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Jeezuzpick:
You've not heard of a graze before?

GRAZE THAT IS DEEP? ABI U NO DEY SEE WELL?

HEAD SHOT AND STILL ALIVE? ALL THESES BLOGGERS SEF...ABEG MAKE UNA TRY DEY USE UNA HEAD WEN POSTING A STORY NAH...HABA! THAT WOUND NO BE BULLET WOUND ABEGI.

SEE THE DIRTY AND SMELLING CROWD...ONLY GOD KNWS D KINDA ODOUR THAT WILL BE OOZING OUT FROM THEIR MOUTHS

Jesusloveyou:
Those are the jobless lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra

The jobless lazy idiotic pig man wanted to send her back to the land of the dead.

FOOL...WHAT HAS BIAFRA GAT TO DO WITH THIS?

Daejoyoung:
Would you want others defraud you or your parents of the very last penny all in the name of investing? what would you invest with such kind of wealth? that is the key, do not do unto others what you would not want them to do unto you

ALL U NEED DO IS TO B CAREFUL...AND U WONT FALL A VICTIM.

Daejoyoung:
lt is unfortunate that you think being rich is the ultimate in life, defrauding people to get rich doesn't bring out the best in you, getting rich is not my major problem but becoming wealthy, the rich man has money and that is it, but the wealthy man gets wealthy because he makes others wealthy.
A yahoo boy cannot be a wealthy man because he defrauds his neighbour and he also shall lose all he has.

Luz all he has? Nigga u kiddin me? Well not wen properly invested and i need not remind u dat every capital without investment will surely finish. So, wotchu sayin?

Postboiswag:
Don't know why am always jealous whenever I see a G-boy

d ans is not far fetched...1stly, cos u no get person 2 put u tru...in oda words, u no dey game. 2ndly, they re fucking rich and u re fuckin poor and that i call JEALOUSY!

rheether:
Why bury the dead in a room while many are homeless. Catholic Church and their wahala.

u re jst a senseless idiot and very stupid being...what has catholic church gat 2 do wit this? Big Fool

limeta:
Must be the same way real muslims in saudi dey laugh about islam in africa

HEHEHEHE...Nice 1 Babes

anibirelawal:
My guy, age is just a mere number in this generation.

what abt one's respect?

sorry bro...but na d main reason y i no dey pity broken hrted babes b dis... cos if dey wan do u, dem no go look back...hrtless set of people

Issafela:
Nigerian rapper "Falz" took to his twitter page to call out Nigerian radio stations for censoring "You Go Chop Banana".

According to falz, they are not supposed to do that because "Banana" is a fruit and it's healthy stuff.

He Wrote:

So radio censored “you go chop banana” � Let’s not forget it’s actually a fruit o. And it’s healthy stuff.

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/05/falz-calls-out-nigerian-radio-station.html

hehehe....Falz u truely a badt guy

Horlami3370:
NairaBlogger.com

As seen on instagram, the EFCC officials storm a popular lagos club,Club 57 in ikoyi over night with Cars seized and many clubbers arrested.
See photo below:

https://nairablogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/537efb5012bc8a6e9458424efe01e5dd.jpg

Read More; https://nairablogger.com/107/many-clubbers-arrested-cars-seized-efcc-officials-storm-club-57-overnight-lagos/

na to carry AK47 or 9MM in d car incase any mora4cka EFCC near u...jst shoot d bastard str8 up and d remainin fools go loss...foolish idiots.

HeWrites:
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A Twitter user has called out a friend who borrowed an outfit from her but refused to return it.

The accuser also alleged that she blocked her number.

Read her tweet below;
"lol so you want to be taking pics in my outfit that you borrowed & haven’t given back. stop ignoring my calls and return my shit."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/lady-outs-friend-claimed-shes-flaunting-a-borrowed-outfit-she-has-refused-to-return.html

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The Accused
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and even if d outfits were truly urs, must u expose ur friend publicly? dia re so many way 2 kill a rat and not bad mouthin ur GF in public. Now tell me, what did u gain? So f**kin annoyin set of people.

mistercharles:
The Super Eagles of Nigeria will take on LaLiga club, Atletico Madrid, on May 22 at the Godswill Akpabio Stadium in Uyo, the Akwa Ibom state capital.


It is the first time the Spanish team will be visiting the country and the game will serve as preparation for Gernot Rohr’s men, as they prepare for next month’s World Cup in Russia.

“We are delighted to bring one of the three biggest clubs from LaLiga to Nigeria in what we believe will be a historic visit.


“As you all know Atlético Madrid is one of the top clubs in LaLiga. Football fans in Nigeria will have the rare opportunity of watching the stars play the Super Eagles right here on Nigerian soil.

“MultiChoice is undoubtedly the continent’s leader in sports and we have repeatedly shown this not only by the exclusive content we broadcast, but also by the way we support sports in Nigeria and put the country on the global sports map through exciting initiatives like the GOtv MAX Cup,” Martin Mabutho, General Manager, Sales and Marketing, MultiChoice Nigeria, told reporters.

The President of LaLiga, Javier Tebas, added: “This is a historic announcement and we are excited to share this news with our Nigerian fans: Atletico Madrid, one of LaLiga’s greatest clubs, will come to Nigeria and give our fans the chance to enjoy watching their stars up close. Africa and Nigeria in particular are very important for us and have a lot of love for Spanish football, something we are proud of.”

hehehehe...lafin in swahili....dem go flog una super eagles mercilessly,back 2 back

SamuelAnyawu:
Trust me bro this has nothing to do with Fulanis

how sure re u?

Cyynthialove:
This young blood was killed by Fulani terrorist .

Buhari and his brothers are terrorists .
The media should stop covering up

dont mind them

ChangeIsCostant:
This is very sad. A vibrant young man identified as Chinedu Nzegwu was murdered in cold blood after an attack in Enugu state. According to information gathered from his mourning friends, Chinedu who lives in Abuja, a former student of Dennis Memorial Grammar School DMGS, Onitsha, Anambra state and a graduate of University of Port-Harcourt, was beaten to death by yet-to-be identified assailants who left him to die after the attack.

The reason for the attack is yet to be ascertained as at the time of filing this report as it happened few days before his return to base in Abuja.

His friends, colleagues and former schoolmates have taken to Facebook to mourn the loss.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/young-man-beaten-to-death-in-enugu-state-days-before-returning-to-abuja-photos.html

RIP LUX FIAT & a fellow DENGRAMITE...REST on Brotherly.

Perfectdanny:
If you don taya for chioma story. Gada here make we know ourselves.

boss e don tire me gau!

BloggersNG:
A very sad story indeed, Facebook user Amy George has shared a bitter story of her a very rich family she knew, went totally broke, with Zero kobo after listening and brainwashed by their church, Without wasting much of your time, read her sad piece below!

''I’m not sharing this story to disparage the church nor any relationship but if you think otherwise, it’s irrelevant anyway…
Last week, my mum and I visited an old family friend whom I have known since childhood. I felt awkward or rather regretted ever obliging to such request (visiting them).

As I was growing up, I used to know this family to be well off, Tom tom (not his real name) was a wealthy businessman who made a fortune with a very simple business. They were one of those families that promised me some goodies after my tertiary education. Walking into their sitting room, what I saw saddened me.

There was No television, no curtain, everywhere was virtually empty! I felt bad thinking maybe the obvious (grace to grass) had happened. I sat down on the bench in the sitting room and a lot was going through my head. ‘Maybe Mr Tom tom had some setback ‘, ‘what if he was duped’? ‘Or he lost everything to the bank’. My mind turns to the random thoughts but that’s neither here nor there as my brain cells turn the pages of the past like a funeral dirge. I can’t help but wonder why Something felt like it was constantly missing. This was a family I looked up to. The son was my best during bible classes. The children had the best primary and secondary education. Like what happened?

Uncle and aunty changed to ‘Jesus must come’ kind of churches.

They were told to stop chasing wealth as it is vanity.
They were advised to share all they have acquired from the ‘vanity kingdom’ to the less privileged.
They were called to bring souls to church (I used that because we know what winning souls for Christ tastes like).

Uncle and aunty left their business (the vanity), shared what they made from the vanity kingdom to those vanity children that needs help.

Uncle and aunty stopped work, invested their time to winning souls and increasing the members.
These, they did for over 10years!!!
10years until they realised they are left with nothing!

How can you be brainwashed to tasting poverty.
The seven children were looking thin and tacky.
I saw my best boy, called his name- tears couldn’t stop flowing.

They lost everything – money, friends and family because they deserted from everyone. ‘Their’ church made them believe anyone who isn’t a member of their church is a sinner and cursed. And until they give their lives to Christ by attending the ‘jesus must come’ church, they must not associate.

It’s hard to believe. I read stories, I watch clips and never imagined I’d witness it in lifetime. It can’t be them.

They are educated, they were RICH! Super RICH! So how did this happen?

My mum asked my aforementioned best to come home with us so he could take ‘anything’ for dinner, Aunty shouted in igbo (I translate);

“Mama junior, don’t worry. God sees and he knows the best. Job suffered more than this.”

We got to the car, I asked my mum why we visited, because obviously- a part of them didn’t welcome us. She explained; “Her Husband called on phone few days ago and narrated their ordeal. He asked I come over, so I came with you.”

Uncle has seen the light, aunty is yet to see the reflection. Prior to our visit, the family only had 200naria okpa for the day. The church isn’t helping, the church isn’t paying the fees, the church advised you stop chasing vanity. You are bringing members to the church yet there’s no benefit to your family. It’s over 10years ma. My uncle is tired! Can’t you feel your husband?

Unlike my mum, I don’t want to believe it’s ignorance though we know the obvious. I’m here hoping God remembers such faith.
How would it happen when the couple are jobless and now phlegmatic about ‘chasing vanity’. Certainly, God might send a Good Samaritan to share his vanity with them. He works in a Mysterious way.

Oh I remember; Job indeed suffered more!

I’m waiting to update my version of the bible with their testimony;

Surly, The destiny changer knows the best.
Amen!

News From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/sad-lady-narrate-how-very-wealthy.html

Amy my beautiful sister

IamPlato:
...



Is The Lady In That Picture Married

thats my sis and no shes not married. and u hav 2 pass tru me to get to her...u knw what i mean?

pode:
Still far better than APC state Congress

my dear...still far better than APCrooks or do i say APCowards. una no dey shame...comparin ur useless party wit PDP that is far far far better than urs...abeg go hide make we see road...nonsense!

BloggersNG:
The Kinda Stories you read, and be wondering if you're really in Nigeria, So a twitter user who Witnessed two yahoo Boy boxing each other, Has shared the shocking story on Twitter, According to Tobi they are both Yahoo Plus Boys, And what erupted the fight was that one of them allowed the other one's girlfriend to enter Front sit, which was contoured with incantations from a Juju Priest..Quiet unbelievable but Please read the shocking story below!



News From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/2-yahoo-boys-fights-box-each-other-for.html

Girls una see am? Abeg make una no stop to dey enter yahoo guys cars o...soon e go b ur turn 2 vomit dollars. nonsense creatures! mtschew

dre11:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/health/health-news/267563-codeine-ban-five-other-pharmaceutical-drugs-abused-by-nigerians.html

If una BAN all these our Drugs finish...how we wan cope with dis Nigeria? Make una leave our Hapinex alone and fix una country o. Thank you.

Racylucy:
A Lady, Awele Maureen Ejiofor took to Facebook to write this emotional note about her house help.

See screenshot below of what she wrote:

http://www.royaloya.com/2018/05/lady-pens-emotional-note-about-her.html?m=1

no need askin if she's real or jst 2 trend...d hapinex on d lil girl's face says it all.

Mutemenot:
Alex and Tobi looking stressed . I guess they fvck too much

hmmmmmm

stephenmorris:
Its No Longer News that davido bought his girlfriend,chioma of 5 years a porshe car worth 45 million Naira.The news broke the internet and has continued to do so ,but a Nigerian man by name olakunle alison has this to say about the whole scenario.

Very Important: Davido's Girlfriend Chioma like A prostitute ,Nigerian Man Says
As Shared On His Facebook ;

A generation of women sold to money slave camps.

Sticking with a man to whom you are not married and who cheated on you with several women, impregnating two of them in the process (baby mamas) whilst dating you, and then became an accidental 'baby-daddy' is NOT LOVE just because he bought you a #45million car.

You are a needy, opportunistic, parasitic, gold-digging, low self-esteem sufferer. A Stockholm syndrome patient. You are not loyal. You are a liar. A prostitute and you share some moral equivalence.

The only reason any woman would endure contemptible treatments from a man is because of what she looks to gain materially and financially. Let's stop ridiculing the word 'Love' for the sake of posterity so that they'd be able to distinguish between virtue and vice.

There is simply no virtue in staying with a man who openly disrespects you over a period of years. None. And buying you the moon  and stars  will not make up for him treating you like human fecal matter. Money cannot buy moral worth. Rather money distorts moral worth. And that's what is happening these days.



Permit me to digress a bit whilst I elucidate on point of ethics.

Humans are created with a deep sense of moral worth. This simply means that every human being loves to be treated like a rare and precious stone. It's just the way our Maker made us. The desire to be loved, admired, desired, respected, treated fairly and kindly is part of our teleology. So when anybody willingly and voluntarily subjects himself or herself to vile and inhumane treatments for other considerations it basically reduces that person to an object rather than a subject. The person has objectified himself or herself.

Believe it or not, what we are witnessing today is one of the unintended fallouts of the extreme faction of feminism: The Moral Self-Depreciation of Womenfolk. After all, the cardinal philosophy of modern feminism is CHOICE and SELF AUTONOMY. So who are we to question a woman who CHOOSES to stay in an abusive but profitable relationship? If she has a right to choose who stays in her body and a right to choose her role in a marriage, why not this?

I once wrote a piece on the tyranny of freewill (choice). Generally, humans don't have the tool box necessary to make good choices. A man's choice will only be consistent with his true nature. And man is deeply flawed by nature, hence his choices must necessarily be flawed. A greedy man will always choose money above morals, yet he needs morals more. A dog by nature must bark and a cat moan.

Knowing this, it is therefore suicidal to build an ideology on human choices and self autonomy. Nobody (man or woman) should be self autonomous. In reality, nobody is. Everyone needs a governing and regulatory authority that sets boundaries; both moral and spatial boundaries. This is necessary for the survival of humanity because our natural appetite is self destructive. We need to be delivered from ourselves.

Feminism is toxic not because of its intended consequences but because of its unintended ones, and we are already seeing them play out. If consistency matters, no hardline feminist should be able to condemn any woman who chooses abuse and disrespect over self dignity. IT IS HER CHOICE!

We should not teach our daughters that CHOICE is the best power they have. Knowledge is. With knowledge they'd understand that they don't just make choices but that their choices make them.

The young lady's choice makes her a disgrace.

#truthissacred
Selah.

source-https://www.xclusivenobs.com/celebritylifestyle/nigerian-man-said-about-davidos-girlfriend-chioma/

nigga u look hungry man

Nukilia:
Try this with Bob risky or tonto

or T-Boss.

Angelanest:
A Christian lady in Hijab was recently arrested by security operatives for allegedly stealing and fraud. According to a Facebook user who lives in Sokoto, the girl disguised herself as a Muslim with Hijab in order to infiltrate the area where she carried out her nefarious act before she was apprehended.

The lady who later revealed she's a Christian, was seen with a Rosary on her neck after the Hijab was removed and is said to be in police custody.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/christian-girl-who-disguised-herself-in-hijab-to-steal-arrested-by-police-photos.html

THIS IS NOT A CHRISTIAN...PERIOD!!!

Kaxmytex:
I will rather sing on ethanol, codeine, weeds, etc than wasting inspiration on any lady.. .

You ma GEE

LesbianBoy:
Those who watched big brother naija will know Cee C is still hurt that Tobi left her for 'Aless' and is not happy seeing them together

But blogger ijeomadiasy posted this photo few minutes ago of Tobi, Aless and Miraku and Cee C was caught liking the photo.


Could it be a mistake or could it be that Cee C has finally told herself the truth that Tobi is finally over her

Lalasticlala

una get time sha

madridguy:
I will remind you this in 2019

best answer for a fool