you happy which i can see is something you are currently lacking you can choose to deny this i don't care.

That being said i wish you the best on your sexuality journey.
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 3:55pm On Jun 30, 2022
E go soon clear for u who is stupid na. Time shall tell. Haha i see the tears beneath the dirty teeth.
Now go and do the shameful acts. Werey human being. Small yansh wan shake. Haha
Dynoz01:
you be werey I don't know who you won make em support your Stupidity cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 3:51pm On Jun 30, 2022
Wasted sperm. Werey ugly lesbian. I spit on ur fckn thread. lesbian
Dynoz01:
keep gyrating like a confused headless chicken in my space cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 3:49pm On Jun 30, 2022
Haha.. See dis broke st. Lunatic. Ugly werey. Small yansh sef wan shake. Spits on ur fckn thread.
Dynoz01:
poverty-stricken Grotesque male incel grin
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 3:44pm On Jun 30, 2022
Ehya... I see the tears beneath ur mumu shinning teeth. See the long epistle, haha u are pained. Who broke ur fckn heart? Haha Werey lesbian.
Now go carry out ur shameful degrading acts with ur fellow werey citizen.
By the way u will die old and lonely with no child to call ur own, that's if u escape ending up like that account. YOU FRUSTRATED, CONFUSED, HELL-BOUND, BROKE UGLY werey lesbian like u. Spits on ur fckn thread.
Dynoz01:
always a werey forever a werey cheesy grin
Keep adding volume to your werey grin

You must be taking some serious mental drugs to think women or Lesbian cares about what a sex starved frustrated Grotesque looking incel like you have to type cheesy grin

Bashing? cheesy grin
Who be that mugu wey dey deceive you say you sabi bash? grin
Na today you go see the real bashing from me
You na Sabi bash anything you be verified werey
Coming from a nutcase that doesn't know his left from his right, I swear you be confirm werey


Listen you capital werey, I am a very beautiful girl and you no reach me quarter in beauty
Infact you no see my back grin
It is only ugly Grotesque disfigured mole like you is always flocking Lesbian thread venting the agony, anxiety and depression, you have suffered in the hands of Lesbians and Straight women

Keep crying, weeping and wailing of all the ordeal you suffered in the hands of women especially lesbians in my space
You are deceiving yourself because it is evident from your ratshit of a write-up you have no woman in your life
You will die an incel because you can never attract any girl in your life due to your extreme ugliness werey

And like I said earlier you will end up like that 47yrs accountant mark my words because it is evident in your horseshit mark my words

You are nothing but a poverty-stricken vagabond released to this faceless forum cheesy

This your tears is giving me joy grin

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Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 3:34pm On Jun 30, 2022
The op na st. lunatic. I don't know who she wan impress.
Thantayo:
Sigh.

I think I've seen this topic more than once now.
We get it you are a lesbian. Now let it rest.
You are part of the reason why your um type gets treated a certain way. Be who you are in peace and stop trying to force your ideologies on Every one.

I'm just saying. I'm not homophobic, infact i love when people try new things. Just stop seeking unnecesary attention and acceptance from the same humans who can't accept people of different colours are the same.

P.s i didn't read your post. You've been posting nonsense. No offense.
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 3:10pm On Jun 30, 2022
You this ugly werey i am here to bash werey lesbians like u who think because u can't attract guys to ur lives think being lesbian is cool. It doesn't matter if u believe i hv a beautiful fiancee' or not. Before una get sense? Wasted werey sperm.
If ur a straight girl reading this kudos to u, no follow this frustrate, confused and HELL-BOUND werey pattern.
Now go and perform ur werey acts with ur fellow werey citizens. Broke werey lesbian like u.
You go die like that accountant. Idioots.
Dynoz01:
you are an authenticated capital werey grin
Keep adding volume to your Stupidity grin
If you claim you have a beautiful fiancee who is straight then what are you doing in this my thread because the topic doesn't affect you cheesy grin I swear you no sabi lie grin grin
This your wailing opinion is a confession that you are an ugly male incel who is sexually frustrated and starved by straight women especially Lesbian
First class fool you can't attract anygirl in your entire miserable life you are deceiving yourself

Frustration and depression will kill you like that 47yrs old accountant and you will commit suicide like her, mark my words
You are hellbound already there is no second chance for you
You will be trapped, stucked and burnt in hell till infinity
And you will face the second death werey
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 2:40pm On Jun 30, 2022
I have my fiancee' who is very straight and beautiful as well. U and ur lots are the top notch werey. I blame the simps that u run to for money every time u go broke. Mumu girl go and do ur werey acts to ur fellow werey lesbians. U will die like that accountant u frustrated, confused, hellfire -bound werey.
Dynoz01:
you are a confirm verified werey not me
It is obvious you will soon end up like that 47yrs accountant cheesy grin

Sexually starved and frustrated incel like you cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 1:53pm On Jun 30, 2022
You are the werey not me. Again, continue time will tell. What's my own.
Dynoz01:
werey the 47yrs old glo accountant is a straight woman she is not a lesbian cheesy

Lesbians don't desire men at all or want a future with a male figure
They desire and love women

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Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men,you Can Never Make A Lesbian Fall In Love With You by Bruno3000(m): 1:40pm On Jun 30, 2022
This is how it starts o. Before u know it, u end up commiting suicide when u no longer find a man to marry. Remember that late 47 yrs old glo accountant.
Continue, time will tell.

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Family / Re: Why Do Celebrities' Marriages Never Last? (photo) by Bruno3000(m): 11:09am On Jun 30, 2022
That troublesome-looking funke go sabi nag no be small. We guys cherish our peace of mind.
Celebrities / Re: Sheeran Bringing Out Fireboy DML At Wembley Stadium Is So Beautiful To Watch by Bruno3000(m): 11:05am On Jun 30, 2022
This is not luck the guy don belong. The other time he Performed at BET awards. Illuminati at work. LOVE AND CHERISH UR SOUL.
Phones / Re: Nokia Has Officially Launched The Nokia G11 Plus by Bruno3000(m): 3:02pm On Jun 29, 2022
Romance / Re: Reason You Should Not Give A Bleep About Single Mom As A Guy by Bruno3000(m): 7:32pm On Jun 28, 2022
Am glad ur different. Continue being the shinning light in ur hood. Not all girls have chicken brains after all.
Prettygirl200:
Some of my gender no get sense!!! They will just be opening their legs for useless set of boys anyhow, boys that don't even have future when belle enter dem don run live dem dey go con dey find man wey dey wan use am hook. There are lots of them here in my area I just dey pity dem.

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Romance / Re: Reason You Should Not Give A Bleep About Single Mom As A Guy by Bruno3000(m): 9:55am On Jun 28, 2022
Well said, u will make heaven.
luminouz:


You didn't tell anyone your sister's story here. How do we know what went wrong before you assumed the worst?

Besides, you think it's right for a man to train other men's kids and be repaid with such betrayal? That's wrong. One of the tenets of the redpill is never be the retirement plan or second option of anyone. Hardworking single moms can raise their kids and i won't question them. Hell, they can even have a boyfriend and I won't even mind because she is a human being with needs. But it is wrong when such women use another man to foot the bills of those kids and end up dumping him, for the useless pûnk who gave her those kids again, just because he is now rich.

Many men will marry a widow or even single moms whose baby daddys are dead but not those who are still alive, to avoid these dudes suddenly coming out of the blue and reaping the rewards of what the stepdads laboured for.
Romance / Re: Reason You Should Not Give A Bleep About Single Mom As A Guy by Bruno3000(m): 9:48am On Jun 28, 2022
Gbam... Seconded. I don't know why some are so pained they were raised by single moms. Life happens to everyone. I admire ur response
Prettygirl200:
This is my opinion, for those singles guys out there that like to marry single mothers, or like taking full responsibility of their kid or kids am not against them, it's their choice. But if am given the chance to advise any guy I won't advice him to and if am to b a guy I won't marry a single mother that's it.
Romance / Re: Reason You Should Not Give A Bleep About Single Mom As A Guy by Bruno3000(m): 9:44am On Jun 28, 2022
I LOVE U... FOR THIS
Prettygirl200:
Am a woman, but I won't advice any single guy to marry a single mother, imagine the story that was nartated up there, after all these sacrifices made by that man, the children still abandoned who looked and trained them to go reconcile with their dad? Who does that. Who on earth with conscience will do that, imagine the pain that man will be in he will be full of regrets living miserably. It didn't happen to me but immediately I read that story I felt pain for the unknown person, so instead of going through all these later in future, it better u don't get yourself involved with them, or better still if u must marry den don't take responsibilities of any man's child.
Romance / Re: Reason You Should Not Give A Bleep About Single Mom As A Guy by Bruno3000(m): 9:35am On Jun 28, 2022
Such is life. We live our lives by learning from others' mistakes.
Maverick777:

I don't know why but...I'm literally crying.

like could this really happen?
Romance / Re: Pastor Causes Stir As He Wears Betting Shirt To Church by Bruno3000(m): 9:21am On Jun 28, 2022
When has betting become a sin? The life u live everyday and the decisions u take no be gambling abi? How are u sure the person u are getting married to is gonna give u happiness and peace of mind? That business u are about to venture into, do u know if u will succeed or not? Etc
betting companies have provided more jobs than all our religious institutions combined. However what i advocate is BET RESPONSIBLY.

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Religion / Re: Anytime I Pick Up My Bible To Read , I Always Feel Sleepy by Bruno3000(m): 8:08am On Jun 28, 2022
Jesus was in the process of making disciples during His earthly so no one could have called himself a Christian. However, after His resurrection and ascension, the adherents of His teachings were first called CHRISTIANS IN ANTIOCH, present day Syria in Asia! See Acts 11:26. For your information God backed them up with so many signs and wonders as so many souls were added to the church without the use of violence. Forget the church politics at the council of nice, but focus on the POWER and GRACE that Christianity possesses. I could go on and on and on. Why not reconsider ur ways and surrender to Jesus and make Him ur Lord and Savior? Also know that God Himself said of Jesus 'THIS IS MY BELOVED SON IN WHOM AM WELL PLEASED, LISTEN TO HIM, Matthew 17:5.
AntiChristian:


No one was called Christian in Jesus's time. People don't need to claim Jesus to commit terrorism. We all know the story of the Catholic Church if you don't know...
Religion / Re: Anytime I Pick Up My Bible To Read , I Always Feel Sleepy by Bruno3000(m): 1:01pm On Jun 27, 2022
Are they Christians? Or did u ever read that Jesus Christ and His Disciples used terrorism to convert anyone?
AntiChristian:


Did IPOB/ESN read Qur'an?
Religion / Re: Why Is Incubi And Succubi Still In Existence? by Bruno3000(m): 8:45am On Jun 27, 2022
Ok. Tell him to enter mountain of fire for a deliverance session. He should do it with faith.
EzegeNdiigbo:
Oga the thing still persist after all the thing they mentioned same as yours

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