₦airaland Forum

TonyeBarcanista:
Hala Madridista, the truth is that Nigerians are united in sending Baba packing...

I'll write a farewell epistle to Baba in 2019

cant wait 2 read it

ChangeIsCostant:
A Nigerian gay pastor was nabbed recently while trying to have homosexual intercourse with a man in a hotel. The pastor who was apparently set up and caught red handed in the act - revealed that he has been sleeping with other men and his church members have no knowledge of his sexual preference.

In a trending footage posted online (not suitable for publication), the pastor who said he comes from Aguata local government area of Anambra state - confessed to being a homosexual as he was stripped totally naked and given some hot slaps during the ''private'' interrogation by the people who caught.

Some condoms were also found with him at the hotel.

An online user who shared the footage - warned Nigerian parents to know how they leave their children in the hands of fake pastors like this.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/homosexual-pastor-caught-while-trying-to-sleep-with-a-man-in-anambra-photos.html

ANAMBRA AND HOMOSEXUALITY...EMELU UNU IHEA EME O?

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


they should leave them jare......phucking another man's yansh is 100 times sweeter than any honeypot out there especially now that the gap between the legs of most young girls is now wider than Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

NOT IN SUPPORT OF GAYISM BUT WIDER THAN LAGOS/IBADAN XPRESS WAY? AM OUT

emmanuel596:
Hit or miss ??

Gist from www.ogashub.com

NA ZONE 4 OLOSHOS B DIS O...NOT CORPERS

crazymerv:
Earlier today, davido on his Instagram story shared a picture of his newly done tattoo which said "30BG" ahead of his performance with j Cole and WizKid

(IN MR EAZI'S VOICE)....E BE NO BODY BUSINESS.

Paradigm777:
Help, He Is About To Make A Grave Mistake

Hello nairalanders,
I just discovered that the woman my best friend is about to get married to has no womb and she kept it from him. The wedding is scheduled for this Saturday. Should I tell him or hold my peace?

IF U SURE ABT WOTCHU SAYING, EVEN WITHOUT BEING TOLD, U SHUD KNW WHAT TO DO IF REALLY HE IS UR BEST FRIEND. MARRIAGE NO BE BF/GF RELATIONSHIP O...ITS HURTIN BUT HE WILL THANK U LATER IN D FUTURE.

scaramenga:
she no even fine sef

WHO DEY FINE 4 UR EYES NI? HAV NOTICED ALL BABES DEY URG 4 UR EYES OR U HAVIN EYE PROBLEMS?

princeemmma:
The Ogun State Police Command has arrested a 70-year-old man, Adefuye Emmanuel Teslim, for defiling a 13-year-old girl at Parapete area of Ago – Iwoye on April 22, 2018.

The spokesperson of the state police command, Abimbola Oyeyemi said the suspect was arrested following a complaint from Mariam Kareem, the mother of the victim who reported that her daughter was lured into an apartment by the suspect where he forcefully had sex with her.

”She complained further that the suspect threatened to kill the girl if she ever tells anybody about her experience with him. But the girl who was feeling pains later informed her mother, consequence upon which the mother reported the case to the Police at Ago-Iwoye Division,” he said

The DPO, Ade Adedoyin led detectives to the scene and the suspect was arrested immediately. The victim was taken to the General Hospital for medical examination and the result confirmed that the girl was sexually abused.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/4/photo-70-year-old-man-arrested-for-defiling-13-year-old-girl-in-ogun.html

HEHEHEHE....70YRS AND STILL BALLIN...RETIRED BUT NEVER TIRED

FlirtyKaren:
A giant mosquito with a wing span of more than four inches and ten times longer than an average mosquito has been found in China.

The super-sized mosquito belongs to the Holorusa mikado species, the largest mosquito family in the world.
With a five cm long body and a wing span of 11.15cm, the mosquito is ten times longer than an average mosquito.

The insect is also a third longer than the average holorusia mikado species.

Sun News UK reports that Zhao Li, curator of the Insect Museum of West China discovered the giant mosquito last August in Qincheng Mountain, within the Sichuan province.

But he wanted to take his time and confirm that it really was the largest mosquito in the world before revealing the staggering discovery.

He told South China Morning Post:



“These mosquitoes look horrendous, but do not feed on blood.

“The adults have a life span of only a few days and mainly feed on nectar.

“There are tens of thousands of types of mosquitoes in the world.

“Barely 100 species feed on blood and may be a problem for humans.”

The mosquito is set to go on display at the museum in China next month.

https://lailasnews.com/photos-giant-mosquito-with-wing-of-over-4-inches-found-in-china/

nawa o

Mutemenot:
Alex and Nina come dey ugly

hahahahaha....no fresh foods from Biggy again 2 eat

gevnet:
All I usually get was thank you from my babe when we were dating without a corresponding reply from her. It makes no meaning to her, so I stop saying the word but now she want me to saying it. I'm done saying "I Love You"

baddest moves bro

san316:
Unprepared mother. Shame

baddest mom eva liveth...guess u alwas prepared, baa?

dollyjoy:
45/100. The babe dull sha.

but good enuf not to make her carry over d course

1stola:
For my time, this kain parole wey I do no make me remember any slogan

hehhehehe....dis 1 weak me o...guy u mumu aswear

pzphoto:
Flawless by Mimi Orjikwe brand Tagged as fbm girls was seen waiting for their official brand ambassador Nina the airport.


Watch video below
http://www.praizenews.com/actress-mimi-orjikwe-fbm-girls-waiting-at-the-airport-to-welcome-nina/


Gist from praize news

Joblessness....mtsheww!

SuperSuave:
Looks likelike the giraffe pronounced them as husband and wife

hehehehe...u don burst my server.

Redhot111:
This thing is supposed to be a legal hussle na. They studied agricultural economics and decided to to go into this. It's not supposed to be a crime. But awa government will be arresting husslers n giving amnesty to criminals. Shithole government.

u ve said it all bro...useless POPO

OgaDonald:
@APROKOGIRL

Shared with caption ..

 To God be all the accolades
HE works in ways we cannot see 
#WorkIt 

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/2976/korede-bello-rocks-customized-super-eagles-world-cup-jersey-pictures/

cc; lalasticlala

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and how is dat my or our business?

tetula123:
daughter seduced you.lol.my sister looks like a cow to me despite the fact my friends see her as a queen..
wonder what my daughter will look like in my eyes, to the point of her seducing me and me falling.

hehehehe...cow? really?

akum78:
@APROKOGIRL

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 PMB has always applauded and celebrated Nigerian youths who excel in different areas of endeavour, from sports, to academia, and other realms. And he will continue to do so, because he values the youths and knows that they are the fulcrum on which the future of the country rests.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/2140/president-buharis-assistant-on-media-reacts-to-nigerian-youths-are-lazy-comment/

cc; lalasticlala

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Thunder Fire you 4 covering & defending evil and your Oga 4 callin we Nigerian youths Lazy

QueenSuccubus:


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Well, probably her G-string sha

But joke aside...She must be juz bored sha, u better stay away from that kind of fire, it can burn u to death..

not jst to death... but to ashes too.

GUY GO COLLECT YOUR PHONE BACK

LivelyStones:
Hello Admin,

My wife and I have been having issues. The issues are bothered around a few things. The usual things that cause tension among couples: finances,work schedule,pressure,intimacy,etc. We have been quarreling and arguing alot as well. As a result of this,we decided to take a vacation to try and relax,maybe find some time to bond and fall in love with each other again.

We decided to go to my wife’s home town,Calabar. We figured that we could stay in their home as her mom was not around,she was visiting her other daughter in the US. The house is big and they have domestic staff who could attend to our needs.

We dropped our kids with my mom in Abeaokuta and headed to calabar. Our plan was to also spend some time in Obudu cattle ranch during our time there.

Our vacation was going well. We spent most of the day going out and seeing places. My wife took me to some places in her town. It was nice experiencing where she grew up.

One early morning,a man visited us in the family house. He was introduced to me as Timi. According to my wife,he was a family friend who came to check on her hearing that she was in town. I greeted him warmly and tried to get into conversation with him but he said he just came to say hello and was in a hurry. My wife saw him off to the door.

Later that day,around 1pm,we were relaxing and my wife said she wanted to go to the market. I asked her to send the domestic help but she said she wanted to also see a friend as well. I wanted to come but she said she just wanted a girl time alone with her friends. Ebiere left around 1pm and came back around to 8 in the night. I had tried calling her but her nos were not going through. I was really upset and asked why she went out for so long and didnt call back. We quarreled that night. She said I was being childish,that she just spent time with friends.

We didnt speak to each other that night. Next morning,Ebi left the house quite early and didnt tell me where she was going. I was very angry as well. She came back towards evening around 5.30pm. By then,I was worried. She came to me and said she was sorry. I accepted her apology and decided we make up. We were kissing and caressing but when it was time to make love,she started crying and saying she is sorry. I said ok but she kept saying Malvin I have wronged you,I am so sorry. I had to ask her what she means. She kept crying and said she was so angry last night with me that she went to her friend for comfort this morning but she ended up...,.see more


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4GIVE WHAT? ARE D SIGNS NOT CLEAR? IS D HAND WRITING ON D WALL NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU DAT UR WIFE IS NOT WORTH D STRESS? TO WORSEN EVERYTIN SHE WENT AND 4UCKED HER EX WEN U GUYS WENT TO FIX UR MARRIAGE. OYA LET ME ASK, WHATS HER REASON OR WHERE DID U WRONG HER THAT SHE HAD D MIND 2 GO 4CK ANOTHER NIGGA YLE TRYNA FIX HER MARRIAGE? WAS SHE @ GUN POINT WHEN SHE WAS PULLING OFF HER CLOTHES, HER PANT & BRA? EVEN WHEN D BASTARD WHO KNOWS SHES A MARRIED WOMAN WAS INSERTING HIS SMELLING AND ROTTEN DICK INSIDE OF HER, Y DIDNT SHE STOP HIM? MEHN, GO GET URSELF ANOTHER RESPONSIBLE WIFE AND CALL A SPADE A SPADE. EVEN D BIBLE MADE IT CLEAR THAT THAT'S D ONLY GROUND ONE CAN DIVORCE HIS OR HER SPOUSE.

Lifeofpolice1:
is 2025 far

BRO E FAR O....PMB 2ND TENURE GO DON FINISH BY THEN AND D NEW PRESIDENT GO DON RULE 4 2YRS...BERA HURRY COS MGBAJIAKA IS ALLOWED O

NwaAmaikpe:



First of all,
Why is your monicker "RetiredMumu" because your writeup and grammar shows you are still very active.

With that said.
I doubt it was masturbation or pornography that ruined your life.
Because the most successful people in the world watch porn and jerk off too.
Lots of your pastors and Imams are addicts too.
I am an addict to both and I couldn't request for a life any better than the one I lead. BRO YOU MEAN O

Masturbation is a facet of self-discovery and also the purest literal way of loving one's self. You can't love someone right till you learn to love yourself.
That is why you should masturbate.

Check yourself well and go for a church deliverance to fix your destroyed life because I'm suspecting it is spiritual.
Maybe you were masturbating with hair relaxers instead of lubes or watching porn shot with 3 megapixel low-end camera phones rather than HD videos for you to hate both this much.

BRO YOU MEAN O

what do u xpect from 1 who's from same place with PMB? SADISTS

FishLegs:
His location is even Daura