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Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by Brymore(m): 3:11pm On Mar 16, 2007

How do you mean?

wwtlt you got violent?

Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by Brymore(m): 2:19pm On Mar 16, 2007

Last night, he needed to learn some lessons about life.

wwtlt you had sex without a condom?

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 12:17pm On Mar 16, 2007

Wetin Dey Happen?

Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by Brymore(m): 11:34am On Mar 16, 2007

@ Ferlie, I have never done.

wwtlt you practiced risky behavior?

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2007

Maybe I am

Christianity Etc › Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Brymore(m): 1:47pm On Mar 15, 2007

I heard over the banana peel radio that some of those that went on a broom trip to China last weekend was left behind in Shanghai.
The resulting consequences; severe brain damage leading to memory loss, split persona, and multiple contusion.

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 1:27pm On Mar 15, 2007

lizzy 47:
What is "That"

You know Now! cheesy

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 1:23pm On Mar 15, 2007

needeeg:
Guy from abuja

Sis from Nigeria wink

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 12:55pm On Mar 15, 2007

lizzy 47:
Open which door

Open that door.

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 12:51pm On Mar 15, 2007

what I am

Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Brymore(m): 11:38am On Mar 15, 2007

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
But one Saturday night the cock went missing!

The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation,
"Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. I mean has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns stood up

Jokes Etc › Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Brymore(m): 6:21pm On Mar 14, 2007

Brymore:
Wayyyyyyyoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'zandrop' from the 'abuna'? This is crazy men, you must use selsun blue before you enter inside, but even at that, you [/b]might also [b]need a latex pant.
/quote]

And Latex boxers and briefs to protect you from all forms of infection.

#Candid Submission#

Jokes Etc › Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Brymore(m): 6:16pm On Mar 14, 2007

Wayyyyyyyoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'zandrop' from the 'abuna'? This is crazy men, you must use selsun blue before you enter inside, but even at that, you might also need a latex pant.

#Candid Submission#

Culture › Re: Domestic Man by Brymore(m): 6:15pm On Mar 14, 2007

lizzy 47:
at least he should be there keeping me company.

How do you hope to feed if both of you are at home, how do you hope to get money, or are u living off your savings?

ima1:
ya of course, i want someone who can help me out around the house, im not his mother so im not going to do everything for his lazy ass

Is it all mothers that do things for their children, don't you think it is possible for a mother to groom her son to become independent? Anyway, as a man, I could help out with some of the household chores if I'm in the mood, but it is not because the woman would want to compel me to. If I feel she needs help, we could also arrange things as long as she will not abuse such privileges.

Most importantly, if I love you, I'll want to always be around you, even in the toilet or 'salanga', so trust that I will be there with and for you wherever you are.

#Candid Submission#

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2007

love who, me?

Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Brymore(m): 5:39pm On Mar 14, 2007

Time to love

Family › Re: Must I Marry Her Because Of Pregnancy? by Brymore(m): 4:42pm On Mar 14, 2007

lizzy 47:
Brymore u are not so far from the truth but what if the girl is a very young naive girl with very little or no experience just got foolishly in love or better still in lust and the guy tricks his way in will u abandon the poor helpless half dead girl

This quote is from the originator of this post;

"I was working and she had graduatd (27 year old). So I found it difficult to believe it was just a mistake. Besides, there is no doubt about the perternity(sic) of the babies: they are my carbon copies!"

Sorry Lizzy, but you cannot call a 27 year old university graduate 'poor' or 'helpless' or 'young and naive with little or no experience', I also want you to tell me if it is the pregnancy that makes her 'half dead'. Please, I may not be a woman or know so much about pregnancy, but I don't think it is a condition that is meant to make you totally miserable and 'half dead'.

#Candid Submission#

Family › Re: Must I Marry Her Because Of Pregnancy? by Brymore(m): 12:22pm On Mar 14, 2007

nnada:
If u made it clear to her, concerning yourself about marriage, my dear u will have made sure to use protection, but the milk has being spilt, now what is the remedy?
Yes not all girls u sleep with, u can marry. Search your mind and know if u love her and can stand her, unless if u marry her, out of pity, i bet u, u and her entering that marriage and rushing out of it with hatred and disgust.

THE KEY WORD IS TALK TO URSELF, AND KNOW WHAT U WANT FOR URSELF, WE ARE JUST ADVISING, BUT THE BEST BET IS WHA T U TELL URSELF, WE WONT BE THERE WHEN THINGS WILL GO RIGHT OR WRONG.

WISHING U LUCK IN LIFE.

Well said nnada.

#Candid Submission#

Christianity Etc › Re: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by Brymore(m): 12:03pm On Mar 14, 2007

Cyclone5:
The good thing about being over pious and puritanical is that it often leads you down a dark alley to epiphany.

Well, you my pious brother, are wrong. That is not the scripture I was referring to. I would have been able to distinguish between rape and sleeping with someone's sister. But thanks for the instruction, you can go away and do some more research now.

So Mr Cyclone, since you are online now, can you please tell me the scripture you were referring to and quote the verses so I'll keep my pious and puritanical mind in check?

#Candid Submission#

Christianity Etc › Re: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by Brymore(m): 11:59am On Mar 14, 2007

Cyclone5:
The good thing about being over pious and puritanical is that it often leads you down a dark alley to epiphany.

Well, you my pious brother, are wrong. That is not the scripture I was referring to. I would have been able to distinguish between rape and sleeping with someone's sister. But thanks for the instruction, you can go away and do some more research now.

So Mr Cyclone, can you please tell me the scripture you are referring to and quote the verses so I'll keep my over pious and puritanical mind in check?

#Candid Submission#

Romance › Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Brymore(m): 11:50am On Mar 14, 2007

bennygee:
women can't hide their feelings when it comes to being with someone their deeply attracted to
then you see them smiling and gigglng to every dry joke

AGRREEEEED!!!! wink

Except for the ones that are hypocritical or don't know what they want.

#Submission#

Christianity Etc › Re: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by Brymore(m): 11:36am On Mar 14, 2007

Point of correction @Cyclone, the scripture you are talking about is 2 Samuel, chapter 13, and the 'brother' is Absalom. To present things in a very clear form, I have decide to quote the scripture for you to see.

": And Absalom spake unto his brother Amnon neither good nor bad: for Absalom hated Amnon, because he had [b]forced [/b]his sister Tamar."

The 'man' Amnon was killed for raping the 'brother's' sister Tamar. This is just so we don't misrepresent the scriptures.

#Candid Submission#

Christianity Etc › Re: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by Brymore(m): 11:27am On Mar 14, 2007

Cyclone5:
There is a scripture where a brother kills a man for sleeping with his sister but only because he shamed her by "spilling his seed on the ground".

Point of correction @Cyclone, the scripture you are talking about is 2 Samuel, chapter 13, and the 'brother' is Absalom. To present things in a very clear form, I have decide to quote the scripture for you to see.

": And Absalom spake unto his brother Amnon neither good nor bad: for Absalom hated Amnon, because he had forced his sister Tamar."

The 'man' Amnon was killed for raping the 'brother's' sister Tamar. This is just so we don't misrepresent the scriptures.

#Candid Submission#

Romance › Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Brymore(m): 11:11am On Mar 14, 2007

Lil Red:
men usually don't know if i'm interested because i like to play hard to get! lol

Sorry, I'm not trying to pry into your private life, but na how many bobos and toasters you don get with this your 'hard to get' attitude wen even the men no go know whether you like am or not?

I go also like to know how you dey for your relationship with person wey no know say you like am.
Abeg no vex o, na as I see am na im I talk am.

#Submission#

Family › Re: Must I Marry Her Because Of Pregnancy? by Brymore(m): 11:05am On Mar 14, 2007

babyosisi:
Why fire the oven when you're not ready to cook?

Well, I believe 'oven firing' is not a one person thing, unless the other party is drugged, or raped, it takes two and plenty of consent (most times, na the man they6 even suffer the negative consequences and the enjoyment is for them both). In this instance, I stand to be corrected, there was no forcing or drugging in the 'oven firing'. So the lady has no excuse for her decision to get pregnant, keep the fertilized eggs until it became a fetus and resulted in the twins.

I think she did it intentionally so she could use it to blackmail him into marrying her. (Assuming that 'everyone' knows about contraceptives and other means of preventing and truncating the pregnancy process) and I personally hate injustice and blackmail (well I guess everybody does).

So, the man should not be held solely responsible for the result of the sexual act.

#Candid Submission#

Family › Re: Must I Marry Her Because Of Pregnancy? by Brymore(m): 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2007

If you truly love her, go ahead and marry her.

For me, if we are having a fling and you decide to get pregnant (in spite of the condom use), the first option is to go for an abortion, besides, you can get rid of it before it becomes a baby. If you refuse to get rid of it, then that is your headache, in fact I will deny being the father for I must have effectively explained the terms of the contract to you from the onset.

If on the other hand, we are having a serious relationship and you get pregnant, if I love you then we can get married, but you cannot blackmail me into married with a pregnancy because there is more to it than lots of people see; I believe that there is a marriage mind or mentality asides getting the necessary means to take care of yourself and your family. If you get married when you are not psychologically ready for it, you might doom yourself to a life of perpetual regrets and sorrow, and your family will never forgive you.

#Candid Submission#

TV/Movies › Re: Your Favourite And Most Hated TV Adverts? by Brymore(m): 10:49am On Mar 13, 2007

I judge adverts, even TV ads by closing my eyes and seeing if I can make sense out of it. on those grounds, I love FCMB and Omo.
That MALTA GUINESS advert looks more like a toothpaste ad, besides, it's so dry. and if a person is blind he/she will not be able to make much sense out of it, most importantly, you will not know what product is being advertised.

#Candid Submission#

TV/Movies › Re: I Can Solve The Problem Of Movie Piracy by Brymore(m): 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2007

Seun:
I can singlehandedly solve the problem of piracy in Nigeria.

I don't think you can do it singlehandedly, you need the cooperation of other Nigerians, and you have to consider the fact that the attraction of getting stuff cheaper than they should ordinarily be is really strong in Nigeria (think of how many fake(pirated) shoes and bags, even designer clothes we have in Nigeria, if e dey possible to pirate person, them for don do am now).

Seun:
Because they are pirates themselves! All it takes is 2 or 3 major marketers who are not pirates to hire a lawyer and go after the pirates!

I totally agree with you that the marketers are pirates, even some radio stations connive with the pirates to make copies of songs that and videos that are meant to be for air-play only. And yes, this is Nigeria, how do you know the marketers that are not pirates? For me, I think it is only possible if they are put in a situation where they will have no option other than to get lawyers and fight the pirates.

#Candid Submission#

Jokes Etc › Re: Body Building Pictures by Brymore(m): 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2007

Meeeeen!!!!!!!!!!

E be like say for man to pound this kind yam, im go need to gym his equipment too oh, if not, the thing go just dislocate lipsrsealed

Anyway, I believe that if men gym or build to attract ladies, the ladies do their own to chase away men.
What do you think?

#Candid Submission#

Jokes Etc › Re: Mental Health Evaluation by Brymore(m): 1:56pm On Mar 09, 2007

Wow, Labans this is really good, 'emptying the tub', gives the impression of fetching or bailing the water out, I must confess, I was also agreeing with the visitor. Thumbs Up cool

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